This upcoming week I will be meeting with the architect on the property so we can decide which trees to sacrifice and which will be spared. Some lovely mature burr oaks in the back but these black walnut youngins will probably get sniped. Everyone is invited to the funeral
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CRONUS: bein a bi guy is quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn. i knovw vwho troll john vwaters is and jerk it to tvwinks in panties but i got a coffee date vwith Hetero Jesika from vwork at 3. that's her name. heteroooo jesika. that's her name folks. that's vwhat vwe call her. hetero jesika
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Shortly after Randy and Elspeth moved in together, their baby was born. It was a boy! They named him Ryan, following the Kingston family tradition, started by Roderick, of giving all male children names that start with an R.
As a bonus, l'm including this photo of Josephine, (one of Randy's daughters), and her husband Jett Atkins, with their little baby Jessica. I took this photo while testing the mod Sims Can Hand Over Babies by The Sweet Simmer, which I love because the interactions are so cute! 😊💗
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Dave: [at the cookout] Are you having fun?
Tex: I'm having bourbon.
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I just don’t think leaves should get to decide when to start changing, but plants are unionized so really what can you do
—mod Jessica
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Ranking the Ushiromiyas based on whether or not I think they're a narc
Kinzo: -1/10. Hitting a blunt is what killed him
Krauss: 4/10. While I do think he initially would be against any kind of marijuana usage by virtue of being a conservative dude in the 80s, I'm almost positive I could convince him that growing it in the mansion's boiler room is a solid investment
Natsuhi: 0/10. As far as she's aware weed is basically the same thing as cocaine and will kill you, if you brought it near her I think she might actually pass out. However, out of everyone here I think she would benefit the most from an edible
Jessica: 9/10. If this series was set in the current day she would be hiding a vape pen from her parents and teaching Kanon how to hit in the rose garden. She gets a point taken off because she doesn't know that holding it in doesn't do anything
Eva: 6/10. Hates smoking overall, so you can't actually smoke near her without getting yelled at. Though she wouldn't snitch on you, technically, that's only because she fully intends on using it for blackmail later
Hideyoshi: 7/10. He did some sketchy business deals during the war, I'm pretty sure he's got a don't ask don't tell policy (not including Eva, she knows everything). Knocked down three points for the indirect blackmail.
George: 3/10. He's definitely a narc, but that's only because he was trying to rebel sometime in HS and went to a rotation but got laughed at for rolling the saddest, most pathetic looking joint of all time. He has a vendetta now
Rudolf: 6/10. Would probably smoke if it were modern day and isn't one to snitch but his weed etiquette is so bad that I need to knock him down a peg on principle
Kyrie: 7/10. She's the dealer. Points knocked off because she keeps cutting it with cheap shit because she knows her buyers (including her husband) are kinda dumb
Battler: 8/10. Would never snitch but loses a few points because he's bad at it. See below:
Rosa: ???/10. Feels like she'd snitch but also gives me the impression of someone who's tried cocaine before so I think her thoughts on the subject are pretty mood dependent. I don't trust her though.
Maria: 10/10. She didn't snitch on Beatrice and we all know what was in that pipe
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So someone made a Spider-Gwen Mod for Marvel's Spider-Man with customizable hair and eye colors and...
ULTIMATE JESSICA DREW!
BONUS:
AHHHHHHH!
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