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undeniablespice · 7 months

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i remain sincerely, unshakably convinced that aeron’s one true talent is basketball. he’s 6’5” and built like a scarecrow i know he would absolutely destroy the westerosi bball circuit if it weren’t for the Trauma turning him away from sports towards substance abuse and religion

#euron nefariously sabotaging the ironborn chances of winning the asoiaf nba finals by [REDACTED]#i’m ignoring george’s weird piss thing here #i don’t even think aeron would like basketball. in fact he would hate it #every night he is like drowned god why would you do this to me #why would you curse me with this useless skill #it is his one great wish to retire and become someone’s weird orthodox uncle #but the drowned god spake and to his loyal disciple he said: you must decorate my shelves with sports trophies #so aeron sighs and puts on his gay ass jersey and absolutely demolishes the competition #aeron greyjoy #op #just putting that man in scenarios

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