#it’s a romance novelist who hates her books because she’s a historian and she perceives her fans as mindless idiots and the whole movie is
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the lost city 2022 THE best movie ever made. all other movies should kill themselves i’m so serious it’s so good it’s fucking unreal
#it’s got everything….#adventure in a jungle. daniel radcliffe campy british villain. sandra bullock in a crazy glitter jumpsuit.#brad pitt dies in here. the whole point at the center of the story is love. channing tatum is here being funny#it’s about the metanarrative it’s about the bleed between life and art it’s about joy it’s about fun it’s about love#it’s a romance novelist who hates her books because she’s a historian and she perceives her fans as mindless idiots and the whole movie is#about her learning that her work brings people joy no matter how low brow and lame she thinks it is. and that joy and passion matters more#than any of her intellectual superiority complex because at the end of the day being human is about joy…#all while she’s traipsing through a jungle looking for an ancient tomb and a priceless artifact that the villain wants to steal because he#thinks it’s monetarily valuable but when she eventually does find it the artifact is just made of seashells and it was priceless because it#was given to its owner by her husband who loved her… the crown was never valuable because it was worth money it was valuable because it was#a symbol of this couple’s undying love… and it was hidden away in a secret tomb because it was something that only mattered to them because#love is invented by each pair of lovers every time over and over and over again across time and space….#and it’s like no one even cares.#beth.txt#you bitches love to log on to tumblr dot org and say you love camp and schlock#and then you ignore the lost city 2022….. like it’s so lame you people are so fucking lame. get serious
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