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emilyelizabethfowl · 11 months

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no but seriously if any (or worst case scenario, all) of the ASL actually joined the Marines, Garp would be begging them to go and do anything else, even if that meant becoming pirates, within a week flat

#one piece #portgas d ace #revolutionary sabo #monkey d. luffy #monkey d garp #it'd take the first financial report i bet #''sir those three ate a year's worth of food for an entire division. in a week''#they cause chaos wherever they go #Ace would terrorize the teachers #he'd fall asleep like a dozen times a lesson #there's a betting pool on how many times he does it any given time #sparring? more like spa-DONE #after the first day no one wants to fight him #bc he would not stop until he was physically stopped #and god help you if you insulted his brothers within his hearing range #Sabo would be fine during the classes #which i assume would consist of stuff like geography and world history #if by 'fine' you mean 'will grill the teachers about everything and anything'#he would have more questions than they would have answers #and any sign of injustice #especially one commited by the nobles #would get very vocally and very viciously criticized #as for Luffy #he'd join the marines but he wouldn't join-join them #y'all know what i mean #he'd still proclaim that he'll be the king of the pirates even in full marine outfit no matter who he's talking to #not to mention his fruit #marines have to know how to swim #they'd need to get freshwater for him (might be wrong but it's just seawater that's non-swimmable right?)#anycase apparently there's a 30 tags limit and i just ran out rip

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