#it tickled soooo badly

[honey-bunny-6]

puppy wanna playyy... 🐶💜

[missamyrisa2]

Reading your blog makes me have a very specific fantasy. I am an academic weapon and I never get distracted while working but the idea of having a person tickling my clit and saying “stay focused darling” while I work is making me go feral.

Like I don’t care about books just let me cum please ~ 🥹

My grinning smirk catches every screwed up face you make as I kneel beside you, my nail ever so lightly scratching at your panties over your clit, making that soft material rub your button with a tantalizing glide ~ "Mmmhmm. You have so much work to do, so little time huh? Can't take a break for me? No worries, the break will come to youuuu~" I snicker and slide your book back to you after you knocked it away in a dramatic reaction. "Keep reading, let's hear all about your important studies~" I coo and imitate your gasp, rapidly flicking my nail on that spot under your skirt. "Oooh~ ooh my god~" I mock with sass, leaning in close to your silly face~

"Come on darling, focus~" I shift and turn all my nails towards your royal covered area, each tip getting their chance to make their acquaintance with your girl pearl as they are moved up and down. "That's just my fingers tickling your girly button~ no need to worry~" I wriggle my fingers lightly, dancing them in a line over all that soft material. "Mmmhmm mmmhmm ~ ooh? Now now, focus darling ~ don't slack off~" My thumb starts rubbing that swollen button in little tight circles, so sensitive you swear you could feel the swirls of my fingerprint grazing through the cottony material on your aching regal part~

"Coochie cooo~ don't stop ~ don't give up, your work is so important. Discipline girl, discipline~ That's what I'm teaching youu~" I playfully squeeze at your thighs, working up to your hips to get you giggly before moving back, tracing the waistline of your panties ~ my fingers lightly dipping under them, fingertips coming so close to that royal area under your girly undergarments ~ "mmmh but it's ever so hard to focus huh? Nice soft pantiesss ~ niiiice soft panties ~" I tease. "Swollen girl pearl ~ swoooollen girl pearl~" I murmur, snickering as your words slip and moans tumble out. "Focussss, focus nowww~" My finger tip plunges further, under the material, that soft skin connecting with your aching tickled clit ~ "That's just my finger tickling your royal girly part~ keep reading now, don't lose focus dear one ~"

I grin widely and plant a taunting kiss at your blushing cheek as my fingertip works your button with gentle swift strokes. "You want it huh? Want it soooo badly? Tickle tickles on your pearl?" My other hand joins in, meeting my index finger to give you light scratchies through the panties while the other is dipping in and out to directly taunt your button and coax it out ~ they work in tandem, one overloading you sensually with the lightest of touches, the other is taking advantage and giving endless material tickles. "Aww, are you gonna gigglecum for me? Gigglycum just from these little tickles? Tickles on your panties and under your panties ~ tickles on your buttony pearl? Aww, what happened to focus? Focus darling, focus on my fingers and what I'm doing to your body ~ and guess what? I'm noooot stoooping~" <33

(and then y'know, we're both busted for making a nuisance right as you ticklegasm, then dragged to the back by the administration to be sentenced to writing lines of confession while we're both teased on our royal parts ~ or something ~)

[tickledbreathless]

Being tickled for information, but they tickle you in just about every way you’d enjoy.

You blush each time they trace their fingers up your legs, up your thighs before pouncing and kneading right into your ribs.

They whisper threats into your ear, trying to sound intimidating, giving you chills along with the knowledge that they’ll stop at nothing to get that information out of you. However, all that voice of hushed venom achieves is your internalized melting and squeaky giggles from their voice vibrating into your ear and neck. This is also because it gave you all you needed to know about what they’ll do to you next and the thought of it fills your tummy with butterflies that on their own tickle soooo badly…

Unrelenting hairbrushes attacking your stocked up feet only ensuring you don’t let out any noise other than laughter. Even if you wanted to fess up, it tickles too badly for you to even begin to try. That’s for giving them false information and misleading answers just because you wanted to get a rise out of them.

What they sooner or later piece together is that what will get you to talk is them threatening to stop… 🪶

[onlyjaeyun]

YES YES YES PLEASE LET’S TALK ABOUT MEAN DOM SUNGHOON AND HOW HE’D BE SOOOO INTO SPITTING AND DIRTY TALK (im SO sorry for caps lock this man just makes me crazy)

you're so right about this because mean dom!sunghoon is the type to have you seated in between his legs, pretty tigs on full display for him to admire as he fucks his fists and makes you watch because you didn't earn the privilege of taking him in your mouth. he knows how badly you want to taste and suck him, make him happy and take every drop of his cum, yet also won't say anything because he gave you clear instructions of keeping your hands on your thighs and watch him without making a single noise. sunghoon just can't help but groan and throw his head back the glossier your eyes become from how much you want him; you're his in every way imaginable and he just loves teasing you about it. "look at how fucking greedy you are, it's pathetic", he grunts and slows down his strokes, his own release tickling the bottom of his spine to the point where he cant do anything without letting out a sound of pleasure, "you're lucky it looks good on you, princess, not everyone can pull it off like you." his words are mean, his voice deep snd raspy from all the arousal rushing theough his blood but his eyes don't match, as they're filled with want and hunger in a way you've never had anybody look at you. all you can do is nod in agreement, too mesmerized by the way the precum is dripping down his pretty fingers before he uses them as lubricant for his fast strokes. "open up", he suddenly demands and before your brain can even process it, you part your lips and stick your tongue out, too excited about what's to come. sunghoon chuckles and rolls his eyes at just how eager you to take whatever he gives you. so he just casually grabs the base of his thick cock, taps the tip against the muscle of your tongue and hisses at the sudden warmth from your mouth, barely stoppinh himself from fucking your throat. and just when you think you're finally gonna get to taste his cum, sunghoon pulls his cock away and lets a thick drop of his spit fall onto the back of your tongue, the taste eliciting a soft whimper from your throat. "you're such a good little whore, aren't you? almost good enough for my cock", he chuckles again and leans back, his eyes eagerly roaming your face and the pretty sight of your tits, "let's see if you can earn it this time, hm? or i'll have to fuck it into you, yeah?"

[huhustuff]

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𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬___𝟖𝐭𝐡𝐒𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

🍂🧸💫

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Simon remembers his first-ever interactions with you. It was just a usual GTA game with his friends, but this time you were added as well. He did not think much of you at first and just enjoyed your comebacks when the other guys were tryna give you shit for being bad at the game.

The friendship between the two of you has always been mostly chill. When you both started living in the same house it took him a bit to get used to you, but that was inevitable and would be easily conquered with time. 

One of Simon’s favorite things to do with you is to jokingly go after someone else with you. It is known that he is a bit evil. But when it comes to you most people remember your kindness rather than the same mischief you possess as well.

When the both of you start tearing at someone with those goddamn smart remarks there is no escape or a way of defense for the victim. There is always a shock in the person's eyes when you join Simon cause even though you have done it so many times they still find it surprising. And Si finds it extremely amusing. 

The most often victim of the two of you would be JJ. There is a compilation on Youtube titled “Y/N and Simon gangbanging JJ for 16 minutes” that got too many views for that title alone. 

The playful beef between the two of you is nice too. The both of you know each other well enough to be aware of what topics are off-limits and know that the other will not bring them up. It is just pure fun, such a comforting simple joy to have in your life with your dear friend. 

It has also become a habit to gently annoy each other physically. So whilst Simon pinches your sides or tickles you, you flick the back of his head or rough up his hair a bit.

Little poking battles will occur even when you tell him that he should stop this kind of behavior since he is soooo old now. But Simon knows well you do not mean it and pokes you twice for calling him old.  

Simon was glad that you got along with Talia until you and her started teasing him together just like you and he did to others. He was betrayed and needed some time to recover /hj. 

He is very supportive of you. Encouraging your ideas and goals. Congratulating you on your milestones and accomplishments.

The two of you would sometimes go on late-night drives. They had no strong purpose, just to rest your minds from making content and editing. Every so often you would capture him in his driving glasses on camera knowing that it will drive the fangirls crazy.

You also helped him with being a good boyfriend sometimes. He was not doing badly on his own, but you would sometimes give small pieces of advice in aspects where he was a bit clueless. He just needed some assurance as well lol. 

So many cameos in each other’s vlogs. Mostly just fooling around or randomly jumping in the frame.

'Subscribe to Miniminter on youtube.'

'Don't, go leave a dislike instead'

'HEY!'

When you were younger you used him for his age. He got you energy drinks (no alcohol promotion on this blog) and one time he accompanied you to get a piercing which you were oh-so thankful for.

It was a condition that a parent had to be present, but you convinced the person that would do the piercing that any adult would do since you’re parents were far away. Josh and Tobi both said you were too young, but the third time was a charm and Simon agreed.

When they were getting it done Simon held your hand, but also laughed at you on the same time.

Dying his hair some kind of crazy color for a video, only for the color to not exactly fit him. (Atleast the color is even because you applied the dye instead of him-)

You have so many nice memories with the guy. Like the other brother/the brother you never had. 

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Hope you liked these headcanons and that you have a sunny day or night 🌤!!

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

hi ari !!! i hope youre doing well !! ive (unfortunately) been thinking abt gojo a lot lately and wanted to share my brainrot with you

hes such a cuddle bug.. a big baby :( i think abt how it would be with him as someone who lives in a HOT country.. he'll get all pouty whenever he gets (lovingly) pushed away when he insists to cuddle during lazy afternoons in bed

eventually he'll deal with it, finding solace in being sprawled out with you in the ridiculously large bed you both have. he'll still want to cuddle and be close to you though.. so when u eventually fall asleep he will carefully crawl in between you, all sprawled out like a true starfish

he'll keep his hands away from you despite wanting to engulf you in a hug since he's sure that amount of skin contact will wake you, so he just settles on laying down on your stomach, his cheek pressed against your skin...

which is why half an hour later, you'll be woken up with your lower half feeling heavier than usual... and why does your stomach feel ticklish ..?

cue satoru sleeping soundly with his hair tickling your skin from where the shirt has ridden up from him snuggling you, his arms now around your sides

it's like a big cat has fallen asleep on your lap .. now you CANNOT move even if you have to pee really badly... you are losing feeling in your legs... help

eugh i love clingy satoru so much !!!!!!! :(((

ANONNNNNN I’M MELTING INTO A PUDDLE….. clingy toru T_T our lord n savior. he’s the cutest!! your clingy overgrown cat of a bf……..

plsssss he would be so troubled 😭😭 i think he craves your touch so badly that he starts shaking when he goes too long without it LMAO. full on abstinence just bc you wouldn’t let him hold you in his sweaty arms and cradle you to his scorching chest…… what is a poor man to do? :((( he really is suchhhh a big ol pouty baby . goes hmph! and looks at you like this >:c while crossing his arms…… but when you still don’t let him cuddle you he starts drafting up his master plan. silly, silly little man. <3

and aaaaaa 😭😭😭 him falling asleep w his face nuzzled into your stomach!!!! anon you’re killing me he’s soooo cute ……. actual cat man. just fluffy and heavy and clingy …. and ofc you can’t push him away because he’ll wake up all confused and pouty and it’ll break your heart :(((( he’ll get his well earned affection one way or another!!!!

hhhhh anon i hope u know this made my own gojo brainrot worse 😭😭 we’re in this together…. tysm for sharing ur thoughts w me!!!! this made me feel so warm n cozy :33 my brain is full of clingy kittycat gojo thoughts always always always <3333

[tickling-giggles]

Sb /fnaf tickle hcs🥺 pls!

A/N: No problem anon! Idk if you only wanted sb or a mix of both so I did both😀 (more like a crossover)

Fnaf (Sb) tickle HC’s

Glamrock Freddy

He is a switch at heart

The sweetest ler you’ll EVER meet

He is obviously the sweetest of the bunch

Once he was helping Sun at the daycare and he played this adorable game with them

There is this honey squish mellow and you had to steal it from him without getting caught

And if you had got caught he would tickle you

They’d called him a tickle bear once and it made his day

If you tease him it’ll end up backfiring

“You should just make this easy freds and tell me where your ticklish at” “ my sihihides”

The Ler is just… exe.stopped working

His laugh is so adorable

He’s everyone’s favorite Lee I dare you to tell me otherwise

Very ticklish on his stomach p.s telling his he has a ticklish belly or tummy gets him squealing and snorting

He’s the “teasing makes it worse” type I don’t blame him

Very open to tickling

Surprisingly he doesn’t blush very easily or get flustered

Freddy

He’s for sure a Ler

HE IS SOOOO SASSSY OML

He likes to be tickled when he’s tired or in a soft mood

He himself prefers to be the tickler

Once Monty accidentally tickled him when tightening up a bolt and accidentally scratched him with the screwdriver

Monty looked at him and laughed because of the way he squawked and jerked away

Ever since then Monty would sneak in tickles here and there

It was just there secret

He cackles….😭 YES HE CACKLES

BUT only if you’re tickling his armpits while teasing him thats what really gets him going

OML OML ONLY BONNIE MOON AND MONTY KNOW THIS BUT

WHEN HE IS SLEEPY HE LOVEEEES LIGHT TICKLES but he’ll never admit to it

Don’t ask how Monty obtain such delicate information but one they were watching a movie until Freddy fell asleep and something came over him

And next thing you know he was lightly scratching behind his ears AND HE STARTED GIGGLING

YES HE WAS GIGGLING IN HIS SLEEP

Monty was intrigued but he’ll never tell Freddy that

Very ticklish under his arms and his knees believe it or not

HE IS A DEVIOUS LER OML

Talk abt teasing not stop Jesus 🥱

“Oh what? it can’t tickle that badly” “im trying to tell you something serious and yours laughing at me that’s rude you know”

“Ooooh you’re ticklish here? Awwww that’s too bad HA”

LIKE BRUHHHHH

Idc what ANYONE SAYS fnaf Freddy is wayyyyy sassier than sb Freddy

Glamrock Chica

A switch leaning lee at heart

She’s also one of the sweet ones

She doesn’t mind being the tickler or ticklee

HER BEAK IS TICKLISH AND ITS SUPER ADORABLE ROXY AND BONNIE WERE THE FIRST ONES TO FIND OUT

And she’s just sit there and squirm it’s really FRIGGEN cute

She’s also open about tickles

She’ll ask others if they want to have a tickle fight

She’ll compliment you when she tickles you but ofc everyone still considers it teasing

“Omg did you just snort wait do it agian” “you’re laugh is so cute” “you have such a pretty smile”

She chirps instead of snorting

It’s very ADORABLE EVERYTHINV ABT HER IS ADORABLE AND NO ONE CAN CHANVE MY MIND

Roxxane and Bonnie love to tickle her but will they admit it? Nope

Her and Sun are both rays of sunshine

Out of all of the tickle fights she loves having them with him the most

Don’t tell anyone else that 🤭

Chica

The least ticklish out of the bunch

She’s not that ticklish but she is ticklish where it counts

She also loves tickles

A switch

She prefers being a ler

She enjoys tickling people and making them happy

That’s her specialty

She is almost always somewhere in a tickle fight

She does not play fair when it comes to a tickle fight

Very ticklish under her arms and behind her knees

When to tickle behind her knees she IMMEDIATELY folds 😭

She played duck duck goose with a twist that only she knew about

It’s the same duck duck goose rule but once Chica caught you she’ll tickle your worst spot for a good “10 seconds”

Yeah it wasn’t no where near ten seconds more likeeeee until you’re beet red or until you slapping the floor

She squawks if you tickle her long enough it’s funny

That’s Chica for you 😭

Roxxane (Roxy)

Ler-leaning switch

Shes starting to adapt of being tickled not that she hated it before

But with Chica’s (sb) reassurance she started to view it differently

She still preferred to be the tickler instead of the ticklee

Gets into lots of tickle fight with both chica’s

She is foxy’s wing girl

THEY ALWAYS TAG TEAM SOMEBODY LIKE OML

Like if foxy is recking someone you already know Roxy is right there helping him and vice versa

ONE OF THE EVILEST LER DUO

Her sides are her worst spot considering she keeps it exposed your setting yourself up roxy smh

Also she has ticklish ear oml it’s so cute

She loves hates when her ears get all messy or twisted then someone hash to clean them or twist them back

And she tries her best not to laugh while she’s giggling and squirming around

SAME THING WITH HER TAIL OML

Very few people know about her ticklish tail *AHEM GR CHICA AND BONNIE AHEM*

Foxy

devious Ler

Don’t let his looks fool you he is ticklish very ticklish in fact

He also has ticklish ears like Roxy

Very ticklish armpits too

His winggirl is Roxy but he helps out Monty if he “feels like it”

His bs excuse lines are “they’ve been pissing me off all day” “they stole my ___”

WHEN IRL YOU HAVENT and when you even try to tell the truth he starts blowing raspberries

I know very torturous

His teases I feel bad for whoever get tickled by him

“What’s wrong? Oh wait you’re ticklish? I never noticed” “it tickles? Well no shit Sherlock” “you said tickle your ribs? Well okay you said it not me”

LIKE NO ONE EVEN TOLD YOU THAT SIR

This mf is a handful

And don’t let him get into a tickle fight HE WILL 89% of the time will call for reinforcements aka Roxy

And when you call him scary or a loser for him not tickling you on his own….

Baby THATS A BIGGGGGG MISTAKE. Monty found out the hard way…

He’ll tell Roxy nevermind and WILLWRECK YOU MAKE YOU APOLOGIZE THEN MAKE YOU CALL MERCY.

I know he’s the worst frl🤧

Monty

He is also one of the snarky ones yeah Ik not surprising

Ler-leaning switch

He tries to cover up his laughs with one hand and “tries” pushing away the tickler

Your best choice biggest mistake I’d going for his tail

When you tease him with the classic “I didn’t know you were ticklish”

He’ll lie and blame that it’s a glitch in his system

STOP WITH THE LIES MONTY

But seriously he’s like hella ticklish there like squeal high pitch ticklish yeahhhh… Bonnie told me

When you tickle him he’ll still tease you and it FRIGGEN works… I know it’s sad

“Wow you suck ahahat tickling take a class would yahAhahAHa”

It’s like your getting a teasy lecture the entire time

The man doesn’t literally shut up unless it’s Bonnie tickling him 🥱

Yeah nobody knows what power Bonnie hold to get Monty to shut up while being tickled

Like teach me your ways

AND FREDDY BOTH OF THEM

The three of them can get him to shut up and no one knows how they do it

Foxy was only able to do it once and that was when Monty called him scary

Boy was that a day for Monty

Foxy had to charge him up because he was on low battery because of foxy

Bonnie

He is somewhat shockingly snarky no sassy

Yes him

Switch leaning lee

His ears and neck….. SUPER TICKLISH just threatening him gets him giggling

He gives you a tickle nickname that only you and him know GR Chica’s is squeaker

And GR Freddy is tickle bear

He rarely gets tickled unless it’s a 2v1

People think that it’ll be hard to pin him down when I’m reality it isn’t

But he won’t tell them that he’ll just laugh everytime someone says that

Bonnie is a bully

NONONO LET ME TELL YOU WHAT HE DOES

After him being tickled by the Ler long enough he notices a pattern

For example everytime they tickle him they always attack his sides first

So the next time they do it he won’t laugh making them think that they’re crazy or delusional

They look at him confused and he loves it

He does NOT shut up when he laughs it’s so cute

He’s laugh his head of beet red teary eyes just constantly insulting you, calling you names, and telling you not there.

It’s pathetic but funny

Youhuhu suhuHuck lohohohserAHA AHAHA NOHOHO”

He loves playing tickle games when he’s the Ler ofc and when he’s the lee

HE ADORESSSS SOFT TICKLES ESPECIALLY WHEN HE IS SLEEPY

Tbh who doesn’t

Only a few people know about it both Freddy’s know glamrock Chica knows and sunny knows

Surprisingly Sun gives him soft tickles the most

Sundrop

Everyone’s favorite lee

He catches no breaks

But it’s okay because he doesn’t mind it

He enjoys laughing and being tickled

And of course as you would expect moon tickles him the most

I mean it’s apart of having a sibling

Especially twins they’re ying and yang

One twin likes to make the other laugh and the other twin like to laugh

Sunny is always the first person to get tickled in a group tickle fight

Sunny can and will tease

That innocent shit YEAH

No one knows why it’s working

But if you’re being a brat AHEM MOONY MONTY AND FOXY then he’ll pull the innocent stunt on you

But if not he’s like GR Chica with the compliments

Also back when they were younger moon still doesn’t know till this day if he was doing it on purpose or if it was a tech issue

But you know how you teasingly ask someone “where’s your worst spot”

Yeah sun actually told him

And the funny part was Sun didn’t even realize it

But sadly luckily he doesn’t do that now

His rays and behind his neck EXTREMELY ticklish

Like and just light scratches makes him weak

He’ll always add a twist to the game just for good measure

Gotta make sure everyone is having fun

His job is to put a smile on everyone’s face

Moondrop

A Ler leaning switch

VERY TICKLISH NECK

He gets sooooo flustered and embarrassed by “does this tickle” / “this must tickle bad huh?”/ “I didn’t expect you to be this ticklish” teases

HE’LL BLAME IT ON HIS SENSORY SYSTEM LIKE BOY

Why lie?

It’s okay if you’re ticklish

That’s not even the only one

HE HAS A SHIT TON OF EXCUSES

Like “that’s boy’s a liar”— PinkPanthress

He tickles the energetic kids to sleep when it’s nap time

Omg if teasing was a sport he would’ve made it to the olympics

He always teases doesn’t matter wasn’t going on or who’s the ticklee or the tickler

He is a certified instigator

One time Bonnie and glamrock Chica were going at it and she jokingly called Bonnie a silly rabbit

And moon so happens to be around when she said it and told Bonnie “you’re just gonna take that? Me personally I’d tickle the snot outta her but that’s just me”

But his laugh is heartwarming his pleads make everyone fell better because normally he’s being a brat

“NAHAHAAH OKAY WAIT AHAHAHHAA I GIHIHIVE TIHIHIME OUT”

I mean he brought this on himself

Very ticklish wires

Like No everyone’s wires are ticklish but his? SUPER TICKLISH

Like R.I.P fr

[waterfallofspace]

53 and 55 for d/azai and ch/uuya (the sick one 👁👁) perhaps please if you would like… <3

Thank you so much for the ask/request!! These have been so fun hahaha~~ I did get just a touch angsty/fever heavy towards the end, so hopefully that's alright, I promise it's not super serious! I also did want to include a little french, and while I did take it in school, I remember less than nothing, soooo this is all thanks to google, therefore I apologize for anything inconsistent/incorrect! [ Putain de merde = Holy shit ] [ À tes souhaits = Bless you ] [ Merde = Shit ] [ Je dois = I've got to ] 2.1k words, prompts 53 and 55, story under the cut! ~Part Two/Continuation Post Here~ 53. "Bless you?" 55. "You sound awful." (References to mild violence, high fevers, and swearing just in case anyone doesn't like any of those!)

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Dazai is nothing if not observant. There is hardly a single detail in any given encounter he hasn’t seen, or predicted. Which is why he finds it almost insulting that people always insist on ‘hiding things’ from him. Especially his former partner. 

‘Chuuya still seems to believe, incorrectly and against all odds, that I won’t notice if somethings wrong. Something such as the cough he was suppressing that was shaking his frail little form. Or the pink tint around his nose. The nose he couldn’t stop touching throughout our encounter.’

This is how Dazai came to be leaning against a wall outside a pharmacy. And if it just so happens to be the pharmacy a certain hat-adorned Mafioso frequents, wouldn’t that be a strange coincidence. ‘Any minute now, don’t keep me waiting- Ah. Here we go~.’

Chuuya steps out of the store, a gloved hand pinching his rapidly trembling nose. ‘He must have been trying not to sneeze the whole time he was in the store. Aw~! That’s just adorable. It’s practically famous within the Port Mafia that our dear Chibi can’t hold back to save his little, tiny, life. Well, time to announce myself!’ Dazai smirks, pushing off the wall and stepping into Chuuya’s line of sight. 

“Chuuuuuya~! What a surprise, running into you here!”

“heH’EK- fuck!”

“Uh, bless you?”

“Damn it you idiot, you scared it away.” 

Dazai lets his mouth twitch, a smile threatening to break through at the look of annoyance on Chuuya’s face, nose practically twitching with unreleased tickles. He snapped his hand away from his face the second he saw Dazai, but they both know he’s just itching to bring it back up, pun intended. ‘Oh this will be even more fun then I’d foreseen.’

“S- scared away the sneeze..? Is even Chuuya’s nose easily startled?”

“Eh?! I- You- oh whatever. What the fuck ar- hahEHhh… hePT-!huhh… Damn it- What are you doing here, Dazai?”

It’s practically a growl, and Dazai doesn’t miss the way Chuuya’s hand twitches as he presses it firmly into a fist against his side. ‘You wanna rub so badly, don’t you? I wonder how long you’ll be able to hold out. Judging by that glaze coating your eyes, I’d say not long, but hey, I out of anyone know how stubborn you can be. Shall we test your resolve, Chuuya~?’ 

“I was just passing through this part of town, and happened to notice the sky starting to look a tad cloudy, so I figured I’d duck under a nice dry roof! Just so happens to be of a pharmacy- say, what is Chuuya doing in a pharmacy anyways?”

“Nothing.”

“Wow, you bought a bag just for nothing? Seems a bit of a waste.”

Chuuya’s eyes roll, teeth clenching as he snarls, both of them knowing that any other time, he would have aimed a punch at Dazai for that. 'And we both know why you didn't. Little preoccupied there, Chuuya?' Dazai studies him carefully, noticing the way his mouth is starting to twitch right along with his nose, the itch seemingly spreading across his whole face.

“I bought some pain medication, alright? I get hurt a lot in this job, and I was running low.” 

“Doesn’t the Port Mafia supply the good stuff? Why settle for cheap store bought?”

“I- I jus- Why do you even care! Doesn’t the ‘great Dazai’ have better things to do?”

“Awe~ You think I’m great? Chuuya~ you flatter me!” 

Chuuya opens his mouth to retort, but what falls out instead of a cough that he quickly attempts to suppress, ducking into his hand and spinning on his heel, away from Dazai. ‘It’s a futile effort, I can still clearly see your body shaking. I think you know that.’

“Oh Chuuya, are you not feeling well?”

“Sh- huHh-! Really? Of all the times to come bahhHh- back… hePT’NNSHH’oo-! hAh’IZZSHHAA-! heHh… AhHH-! ahH’YZZSHH’iuh-!”

“Bless you.”

“Shut up, bandage factory. J- just leave me alone, I have things to do.” 

Dazai notices the roughness of Chuuya’s voice as he lowers it, adding a growl in an attempt to make it seem intentional. ‘You must be feeling worse than I thought, a couple sneezes and a cough shouldn’t be enough to wreck your throat. Unless, of course, you’ve been doing it non-stop for days.’

“Well my schedule is completely clear, so I think I’ll just hang out with Chuuya for awhile! Where are we going next?”

“There is absolutely not a ‘we’. I am going back to my apartment. Alone.”

“Aw- come on, don’t be like that!”

“Ge- hehHh… get lost… hH’KZZZSHH’iuh-! Fucking… Ehh’knGSHH’aa-!” 

“Double blessings for the double sneeze! Keep up the doubles and you’ll start sounding like me.”

“A fate worse than death, truly.”

Dazai clutches his chest, an arm draping across his face in mock hurt, making sure to keep one eye trained on the shorter man. ‘He’s practically trembling. It’s chilly out, but not enough for that reaction, especially not for someone like him. It’s most likely a fever, but it could just be exhaustion. I’ll need an excuse to get in close to check.’

“You wound me!”

“I’d certainly like to. hah’gNNShh’aa-! hh’ETZZSHH’iuh-!”

“Quite a threat, if only you could back it up. Alas, I fear this illness has reduced you to the level of a mere goon. Certainly not an executive in the elite Port Mafia.” 

The words work exactly how he’d planned, a closed fist hitting Dazai squarely in the chest as the shorter man lunges at him, giving Dazai every opportunity to let his hand brush against Chuuya’s forehead. ‘He’s burning up. With the clouds gathering faster than I’d foreseen, I’d better get him off the street and fast, otherwise we’re looking at an outcome I’d rather avoid.’ A grunt breaks free from Dazai’s throat as Chuuya finishes the attack with a kick right to his gut. 

“That feel like a sick man’s blow? Didn’t think so. D- damn it… hAhhHh-!” 

Dazai pauses, leaning back against the wall to watch the show unfold. Chuuya has a gloved hand gripping his nose once more, eyes starting to gloss over as they lose focus. His hand is trembling, eyes starting to water. ‘Tsk tsk. We both know you can’t hold this back, are you really going to break your nose in an attempt to? Sorry, I just can’t have that.’ 

“Even Akutagawa can punch harder than that, Chuuya.” 

“Eh?!” 

Chuuya’s eyes snap to him, his hand wavers, and just like that, Dazai knows he’s won. The loss in focus, even for a second, is enough to give Chuuya’s nose the upper hand, its twitching visible from between the cracks in his fingers. ‘Checkmate.’ 

“ih’KNXT’chh-!”

Dazai bites back a wince at the way the stifle seems to scrape at Chuuya’s throat, a hiss escaping through his clenched teeth as his breath catches once more. ‘Bad idea, Chuuya. You know that’s just gonna make you-’ 

“eH’KnGT’chhh-! inGT’chh-! GNT’chh-! heHh… dTnxxgt’chhh-! hH’KNgT’choo-! hEH’INGSHH’AA-!”

‘And there it is.’

“You gon-”

“AAISHHH’OO-! ATSHH’AA-! hH’INGSHH’AA-! heh’ASSHH’iuh-!”

“-gonna live, Chuuya?”

“hNGGSHH’OO-! Shut- nnMMGSHHH’AA-! Shut up- hH’INMSHHH’IUH-! S- slug… heAhh-!”

A deep chest soaked cough starts pouring out between the sneezes, rattling Chuuya to his bones, and sending chills down Dazai’s back. He nearly flinches as Chuuya falls against the wall, using it to study him as the wet coughs shake through his lungs. He manages to catch his breath, tears freely flowing down his cheeks, just to have it sucked out of him again as another round of sneezing starts up.

“hEH’NNGSHH’AA-! eh’KETSCHhh’iuh-! heP’TZZSHH’aa-! Putain de merde!”

“Doing french, are we? Well then, À tes souhaits, Chibi.” 

“Whatev-”

The hoarse quality of Chuuya’s voice, barely above a whisper causes them both to pause, a wince escaping across Dazai’s features before he can mask it. Chuuya’s eyes widen, the panic in them seeming to seep into Dazai’s very soul. They stand for a minute, eyes locked, before Chuuya straightens his into a glare once more.

“You sound awful.”

“Thanks.”

“I’m just saying. You should really have taken some medicine for that.”

“That.. was the plan.. before you.. interrupted me..” 

Dazai can’t help but grimace at the harsh whisper, Chuuya attempting to lower his voice to a growl to make it sound intentional, but they both know no one’s buying it. ‘I really need to get him home and get him to take some medication. If he gets caught in the rain like this, it’ll be bad.’

Making sure to catch Chuuya’s eye, Dazai lets his hand slip into his pocket, pulling a dose of medication out, the kind you won’t find at any pharmacy. He smirks at the flash of desire that Chuuya doesn’t manage to hide.

“Whoops, guess that one’s my bad. In that case, this will just have to go to waste, I suppose. Since you have your own, and I was so rudely uninvited to your apartment.” 

“You.. can’t be uninvited.. to something you.. weren’t invited to.. in the first place.. hH’RSHH’AA-! oww…” 

They both flinch at the sneeze, Dazai letting his concentration slip for just a second. However, a second is all Chuuya needs, planting a roundhouse kick on Dazai’s arm as he snatches the vial, taking a swig before sticking it in his own pocket. Dazai raises an eyebrow at this, cheshire smile painted across his face, but a hint of something much more genuine in his eyes.

“What aggression Chuuya! You should really try some anger management classes to get that rage under control.” 

“I didn’t have.. anger issues.. until I had the misfortune.. of meeting you..” 

“Oh yes~. You were just a ray of sunshine when I first met you! Definitely no thinly repressed rage bubbling just below the surface that boiled over every time anything happened.”

“Oi.. are you trying.. to get punched again.. jackass..? eH’KtSHH’iuh-! Christ.. hASHHH’AA-!”

“Save your energy, you’ll need it. And besides, I’ve taken quite enough of a beating today.” 

Chuuya doesn’t respond, ‘Electing to save your voice too, are you? Smart, given how quickly it’s fading’ but he does give Dazai a nasty look, raising his hand to scrub at his nose once more. Dazai feels a swell of concern in his chest at how unashamed his former partner has grown about his rapidly increasing symptoms. ‘The medicine should kick in within the hour… but I doubt you’ll make it home on your own before then.’ 

“huh’KKSHH’AA-! hEIYYSHHH’iuh-! nNGT’chh-! eh’INGT’chhh-! M- merde… Je d- dois… ehH’hEZZSHH’aihh-!”

A hand is casually raised as Chuuya attempts to cover, aiming for his shoulder with a hazy look that isn’t like him. ‘Damn it, I was hoping to avoid this outcome-’ Dazai manages to think, getting cut off, just as he foresaw, as Chuuya collapses into himself. A strong grasp catches the smaller man, Dazai letting out a huff at the weight suddenly in his arms. 

“Easy there, still with me?”

A weak nod is his response, the glassy nature of Chuuya’s eyes suggesting the fever has grown worse. Touching his forehead, Dazai winces again at the heat, ‘Definitely gotten worse. The game is over, I’m taking you home now.’ Without a word, he lifts Chuuya into his arms, not missing the grunt he gets in response.

“You can fight me, and risk falling on your face, or you can just let me help you.”

Chuuya growls, but lets his eyes flutter shut, ducking away from Dazai and into his shoulder as another set of exhausted sneezes tears out of him. 

“heh’nNKjschh’uhh-! ah’mmKNschh’uhh-! hehHhh-! hEH’IZZSHH’iuhh-! Guhh..”

“Bless you. Can you stand, or shall I carry you?”

Dazai easily dodges the fist aimed his way, but doesn’t miss the way Chuuya shakes at the force of his own weight. Without a word, he moves Chuuya’s arm back over his shoulders, letting the man lean against him. There’s a certain level of unease when someone’s relying on you to walk, and yet, with the two of them, this is an all-too-familiar sensation.

“Let’s get you home, partner. The medication will kick in soon.”

“Not.. your partn-”

“Save your voice, it’s physically painful for me to listen to you. I can feel my own throat starting to ache.”

A dirty look is shot his way before Chuuya’s eyes flutter shut once more, not even bothering to turn his head away, instead aiming the sneezes towards the ground in front of them. Dazai grimaces, not from the possibility of germs, instead, entirely from the concern that washes through him at the lack of shame.

“heH’DTZSHH’AA-! AIISHH’oo-! ehh’gnSHHH’iuh-!”

“Bless you.”

“Save.. your breath.. stupid Dazai..”

“Hey, at least you still have that temper! I’d be really worried if that was gone.” 

“Just.. take me home..”

Dazai lets a smile wash over his face, a warmth replacing the panic in his chest as Chuuya leans into his touch as they start the journey. ‘I’ll keep you safe, partner. Leave it to me.’

Without a word spoken between them, he knows he was heard and understood, just as he understands the response. 

‘I trust you.’

[luyo-mi]

honestly yea i gotta agree w others that leona's arc is badly written im sorry pookie and im saying this as a huge leona stan ;-;

but hey! everyone has different taste sooo maybe you'll like it and can't wait for your reaction when you reach his arc lol

i also recommend to read the novel version of his arc bc that shit's REALLYYYYY good and it gave leona's character even more depth but maybe try reading the novel if you finish all the other arcs and no pressure!! <333

ALSO ive been staring at your leona and jack art for the past few days bc it tickled my brain and it was just SOOOO good omg i love that you didnt whitewashed them :,)

that's all and sorry for the long ask lol sending you lots of kisses <333

its okay kitten whiskers, i understand now

Just finishing his story, I feel like it was kinda rushed towards the end in a way? if that makes sense, like it just grazed over his story and not going into depth compared to riddles, like riddles i really felt like i was put on a bed of needles while having to recite the alphabet that shit hurt hurt and then for leona, i felt bad for him but not tear jerking oh my gad take my money type sad, but its okay bc i still love him and will still throw money at him. If ANYTHING i felt more bad for ruggie, like bro almost evaporated and still laughed and smiled and br os o m g

ooo and theres novels too??? where can I read his :OOOO

[bornspellcaster]

Little Firefly - Chapter 3

(When the time pool closes before she reaches it and Luz finds herself hopelessly stuck in ancient times, an incident forces her to work together with her enemy to ensure their survival. In the midst of it, Luz learns there may be more than meets the eye to the frigid Puritan, and discovers the real secret to saving The Boiling Isles may just lie in reuniting an estranged family…)

Chapter 3 - Spiders And Witches, Oh My!

Chapter index

“GOOOOOOD MORNING!” a cosmic child squealed as he spiraled upwards into the air in a merry corkscrew, and doused the two humans in a shower of stars.

Luz couldn’t help but laugh, holding her hands out to try and catch them. Her eyes were sparkling with glee, where Philip still showed his aghast skepticism. “Philip, it's SOOOO cute!”

“It’s a child,” Philip said flatly.

The Collector squeaked as the teenager reached over and dangled one of his little feet. It felt strange, like the illusion of touching cloth, as if even if she didn’t feel it physically on her fingers, she could feel it in her mind. He felt like a ghost. An adorable little ghost.

“Aw they’re a cutie is what they are! Who’s got a cute little foot? Is it you? Is it you??”

“It’s a child,” Philip repeated, and his voice was somehow even flatter than before. His eyes were half lidded. He could not believe this. He could not believe his fucking luck.

“A cutie patootie!” Luz hugged the little cosmic child against her, and his reaction was immediately reciprocating. “I. LOVE him!”

“Ahehehehe! Aww, you’re really swell yourself!” He snuggled into the witchlet’s hold. She felt the phantom touch of an almost silky sensation against her skin. In her mind she could somewhat make out an appearance of stitched stars and crescent moons. She saw the colors navy blue and lilac purple. She felt the ghost of a tickle from his strands of hair.

“…ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!” Philip’s outburst startled both children so badly they both nearly tumbled back onto their haunches. Birds flew out of the trees they were standing under. “YOU’RE A CHILD?!”

“HEY! I’m more than just ‘a child’, you old fuddy duddy!” The Collector snapped. Their silhouette jumped to the bark of one of the auburn trees and darkened it black with their cheshire grinning shadow. “Be nice or leaf me alone!”

Luz burst into laughter and Philip merely groaned, running his fingers through his greasy hair as he disregarded his injury and paced in fury. “I don’t want to be stuck with another child! I’m still trying to get rid of THIS child that’s following me!”

“Rude.”

“You suuure?” The Collector turned upside down, and both humans couldn’t suppress the shudder, as his head twisted as well. “You sure seemed to want me when you called me your little ‘round boy…’”

Philip felt heat rise to his cheeks, going scarlet at the giggles that rose up by both children. He growled. “Listen, do you have information that can get this one home? Specifically to her time. She’s from the future and it doesn’t look like we can rely on time pools.”

“Hey whoa whoa, hang on a second, bub!” The Collector’s catlike eyes narrowed as his arms crossed over each other. “You can’t just pull my shadow out and start making demands. I’ve been in this stone for like, a gazillion-million years! You want something, you gotta give something!”

“Oh, uh…” Luz scratched her chin thoughtfully and nervously. She wasn’t sure what exchange she could make that a godling might enjoy, or what was even in the realm of possibility. “What do you want?”

“I mean what I want is to be OUT, but you probably can’t give me that…. If you can’t free me, at least let me stretch my legs. Errrrr, so to speak! I want to see things! I want to go places! I want to play games! I want toys!”

“Welllll….” Luz shrugged her shoulders as she gestured back to the market with a wayward smile. “We could take you to the market! There’s fun stalls, there’s bards playing tunes and reciting ballots! There’s definitely toys!” She jerked a thumb over to the still very chagrined man at their side. “And this one still needs to get some sort of healing for his leg.”

The Collector’s eyes drifted down to the linen wrapped firmly around Philip’s leg. The blood had aged into a rusty brown color and the bandage was already starting to smell. “Ew. Mortals are weird. If I was out of here I could get rid of that in a jiffy!” Granted, the child had never had a chance to make a mortal their test dummy, but how hard could it be? Immortals could pick themselves back up like a knocked down tower of blocks.

“Whatever,” Philip grumbled, just wanting to speed this along, and just wanting to get this girl out of his hair and not have her on his conscience. “So we have to take you to the market and entertain you until you’ve had your fill. That’s what you’re telling us?”

“Yeah something like that.”

“Ughhhh…” He needed to read the fine print on this kind of stuff…

-

Luckily the market had already forgotten about the suspicious duo, although Philip wasn’t confident that meant they’d be so inclined to ignore a floating, talking apparition of what looked like some baby jester. Then again, this was The Boiling Isles. He saw someone riding a giant worm with bucked teeth earlier. If anything, maybe this would make them appear more normal.

“Do many people know of The Collector?” Luz asked the floating child that had made themself comfortable on her shoulders. Somehow, she could feel a cool weight, and she faintly saw little pom poms in her mind as she reached for the godling’s tiny feet.

“If they got any sense they should,” The Collector scoffed and Luz just giggled. She walked with an exaggerated, jolly march—mostly to jostle the laughing shadow kid on her shoulders. Subconsciously, it was a bit of a coping mechanism she supposed…for the dearly missed, furrier little body that perched on her shoulders before.

“The Collector is a bit of an… interesting name,” Luz hummed, not wanting to offend the child. He didn’t seem to take any offense to it though and shrugged.

“Well it’s not really a name in the way mortals have—like a cool one like Luz, or a boring one like Philip…”

“You little-“

“It’s more like, names aren’t considered important I guess, for celestials. We exist only by the importance of what we do, so names aren’t really necessary, because…we don’t matter outside of our job.”

Luz frowned at the baby celestial, and even Philip seemed a bit perturbed by the detached…bleakness they seemed to view themself as. “…Names are important, and I think you’re important too,” she told him, squeezing their little leg meaningfully. Or, as much as she could anyway.

“Well…” The Collector’s voice dipped to something more melancholic. It was hard to tell just what emotion was on his face with such limited expressions a shadow could do…but Luz sensed a lot of different feelings as he spoke. “A long time ago, there was someone in my life that nicknamed me Eclipse, because of the pattern on my face. …Heh, or Clipsy. Clips.”

Luz grinned at him and dipped suddenly to the side to put him off balance and hopefully get a giggle or two. “Eclipse, Clips, or Clipsy it is! I’m happy to meet you!”

“Hehe, I’m gonna call you Luzzy!” he squeaked, trying to hug the girl around the neck. “Nah, that’s too simple… I’ll think of something else eventually!” He looked back at their least willing travel companion, and one that was slowing down. “So what nicknames can we call that one?”

“Oh I’ve got lots of nicknames for him but you’re too young to hear most of them.” She snickered at the joke that went over the celestial’s head and made Philip narrow his eyes in silent contemplation of finding the nearest river or chasm to toss her into.

“Speaking of him, man he’s really slowing us down,” Eclipse groaned as he watched Philip drag his injured leg along the gravel.

“Yeah, tell me about it.”

“I can hear you!” Philip exclaimed, to which both children shrugged in indifference.

He huffed at the disrespectful miscreants…but loathed as he was to admit it, this leg really was slowing him down. The pain was becoming unbearable. Luckily they were approaching the central part of town, where various tents were set up.

From there, the kids could spot one with a red canopy lined in tassels. Luz could make out rows of tables with different vials of various potions, oils, and baskets of medical herbs. There was a kind looking old demon there, that looked like some sort of reptilian—orange and wrinkly with horns that reminded Luz of a triceratops.

“Philip, I think that’s a healer.” Luz rolled her eyes in annoyance when the older human made some derisive lip curl.

“Are you kidding me? You have been…” She looked up at Eclipse and held her hands suddenly where she thought the kid’s ears might be. “Bitching like non stop about how much pain your leg is in, and frankly it’s driving me up the wall. Who knows what kind of journey is still ahead of us! And think of it this way,” she continued when he seemed unsatisfied. “Sooner we can figure out how to get this mess sorted out, the sooner you and I can part ways.”

He liked the sound of that. “Fine, I will go to a healer. This one time!” he growled. “After that we do whatever it takes for the stupid cosmic child to give us a clue on how to get you home.”

Luz gave a loud exaggerated gasp. “Don’t you talk to him like that! He is BABY!”

“Yeah! I’m baby!”

Philip rolled his eyes and trudged angrily along up the path. When they reached the healer’s tent, the rude man didn’t even ask or even acknowledge a greeting by the witch as he flopped heavily into a chair. “You, fix this leg. Now.”

Luz was going to beat this man to death with her shoe. “I’m really sorry about him, Miss. I’ve been doing my best to teach him some manners, but feral cats are hard to tame.”

Philip felt his complexion darken, especially when their resident shadow child let off a bubbly laugh at the joke. He crossed his arms and attempted not to flinch when he felt pulses of magic hit his skin. It targeted the cut and he ground his teeth together, averting his gaze from the procedure. The magic weaved in through the cut and began to mend the skin together. He shuddered, but Luz of course was just dazzled.

“I’ve always loved healing magic. It’s impossible to choose my favorite form of magic because I just love it all so much, but healing magic is so cool,” she perked. “I’m not the best though…”

The old woman smiled at her and then scrutinized Philip carefully. “Don’t I know you?”

Oh no. He could feel the sweat starting to pour. “N-no…”

“You look like one of Varuka’s bo-“

“Wehavetogo!” Philip jumped up so fast he jostled the table and knocked over two potions. One hand snatched a startled Luz by the forearm, and clutched Eclipse’s obal in the other arm. He tossed several snails onto the table, hard enough the coins bounced. Last thing they needed was to be chased for stealing.

“Wh-Philip!” Luz could barely keep up with the man. That was ironic given his speed only a few minutes ago. She stared back as the healer’s tent disappeared from her field of vision as Philip yanked them further into the crowd. “What’s going on?”

“N-nothing!” he quickly lied, and babbled on in hopes of catching the other child’s attention. “Collector! You said you wanted to do…things in the market? Well choose something.” He crossed his arms, and his leather boot was anxiously tapping against the ground as he scanned to make sure the woman wasn’t following. She wasn't.

“Toys!” Eclipse declared as he pointed over to a tent with some hand sewn dolls and other needle pointed work and cushions. There was even some beautiful embroidered canvases, like the type Luz’s mother had brought home from a craft fair once. Luz felt her heart ache and tried to push the thoughts away.

“If we get you a toy will that be enough to satisfy you?” Philip demanded flatly. He was still checking carefully to make sure that witch hadn’t followed. If she did come to the conclusion he was ‘one of Varuka’s boys’ then surely she’d tip her off. If Varuka was still alive.

“Yo, white boy!”

“What?” He was snapped out of panicked musing by Luz and Eclipse. They were both looking at him with a mix of confusion and impatience. “Oh right, the toy.” Philip sighed as he marched up to the tent. He felt vaguely like a parent on a shopping trip with his hyperactive kids.

Eclipse and Luz excitedly scanned the shelves of lovingly crafted dolls and plushes.There were so many to choose from, but Luz and Philip saw the kid seemed the most intrigued with an adorable little marionette.

Its limbs were carved from wood and its body a sewn together burlap sack of beans. Of course nothing was normal on The Boiling Isles and the creature’s face had three eyes and multiple legs.

“I love it,” he whispered, in a choked voice that could barely contain his glee.

“It’s the most expensive one there!” Philip exclaimed with frustration. He scowled over at Luz, when he noted the teenaged girl had her gaze fixed on a little owl on the opposite side of the shelf. It was made of canvas and painted in cinnamon brown acrylics. Philip narrowed his eyes. It made him think of Evelyn. Luz clearly was feeling differently about the little toy.

“I want it…” she sighed wistfully, stroking a hand over the painted details. She reached into her pockets to try and extract some pocket snails, but after upturning them and only finding parchments of paper and lint, she sighed. …And she looked up at him, with the widest and shiniest eyes she could manage. He cut her down just as quickly.

“No.”

“But it’s a little owl!”

“We’re out here to get things for The Collector so they will give us information for you,” he reminded the girl, who was tracing casual patterns along the painted features with her fingernail. “So no.”

“I guess,” Luz sighed as she picked up the little toy with a saddened gaze. “It’s just, it’d be nice to have something to cry into at night that reminds me of who I’m so far from.”

She gazed over her shoulder, catching the way Philip stiffened and she suppressed a smirk. She didn’t need to do any acting in this case, because she did miss home more than anything. …It felt nice to jab a bit of emotional manipulation of her own in there though.

“You know…” Luz continued. “…When you kept me from returning home. ...Kept a poor child away from her fam-“

“I’ll take the stupid owl,” Philip growled to the merchant and slammed down several more snails. He would have just stolen the toys were it not for the fact he was trying to keep the attention away from them all as much as possible.

The Collector seemed to have caught his sights on the next thing that had his interest. Philip could smell a sickeningly saccharine scent of the multiple confectionary goods from here.

“I want a poison apple!” Eclipse must have sensed the rage of a thousand suns burning, because he quickly amended, “While we eat them I can tell you guys about something that might be able to get Luz home!”

Philip tightly ground his teeth together, but he relented. He felt Luz’s brown eyes looking up at him even before he turned his head. “I just bought you a toy!”

-

Philip always found the food this world offered at best, bizarre, and at worst, absolutely disgusting and cursed. Poison candy apples were no exception with the way the candy taffy melted a black skull pattern down the fruit. The children seemed to enjoy them though.

“I can’t really eat this,” Eclipse pouted.

“So I wasted my money buying a shadow a candy apple,” the man deadpanned. “And a girl one, who already guilted me into buying her a toy.”

“I’m gonna call you Bean Owlbert,” Luz told the little painted sack of beans as she hugged it close.

“Well it’s fun to look at,” Eclipse hummed as he admired the bizarre confection from different angles. “…Alright, so I guess my information tank is charged good enough.”

“That is so not a thing,” Philip deadpanned, but Luz leaned forward on the red bench she sat on, in anticipation.

“Time pools are like…tricky business.” The entity tapped his chin. “Magic, uh, amonalies!”

“Anomalies.”

“Whatever!” the child scoffed out. “From what I know of them, they can be formed when titan blood mixes with the magic algae of The Boiling Sea, but….you already know that part. It’s not a guarantee though, even if you got a hold of some blood. It could work, but it’s not always gonna create the pools. Kinda liiike…I don’t know, spike eyed shells! Some of them have magic slugs, and some of them don’t.”

Luz stared blankly at the child, while Philip haughtily rolled his eyes. “Think of oysters and pearls. Some will have them, some won’t, Luz. Basically we can try to replicate the effect with these ingredients but it won’t always happen based on chance.”

“Right, and then even if it does, like…how many years are there now that time has existed?” Eclipse laughed. Luz meanwhile felt her stomach sinking more, a heavy block of lead settling in. “The odds of finding even the same decade is super slim. And trying to find the exact moment? It’s impossible. I wouldn’t go for time pools.”

They sensed the despondency from Luz, and watched the way her eyes blinked in horror. “But! There might be another way!” he quickly assured, attempting to comfort his new friend as his shadow settled within her lap. “It’s a bit harder and with more risk. There is this object of incredible power known as the celestial scissors. Celestial scissors have the ability to just snip through ‘the fabric of any dimension!’” He shrugged. “At least that’s what my…siblings told me.”

Luz and Philip both looked at each other, exchanging skepticism. Something of that caliber sounded almost impossible to obtain.

“Long ago the archivists created this place that existed as like, a channel between the stars and the demon realm. And it’s where they’d store their most valuable things they’d collected from all the realms, especially here. It’s where they’d store all the beasts they’d collected into scrolls, and where they’d hide their most important stuff basically.

As you can imagine, it’s hard to get to,” the child continued casually. “The door to the channel opens once a year, on the Starlight Conjunction. The anniversary of the gods coming to be, or something like that. The anniversary is not for another three months.”

Luz felt all of her hopes torn asunder in that moment as she shook her head. She was grateful for the red bench she was perched on, because she would have fallen otherwise. “No, no, no, I can’t be here for three months!”

Philip gawked. “Surely there’s another way to get her home.”

“Construct a door,” Eclipse shrugged. “Try your luck with time pools. I…don’t know! I mean if I was out there I could probably portal her in an instant, but I’m NOT!” they huffed. “Not even sure about the scissors myself because I’ve never seen them, but my stupid siblings used to bully and scare me and tell me if I didn’t listen to them they’d cut me to ribbons with the scissors! Cut me ‘out of the fabric of existence!’”

“You’ve never seen them?” Luz asked weakly. “So for all we know, we might be chasing a myth….”

Philip looked down at the child and gave a small shrug. “A myth is…better than nothing,” he offered softly. “In the meantime while we wait for this celestial…whatever, surely we can keep searching for other means to get you home.”

All Luz could do was nod, in a quiet state of numbness. “Right…”

The Collector tried to elicit a smile from Luz by hugging her, but he wasn’t even sure if the girl would feel it. Hopefully at least, she’d get the comfort from it. “Hey, the…longer you’re here…the more time we have to play!” he offered cheerfully. “I want to play with that giant spider over there that’s looking at us! Ehehe, it looks like it wants to play!”

Philip felt the blood freeze in his veins. “A spider?” Every instinct told him not to turn around, but he still did, and he was certainly the next one on the verge of fainting.

There she was— her wide bulbous eyes, her horns perking upwards, the few chocolate brown spots on her bristled and furry thorax. Her eight legs were sprung forward, prepared to pounce. In excitement or anger, he wasn’t sure.

”Philip?”

Fuck this. “I think that’s enough market for the day!” Philip’s hand roughly seized Luz by the arm. The poor child, not even having gathered the strength in her jelly legs, was all but dragged across the grass until she managed to regain her footing.

“Ow! Philip, what the hell?!” Luz growled as she pulled at her arm, but he had it in a vice grip. Eclipse couldn’t do much, bound to his stone.

“I’ve gotten my leg fixed up, you bloody insects have rinsed my pockets dry, and I’m…severely arachnophobic, now let’s go!” he snarled, but it came out almost as a plea.

“Ow, dude!” Luz growled as she yanked away from him, but had little choice but to chase after him. The spider, she noted quickly, was following. It didn’t seem predatory however. Luz had many encounters with Boiling Isles spiders after all. “Philip, I don’t think it wants to hurt us.”

He wasn’t sure where he was running—Philip just knew he needed to run. It wound up being on the opposite end of town, far from where they’d parked Pancake, and unfortunately not far enough for Luz and that blasted spider to catch up.

She offered a palm to the spider as it skittered up to her feet, and the creature gratefully climbed up into the offered hand. She chittered and trilled, and Luz didn’t miss the way Philip was gripping at his temples, as if in pain. “Dude, what is the matter with you?”

The spider trilled and tried to catch Philip’s attention, skittering along Luz’s hoodie in distress. She tried to soothe the creature with pets.

“Go away…” Philip grunted. He was turned to a tree now, and gripping onto the bark.

“Philip it’s just a spider, and she seems really sweet!” Luz exclaimed incredulously. He couldn’t really be this frightened of spiders, could he? Surely there were much more terrifying things in this world that made simple spiders seem like a juvenile threat.

“Hey, it’s got a thingy,” Eclipse piped up as he floated around her, and the spider. “On its belly.”

Luz tilted the creature slightly and her eyes widened in realization. The spider had an interlock. “This is a palisman… Philip, what’s going on?” she demanded.

“Go away!” Philip continued to shout as his nails gripped into the bark of the tree. “I-I’m not talking to you! Leave me be, you parasitic insect!”

“Talking? But you can’t just talk to any palis….” She trailed off as the realization hit her. Luz looked at the squeaking spider and made the connection instantly. “This is your palisman…”

-

(And we meet The Collector! I’m never sure how to write his interactions with the world because on the one hand we’ve seen they’re trapped in the stone and see through to the outside like a mirror, but also their apparition can like interact with the physical world it seems, as there was even a scene where he laid across those statues in Hollow Mind and the fabric responded to the weight since it sagged…so I’m pretty much winging the physics with him! I imagine he can be like sensed and maybe you get like a glimpse of his appearance as a vision in your mind? And they’re like a ghost? idk!

The next chapter will probably be up very very soon- possibly even tomorrow, because it was supposed to be part of this one but it got too long (like all in total I think it’d be 25 pages) so I had to split it up lol So it’s mostly written already!

Also just a quick note that although this is after Elsewhere and Elsewhen it doesn’t directly follow canon! this is kind of a mix of au and canon, like Caleb being alive. The next chapter is one of my favorites. Thank you all for your kind words and also if someone could teach me how to input images into here I’d appreciate it because I draw a lot for this au and I’d love to make it seem like a graphic novel lol

Chapter 4 - Heartfelt Calligraphy - Philip and Luz need to kill time when it rains

Chapter 5 - Ultimatum - Philip’s bravery is put to the test when he needs to make a hard decision)

[outcastpack]

i'm imagining that i have a special place bc i'm ur gf so i'm giving u all my telepathic flowers and u can choose how much stuff u wanna share with mói :)

Soooo. For you I bring a scene that you knew how excited I was to write after a certain gif of mine ruined my brain chemistry for awhile.

(It's a big scene so I cut it so it wouldn't take up loads of space in the feed)

He pulls Theo away from his friends as they all disperse after the toast to a whole year of living togethe. “Guess I need a new job, huh.” Liam murmurs as he turns to face Theo once the two of them are outside. He watches Theo raise his eyebrows at him, those green eyes swirling with amusement. “I mean like you said, I cant work for a sports bookie and live with college athletes.”

“Oh so you just decided that now.” Theo’s lips curl into a smirk as he speaks, crossing his arms and leaning against the doorframe. “Oh yeah, that’s what I’m going with.” Liam retorts as the two of them stare at one another. The two of them chuckle almost in unison. God, he had missed hearing that laugh. He leans towards Theo beckoning him in with a whisper.

“Just between you and me, I was terrified everyday that they would break my kneecaps if messed up.”

Theo snorts in amusement, his smirk morphs to a wide grin while his green eyes brighten with glee. “I knew it.” He remarks, sounding almost proud of this discovery. Liam helplessly grins back at him bringing a finger up to his lips in a shh like sign, reaching over to punch the boy in the shoulder which just made Theo laugh at Liam’s attempts to shush him. Liam’s eyes fix themselves on Theo’s face, locking onto his lips that he’s still yet to kiss. He badly wants to taste those lips again. It had been weeks since he had gotten to.

Theo’s eyes track Liam’s movement. The green in his eyes turning dark before his gaze looks around them, almost like he was checking to see if the coast was clear. A satisfied smirk makes its way to those lips before Theo moves in the blink of an eye grabbing Liam by the shoulders and pushing the former Lacrosse player against the wall out of sight of Liam’s friends inside the house with relative ease.

Their faces are close, noses almost touching and Liam could feel Theo’s breath tickling his face. The hairs on the back of his neck standing up in anticipation for what he hopes is to come. “If you don’t want me to kiss you, say something now.” Theo’s whispers to him, an almost seductive tone mixing in with the whisper that Liam almost moans. Theo’s voice was a weapon if used in the right tone it seems He doesn’t though, just about reigns it in.

He bites his lips at the smirk on Theo’s face, bringing his hand up towards his own mouth to zip it shut, and makes a motion with the same hand like he was throwing something over Theo’s shoulder. Like he was throwing away the key. Theo just snorts at his antics before finally, finally leaning in and connecting their lips together. They stay like that just kissing slowly and exploring the others lips and mouth once again, getting reacquainted with feeling of kissing the other.

Theo held him in place against the wall as they kissed, almost controlling their movement’s. He pulls away awhile later and Liam is helpless to quickly chase the other boys lips on instinct for one last kiss.

[ticklishbeans4]

"I already hate the name, and you are STILL annoying me with that cat thing? I'll make you regret that" - Darius and Luz.

So, hear me out. I know that Darius and Luz did not interact that much, but since that episode with the C.A.T.S, I've been thinking on something. Darius hated the name, but Luz loves cats, so wouldn't be funny if Luz was annoying Darius with cats things, trying to make him less grumpy, but he decides to make her stop other way? I don't know, just tought is was cute and funny

It is cute and funny! Sorry it took so long to get to this!

Thats what you get

Luz squealed as she ran from the former abomination coven head, jumping over and dodging abominations as they came at her. “YOU CAN’T GET ME SUCKA!”

“I CAN AND I WILL YOU LITTLE TROGLODYTE!” Darius shouted back. He really didn’t understand how Eda dealt with this child, she was an absolute menace to society! …Actually on second thought, it made perfect sense that they would get along so well. “WHY ARE YOU SUCH A GRUMPA-PUSS?!” she cackled, jumping around another abomination.

He growled, “JUST PUT ANOTHER NAIL IN THAT COFFIN! SEE IF I CARE!”

Oh that blasted group name Raine insisted upon. That’s why he was in this mess to begin with! He’d just been having a nice relaxing day off, but when Hunter got home from school he’d brought the riff raff with him.

Luz, while a savior of their world, was still an annoying teenager. And it seems she was dead set on annoying him today. Perhaps payback for scaring her so badly when he’d “captured” her and Eda. Or maybe she was just that annoying naturally.

Hunter was getting something from his room, and he foolishly left him and Luz alone.

“Soooo, how’s my second… no third… no…” she began counting on her fingers, “My 5th favorite member of the CATTs doing? Not counting myself, Eda, and King of course.”

He raised a brow, “So what, I’m your least favorite member? And of the love of Titan don’t call it that. I never agreed to that name and I refuse to acknowledge it.”

“But it’s such a good name!” she pressed, grinning at him. “The CATTs! It just sounds so cool!”

“Luz. I’ve told you. I already hate the name, and you’re STILL annoying me with that cat thing? I will make you regret that.” he threatened, summoning an abomination next to the girl.

He’d never hurt the child, she was Eda’s kid after all and he was better than that. But there were many ways to make her regret crossing him. Like a particularly fun one that Hunter had clued him in on some time ago.

“Oh yeah? I’d like to see you trYHIHIHI!” she squealed as the abomination squeezed her sides.

He smirked at her, “Well? Do you yield?”

She giggled and squeaked as his abomination tickled her to pieces. But she shook her head, grabbed a previously unseen ice glyph, and froze his poor abomination. “CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!” she cried as she ran off.

And thus, here they were. Him chasing a bratty child through his house, Hunter was nowhere to be seen, so he was likely staying out of it. Smart on his part really, he’d just be caught up in the chase.

Luz vaulted over the couch, but luckily for him, she tripped on the landing and face planted. He dove at his opportunity, picking her up under the arms with a smirk. “Gotcha.”

Luz wriggled and kicked in his grip, but gave up after a moment. “No fair.”

“Very fair.” he smirked, digging his thumbs under her arms.

Immediately she squealed, kicking as she wiggled. “EHEHEHEHEHEHE! NOHOHOHOHO! NOHOHOHO TIHIHICKLES!”

“Sorry kid, the tickles will continue until you apologize and tell me you will never bother me with that ridiculous group name again.” he hummed, summoning a few abomination tendrils to wiggle and poke at her belly.

She shrieked anew, kicking at him and snorting. “STAHAHAHAP IHIHIHIHIT! EHEHEHEHEHEHE!”

“Just apologize and I will.” he shrugged, handing her off to the abominations so his hands could be free.

“NEHEHEHEHEHEVER!”

“Then I guess the tickles will never end. Oh well.” he tutted, poking along her ribs, unbeknownst to him, he hit a particular spot on her ribs, marked by a freckle, that was much worse than most other spots.

“AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! NAHAHAHAHAHAAHAT THEHEHEHEHEHEHERE!” she screamed, jumping and kicking at him.

He paused for a moment, but the evil side of him won over as he drilled into the awful spot. “Oh? Not here? Not right here? In this ticklish little spot?”

She screeched and cackled wildly, flailing her arms about. “EHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH! STAHAHAHAHAHAP! STAHAHAHAHAHAP! I’M SOHOHOHOHOHOHOHORRY!”

He finally stopped, placing her gently on the couch. “There now, was that so hard?”

She bubbled out little giggles and squeaks still, but managed to blow a weak raspberry at him.

He just rolled his eyes and poked her side, “I regret nothing. I got what I wanted.”

She sat up, “Yeah yeah… I’m gonna see what Hunters doing. See ya kitty!” And before he could grab her again she raced off, cackling all the way.

He glared at her retreating form, but there was no denying that small smile on his face. He’d get her for that later, and he had a feeling that’s exactly what she wanted.

[missamyrisa2]

I’ve been loving your work for so long but I’ve never reached out with a question before! What do you think about the idea of tickle teasing a cute boy to a ticklegasm while he’s asleep? (With his consent of course)

Awww welll thank youuuuu for the loveesss and I'm so glad you reached out because I loooove thattt~~

the dreamy ticklegasmmm oh yessss ~ it would take such finesseee and lucky for him I can be soooo quiettt sneakyyy ~ I've slipped into bed with the lightest of sleepers and never roused them ~ I suppose it's my big honking toes and chicken legs and tall slenderness that make me so nimble~ I would be wearing a light comfy dress, not too swishy of course so that I can move so gently and pull the feather and fluff puff tool from my waistbelt, and carefullyyy peel back the comforter and sheets to start teasing those toess~ ooh yess the toes are the way to a boy's royal area, just the lightest slightest touches under each one and little tickles between. Barelyyy moving the feather as it probes in and out and around with the tickly touches, studying his every expression and body movement to keep my tickles from rousing too much excitement too fast. The tiny twitches and little trembles show me how the feathery touches are influencing his dreams ~ I can't help but admire and adore, wondering what lovely visions I'm inspiring as I caress the inner sole with my fluff tool, drawing it lightlyyy up and down in puffy grazes~

The sheets slowly go up~ I move ever so slowly, never exposing too much skin at once so that the temperature change isn't a shock. As we agreed he's wearing only those cute boxer shorts with the little coffee cup designs ~ because I just loooove so much making a boy allll helplessly tickle aroused while wearing cute undies like that ~ my feather traces the inner thighs, my puff trails the waist back and forth. I bring the dreamy tickles around the outskirts of the royal area, sending those subtle signals to the prince part ~ mmmmh it's time to wake upppp princeyyyy ~ but we can't wake everyone up no no noooo~ ahh yess, I seeee him rousing, the little swell growing and the cuuuute ticklish tip so eager to volunteer as it begins poking out the little door ~ ahhh there's few things more sweetly irresistible than coaxing a boy's royal rod out the little door~ his face gets a little screwed up and I back off, just blowing tiny puffs of air on that tippy tip waiting for him to settle and get back to those sensual fuzzy feathered dreamsss~

And then it's the tip on tip action ~ my stiff feather caressing, kissing that swelling royal head, lightly touching and encouraging the growth ~ especially as the fluff tool waits riiight outside the door to catch the underside. They work so well as a team, my little tools ~ the feather inspires the swelllll and the fluff tickles everything that comes out~ ahh yes, stroking the length as it grows and emerges, sooo sensitive and ticklish. His body twists towards the sensation, it wants sooo badly to cum and I'm sure his dream is growing desperate tooo~ but noooo we're gonna softyyyy ticklegasm oh yes we are~ so I will take my feather and trace and stroke and dance around the head as the fluff glides up and down the length, ever so gently bringing him closer and closer~ with ample visits to the waistline and navel for veryyy light tickles ~ I wanna hear so many sleep giggles and groans after allll~

Ahh but we can't keep it up forever ~ I can see he's starting to get restlessss so it's time for that sweeeet cute ticklegasmmm~ that means using the feather and puff under his length to make it rise as much as possible~ encouraging the stiffest of royal rods with my ticklesss~ all so I can get clearance to give my adoringgg gentle brushyyy lip kissesss riiight under the tip~~ ooh it's such a challenge but i'm always up for it, the most minimal of kissyy tickles alll on that death spottt ~ and I know it'll only take a fewwww before I hear that unmistakable sleepy gasp and sense the vibrations deep within his royal chambers ~ so that I can back up and gleefully quietly tickle up and down the length and watch him have such a delightful soft ticklegasmm~~

and of course, awaken to me tackling his spent body with playful taunting tickles, squeezing those sides and blowing raspberries allll up his belly to ribs and neck~<3

[sweet-lovr]

Last night was a weird night. So, every day, i edge around 6 times in total. Yesterday, i had a task to add 3 more edges. So i usually do one in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three in the shower before bed. I do it like that to ensure I don't edge TOO much. Last night was 6 in the shower before bed. It was day 4... Today is day 5. I... I got so so close. So close. It hurt. When i finally pulled away, my entire body was shaking and i was so sensitive. I realized that, apparently, the back of my neck gets really sensitive, especially in one spot. I mean, i knew it, but yesterday night... After the edges, i let the water from the shower head run down that spot, and like... It tickled but in the most overstimulating way. It hurt! I couldn't stop myself from trying to squirm away. But i was... Curious. So i forced myself to keep the water there, and it hurt so much, i could barely even think, until i-- i might've screamed? I don't know. I made a noise, and it was too much. When i finally pulled the water away, my whole body was quivering and i felt so close to crying. I didn't do any more of that... But i so badly wish i had a dom that would force me through it. I briefly wondered if i was gonna cum just from water on the back of my fucking neck. It was intense! But of course, i didn't, and I'm still very denied, and I'm still very very achy. ...i hope you don't mind me telling you this.

I’m actually so glad you shared this with me, it was really fun to read >///< I hope one day I’ll have the patience + discipline to edge so much that my whole body is that sensitive <3 I also like to have fun with water in the shower and bath, sometimes after I masturbate in the shower I let the stream of water stimulate my clit just a little too long when I’m cleaning up, and it feels soooo good <3

[ovaruling]

it tickles me when TRAs talk about The Revolution (unspecified) that they want soooo badly bc i know in this proposed post-capitalist utopia me and the gnc women of the world who don’t wear makeup or shave and who just get up every day and wear comfortable clothing and exist as we are are gonna have a hell of an easier time going about our days than anyone trying to affirm or “fuck with” their gender or whatever in this same proposed post-capitalist utopia where the continued production of makeup and exploitative fashion and pornography and the entire sex industry and all cosmetic surgeries/procedures/services and identity-screaming items and consumer-driven aesthetics and large scale profit-focused production of hrt based on “i want it” all just logically cannot exist. like even just in theory this makes no sense to me. if we don’t exploit people into working horrible abusive benefitless jobs so that there can be green eyeshadow or sissy porn or mass produced prosthetic breasts or binders or estrogen in excess, is the absence of those completely unnecessary things gonna be considered oppression??????

[tickle-beans2]

Lees that direct them to where they want you tickle them.😵‍💫

Placing your hand under their shirt on their tummy.

Putting your fingers on their ribs.

Putting your hand on their thigh.

Knowing they want you to do it to them soooo badly that they gotta help you is TO MUCH 🫠🫠🫠