#it's called 2001 because it has 20 minute scenes with 01 minute of content

[mikumutual]

it's possible that i have bad taste in cinema. i thought the first scene in scream was so poorly acted that i genuinely thought it was a fake movie that the real protagonist was watching. i thought 2001 a space odyssey was fucking incomprehensible and had five sentences worth of plot such that a 140 minute movie could've been condensed down to 20. i thought cocaine bear was good because even if the story was lacking it delivered on the promise that it was about a bear doing cocaine. i will never be a film critic