#it’s really really gorgeous so if you can spare a few bucks it’s on YouTube movies

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Az Ember Tragédiája — The Tragedy of Man (2011) dir. Marcell Jankovics

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The DM

Pairing :  Kenny Omega/FC (brief cameos by Matt and Nick Jackson)

Category:  Comedy/Smut

“I cannot believe you are seriously doing this.”  You said to your boyfriend Kenny Omega as you snapped pictures for him.   You tried to keep your voice stern and be a voice of reason, but couldn’t quite contain the smile peeking on your lips as you worked with Kenny to mimic the poses from the leaked nudes of Seth Rollins.  You had to hand it to Kenny, he was dedicated to this.  He had hunted down and studied nude pictures of another man, just to ensure accuracy for his revenge. God only knows what his Google search history was going to show.  

“You better believe it baby!  That’ll teach him to steal my move.”  Kenny responded flexing his muscles as you snapped yet another photo for what was an integral part of The Elite’s plot for revenge.  They had been planning this for months, planting seeds and driving up interest through their Youtube series Being the Elite, teasing the fans into a frenzy about what “The DM” was and when it would be released.   Now they were finally ready to make their move.

Part of their plan involved naked pictures of Kenny mocking Seth Rollins.  So you were appointed official photographer.  But hey, you really weren’t going to complain about taking pictures of your gorgeous man proudly displaying what his mama gave him.  You had to bite your lip to keep your concentration as the more pictures you took, the more turned on you got.   And you really shouldn’t be, given the circumstances. After all, Kenny was really pulling quite the dick move.   But that was Kenny.  He could be quite petty when he felt wronged.   You should be talking him down and making him see reason.  And keeping the Young Bucks out of his ear.  But it was really hard to remember all that when Kenny was naked in front of you.  

Finished with the first pose of him lying on the bed, Kenny moved to stand at the end of the bed, positioning his body just so as he looked at Seth’s picture on his phone.  Satisfied he nodded to you to begin snapping away.  

After a bunch of pictures you dropped to your knees for a better angle of him standing up while he held his phone up to obscure his face.  You snapped what felt like a hundred pics before Kenny was satisfied there was enough of a selection for him to choose from. And judging by the stiffness of his dick, Kenny had obviously enjoyed the attention being focused on him.  

“So babe, while you’re down there….”  Kenny hinted looking from his cock to you with a hopeful expression.   Rolling your eyes you heaved a sigh of exasperation.

“Fine” You said, acting all put upon, before flashing a wicked smile up at your man.   Truth was there were very few things you liked more than having Kenny’s dick in your mouth.  You loved every aspect of giving head, from the feel of it thrusting into your throat to swallowing the prize that came at the end.  

“You’re such a tease.”  He crooned stepping closer to you, his hand snaking out to grab a handful of your hair and tilt your head back to the angle he wanted.   Eagerly opening your mouth you hummed as Kenny slid his thick cock in, resting it on your tongue as you closed your lips around him.   You reached your hand up to stroke the flesh that wasn’t in your mouth as you sucked deeply running your tongue around the soft flesh of his tip making moans escape his mouth.  Moving your hands to his hips you looked up to meet his eyes, relinquishing control to Kenny. Taking your cue Kenny began rocking his hips pushing his cock further and further into your mouth until it hit the back of your throat.   You gagged at the intrusion, taking a moment to get used to it before Kenny continued pressing deeper into you until his hips were flush with your lips.   You breathed in deeply through your nose, concentrating on not gagging as Kenny held himself deep in your throat.   Finally when you felt you were dying for air he pulled himself out, ever so slowly while you looked up silently pleading with him.  As his cock popped out of your mouth a smirk tilted up the corner of his lips.

“Asshole.”  You muttered, a matching grin on your face.   He chuckled guiding you to your feet with a firm grip in your hair and pressing a kiss to your lips.

“That’s why you love me.”  He replied before turning and pushing you onto your stomach on the bed before sliding off your shorts and panties.   “Up on all fours darlin’ I’m gonna make you scream.”   You eagerly pushed yourself into the requested position waiting as Kenny grabbed some lube and stroked it all around his cock.   A satisfied moan left you as he sunk in your pussy to the hilt in one thrust, your hips instinctively rolling to push your ass back against him as Kenny settled his hands onto your sides.  True to his word, it wasn’t long before Kenny had you writhing underneath him, muttering incoherently, screams breaking out as he pounded into you.  At one point Matt Jackson pounded on the wall separating your hotel rooms, shouting that Kenny was supposed to be working on his stuff for Being the Elite, not fucking you.   That just encouraged Kenny to make you scream even louder.  

When you were finished and cleaned up you flopped down on the bed for a nap, Kenny pulling you into his body and enveloping you with his heat. It wasn’t long before you were both sleeping.  

You were awakened by the sound of Kenny chuckling under his breath, clacking away at the keyboard of his laptop.   Rolling out of the bed you went to look at what had Kenny so amused. What you saw made your hand fly over your mouth as a loud burst of laughter escaped your mouth.  

“Why on Earth is Okada’s head on your nipples and dick?”  You asked, head tilting to the side as you stared at the image on the screen in confusion.  Kenny didn’t respond, he simply clicked on the other picture he had edited and waited eagerly for your response.   Deciding to mess with him a bit you leaned in to take a closer look, biting your lip in concentration.

“Hmmm.”  You finally responded with a frown.  “Maybe your dick isn’t as big as I thought if it can be covered with a tiny briefcase. Seth’s looked bigger.”  You squealed as Kenny grabbed for your arm, turning to run only to find yourself tackled onto the bed with Kenny mercilessly tickling your ribs.  

“Take it back!”  He demanded chuckling at your useless attempts at escape.  You sputtered with laughter squirming around to try to escape his torturing fingers.   “Tell me how big my cock is, tell me.”  He growled. “Tell me I’m no Seth Rollins.”  

“Fine! I take it back!”  You yelled after holding out for another moment.  “Your cock is huge, enormous, so big it hurts. Seth could never compare to you.”   You gasped in relief as Kenny stopped his relentless tickling.  

“That’s better.”   He said pecking your lips and settling himself between your thighs.   “How bout I show you again just how big it is?”  He thrust his hips down into you earning a lustful moan from you as he pressed against your core.  

“No!”  Both of your heads jerked towards the door that had just opened revealing Matt Jackson. You all had spare keys to each other’s rooms just in case and it seemed he had taken it upon himself to use his.  “No, no, no.  You do not have time for Round 2! Get off her!”  He grabbed Kenny by the shoulders and pushed him back towards the laptop as his brother Nick followed him in.  

“Yeah Kenny, we have an episode to get out and a tweet to craft!”  Nick chimed in sitting himself on the desk. “You can bang Y/N later.”  

With a pout of disappointment you rolled over onto your tummy, propping yourself up on your elbows as the Bucks stole Kenny’s attention.   You snorted as you saw Kenny enlarge the briefcase covering his package on the picture, rolling your eyes as he flipped you the bird over his shoulder.  

As you lay watching, the boys worked on editing the final touches for Being the Elite before Nick submitted it for posting.  Meanwhile Matt had pulled up Seth’s Twitter apology from when his ex-fiancée had leaked his private photos and read it out for Kenny who was drafting his own Tweet using virtually identical language.  There would be no doubt once the episode aired and the tweet went out that this was shots fired at Seth Rollins.

Later that evening in Phoenix, Arizona, Seth Rollins strolled through the hallways with his usual cocky strut. He had just finished his match on WWE Raw for the night and was ready for a shower and to get back to his hotel.  His stride faltered as he heard various people twittering and whispering as he passed, but shrugged it off.  Entering the locker room he again noticed he was the center of attention as loud guffaws of laughter broke out from the various boys.   Getting irritated he turned on his phone and set it on the bench as he grabbed his shower stuff.  Just as he was walking away from the bench his phone began blowing up with notifications.  With a furrowed brow he pulled up his Twitter feed seeing a ton of retweets to him with a Being the Elite Episode and a tweet from Kenny Omega.

“What the hell?”  He muttered as he read through the comments.  When he saw the pictures of Omega that were supposedly “leaked” along with the “apology” He could feel his face turning red in embarrassment and anger.   He knew Kenny had been upset that he had used his move without asking first, but he couldn’t believe he would make fun of Seth’s personal issue.  The jokes had finally died down in the locker room, but it looked like they were going to picking right back up.  

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Autistic Pride Infinity Möbius Unisex T-Shirt — Review

[Image Description: A photo of a black t-shirt on a clothing hanger. Printed on the top half of the t-shirt is a rainbow infinity symbol with the words ‘autistic pride’ written across it. End Of Description.]

Item Type: Unisex T-Shirt

Store: Redbubble.com

Artist: Amethyst Schafer

Sizes Available: Small to 3XL (Unisex), full range of apparel covers Newborn Infant to 3XL in “Men’s”

Base Price: $16.96 (as of March 2019)

Full review under the cut

Been a while since I’ve reviewed anything, had some stuff I needed to get through. But I am happy to finally be getting back into writing reviews.

My first clothing review will be of one of my favorite clothings items, a shirt displaying my pride for being autistic. Since this is a Redbubble item, I’ll be reviewing it in two parts: first I’ll talk about the physical t-shirt, then I’ll take a look at the design and artist.

For those who don't know, Redbubble is one of various websites where artists can have their work be sold on merchandise: from mugs, to blankets, to posters. Redbubble takes care of manufacturing and mailing the product. The artist meanwhile provides the design and chooses what products they're available on.

On Redbubble specifically, artists can also choose the price of the products in their shop, with some restrictions, affecting how much they earn per sale. As such you may come across one artist selling their tees for $17, with another selling theirs for 20. Similar product types may also have different base prices, with the ““women’s” clothing options being more expensive” trend applying here. Individual sizes of the exact same clothing type are the same though.

Unfortunately, as it’s been over a year since I bought the shirt, I do not remember exactly when my order got to me. It was definitely within two weeks of purchasing it, if not much sooner, arriving in a plastic parcel. There was a fabric tag clothes-pinned to the collar tags displaying a “thank you for purchasing” style message. As with every purchase, the shirt also came with a free 4 inch square sticker of some artwork surrounding the Redbubble logo.

The shirt appeared exactly as it was presented on the website barring some slight measurement differences that I discuss below. The colors were accurate to the image, and the graphic had the exact size, proportions, and placement as shown on the website. As I mentioned, the shirt does have only two tags located on the inner back collar. These tags display what you'd expect them to: size, manufacturing details, and wash instructions.

Speaking of washing, I’ve had no issues with cleaning the shirt across the 16 months that I’ve owned it. Yes, the graphic has faded over time, but this is to be expected out of any graphic apparel after several years of use. In fact it’s held up even better than some of my graphic tees from JCPenney, though I should note that I’ve owned these shirts for at least a year longer than my Redbubble ones. I’ve also not come across any issues like threads coming undone, persistent stains, shrinking in the wash, or the like. It’s held up as well as I could expect a t-shirt to.

How it fits and feels is in the same category: nothing spectacular, but still well-fitting and comfy. Due to my small height and frame, I had to go with a small, the smallest size the Unisex T-Shirt comes in. The website lists this size as being 36 inches (92 centimeters) around for the chest and 28 inches (71 centimeters) from the shoulder to the bottom. I measured the shirt to be about 34 inches (86 centimeters) around and 22 inches (56 centimeters) in height, putting it on the average to small side of most “men’s” small and extra small tops.

The shirt is roomy without feeling too loose. I don’t feel any stiffness or strain when I put it on or move around in the shirt. Everything is also well covered. My armpits don’t show when I raise my arms, the collar sits exactly at the bottom of my neck, and, at least for me, the shirt comes down far enough to cover the top of any bottoms I’m wearing. The shirt is also not see-through. At first, I thought this was just due to the fabric being black, but I have since bought a few other tops from Redbubble in other colors, and all are equally opaque.

Now finally, we get to the graphic. I’m super happy to have found such a beautiful t-shirt design. This particular take on the rainbow infinity neurodiversity symbol is really gorgeous. The colors and shapes are very smooth and symmetrical. The lines making up the letters are a bit crooked, though this is almost unnoticeable on the actual shirt, even up close. I usually don’t like rainbows other than the classical, bright one, but being as this a symbol for autism pride, the duller shades make more sense. A symbol that could likely cause sensory overload to the individuals it’s meant to represent wouldn’t make much sense.

And speaking of the colors, since much of the graphic is a spectrum of all colors, this limits which of the available t-shirt colors it shows up best on. While the Unisex T-shirt is available in 18 different colors, I found that only about 6 of the options allow for all of the graphic’s colors to show up well. Though I can’t knock it too hard in this regard as it’s an issue with any rainbow symbol or design.

There are also tons of other designs in the artist’s shop pertaining to disability, neurodiversity, and autism, including a variation of the infinity symbol with the words ‘neurodiversity’ in place of ‘autistic pride’. If you can spare spending at least 25 bucks on a single clothing item and are disabled, I highly recommend browsing through Schafer’s shop to see if anything they’ve got strikes you.

The artist, Schafer, is also a disability rights activist and public speaker. They run both a YouTube channel under their full name and Tumblr blog called @neurowonderful. I haven’t looked really deep into the content they produce, but from what I can tell, they do some pretty good work. I’m especially drawn to their YouTube series, “Ask an Autistic”, where Schafer explains various features and facets of autism.

Since their blog and channel center around combating ableism, there will be mentions of and responses to ableist words and actions amongst their content. I’ve not come across anything really graphic myself, but do be careful if you are sensitive to that kind of stuff.

All in all, I absolutely adore this shirt. It’s by far one of my favorite clothing items. For the first few months I owned it, I even wore in weekly. It's super comfy, looks amazing, and was at a great price with equally amazing service. If the graphic design caught your eye, then check it out on the artist's shop.

Even if you aren't interested in this particular product or design, Redbubble has tons of others to choose from. It’s one of, if not the most, popular site for artists to sell their work in this way, so you'll almost certainly come across something that you’ll love.