#it’s always such a tragedy when hot people ruin their appeal by having insufferable worldviews
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damn it lord van zieks I would find your absurdity so hot if you weren’t a fucking racist
#timemachine wuz here#it’s always such a tragedy when hot people ruin their appeal by having insufferable worldviews#why couldn’t you just be a fictional mass murderer or something else sexy why’d you hafta make it rancid#I really wanna get into this cape and epaulets and shattering glasses of wine by hurling them into the gas lamps behind you#but then you’re like ‘I hate the Japanese’ and it’s like aw fuck dude that sucks you’re like actively repulsive now#like 🤢#obviously in the real world there are worse things about racism than how it affects my ability to find a person hot#but in Ace Attorney that is actually the worst part#like he’s a villain and the racism against the Japanese is being written by Japanese writers in what is clearly a criticism#of the bad qualities always inherent in the British Empire and the many ways they impacted Japanese history upon their introduction#plus like a general ‘fuck cops’ ‘fuck capitalism’ vibe I’m really digging. his racism is narratively appropriate. sadly.#idk if this satire IS more overt and pointed or if the fact that for once the system being satirized is one I’m more familiar with#makes it more apparent to me#but boy people are not wrong. the satire of this franchise is NOT subtle#ace attorney#great ace attorney chronicles#lord van zieks
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