#it's going *great*

[letuce369]

[sophiemaryjanes]

things i've heard during model un

*someone with their phone on speaker* "where are you?" "buying jamba juice for india. we talked about this."

"we could afford a bus last year because we did some things that were a little shaky in terms of legality"

"we used to throw tea in the ocean to protest monopolies." "sarah for the last time you can't kill mark zuckerberg"

"i have a brilliant idea." *dramatic pause* "biological warfare"

"if you'd had millions of dollars extorted from you in the eighteen whatevers, you'd want to nuke france too"

"russia's just been sitting here. drinking a coffee. plotting world domination"

"the projector isn't working right now, so if you could turn the resolution into an original song and perform it live for us that'd be great."

"would anyone like to make a speech?" *person raises hand* "besides you"

*screaming and sirens start somewhere in the distance* "me too dude. me too"

"QUICK INDIA FORGE ME A CHECK"

"so how are the kids?" (to britain) *sniffs* "THEY'VE ALL ABANDONED ME"

*to the tune of "the jets"* "when you're korea your life can be tough / you get split down the middle"

"i've got that middle eastern dictator rizz" *finger guns*

[glitchdoesart]

Every accidentally turn cookies into soup?

[dingoat]

Say you will, say you won't

Make up your mind tonight

[pressurediving]

Will.I.Am was so right when he said 'I wanna scream and shout and let it all out' fr

[julesnichols]

I think "man I have GOT to get my shit together" at least twelve times a day and then I never get my shit together

[winterpower98]

Hey Winter.

How's the art block treating ya?

[jewishcissiekj]

"Converged" "Cataclysm" (Aida just died)

[ghostydrawsstuff]

Oh boi I shouldn't have started drawing porn, ah what am I doing with my talent? A lot of bs that's what, but at least I'm having fun I guess

[damn-iwantedtobecalledmystique]

i got really nostalgic about 2010s high school aus so now im writing one. it's jam packed with all the cringe you can expect from that era. and it's also about a ship that has 3 fics on ao3 and the most recent one is from 2021

[moonlight-prose]

professor din smut that's unbelievably horny and unhinged coming probably tomorrow.

[novadoesartforfun]

How's Monster Hunter Generation?

Me :

[lizzy-calaxio]

👍

[reelaround-deactivated05312024]

[anchoredgalaxy]

i NEED to be able to romance nemesis please supergiant please please please oh god please i need this in my life so badly please supergiant please pleasep leaseple pleepleaplerplsapefe

[awesomelyanon]

Recent developments in the vampire game involving a sudden (and not at all suspicious) promotion