#it's *your* fault you married the LDB who happens to be a witch with her herbs and cauldrons and everything. good luck!

[bougainvillea-and-saltwater]

Jia: *dries out apple seeds* Did you know that apple seeds can actually poison you? 😼

Miraak: *Sweating Jordan Peele meme*

Jia: Oh, don't worry, these are for my spell jars. I didn't let them slip into your pie by accident...😼

Miraak: *stares at his half-eaten apple pie* ...why on Nirn did you have to say it like that?