#it’s not the grass’s fault it has a puritanical worldview

[is-the-plant-video-cute]

Is my monstera cute

Hmm. Well. Cut-out panels are kind of overdone, but that’s fine if she’s into that. But the exposed roots are extremely promiscuous and offending the grass in the yard below. Like I’m not saying she needs to change her whole look and identity because of what some grass thinks, but…I mean, sometimes bending to public pressure and mod—oho, I mean mob—mentality is a good thing, and overall it’s just

Not Cute

—mod Jessica