#it's like when you're in a group setting n you say smth to The Group (the post's text) and then someone asks you to elaborate

[hua-fei-hua]

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[onlyseokmins]

idiot • h.j.s.

Pairing: joshua hong x afab!reader

Genres: mentions of smut (minors dni!), fwb!au, swearing but fluff and comfort basically

Warnings: menstrual cramps, food, swearing, and beloved idiots haha

WC: tumblr mobile idrk haha just a blurb

A/N: Sorry randomly thought of this while leaving work - in the middle of a Hoshi fic lmaooo okay I wanted to do smth angsty but I need love rn and haven't finished smth this fast in months and not really smut but anyways, imagine a fwb!relationship with Joshua but not quite...

↪ 7/14/23 update: loosely based prequel

It's like you're not really friends but you do have the benefits of fucking the hot man that drifts to and from different social circles among the large friend groups you mingle about and share.

You know his favorite color of lingerie that he'll rip off immediately, shoving your panties in his pocket ("for later," he winks and promises to buy you a new pair every time - he doesn't). But you are sure he doesn't even know your favorite color (it's baby blue, the same color of the shirt he wore when you first met - coincidentally the same one he wore when he seduced and ended up fingering you against the wall of the club's bathroom and then propositioned this arrangement - and like a fool, who are you to say no?).

He's always been nice - too nice. So nice, he's aloof at most times. Never letting anyone too close. And you really try not to yearn to be the first one he opens his heart to.

Definitely not.

It's why you're crying in bed one late afternoon, chalking it up to the hormones and cramps that come with mother nature's wrath. There's a gentle knock on your door before the key code is punched in. You think it's Seungkwan, the kind soul who always stops by to bring goodies and solid words of wisdom you never dare act on but no - it's fucking Joshua Hong.

"What are you doing here, I'm on my period."

You're grouchy and while it's not his fault that it's that time of the month, it is his fault that you're even more irritable than normal. Oh, and maybe those stupid feelings or whatever.

"I know."

All he does is simply nod and set down the bags he's carrying, taking stuff out that you realize are pain meds, compresses, ice packs - your cheeks heat up - even a stash of various pads and tampons.

"Seungkwan, that lil bitch."

Joshua turns with a raised eyebrow, holding what you recognize is a takeout container from your favorite restaurant. One that's all the way across town so you rarely go.

"What does this have to do with Seungkwan?"

You sigh. "Look, if he forced you to bring this stuff or somehow blackmailed you, don't worry. I'll chew him out on your behalf later."

He laughs, opening up the food and unwrapping the utensils, waving them in your face. "I don't know what you're talking about."

"Don't lie."

"I'm not!"

"You're saying you drove all the way to Seokmin's place to buy that - mind you it's even further of a drive there for you than it is for me - and bought hygienic products?"

"Yeah. I didn't know exactly what to get so I just grabbed everything on the shelf."

"What the fuck, Joshua. Why? I'm not fucking you, I feel like shit. I also look like shit."

He flinches but gives you a glance-over that has you frowning even harder. "I'll admit you do look very pretty with my cock inside of you or when you get all dolled up..."

You roll your eyes and flop back on your bed, rolling over so your back faces him out of spite.

"But you do look hella sweet right now. Even if you're pissed off."

"Don't placate me, I'm not fucking you. I won't suck you off either."

Joshua's soft laugh makes your heart flip-flop. "I'm not here for that. How hard is it for you to believe that I came to really take care of you?"

"If the sun rises in the west tomorrow, I wouldn't be surprised. Clearly you're just a hallucination."

"Did you know hallucinations are our true desires?"

"Where'd you hear such bull crap? Jeonghan?"

"No," he snorts, "but I know you like me."

"I'm not fucking you the next time you want to either. Actually, I might not fuck you ever again."

It leaves a bitter taste in your mouth honestly, especially when he touches your shoulder with a gentleness that shouldn't exist. You glare at him. He smiles.

"That's fine. I mean, I'd like to fuck again sometime in the future but just hanging out is cool too. Maybe even for dates?"

"Maybe you're right. You're nothing but a figment of my imagination."

"Then I'm also right that you like me."

"Do not!" You throw the covers over your head. "Remember, we fuck without feelings, Joshua. And remember who set that rule, Mr. Hong?"

"An idiot did. So what if that idiot changed his mind?"

"He'd still be an idiot."

"... Correct, but may I clarify - an idiot with feelings."

When you emerge and peek out from the blankets, he's fiddling with his fingers nervously.

"Would still be an idiot."

"An idiot that likes you."

"Whatever," you huff but he sees the smile on your lips before you're diving away from sight again.

Relief floods him, knowing he's not wrong - you like him too. Laying gently over your prone body, he hums in content.

"When you feel better let's go on a date." All you do is wiggle beneath him and he smirks. "I'll wear that shirt you like. You know, the blue one."

"I don't know what you're talking about."

"Sure, not like you jump me every time I wear it."

"I do not!"

"It's okay, I know a lot more than you can guess but I still think you're cute anyways."

And maybe you realize it's you that doesn't know Joshua all that well. But he seems to think he knows an awfully lot about you. And maybe he does. But you want to prove him wrong.

"Alright, let's go on a date," you peek back out, the blankets a shield between you and him as they're pulled high under your nose. But he's still looking at where your mouth (he's never kissed - yet) would be. Bastard. "Wear that stupid shirt and I'll prove I won't jump you."

His warm brown eyes crinkle playfully. "Sure, let's, I'll buy you a couple of pretty sets like I promised since I ripped so many."

"About time."

He shrugs. "Don't worry, I'll make up for it. I was worried about what you would think it meant but now I don't have to care. I want it to be official."

You take the food from him when he brings it back over. "I guess I do too if you're going to drive so far just to get Seok's delicious food."

"So I'm just an errand boy to you? That's all it took to get to your heart? Seokmin's food?"

Looking at him under your lashes, you bite your lip. "You know it's much more than that..."

Joshua laughs, big and bright - just like the moment he first caught your attention. "And just so you know, I like you much more than you think."

And he'll spend all of his time proving it.

[heartsoji]

kenma + cuddles + stormy weather + only one bed

a/n: writing more comfort for myself bc there have been too many thunderstorms i hate this someone move me to antartica with the penguins and no thunder ALSO sorry if the grammar is wrong or smth i didn't proofread lol

you sighed.

"this sucks."

kuroo, the outdoorsy one of the group, decided that it would be fun to go camping. however, knowing that the two of you preferred the indoors and hated bugs, he decided to rent a cabin. (which was actually kinda sweet and considerate gj kuroo)

however, he made a little misclick and accidentally ordered a cabin with one bed. for the three of you.

so he called up the owners of the cabin and asked if they had any futons or anything, to which they told him to go buy himself a bed or a futon lol

so kuroo, being the prideful idiot he is, decided to drive AN HOUR AND A HALF back to civilization to buy 2 WHOLE ASS BEDS when it was 1am (nvm kuroo ur an idiot)

now, the two of you were stuck in a tiny little cabin that kuroo was going to jam TWO WHOLE BEDS in

tbh at this point u were ready to just SLEEP and kenma was literally melting onto the floor

buuuut there was only one bed and the two of you were too scared to sleep on it bc ur both v observant people and noticed that the other looked dead

so after these like rly awkward 15 minutes where there was no talking and no sound, you both sat on the couch (that literally felt like cardboard wtf kuroo) and you watched kenma play games on his game boy bc there was NO SERVICE and also you genuinely enjoy watching him play games bc he has the CUTEST EXPRESSIONS when he plays games

however, at some point, it started raining and you two got a text from kuroo

from 'rooster' to you and 'kenma':

The rain back here is rly bad so I have to wait it out. Be back tmrw :)

the two of you decided to suck it up after joking around and insulting him for a good 5 minutes (were ugs rly joking ?) and grabbed a blanket and sat back down on the cardboard couch.

you liked the rain. it was nice that there was more sound in the cabin that just the sound of buttons being rapidly pressed.

however, at some point, the rain turned into a thunderstorm.

you were terrified, to say the least. thunder has always been one of your absolute worst fears.

however, you didn't want to make a scene. especially not in front of your crush.

but ofc kenma being the observant man he is, noticed that you were gripping onto his shoulder a little tighter, and that you slightly tensed up whenever the thunder in the background roared. (for context you were holding onto his shoulder to see his game)

when he eventually came to the conclusion that you were terrified of thunder, he wasn't really sure what to do. comfort you? turn off his game? have you go to sleep? play some music? like what was he supposed to do

lucky for him, you figure out what he has to do for him. when a particularly loud and boomy thunder (they're all loud and boomy but this one was VERY loud and boomy) roars, you instinctively curl yourself close to him, eyes shut in terror.

he knows what to do now.

he turns off his game boy, sets it aside, and gently holds you close as he rubs your back.

"it's ok." he whispers soothingly. "it's all ok."

you're veryslightly embarrassed by the fact that you're literally curled up with your crush right now, but you don't really have time to think about the embarrassment with the thunder in the background

however, he provides you the sweetest comfort (contrary to my thunder comfort hcs lmao) and just wordlessly rubs your back and runs his fingers through your hair (bc he knows how good it feels lol)

his comfort is so nice that you end up falling asleep curled into him.

after your breathing steadies and he knows you're asleep, he lets his emotions show a bit more. the stupid smile that he's been biting back unleashes itself and finds its way onto his features. he gazes down at your sleeping figure, all curled up and snuggling into his chest, and feels his cheeks heat up a little. he lets himself drift of to sleep too.

you both end up waking up bc the couch is hard as cardboard about an hour later. he sighs and offers you the bed but you refuse immediately. the couch was uncomfortable af, the floor was worse and you were not about to let him sleep on it.

however, the same went for him. it would appear that both of you were incredibly stubborn.

kenma was the one to propose the "how about we both sleep on the bed? it's a queen so there'll be enough room.."

he may look calm and cool as ever when saying this, but if you look at his ears, they're bright red.

you nervously agree, and the two of you slowly climb into the bed.

the bed wasn't super comfortable, but it was much better than the couch. you slowly drift off to sleep.

you and kenma were both woken up at the same time by a rooster (not kuroo, an actual rooster) cock-a-doodle-doo-ing. when you opened your eyes, you were met with kenma's face about two inches from yours.

"AH!" you both screamed and tried to jump away, but couldn't. you looked down and realized that the two of you had intertwined legs and hands at night in your sleep.

to say the least, you were embarrassed. you could feel your cheeks burning up, and you saw kenma's ears turn bright red.

"uhm.." kenma started. "i.."

"I'M BACK!! D'YA MISS ME?" kuroo (the actual one, not his twin who woke u up)

you both whipped ur heads around and tried to untangle yourselves before he saw, but it was too late.

"oya?" (I NEVER PUT ANYTHING DOWN IN JAPANESE BUT IT JUST FELT SO APPROPRIATE) he had the biggest smirk on his face.

"ding a ling ling! whoa look at that i have a call be right back~!"

that cheeky brat.

"so, um, kenma.." you started, not really knowing what to say.

he cut you off. "how about we have this conversation after the trip is over?"

"yeah. lets do that."

the rest of the trip was actually decently fun, especially knowing that your crush liked you back and that you could look forward to that conversation after it was over. and as much as you hated to admit it, it was all thanks to kuroo and his idiotic brain.

[how-do-i-delete-this-acc]

kenma + cuddles + stormy weather + only one bed

a/n: writing more comfort for myself bc there have been too many thunderstorms i hate this someone move me to antartica with the penguins and no thunder ALSO sorry if the grammar is wrong or smth i didn't proofread lol

you sighed.

"this sucks."

kuroo, the outdoorsy one of the group, decided that it would be fun to go camping. however, knowing that the two of you preferred the indoors and hated bugs, he decided to rent a cabin. (which was actually kinda sweet and considerate gj kuroo)

however, he made a little misclick and accidentally ordered a cabin with one bed. for the three of you.

so he called up the owners of the cabin and asked if they had any futons or anything, to which they told him to go buy himself a bed or a futon lol

so kuroo, being the prideful idiot he is, decided to drive AN HOUR AND A HALF back to civilization to buy 2 WHOLE ASS BEDS when it was 1am (nvm kuroo ur an idiot)

now, the two of you were stuck in a tiny little cabin that kuroo was going to jam TWO WHOLE BEDS in

tbh at this point u were ready to just SLEEP and kenma was literally melting onto the floor

buuuut there was only one bed and the two of you were too scared to sleep on it bc ur both v observant people and noticed that the other looked dead

so after these like rly awkward 15 minutes where there was no talking and no sound, you both sat on the couch (that literally felt like cardboard wtf kuroo) and you watched kenma play games on his game boy bc there was NO SERVICE and also you genuinely enjoy watching him play games bc he has the CUTEST EXPRESSIONS when he plays games

however, at some point, it started raining and you two got a text from kuroo

from 'rooster' to you and 'kenma':

The rain back here is rly bad so I have to wait it out. Be back tmrw :)

the two of you decided to suck it up after joking around and insulting him for a good 5 minutes (were ugs rly joking ?) and grabbed a blanket and sat back down on the cardboard couch.

you liked the rain. it was nice that there was more sound in the cabin that just the sound of buttons being rapidly pressed.

however, at some point, the rain turned into a thunderstorm.

you were terrified, to say the least. thunder has always been one of your absolute worst fears.

however, you didn't want to make a scene. especially not in front of your crush.

but ofc kenma being the observant man he is, noticed that you were gripping onto his shoulder a little tighter, and that you slightly tensed up whenever the thunder in the background roared. (for context you were holding onto his shoulder to see his game)

when he eventually came to the conclusion that you were terrified of thunder, he wasn't really sure what to do. comfort you? turn off his game? have you go to sleep? play some music? like what was he supposed to do

lucky for him, you figure out what he has to do for him. when a particularly loud and boomy thunder (they're all loud and boomy but this one was VERY loud and boomy) roars, you instinctively curl yourself close to him, eyes shut in terror.

he knows what to do now.

he turns off his game boy, sets it aside, and gently holds you close as he rubs your back.

"it's ok." he whispers soothingly. "it's all ok."

you're veryslightly embarrassed by the fact that you're literally curled up with your crush right now, but you don't really have time to think about the embarrassment with the thunder in the background

however, he provides you the sweetest comfort (contrary to my thunder comfort hcs lmao) and just wordlessly rubs your back and runs his fingers through your hair (bc he knows how good it feels lol)

his comfort is so nice that you end up falling asleep curled into him.

after your breathing steadies and he knows you're asleep, he lets his emotions show a bit more. the stupid smile that he's been biting back unleashes itself and finds its way onto his features. he gazes down at your sleeping figure, all curled up and snuggling into his chest, and feels his cheeks heat up a little. he lets himself drift of to sleep too.

you both end up waking up bc the couch is hard as cardboard about an hour later. he sighs and offers you the bed but you refuse immediately. the couch was uncomfortable af, the floor was worse and you were not about to let him sleep on it.

however, the same went for him. it would appear that both of you were incredibly stubborn.

kenma was the one to propose the "how about we both sleep on the bed? it's a queen so there'll be enough room.."

he may look calm and cool as ever when saying this, but if you look at his ears, they're bright red.

you nervously agree, and the two of you slowly climb into the bed.

the bed wasn't super comfortable, but it was much better than the couch. you slowly drift off to sleep.

you and kenma were both woken up at the same time by a rooster (not kuroo, an actual rooster) cock-a-doodle-doo-ing. when you opened your eyes, you were met with kenma's face about two inches from yours.

"AH!" you both screamed and tried to jump away, but couldn't. you looked down and realized that the two of you had intertwined legs and hands at night in your sleep.

to say the least, you were embarrassed. you could feel your cheeks burning up, and you saw kenma's ears turn bright red.

"uhm.." kenma started. "i.."

"I'M BACK!! D'YA MISS ME?" kuroo (the actual one, not his twin who woke u up)

you both whipped ur heads around and tried to untangle yourselves before he saw, but it was too late.

"oya?" (I NEVER PUT ANYTHING DOWN IN JAPANESE BUT IT JUST FELT SO APPROPRIATE) he had the biggest smirk on his face.

"ding a ling ling! whoa look at that i have a call be right back~!"

that cheeky brat.

"so, um, kenma.." you started, not really knowing what to say.

he cut you off. "how about we have this conversation after the trip is over?"

"yeah. lets do that."

the rest of the trip was actually decently fun, especially knowing that your crush liked you back and that you could look forward to that conversation after it was over. and as much as you hated to admit it, it was all thanks to kuroo and his idiotic brain.

[penguin--person]

Solstice (srs/lttm from rain world)?

im so fucking normal about them you have no idea im so fucking normal im so normal you have to believe me i swear im normal i fuckings wear man im normal im so fucking normal

going along with the popular 'suns is treated like a god in their colony' headcannon, i dont think suns liked being worshiped - but, i do think he misses it. he knows it wasnt healthy, but he still does. this isnt me saying he wants moon to worship him, No, he Doesn't . and i mean that. slash serious. in my headcanon, moon's colony was religious too, but unlike suns' 'we can indulge in wordly pleasures as long as suns is ok with it and as long as its for him', there were more monks there. didn't starve themseleves, no, but. they did deprive themselves of lifes joys n shit . like the typical ancient. so. nothing irregular.

i think they'd date before the events of the main game

they meet through pebbles, maybe. suns mentions talking to pebbles not long after he was activated in one of the broadcasts in spearmasters campaign. maybe when pebbles talked about moon, how he wanted to be independent n all that, he went and spoke to moon herself.

and! while he understood pebbles' frustration. i think. m. he foud moon's kindness comforting. sweet lady. i headcanon them to be somewhat of a group senior, too, though maybe like.. not the oldest. moon gen1, suns gen2, smth. so. i think he'd find her comforting. and. he'd keep talking to her.

he'd maybe mention it once to pebbles, but wouldn't mention how their friendship is turning into a romantic one !! though like. qpr. ive got so many thoughts on how iterators perceive relationships you dont even know... like, i think the lines are blurry for them, what is platonic and what romantic. so i think it's not comparable to any relationship any human being has had.. though, maybe.. in the neolithic age n shit.. broken femur... "life is cruel but i'll stand by you and love you even when you're doing bad" n shit. whateverrr no one look at me. though efel free to ask me about my thoughts on the iterator relationships:3

so !! so . i think. moon would find him silly. she'd be happy pebbles has someone as kind as him as a friend, tutor.. . she'd see that suns is hurt, that they're depressed, don't see much point in trying to find the solution, but still try, because, what else is there to do? i think she'D try to help them see the joy in life. and maybe she'd succeed a bit. but, you can't drag a person out of depression on your own, ya know? not to say moon doesn't have her own problems - she also defineely has some kind of depression, i'd bet all iterators do, even if they don't know it. they've got mental illnesses we can't even fahtom.

so !! m. i also think they'd just be silly. moon would give a lot to the relationship, but, she's bad at setting boundaries, yea? like. take the whole pebbles thing as an example. she didn't force communicattions until she absolutely had to . i think she lets a lot of things slide, but, she's not oblivious! she just. i dont knowww i dont wanna mischaracterize her. shes not stupid. shes not dumb. she tells suns if he goes too far. but i dont think she's mean about it. moon never kills the slugcat. i don't think she'd ever really get angry with him - upset, yes, but she understands what he's going through.. and, as group seniour, even though they're not in the same group (but considers him part), wants to help him get better.

i don't think it'd be interely healthy, but, it'd be interesting! like. like. when you're climbing out of depression, you sometimes latch onto something that brings you joy soo much that you don't even care about the side effects. like. you don't fcare if you're depriving yourself of sustance, you don't care if you're harming yourself or the thing, or if the thing is harming you, you don't care if its unhealthy. it brings you joy! and joy is so hard to come by. for me, at least. this is filled with so much projection and self indulgence if u couldnt tell lol

but. they do love each other! they care for each other!! suns isnt using her, and moon isnt stupid and ignoring his faulst ! she knows they are there! but she trusts he'll get better. and suns hopes he will, too.

he'd help moon, too. he'd listen to her frustrations, encourage her to share her feelings. and she would. i dont think suns would know how to help her, really, but he'd listen - and sometimes, even that is rlly helpful.

he sends spearmaster to her, one cycle, with a pearl. an engagement:) old ancient way, exchanging jewelry.

he feels even shittier when the main events of the game happen. because. they weren't publically engaged/married/dating/qpr/whatever the fuck theyve got going on. so he can't. talk about it that much. he does tell nsh eventually n they're like, "why didnt you tell us. like literally its fine. i get pebbles would be upset, but, its fine" . and. m. so. relationships were tabboo in ancient culture, yes? ties you down to the cycle, turns you into an echo and shit. karma three, family and friendship. moon wouldn't be as aprehensive - she knows the local group wouldn't shun them, or at least would come around eventually. but she respects suns' boundary !! i think. he'd be scared. that the ancients would be disapointed in him or something. that iterators would shun and hate him.

i can't explain more of that without evolving this into a longer rant than it already is. so i wont. but feel free to send more asks:3

[marvel-writer-101]

Phased. Pt. 1

Vigilante Y/n + the Avengers

Author notes: this will be multi parts

Warnings: some cursing

Word count: 1610

(Art not mine, found on google, idk the artist)

You have the power of intangibility, also known as ghosting or other names. Simply put, you can phase through matter at will.

You've been a vigilante for the past few months and have caught the attention of the Avengers. Every night when you go out to stop some petty crime, you keep a watch out for anyone that might be part of their little search group for you.

They couldn't figure out what exactly your powers were. But that didn't matter, what mattered was figuring out who you were.

You see, your hero suit was pretty much just average clothing and a full face mask and gloves. (Imagine smth like this). The mask has a mouth and eye holes covered by dark mesh.

So it wasn't very easy to spot you among the crowd unless they were looking closely at everyone's faces, which still would be difficult considering it was the dead of night.

You spotted two people fighting and ran over to them.

"Hey! What's going on here?" You ask, your voice distorted by a voice changer in your mask.

The two look at you then smirk. One speaks into an ear piece, "Tony, we got 'em."

Shit. It was a trap. You were about to make a run for an alley nearby, but another person came out from there. Then you had FUCKING IRON MAN casually flying down in his suit.

On closer inspection, the two 'fighting' were Hawkeye and Captain America. The one who emerged from the alley was Black Widow.

"Take off the mask." Natasha said,

Pointing a gun at you.

You simply laugh at her, "Try me."

She shoots. It phases through you.

"Huh. Looks like you missed, what a shame."

They look at each other, confused. You take this chance to run off into the alley that Natasha came out of.

You hear footsteps behind you. You climb up a fire escape ladder and kick it out after you. You escape to the roof and take a moment to catch your breath.

Then, you hear someone land on the roof behind you. It was Iron Man.

You turn around.

"Take off the mask."

"Why?"

"To see who you are."

"Why?"

"Because you're breaking the law. You've hurt people."

"I only hurt people who hurt others. I'm like you guys, but for petty crime."

"Join our team then."

"Never."

"Now I'll ask you, why?"

"Like you said, what I do is illegal."

"What power do you have?"

"You're stalling. Im not that dumb. Au revoir, dear." With that, you jump down the side of the building. You jump from balcony to balcony until you make your way back to the ground.

You run off until you reach your home, or your base rather, leaving the Avengers unsuccessful again.

You return back to your base and are greeted by your two friends, Sylvie and Asher. (Both are ocs)

Sylvie goes by the vigilante name of Red. She has enhanced durability and pyrokinesis. Her hair is long, dyed red and she has brown eyes.

Asher goes by the vigilante name of Spark. He has energy manipulation. He has short, dark brown hair and green eyes.

"I really need to start bringing you two on patrol with me.." You sigh, taking off your mask and gloves.

"Why?" Asher asks, his voice monotone as usual.

"I swear was it those Avenger people again?" Sylvie adds, her voice just above the normal pitch of a girl her age.

"Yeah. They set a trap and I fell for it. Two of them were fake fighting so I went over to them, then frickin' iron man came and so did one of the assassins. Eventually they tried to shoot me which obviously didn't work, then i ran."

"Ugh! They're so annoying!" Sylvie says, rolling her eyes.

....

Now what were the Avengers doing? Well they were having a meeting. The topic; You.

"I dont get it," Tony started, "They were clearly shot.. But it's like it went right through them."

"Wait.." Natasha says, realizing something.

"Hm?"

"They were untouchable.. Intangibility."

"In-tag-na what now?" Peter asks, having been zoned out for the first half of the meeting that he was forced to go to.

"Intangibility. They can phase through matter."

"So none of us can hit them then?" Steve asks.

"Pretty much." Natasha sighs.

"No! Mr Stark can! The blasts from his suit are energy, not matter!"

Everyone in the meeting looks at him.

"You're onto something here, kid."

...

The next night you decide to bring Sylvie and Asher with you on patrol.

(Their suits! They also have matching masks)

"Sylv', Ash', just remember, if anyone looks like they might be an Avenger, duck your heads and act like we're talking or laughing about something."

"Righto!"

"M'kay."

Asher was less than excited about going on patrol and Sylvie was the complete opposite.

As you three walked the streets of New York you stopped some small things, a mugging, a kidnapping, things like that.

Suddenly, while in the middle of stopping a fight, some Avengers pull up.

Tony, Steve, and Peter.

"Well, well, well. Who do we have here. The one we've been looking for, plus some." Tony says, aiming his hand towards you to blast you.

"Dont make this harder than it has to be, Stark. Let me and my friends go. At least let my friends go, they have no place in this."

"No." Steve speaks up.

"Fine. You chose the hard way."

Tony shoots a blast at you.

"SPARK! NOW!"

And with that, Asher re-aims the blast back at Tony.

"Red, you aim for the spider boy, Spark, watch iron guy for blasts. I got 'em."

And with that, Sylvie throws some fireballs at Peter, burning him severely.

"Mr Stark-!" The kid calls out, in too much pain to keep fighting.

"Red. Stop, dont hurt him too bad."

Sylvie then starts aiming blasts at Steve.

While Steve is pre-occupied with those, you punch and kick him in the fave until he falls over.

"Aim for his chest, Spark!" You shout as Tony shoots another blast.

"Red, watch the kid, dont hurt him he's already weak enough."

And with that, Sylvie throws a fireball at Steve again, but Peter gets in the way and gets hit instead.

"SHIT-!" You run over to him, grabbing bandages you have in your pocket.

"Kid, I know we're on different sides of the battle, but you're way too hurt right now." You grab his arm and start bandaging it.

"GET AWAY FROM HIM!" Tony shouts, about to blast you.

"M-mr Stark... Its fine.. They're helping me..."

You finish bandaging his arm and sit him down against a building, "You stay right there alright? You dont need to get hurt anymore. We aren't going to target you."

You then rush back to the battle.

"Phase, what the hell was that!?" Asher shouts, "That thing isn't on our team!"

"It doesn't matter, he was hurt!"

After a lot more fighting, Asher successfully hits Tony in the chest and knocks him over.

"Guys! Lets go!" You shout as you start running back to your base.

Once back, you all take off your masks and head to bed.

3:39 a.m.

You are abruptly woken up by Sylvie screaming.

"Sylv'?! What's going on?!" You shout, seeing her in a state of panic.

"They took Asher! They took him! They just broke in and grabbed him! What do we do?!"

"Who? Who is 'they'?"

"Those people we fought like three months ago! The ones with the robots! They took Ash!"

"No no no! DAMNIT!" A few months ago, your group fought a group of robots. You couldn't defeat them, you mearly had to escape.

"What do we do, Y/n?!"

"I have an idea. You might not like it."

After a lot of convincing, Sylvie agreed to your plan of trying to get help from the Avengers. You'd have to wait for the next night to get their attention, so you hope Asher could hold out till then.

The day dragged on. Everything felt slower. You knew your friend was in danger, and you couldn't do anything about it. You didn't even know where he was!

Night finally rolled around and you went out to 'patrol', aka, get the attention of the Avengers and "accidentally" lead them back to your base.

And that's what happened. It wasn't hard to figure out when they were following you. Shadowy figures on top of roofs, dark shadows moving from alley to alley.

You and Sylvie walk back to your base and wait for the inevitable moment that only took about 5 minutes to happen; a knock on the door.

Unsurprisingly, you see Captain America, Spider man, Iron Man, Thor, and Black Widow.

Now to their shock, you just said, "We were expecting you." And let them inside. You take a breath, "Look, i know we haven't gotten along, but-"

"Where's the third one?" Steve speaks up.

"He isn't here." You sigh, "Part of this is about him."

You receive confused looks.

"As I was saying, i know we haven't gotten along, but our friend, who you know as Spark, was taken. Taken by a gang of robots that we unsuccessfully fought a few months back."

"Get to the point." Tony sighs.

"I was hoping you could help us find him."

Tony and Steve snicker to each other. "Why should we? You haven't helped us at all."

You take a breath, then decide to make either the smartest or dumbest decision ever. You take off your mask and reach out a hand,

"I'm Y/n L/n. Nice to meet you."

[aemoonie]

skz - small things with them ✰

loosely based on their natal charts! mlist. g: fluff cw: food mention.

✦:˒ Chan◞⁺☆．

he'd be someone who would love talking about his day with you

is always completely immersed in the stories you tell, even if it looks like he's doing smth else at the same time

like he'd get confused when you stop talking bc he's been looking at his laptop the entire time

but he's turning to look at you like >:0 "why did you stop? i wanna know what happened next!"

will compliment you every time he sees you basically

will most likely be loved by your friends

the nervous laugh he does.

always sitting just a tad too close to you

shushing people and giving you room to speak when nobody listens </3

protective gestures. all day every day.

holding a hand above your head when you get in or out of a car

guiding you around with a hand on your waist or on the small of your back

holding doors open and taking your hand when you cross the street

thinks you are the single most precious person on earth

probably has something profound and deep ready to say when someone asks about you

similar to "jeongin was a blank canvas [...]"

would 100% think you are beautiful, but your heart is even better

hyping your up when you have projects coming up

he'd be so impressed when you achieve/do good on smth

he'd go "that's crazy! i knew you could do it!!"

defending you at all costs >:(

doing his annoyed face when people bother you

he's not the tallest in the world but he got the right energy amirite

you two end up being that one couple that can't sleep when they're apart

(everyone else is thinking: chan sleeps?? o.O)

speaking of which, you'd be the couple everybody wants to be

so attentive and affectionate, my heart <///3

skz would adore you let's be real

✦:˒ Minho◞⁺☆．

he'd know you better than you'd know yourself

you ask him if you should get this or that and he goes "you're gonna hate both in like a week"

and you can't even be mad bc he's right D:

physical affection is taken seriously in private

and as a reason to tease you in front of others

would love to bother you

but he thinks you look cute when you're mad (so winwin ig? hah)

always walks up from behind and either slings his arm around your shoulder or takes your hand way more firm than he needs to

god forbid you ever forget one of his cat's names

observes you from afar, especially in group settings

feeling slightly drained? social battery ran out?

you haven't even finished the thought and lino pops up next to you, jacket on and car keys ready

"ready to go? :D"

he just wants to go home can't blame him

also: "don't tell the boys i did that"

always gets you food too when he finds smth on the way

like he walks past felix and some baked goods? you bet he takes (at least) two so you can have one as well

third-wheeling when he hangs out with jisung :(

consoling hyunjin when lino stuffed his mouth with tissues again

he'd be open to spending all his time with you, he'd take you anywhere

thinks of you as his home, your presence is very comforting to him

staring down the members when he thinks they go too far with the jokes

wordless touches of reassurance

like a hand on the upper arm, a nudge with the knee or shoulder, even small glances that tell the other what you think

gets shy when you compliment him sincerely

would give you the side-eye when you wear his sweater but he loves it secretly

would never turn down your physical affection

would share the amount of cat hair he carries on his clothes

✦:˒ Changbin◞⁺☆．

doing everything together

knowing your food & drink orders for every place by heart

cuddling. lots of it.

in public, he's a bit more reserved with the pda, but is still touching you in some way

likes to use you as either the scapegoat or the holy grail

"i didn't break the cup, it was y/n!"

vs. "but y/n said i can do it, there's nothing wrong with it!!"

gets shy shy shy when you show affection back but he also loves it so pls don't stop

would brag about you a lot

just randomly brings up stuff about you

skz:

changbin: omg you know what my s/o passed a super important exam yesterday they're so cool and smart

he'd order take out with you and would get unreasonably happy about it each time

writing songs about you but they're all hidden away bc he's ShY

carrying things for you, opening things for you

being the best shoulder to cry on

ready to fight anyone that would make you cry though

likes domestic dates where he can be lazy for once

would try sneaking inside jokes or little messages in some songs

would love to annoy you for no reason

always tries to impress you with the most mundane things

he'd be great at advice and comfort tho

he always had the sweetest things to say, even if he has a small blush on his cheeks as he tells you how lovable you are <3

would hype you up !! so much !!

so you better do that to him too

bc boy deserves some more attention

the type to get you flowers randomly

or some expensive stuff

maybe he just wants you two to match

but it's adorable

✦:˒ Hyunjin◞⁺☆．

buying books for the two of you

sharing clothes and getting dressed together

you'd give each other advice on how to wear certain pieces

aesthetic coffee dates? hmm yes

doing his hair for him </3

him learning how to do hair and doing yours too !

out of the members who'd tease you, he'd be the absolute sweetest about it

holding hands everywhere you go

fixing your hair for you

comforting each other after a bad day </3

i think he's someone who likes to talk about deeper stuff, so this will be a thing !

lots of back hugs bc it's cute

lots of couple selfies !!

you could open a whole instagram account together, that's how many pictures he likes to take

reassuring him when he gets so hard on himself :(

always touching each other in some way, even if it's just your knees when you sit down

you guys are like the best duo, always together and slaying n stuff

hearing his laugh and instantly going :]

he'd feed you, don't worry!

would be super supportive too, like crazy !

when you do a project or smth he would print a pic of you and hang it on the wall over his bed

maybe for comedic purposes, it would be either super tiny or way too big

but that could be my imagination running wild hehe

boy would do so much for you <//3

he'd literally give you his heart to show his love :(

✦:˒ Jisung◞⁺☆．

sharing headphones when you both feel like tapping out

basically could use one spotify account together bc all your playlists are shared

high-fiving you whenever you say something sassy or funny

his loud-ass laugh coming out so much </3

being the fun couple of the group

like you guys instantly light up the party together, even if you are on the quieter side

idk if he still watches nat geo documentaries but i'd binge the shit out of that with him

cheetahs are, in fact, really fast !

he'd be so cute, planning little dates with you all the time </3

he'd go like "i saw this pretty spot with a bench in the park, we should spend the day there"

libra venus energy, every date would feel like straight out of a rom-com

he'd hold your hand for reassurance, it would ground his raging thoughts

watching movies together and he is already planning to do the exact same overdramatic and cheesy things to you as the male lead does

teasiiiiing you sm </3

but like, cute and lovingly

imitating your voice 24/7

whining to you when he's tired

he does like the smallest things for you

like replacing your keys every time you don't put them next to the door, cleaning up after you when you're done with your makeup, peeling/cutting fruits before giving them to you

would LOVE to teach you some producing or writing stuff

he'd go all heart-eyes if you have something artistic you like to do too!

also surprisingly, comfortable silence would be one of his favorite things

just chilling together and listening to music

GOING TO THE SUPERMARKET TOGETHER

"can you pls come with me, i don't wanna go alone!🥺"

✦:˒ Felix◞⁺☆．

being his harshest critic when it comes to his baking

but also his biggest supporter

practicing singing together, even if you suck <3

always mentioning the other when something fun comes up

"aah, y/n would've loved that!"

always gravitating towards you

wherever you stand, he just pops up next to you

gets all giddy when he sees you after a while apart

"felix i was just at the grocery store"

"but i am so happy that you're back !! :D <3"

sharing everything and anything you see

i am talking pretty things, memes, fashion inspo, ANYTHING !

the type to text you he loves you at 3 am, completely sober

facetime him would be so fun

it's either him being all pretty and cute

or he'd keep the phone WAY too close to his face

you're just talking to his eye the entire time

also lowkey falling asleep together on the call

also someone who'd do the tiniest things for you

like charging your phone when you forgot, carrying snacks everywhere in case you got hungry, also carrying chapstick and other stuff

you can't tell me this boy wouldn't love doing cottage core things

picnic in the park? uhm yEs?! baking bread together? you already know! adopting 2048347 animals? why are you even asking !!

he'd cuddle you so much :(

always touches you in some way, he'd try to be sneaky if you don't like to do it in public that much

now that i am thinking about it he'd be the golden retriever type of boyfriend

so how can you not love him?

would be so supportive and tooth-achingly sweet :')

✦:˒ Seungmin◞⁺☆．

trying every coffee shop you can find together

trying to perfect THE homemade coffee !!

playfully nagging you when your stuff is in the way and comparing you to the members <//3

"you are messier than jisung, hyunjin, and changbin combined!! >:("

picking fluff from your coat, or your face, or wherever it may rest

fixing your hair for you too

would sing all. the. time.

practicing at 4am and you have to tackle him to bed so he'd stop

teasing you too :')

he's the type to do regular reality checks to you

you're like "this is cute, i should get it!"

and he'd go "you have like, five of those."

like yes but that is NOT THE POINT RN !

he'd also totally be someone who would playfully argue with you till the bitter end

hugs you in private a lot

which would be so full of warmth and comfort :')

gives the best advice ever too :(

would be the best listener, trying to work through your problems so attentively

quiz him about any facts about you and he'd get every single one right

would be the type to bring you drinks and food at random times

like you just pass each other in the hallway and he'd hand you a plate of fruit

like??? wow ily

would totally be down for hand holding! but not a lot more :(

but let's take what we get folks! the boy would still adore you

he's just not ready to be teased to death

would literally be the perfect boyfriend and you can fight me on this

the preppy type and he LIVES it with you </3

✦:˒ Jeongin◞⁺☆．

anything fun he'd find, you'd always be the first to know

calling you an asshole and then slipping his hands in yours

knowing exactly what shows you like and dislike, same with food and games

playing through story games together and completing it feels like you lived through the whole thing yourselves

eating. together. all. the. damn. time !

awkward bro energy but also calls you cute sometimes

would tease you basically anytime you two interact

like try holding his hand and he'd just drag you everywhere with him

try hugging him and he suddenly feels the urge to walk and turn any chance he gets

also the type to call you at 3 am

but he'd be more like "the hyungs are annoying me, is your bed still free?"

would be so so so shy when you give him compliments

likes your attention more than he'd admit

would get random moments where he feels cuddly with you </3

calls you just to settle an argument with the others

the type so subconsciously gravitate towards you and not noticing

but the others notice don't worry

he'd love doing things with you

like exploring the city, going on weird dates, visiting random tourists spots and acting like you aren't from seoul

people do that right idk

knows exactly how to annoy you and will use it against you

like he'd be the reason you discover how far up your heart rate can actually go

thank u jeongin

© a͏e͏m͏o͏o͏n͏i͏e͏ all rights reserved.

[obeythedemons]

Hello! Love your work btw, Can you do headcanons for the brothers (and newdatables if you're okay with that) with an MC who is a famous Idol in the human world and they didn't know until MC was asked to perform for the Devildom by Lord Diavolo or smth like that. I've been really into Idol! Mc but soo little content lmao, Thank you! Have a nice day! 🧡

Obey Me! Masterlist

Lucifer

Is annoyed that there's another even Lord Diavolo wants to have pulled off at the last minute

Eats his word when he sees MC performing

He read your file, but how did he miss this?!

Will tap his fingers on his arm as he watches you perform

Somehow gets a bouquet of roses last minute to give to them after their performance

Wondering how to make their music into a cursed record for his music collection

Will ask them to sing for him when he's had a particularly stressful day

Will talk to them more about different types of music

Mammon

Hellooooo?!?!?!!?

Please thank him as he is now their manager

Has so much merch to sell to the lesser demons

Of course, he'll be taking his own cut from the merchandise

He can't stop thinking about how much money he's going to be making

Might try to climb on stage to dance with MC

Planning an after party for the concert and him and MC are VIPs

Leviathan

N-No way is MC actually an idol in one of his favorite groups!!!

How did he not know this?! Sure, MC looks different with the outfit and stage make up and they use a stage name, but still

How can he call himself a fan of theirs?!

Stammers as he tells them how much he liked their show

Asks for their autograph on a lot of their merchandise

Is always trying to get limited time merchandise from them

Wants to do karaoke with them, but is nervous he isn't worthy of singing in their presence

Satan

Not too surprised

MC has the right voice for singing

Will ask Lucifer why he didn't know about such an important part of MC's life

If MC has any promotional pictures of wearing a cat outfit, Satan will buy all of them

Knows all of the ins with different people to perform and offers MC to use his connections for them

Asmodeus

Is in love

Will want to collaborate with MC and sing duets together

Is already daydreaming about different outfits they could wear together when performing both in public and in private

At the very front dancing while dragging his brothers with him

Posts a million of selfies of him at the concert with MC in the background

Will gush over MC saying how much he enjoyed their performance

Buys MC's colored glowstick with Levi

Beelzebub

Very supportive of MC's career, after all they support him at his games

Will go to all of MC's concerts - they have popcorn there, right?

Will hum along happily during the concert

Listens to MC's music when he's working out

Asks MC if they'll release special food items that are themed after him

Belphegor

This music is keeping him awake and it's not the worse thing ever

Will be on Beel's shoulders as he lazily waves his DDD back and forth

Sets his favorite song of MC's as his ring tone

Posts a picture on Devilgram of him cuddling with MC while they nap teasing MC's fans that only he has this privalage

It's a PR nightmare for MC and their team

He's not even a little sorry

Lord Diavolo

Well of course he knew

Thinks that all humans are an idol because of MC, well except Solomon, but he doesn't count

Wears t-shirts of MC at the concert and has their glowstick

Forces Lucifer to dance with him

Whole-heartedly thanks MC for performing for all of Devildom and hopes that they'll do it again

Barbatos

Tries to keep Diavolo reined in

Has to act as security detail, but he's not sure if he's protecting MC from any of the lesser demons or from the brothers

It's a bit exhausting

Will be a huge fan if MC is in a group similar to BABYMETAL

Will also discretely ask for MC's autograph

Accompanies Beel to a cafe that releases drinks related to MC

Simeon

Is just excited to be there with everyone, but now more excited to hear MC perform

Thinks they have the voice of an angel

Wonders if he should add this to Henry's story

Writes a great review of MC's performance online under his pen name and gets MC a whole new group of fans

Helps MC with any PR issues (thanks Belphie)

Luke

Doesn't understand the glow sticks at first, but gets one anyways

Sees how everyone waves them in time with the music and tries his best to follow around

Barbatos has to help him try and match the beat

After a while he gets it and he's laughing with joy

Asks if MC could perform in the Celestial Realm

Solomon

Is very impressed

Wants to be involved with MC's performances and adds magic to make MC stand out

Random bits of glitter here, some fire there, bubbles now? Whatever best matches with MC's songs

Records MC's performance on his DDD so he can watch them long into the future

[rat-typewriter]

hello! just saw this rlly cute botw comic about a high school au and the shenanigans the cast get into and I thought it was adorable :) can we get some modern!Link x reader headcanons of them being in a school together? I feel like private fits canon more but public is funnier lol. Thank you!

A/N: Sorry this is so late again!!!! :') This is so cute!! I hope these are ok!! Also I just kinda pretended that Mipha and Sidon are close in age in this,, maybe they're only a year apart or smth?? idk

Warnings: None really! A very very brief mention of fire used in a science experiment

modern!Link x gn!reader

Link x Reader - Public School AU

Ok so you actually met Link through Zelda, because you guys all sat together in biology class

You had seen him around, but never had never really spoken to hi before and immediately you were like,,, ‘oh shoot,,,, he’s cute’

You were pretty shy and awkward to begin with, but you guys totally bonded over not knowing anything about biology

Whenever you guys actually have to do a practical experiment, you end up with Zelda doing all the work

not because you guys don't want to help, but more because you try to help and she's like

'link no don't put it directly in the fire-'

'y/n please no don't encourage him-'

in other words,,, Zelda basically has to babysit your chaotic asses

you end up hanging out loads outside of classes and therefore you witness a lot of random shit in the hallways

you also saw a guy set a bin on fire once and just kinda watched like '??? damn ok??'

You and Link have so many stupid inside jokes

like they literally have no meaning but you guys will literally die laughing at them

You are also the best friends that cannot even look at each other in classes because you will just break down from laughing

One time you had to give a presentation in biology about the reflex arc

and you actually made it to the second to last slide on your powerpoint

but then you made eye contact with Link and you nearly died trying not to laugh

Link and Zelda were basically exploding trying to not laugh too loudly

it was a nightmare

you guys also have a group chat with Revali, Mipha, Daruk, Urbosa and Sidon

The name probably changes weekly but at the moment it's 'eight bros, chilling in a hot tub,,, 5 ft apart'

((send help my humour is outdated))

anywAY

Your first date with link was wilD

in theory, it was a pretty basic plan,, yall were going to see a film and then get food afterwards

howeVER

you got to the cinema and they were having problems with their electricity that day so they were just giving refunds and sending everyone away

and Link got a bit shook because he was alreADY SUPER NERVOUS about going on a d a t e with you and he felt super bad that it was already going wrong

and you were like 'it's ok!! i don't mind; it's not your fault!!!'

but he was d e t e r m i n e d to make it up to you so he tells you that he knows somewhere that he thinks you'd like

so yall start this half-an-hour walk to the other side of town

and its still a bit awkward because you guys are being super blushy and nervous

and then about ten minutes in, its starts POURING with rain

within a minute you guys are soaked and you're running to try and find somewhere to shelter

You were both laughing hysterically and Link ended up grabbing your hand to drag you under a bus shelter

You didn't let go of his hand the whole time

Eventually the rain cleared up and you walked the rest of the way and this boy takes you to (get ready for this) buiLD A BEAR WORKSHOP

You guys nearly get turned away by the employee at the door because

a) you're soaking wet

b) you are not small children or parents

but you guys use your polite respectfulness to convince them that you won't be any trouble

yall make matching frog plushies and it's super cute

you guys have so much fun and you fell for him even more that day

((let's just say that you still have them both when you move in together as adults))

[carlosfruitsnacks]

are your reqs open cause i have smth 👀 hb a camilo x gn reader who is cold hearted and mean but quiet so no one rlly talks to them but one day carlos sees them in the forest making flower crowns and reader gets flustered when he approaches them.. since then only carlos gets to see readers soft side and slowly falls hihihi

"my flower"

PART 2

summary:

— Carlos only thought of you on the surface, brash but quiet. He doesn't think much of it until he saw a different side of you that made emotions bloom inside his chest. You were more than what everybody says.

genre:

— mild angst to fluff

notes:

— gender-neutral reader. I do not speak fluent Spanish and all of the Spanish here is translated from google, feel free to correct me if I got something wrong though I will refrain from using too much Spanish.

warning/s:

— none

a/n:

—  heyyyy I hope you liked this one and thank you for requesting !

Eyes were set on you every time you walk through a crowded area. They whisper amongst each other when you give them your usual scoff and glare. You didn't need to meet them in the eyes to tell them off. With your hands in your pockets, you strolled through Encanto, trying to get peace of mind but people keep sending you dirty looks. You pass through a large number of people, bumping into shoulders roughly without muttering a single apology. They all give you glare for it but you could care less.

You were known to behave this way ever since. You were as cold as ice, their words, not yours. Your brash attitude even rivaled the town's devil (again, their words not yours), Carlos Madrigal. Pretty much everyone has heard of that guy, other than the fact he's a Madrigal, but mostly because of his merciless pranks and callous attitude. Though unlike him, you were more laid-back yet still considered mean.

No matter where you went, you couldn't escape their disapproving stares and name-calling. Even if your face was void of emotion, it's overflowing inside. You wouldn't dare let the townsfolk know that you were hurt because of their treatment of you. Of course, you're aware of your own behavior and you know it's hard to deal with sometimes. All you needed is for someone to understand that, yet nobody shows that they can.

Finally, you escape those judge-filled eyes and into the woods. You blink back the tears forming in the corner of your eyes, with a sharp inhale through your nose, you make your way through the woods. It didn't take long for you to arrive at your favorite place in the entire world. A tiny smile graced your features as you gazed upon the fields full of various flowers.

You strolled through the field and smelled the fresh scent of the flowers. You heard stories from the locals that this field was where Isabela Madrigal used to play as a child, no wonder it's overflowing with flora. You lie on the field. For a long time, you would escape into this place. This was your comfort, your sanctuary. Because the truth is, you're just as delicate as the flowers growing on the field.

You carefully picked the flowers nearby and began assembling them together in a shape of a circle. It was muscle memory, you've been creating flower crowns since you began walking. You enjoyed making them and found them soothing. You placed the finished flower crown on top of your head with a heavy sigh. You always felt alone and it made you weep sometimes, but you're too scared to let anyone show your true colors. For a long time, you've become too afraid of what people thought of you so you create this huge wall around you.

You wonder, would you forever be like this? That's just utterly sad. You barely had any friends or anyone to rely on, laugh with, or share secrets. Sometimes it made you think that you're on the wrong here. As you frowned, your hands began crafting more crowns of flowers.

He smiles viciously at the sight of his successful prank. Carlos sends a group of people running, he felt gratified as always. With a whistle, he proudly takes a walk through town. There were eyes filled with fright sent in his way, at this point, he was used to their negative glances at him. It's not like he can do anything about it. If they wanted to treat him like the big and bad wolf, he might as well act like one.

Carlos sneered his way through the crowd, earning anxious whispers as they cowered away, giving him enough space to walk on. They knew to not dare rub shoulders with him and he was cool with that. However, today was out of line. Carlos felt someone bump against him, as he opened a mouth to let out an insult, a pair of cold eyes causes the words to get trapped in his throat.

Everyone around him gasped in horror. They all hushed, terrified to say a word about the scene. Carlos gazed at those icy eyes, his lips were drawn into a fine line. He was tongue-tied, something he hasn't been in a long time. That cold glare belonged to you. Carlos heard a lot about you, but this was the only moment he had a proper meeting with you. For a while, he didn't understand why the townsfolk loved comparing you to him. He found it distasteful but now seeing you up close, he can see why.

Carlos heard of your cold behavior that made everyone shiver with discomfort. Before he knew it, he felt the shiver tingling from the top to the bottom of his spine. Your eyes felt like he walking through a blizzard. Those eyes felt like you have secrets buried in the snow, and Carlos would love to know. Your nose scrunch at him with disgust.

"Watch where you going, cabrón"

You spat at him with venom and walked out of his sight. Everyone watched the encounter with bated breath. Carlos lets out a shakey scoff, unable to believe what just happened. You talked back to the infamous Carlos Madrigal. The shapeshifter dusts his shoulder off and gained his composure before anyone can tell. The annoyed look on his face returned as he scowled at the townsfolk.

"What the hell are you all looking at?"

He growled and this immediately sends the people rushing to get away from him. He hums with satisfaction and goes on with his day. Oddly, he couldn't get you out of his head. Your eyes were mesmerizing and intriguing, it really seemed like you were hiding something more. This thought fed Carlos' curiosity about you. He knew that he was a nosy person, something he shared with his twin brother. Hell, if he had his older hemana's gift, he'll use it to be nosy and pry on whatever he finds interesting.

With a new goal set in mind, Carlos smiles and begins his quest to find out more about you. If he's happy enough, he'll use whatever he can find against you.

From the beginning of the day, you started to feel overwhelmed. For the first time, all the stares and whispers are finally getting into you. As you try to hold in a sob, you pushed yourself through the crowd, desperate to disappear. Eventually, you reach your breaking point and began sprinting through the woods the second you think someone's not staring.

But someone was watching you. Unbeknownst to you, Carlos Madrigal has been following you all day. He watched you with a keen eye and noticed the change in your usual demeanor. The corners of your lips were twitching throughout the day. Your eyes looked glassy and it almost made Carlos worried. Nevertheless, he follows you into the woods until he finds you sprinting through a field of beautiful and various of flowers.

He stopped to gaze in awe at the enormous amount of flora. Carlos snapped out of the trance to look for you. He silently marched through the field of flowers, he inhaled the fresh fragrance of the flowers along the way. He searched until he found your figure, he eyed you for a while. You were shaking and you were fiddling with something. Carlos cautiously took a step closer and it dawns on him.

You were crying, he feels an aching jab on his chest. Your eyes were filled with tears as you sniffed and let them fall down your cheeks. Carlos' eyes slowly gazed at your hands and saw you were...making a flower crown? His eyebrows furrowed with confusion. He watched you sob while making the crown, he was impressed by how well you made them despite it being too intricate.

When you were done with the first flower crown, you feel eyes boring at the back of your head. You turn with a gasp, Carlos Madrigal was staring at you. Instinctively, you threw the flower crown to his face and tried to flee but he was faster. The shapeshifter grabs your wrist, you look at him with horror. He holds up the flower crown you made to your face, almost mocking you with it.

"Didn't take you to be the type to make these things"

Carlos says. He was not prepared for more tears to trickle down your face, his eyes go wide with panic as you begin to cry more.

"Shit, I'm sorry I-"

"Please....please don't tell anyone"

You pleaded with tinted cheeks. Carlos gently lets go of your wrist and tilts his head in confusion. He has never seen someone cry before besides his little brother. He awkwardly holds unto the flower crown while waiting for you to finish sobbing. But you were taking too long to calm down. Carlos groaned as he watched you hiccuped and forced to gain your composure. He mutters a curse as he places the flower crown on your head and roughly pulls you into a hug. From what he learned from his mamá, hugs often help people calm down.

You pause for a while when you felt hands engulfing you in an embrace. But you crumble and buried yourself into the Madrigal and clung unto him for dear life. Carlos turned rigid, he was fully expecting you to push him away and scream profanities at him not you melting in his arms and squeezing the life out of him. Cautiously, he caresses the top of your head.

The tears finally come to a stop. You snuggled longer into the shapeshifter, inhaling and imprinting his scent in your brain. He smelt like coffee and fresh summer leaves. Carlos can feel his heart banging in his chest, with each passing second he can feel his entire body being swallowed with fuzziness. When he was about to pull away, you do it first. With a wipe on your eyes, you let out a sharp exhale and looked at him. Your eyes look so...warm.

"Um, can you do me a favor and...leave? Can you leave and not speak of this again"

Over my dead fucking body

"No"

Carlos replies with a cross of his arms, you frown at him. The Madrigal was not prepared to dismiss what he just witnessed. He eyed you from your toes to your head, you looked like the complete opposite of what the townsfolk painted you to be. He understands it but he couldn't hold back a chuckle. You furrowed your eyebrows.

"Okay fine, but please don't tell anyone about this"

"And why?"

"Look I...damn, I just...ugh"

You groaned and faced away from him. Carlos was about to protest when he saw you picking flowers and instinctively making another flower crown. He watched your breathing relax as well as your features.  The shapeshifter looked at you becoming at ease. Then you sent him a sheepish look but he returns it with a grin.

"Aw, is that for me?"

"...Would you like it?"

Carlos' mouth suddenly felt dry. You wordlessly placed the newly made flower crown on top of his head, you adjusted the curls on his face with gentle hands. You offer him a timid smile and avoided his wide eyes. Heat comes rushing to his cheeks as he cleared his throat. He'd be lying if he said he didn't want to feel your hands caressing his hair. Carlos watched you with fascination as you created another crown made of flora. He carefully reached his hand to brush a strand of hair out of your face, his insides melting at the sight of your flustered expression.

"I won't tell anyone about this but in return, you have to teach me how to make those"

His lips pointed at the flower crown on your hands. You smiled in relief and nodded your head. Today felt like a fever dream as you spent it with Carlos in the flower field, acting like you two were the only people left in the world.

"Have you heard? Carlos and [Name] have been getting close lately"

"Oh dios, why must they join forces?"

"Honestly, those two are only a bunch of weirdos"

Carlos can hear the townsfolk whispering again, he swiftly gives them a deadly glare. They collectively gasped. You walk in and grant them a cold scowl as it sends them retreating. As soon as there are no people out of sight, Carlos joins you on the way to the field of flowers

It's amazing how you can switch from cold-hearted to literally the most adorable being in the entire world. The most gratifying feeling Carlos has ever felt is when you only show this side of you to him, it sends him over the moon. He enjoys getting distracted by you making flower crowns.

"Hey, you haven't even started yet"

You pout and pointed at the flowers on his lap that he barely even touched because he was too busy swooning for you. Carlos lets out a soft laugh and apologized. You smile and continue to teach him how to make a flower crown.

"Wait can you do that again, mi flor?"

"Oh okay-wait what?"

"¿Qué?"

"Carlos, di-did you just ca-call me your flower?"

"Huh? Yeah, so what? Now can you rewind what you did there?"

You become short-circuited and buried your face with your hands. The shapeshifter finds the scene cute, he shuffles closer to you as he smirked.

"Come on, you promised you'd teach me how to make flower crowns. If you don't move, I'm telling the whole town, my flower"

"Carlos stop that!"

"Stop what, mi flor?"

He sends you a teasing grin when you look up to pout at him with pinkish cheeks. You look absolutely flustered that it's hard not to laugh at it. But if he were to confess, he would love to call you his flower with no sarcasm.

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[mbti-enemies]

thoughts on intj x intp?

ps. your blog is awesome 👀💕

The best thing would be how they can both be themselves- there's no need for fakeness here, nothing that's not real. nights at home together in sweatpants can be the best nights- both side by side in bed, reading, and you love them even more

intp would bring the softness a lot, and when they're tired its unbounded. they always reach out, hand encapsulated in the long sleeve of an oversized hoodie, and intj can't ever help but take it, melting at the warmth of sleepy intp

But, let's get it straight- that the burning powers of both intj and intp would be epic? they'd be so god damn in love and still the insults would flow so easy- (intj: this is so stupid intp: *immediately, without missing a beat* you're so stupid) heck, it'd be better after they started dating, each saying they have terrible taste in people and always end up dating idiots

This ease is present in conversation. Dialogue flits back and forth at seemingly unintelligible speeds, they catch the other's thought and throw another one back so quick that if you blink you miss- travelling at the speed of light rather than sound. it's the Ne meeting Ni- and nothing has ever been quite as satisfying

intp's Ne let's intj expand. they bring new ideas from the furtherst reaches of the universe, and it seems to expand intj's world. impromptu movie nights, car rides- crazy theoretical ideas about life itself; the expansion is limitless

intj brings intp back in. intj takes ideas and dives into it, Ni diving endlessly into the depths. that focus, that mind like the sharpest of blades- intp sees it so clearly sometimes and is entranced- and thinks the world must be intj's oyster with such a mind

their thinking styles fit together perfectly- it feels like they could take on the world. there could never be a better duo than intp and intj.... if they would actually finally just get out of their house and commit to that grand theft they have a l l planned o u t

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- also lets just appreciate how these guy would totally be that nerdy power duo who would end up going down a wikipedia rabbithole at 3am and would trying to make a homemade moltov cocktail or smth at 6am, cause for intp it isnt a question of why its a question of why not (and intj totally loves them for that) *hwk has been shoved aside and accidentally set on fire *

- intp sending cursed memes on the group chat at cursed hours and intj j being like why do i still tolerate you

- watching anime and playing video games all day cause time is an illusion , the outside world requires to much socialising , and id rather spend all day with you

-intj looking up to see intp staring and them w a lil crazy grin and intj j sighs and thinks 'here we go again' but can help smiling a lil cause intp j had an iDeA which intj will find themselves roped into (no regrets)

- being that dysfunctional functional couple who can never complete each other sentences but can somehow understand each other without acc having to say a word

intj: we always finish each others

intp: sandwiches

intj: *sighing* you're hungry arent you

intp: i may or may not have forgotten to eat anything since yesterday

(TY BTW <3 lowkey unsure what your type is but gonna guess intp out of the two because intj is e v e n more unlikely to put hearts)

Honestly, as you no doubt can tell, this ask took a little thought but then I realised- wait! there are so goddamn many intpxintj couples all around, esp on tumblr, there's gotta be some really damn good stuff... and there is ><

beginning to also draw slight parallels to the way I (infj) love my infps- the way it all just feels so perfectly fitting and great, although more Feelings than intj/intp)

here's a little reddit link that i've looked thorugh a little that's absolute intp x intj gold https://www.reddit.com/r/intj/comments/k8ow9s/intj_intp_relationship/

[nafeary]

Napoleon, Theo, Dazai, and Jean reacting to College Student!MC Stressed by Deadlines

Requested by @hqissodelicate:

hey toni boo, sara/delicateikemenmemes here ❤ i've been Going Through It with school 😔 so i was thinking of how my boos napoleon, theo, dazai & jean would react to MC who's a (stressed, exhausted) student who got yeeted to the mansion in the midst of a bunch of deadlines? thank you boo & i hope you're drinking your water 💙😤

✧✎ A/N: I’m sorry it took me this long to finish... but this was super fun to write and it helped me get back into writing after such a long break due to school bs. I’m not too satisfied with Dazai’a and the haphazard scenario/headcanons mush, but I still quite like this I think. Thank you for the request dear! Take care and drink water, everyone!

Warnings: Stress and mild mentions of anxiety, and like one mention of sexual intercourse

Napoleon Bonaparte

“You’re just a chore, after all.”

You whirled around. “Don’t act like your job is going to be that hard,” you could only scoff in annoyance, “I’m going to be inside my room all day, anyway.”

At first, Napoleon was slightly confused by your statement. Wouldn’t you want to explore this new world at all? But according to code, he’d just smirk and go (sleep) do smth

And true to your statement, you did stay inside your room for the most part

It’s not like your quadrillion essays would write themselves

It’s not like your college would just excuse your tardiness

It’s not like—

“Nunuche, you sure you don’t need a break from... whatever you’re doing?”

Napoleon was quite suddenly standing besides you, trying to read the mess that you’ve created.

“And who gave you permission to enter?”

“Me, obviously. I did have the impression that you were in danger, judging from the amount of curses I perceived.”

You could have died from embarrassment. Of course he had to hear your yells of frustration, stemming from the fact that your laptop was out of order, that you had no idea how to use ink properly, and—

“Have you realised that you regularly zone out?”

“I suppose? But if you wouldn’t mind, I really need to finish...” you trailed off, gesturing to the papers in front of you.

However, at his inquisitive gaze, you decided to explain that these were essays that could very well decide how you’d pass university, and, upon further inquiry, elaborated how a modern student’s life looked like

He never interrupted you unnecessarily, only to ask questions when a concept was too modern for him to comprehend

Your cursed assignments certainly made your life in the past harder to enjoy, but it also brought you and the emperor closer than ever

Unable to access the internet—or visit the college library—you had no proper sources for you references (considering that Comte’s library had no modern content, naturally)

You also didn’t want to bother Sebastian, especially since him and Comte had shown so much understanding for your peril that they practically forbid you from helping him out around the mansion

Their reasoning didn’t make you feel less bad though

Hence, you only had one option left that could complete your last essay

Which oh-so conveniently encompasses the Napoleonic Wars, something you truly did not want to burden him with

“Napoleon? Remember those essays that I have to finish for my university courses?”

“Of course.”

You were twiddling your thumbs, contemplating whether your grades are worth revisiting unpleasant memories, aka the taboo of the mansion

Abruptly, he grabbed your cheeks with just enough force to turn you away from looking at your feet, but not enough to inflict pain. “If there is anything I can help you with, I’d never shy away from it.”

Begrudgingly, you inquired him about his reign with as little focus on the gruesome details as possible your professor be damned

And holy shit, he’s amazing at writing? And Not just cringey love letters? Panty Sniffer Napoleon brrrrr

As you grew closer, he’s spoil you with vitamin-rich snacks (going as far as asking Arthur and Sebastian for medical advice)

He enjoys carving cute shapes out of fruits and eggs because he knows that their and his adorable presence will prompt the perfect amount of distraction to allow a small moment of rest

Says that it’s his duty as your guard and boyfriend to take care of your overworking habits

Expect frequent complaints from your beau, ranging from “how could they assign so many essays? Aren’t students just humans, too?” to “‘Reasons Why Edison Is Better Than Newton’? Do they even know what they’re talking about? Tch!”

Theodorus Van Gogh

You gleefully indulged in his charades for the first few days. They were a welcome distraction from your college work, after all

But the procrastination was accompanied by guilt, your anxiety building up every second you spent helping Sebastian with the chores, and gallivanting around town with Theo

A week passed before your sense of responsibility finally kicked in. So when Sebas came to wake you up just as the sun peaked past the horizon, you were already scribbling away on some sheets you’d found in your drawers

“Ah, good morning, Sebastian-san.”

“Good morning... what are you writing, if I may ask?”

“Just some essays for my college courses...” you said, glancing dejectedly at your notes.

Now that you didn’t have access to the internet, and your laptop’s battery was all used up, it made your work all the more tedious, but you had to set your teeth and do this.

“Give me 10 minutes, and I’ll join you in the kitchen.”

He had wanted to argue, but you didn’t let him. And when he saw you leaving the house with Theo later in the afternoon, he could only shake his head.

You felt like you owed the art dealer, especially since you blurted out his secret the literal next moment, so you committed to helping him while also keeping up with your work

Although, him calling you dog wasn’t nice either—even though, according to Sebas’ explanation, Hondje wasn’t exactly the equivalent to mutt

That cycle continued for days. Helping out around the mansion, getting pulled around by Theo, and writing your essays deep into the night

Not to mention all the worries that pressured your shoulders further and further into the ground

You were missing so many group project deadlines, disappointing people that relied on you... it was safe to say that sleep did not come easy, if barely

Just before you arrived at your room after a late night art exhibit did your body decide to fail you, tripping over nothing multiple times.

It prompted Theo to call you out before you could even think of rushing past the door, steadying you with a hand more gentle than you had ever experienced it to be.

“Sebas informed me that you’ve been working yourself to death.”

You silently cursed the butler. “I haven’t—“

“Give me your laptop.”

Perplexion ran across your mien, wondering how he could possibly have remembered such a modern detail from your countless rambles. “It’s batt— it doesn’t work right now, so it’s not like it would stop me from working.”

Arguing with the devil was a mistake.

He snaked his arms around you, holding the door handle in place with one hand while the other still kept you upright. “I don’t care whether you work or not, I’m not your mother. And regardless of its abilities, hand it over, knabbletje.”

What other choice did you have but to comply?

He ordered—yes, ordered—you to go to bed right that instant

If you hesistanly ask him to do the same (we all know what a hard worker he is), he’ll just press a guileless kiss to your forehand, telling you not to worry about him

The next morning, you were already worrying for your baby’s safety within the sadist’s hands when the devil invited himself into your room

“Ever heard of knocking?”

“Morning to you, too, Hondje.” He sent you an overly handsome smirk, handing you the laptop tucked underneath his arms. “You won’t be able to use that spider web Sebas told me about, but writing should work.”

You stared at Theo in disbelief, all the while internally laughing at him misinterpreting the World Wide Web. Deciding to trust in him, you clicked the power button. And sure enough, it sprang to life. “What... how in the world did you...”

Leo overheard you and Sebas talking about solar energy sometime… hush, just run with it

He fell into the seat next to you, propping his chin upon his fist. “I didn’t do anything. Just asked Sebas whether there was a way for you to use this. Leonardo took notice and tinkered around with it. Don’t ask—ah!”

You threw your arms around his shoulders, pressing your face into the crook of his neck. “Thank you for taking care of me, Theo.”

Would you have lifted your face, then you’d have caught a glimpse of the vermillion shading his cheeks. “I didn’t do it to help you. I simply can’t risk having you become a liability at work. That’s all.”

Anyway, tsundere tendencies aside, you know what another big factor of dating Theo is?

King if you’re not allergic, understandably, if so, he’ll change his clothes before even thinking of visiting you

On days that you decide to be especially stubborn, he pulls you outside, all the whilst whistling for the jolly golden retriever

And as soon as he comes running, your mind goes brrrrr cute dog

Although, he’ll try his best not to distract you from work. He knows from personal experience that it’s a much bigger annoyance than help

Thus, he’ll certainly use his connections and amiable rip Shakes relationships with the residents to help you out with the research process

Also, with his superior memory, he knows what generally makes you happy and relaxed, so he’ll be his usual observant self to decipher just what would help you perfectly relax/finish your work

Hardworking boi, please love him

Dazai Osamu

Dazai is the type of person that doesn’t mind upsetting people and risking someone’s disdain if it supports that person in the long run

And he’s able to read people like books, so it shouldn’t be surprising that he knows you’re overwhelmed before you even realize it

You’ve been going to sleep too late and waking up too early? He’ll gently force you (if you’re 100% against it, he won’t do it ofc) to sleep beside him, making sure that you won’t rise with the sun for once

You’ve been exposing your wrist to heavy sprain? He’ll teach you some handy-dandy 5 Min Crafts techniques that are guaranteed to send your hands on a vacation

You've been suffering from writer’s block? Time to go on a lovely stroll through nature with your boo

Your shoulders and neck are hurting beyond sanity? He swears by hot springs, so the thermae is his go-to for when you need to relive some muscle kinks

He never fails to procure the perfect amount of bubbles and temperature. And depending on how comfortable you are with it, he’ll offer to wash your hair.

And since dude got Disney princess hands, you most probably fall asleep, but our man is there to hold you above the water

His bare thighs are an added bonus, sending your mind into spirals faaaar away from college work

After you’re done bathing, he’ll ask you whether you’d like him to braid your hair (if it’s long enough), and his Disney princess hands will not disappoint

In the beginning, it was incredibly vexing to have a security cam in the form of a handsome man always on the qui vive

But at some point, you started embracing Dazai’s overwhelmingly passive—you knew exactly what he was doing whenever he’d do something random—protectiveness

Especially since it didn’t only help you complete your work; on the contrary, you were always excited to spend time with the Japanese writer

But that didn’t curb your confusion at the whole debacle. Why was he this focused on your well-being?

So, you decided to confront him

“Dazai?” Once again, you were relaxing in his arms, his fingers threading through your hair lulling you into a dreamlike state.

He ticked his head to the side, pulling your entwined hands closer towards his heart. The sun streamed into the run at just the right angle, yet the golden light was not as bright as his vivid citrine orbs.

You sighed, unable to look at his stupid handsome face for too long. ”Why is it that you insist on taking care of me?”

“Someone has to, Toshiko-san.”

You’d have blurted out your feelings if it wasn’t for the sudden embrace you found yourself in. As guileless as it appeared, you knew he was trying to stop you from acting on your thoughts.

Deciding that you didn’t want to pressure him further (after all, you knew that he had a hellish first life), you accepted the unclarity of his feelings—even though his actions spoke loud enough for you to understand.

It was that day that you decided to repay him for all he’s done for you

And you wouldn’t let him yeet himself through a window in an attempt to evade the love sent his way this time

Even if it took decades, you wanted him to feel just as safe and loved as you did in his company

You were glad to have such a caring man by your side who helps you with managing you self care

You could only hope that he’d allow himself to be treated the same way

Please just take our love, boo. We love you

Jean d’Arc

Well fuck, how could he possibly help someone who’s stressed when he himself is a 24/7 McDonalds that only sells Chicken McStress?

Anywho, I feel like he’d be the complete opposite of Dazai when confronted with a stressed MC

He’d care just as much, of course, but he thinks that it would be better to give her space, since he himself understands the desire for solitude well

So yeah, I can see him not going out of his way to check up on you if you weren’t super duper close friends/lovers IF it wasn’t for his friend Napoleon

After all, it was him who gave your boyfriend a lil talk, convincing him that, perhaps even if someone needs space, they probably still need someone to look after them

Living with Jean is basically Ted Talks everyday

Anyway, he embarked on his journey to hopefully help you and and to relieve some stress that was wearing you down (according to the statement of several residents)

And, finding himself halting abruptly, our pessimistic little bean realised that he’s got zero idea what did help you attain bliss

So he opted for the next best option—things he knew that made his friends relax

Plan A

Hearing a few oddly reluctant raps on your door, you went to open it. As soon as you did, the beautiful man who’d captured your heart entered your vision, your eyes finding his amethyst ones immediately.

You two stayed like that for a moments, only breaking eye contact when he sighed and simultaneously thrusted a mug into your hand, already in the process striding back to his own room.

“Uhm… Jean? I’m a bit busy right now, but would you like to come in?”

His eyebrows furrowed. “Don’t you find it inappropriate for a man to enter your room, mademoiselle?”

“Jean,” you giggled at his archaic mindset, gently rubbing your thumb between his brows to even out the crease. “We’ve had sex before, you know. Of course you ca—“

Wrong thing to say. He stormed past you, vermillion cheeks practically leaving a trail.

Chuckling to yourself, you turned to the mug’s contents. “Hm? Hot chocolate?”

Plan B:

“If this doesn’t harbor your discomfort…” Your boyfriend reluctantly stood in your room’s corner, standing straighter than a rod.

Frankly, your essays have kept you entirely too busy, and you longed for the warmth of the French man’s feather-like embrace.

“On the contrary, I enjoy your presence.” And you went right back to scribbling away.

Jean frowned. “Haven’t you been writing stories since this morning?”

“They’re not stories… and, yeah? I believe so.”

Stepping towards your seated form, he extended his hand; you grabbed it without thinking twice. “Is everything alrig—whoa!”

With the ease of a seasoned soldier, he picked you up before haphazardly tugging you into bed with bewilderment maring your features. “You should sleep.”

“—what?”

He stared at you blankly, as if expecting you to fall into the land of dreams right that instant.

“Did something prompt,” you slipped your arms out from underneath the duvets, gesturing wildly, “this?”

It was hard to be upset with Jean, his clueless but genuine persona the reason why you fell for him, yet you couldn’t disguise the irritation coursing through your veins—you had work to return to, after all.

“I think you need to rest, mademoiselle.”

Your blinking made him avert his eyes, explaining quietly, “I am uncertain what supports your release of tension, so I thought that perhaps sleeping could help since it certainly does show affect with Napoleon.”

“Ah, and you made me hot chocolate since that’s what calms Mozart.”

After internally simping for his soft and wholesome dumbass energy, you pulled him to bed beside you, claiming that it would help you relax (but only after telling him that it was okay for him to ask for your preferences)

And falling asleep to the heartbeat underneath his broad chest is definitely a 5-star-resort vacation

He’d eventually ask his relationship advisor Napoleon whether it is okay to have you help them out with his reading/writing lessons (you

You, alongside Napoleon, steadily agreed, despite knowing that it was a ploy to keep you away from overworking

Please also love this boy, thanks

Tag List of the most wonderful sweethearts (just message me if you’d like to be added <3): @juminly @kisara-16 @sweetlittlemouse @thesirenwashere @nad-zeta @delicateikemenmemes

[jaeminlore]

If you're still doing the bulletpoint scenarios (it's fine if you aren't anymore) could you maybe do one where coups really wants to start a family with you but doesn't know how to say it but it turns out you're ready for kids as well? -sunflower anon 🌻 (btw missed you I've been gone for a while but I'm back 🤗)

hi! you always know how to make me cry!

• okay so you and seungcheol have been married for a year or two• you guys dated and lived together a looong time before finally tying the knot• and literally seungcheol wanted honeymoon babies like,,,, he wants five kids better get started right• but you weren’t ready and he respected that so the two of you adopted a dog and left it at that• and seungcheol forgets for awhile like he’s content w just you and the puppy (which is a lil beagle it’s the cutest thing)• until like another member,,, let’s say mingyu,,, has his first child• he and his wife got straight to it and now mingyu has a little girl with the chubbiest cheeks and the cutest laugh• when seungcheol held her for the first time he legit cried and it wasn’t even his child he just??? ya know he’s technically and uncle now and it’s not dad level but it’s very close and he gets the biggest urge to just have a child of his own• but he’s afraid to bring it up to you• he knows you won’t get angry or anything but he’s afraid of coming off as pushy,,, and the last thing he wants to do is pressure you to do something you aren’t ready to do• which is sweet but seungcheol is having to hide his baby fever like it’s the freakin plague• you’ll send him out for milk and he finds himself in the baby section just staring at the bottles and pacifiers like,,, i wonder which one my kid would like• and it gets so bad that some nights he has dreams where he picks up his son or daughter from their first day of school• secretly buys clothes he thinks are super cute• nd he keeps them at jeonghan’s in this little box • “if any of this gets to y/n you are out of the group”• “my lips are sealed”• jeonghan’s lips are not, in fact, sealed at all• as soon as you come over to do something meager like pick up one of seungcheol’s hoodies he left over, or simply to borrow some eggs,, jeonghan is like hey y/n,,,, wanna see something funny?• you think he’s gonna show you an embarrassing pic of cheol or smth so you’re like ofc• but he just pulls this shoebox off the top of the refrigerator• “open it”• you do (rather cautiously) and it’s filled w baby clothes???• like there are little overalls and a matching tee that says “daddy’s little man”• and there’s a little dress with matching booties ,,, like it’s a pretty blue color with subtle frills and laces• there’s even some lil baby books about fire trucks and noses and other weird baby topics• there’s a parenting book and a notepad filled w baby names• you recognize seungcheol’s handwriting and pick it up like,,, hannie what is this• “your husband is a psycho that’s what it is”• after the jokes jeonghan explains that seungcheol has had baby fever ever since mingyu’s kid was born and he’s been buying stuff he thinks is cute,,, just in case• but he didn’t want to tell you in case you weren’t ready• the thought warms your insides • because honestly you’ve been thinking of kids a lot too lately• esp after talking to mingyu’s wife about motherhood and stuff• it’s something you really want and think you’re ready for :’)• you grab the box to take home like “thanks hannie! i’ve got to go talk to my husband now!”• seungcheol is asleep on the couch when you get home• “cheollie? do you want kids?”• the boy has never woken up so quickly in his life you legit gave him a mini heart attack• nd when his sleepy eyes settle on the box they widen “w-where did you find that?”• you set it down on the coffee table and sit beside seungcheol• and place your hand on his thigh gently, “you know you can talk to me about everything, right? you don’t have to hide stuff over at jeonghan’s.”• “he’s out of the group,” seungcheol muttered, laying his head on your shoulder to hide the red in his cheeks. “seventeen now stands for 3 units 12 members 1 band and 1 traitor”• you use your other hand to run it comfortingly through his hair • “well, don’t disown him just yet. him showing me this made me realize that i’m ready.”• seungcheol looks up and swallows “w-what? ready?”• you nod. “i want to have a baby, seungcheol.”• the biggest smile overcomes seungcheol’s face and he leans over to kiss you eagerly, his hands cupping your face as he pulls back and looks into your eyes• “can we start trying right now?”

@jisoodrinkssopretty hey you’ll like this

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so should i reply in tiny font or just regular font?

hybe should do better in spreading out the comebacks of the groups under them :/ they're already at a huge advantage, might as well use it strategically. AHA streaming mvs is so convenient for a multi. the filler vids i could use in between could be mvs from the other groups that i stan. also you know what, i still haven't watched a single final performance bc im waiting for a friend to watch with me :D

i have a chinese movie recommendation in case you want something to cry over. i still love its ost and it's been months since i watched it. i'm not sure if you watched it already but more than blue. i've never cried over a movie as much as i cried for that one. the angst *chef's kiss*. i'd do anything to wipe my memory of it and watch it again for the first time.

also sungchan is mc-ing in inkigayo every sunday! and honestly, what the hell is nct hollywood :D but a part of me thinks it's just going to be a bunch of asians living in america like johnny that'll be a part of it. just a hunch tho. imagine having all 4 units coming back in a year with like 1 unit per quarter of the year. i'm not sure if sm even has the money to do this, especially when they filed bankruptcy recently.

and i've seen a lot of twitter memes saying taro's ghosted stans T_T alexa play ghosting by txt T_T sm come on give him smth to do, you're wasting talent.

the mall didn't burn down entirely (like from the outside it looked fine). the ventilation system caught fire so it was more internal—ceilings and all that. covered things with soot(?) and ashes so the entire mall was closed for nearly 2 years. and hey, i've experienced a school fire too back when i was younger. i, too, thought it was nothing but a fire drill until i saw the charred remains of the buildings behind our school : D thankfully, no one died.

the new nct track is for a samsung commercial AHAHA it's funny because nearly everyone uses apple TT_TT and the mv screams neo culture tech tho (well as it should lmao). yes, i was talking about that part in hot sauce but yes, it grew on me too.

ateez really know how to do a performance. they put the standard so high for me when it came to performing. their facial expressions and overall stage presence just impresses me. it's been a while since i've seen idols draw me to them by those standards.

ah, the long stan list! good luck in getting through it and i hope you do have fun as you go :] (also you can check out aurora by ateez and whiplash by tbz. the songs popped up in my head as i was typing this reply, you might like them)

ohhhh, what was the pd48 scandal? i don't watch survival shows so i don't know any of the stuff going on. would you care to elaborate? about their disbandment :(( i hope you're okay now tho! are the other girls still debuting in new groups? anyone eyeing an acting career instead of being an idol?

YES, A PATTERN IN THE BIASES (if you count an analysis of two ppl as a pattern, that is.) because it's the same pattern i have for my biaswreckers :D jake & seungmin, not only do they have the same animal to represent them, they have the same 'golden retriever' type of personality that just makes you go all soft. ygwim ;n; i wish i could elaborate but both boys just devastate me in the same level and my friends pointed out that they were quite similar in some aspects.

jaemin used to send really long bbl messages :< like if there was anything he loved most it was nctzens and it was obv in his messages. speaking of dream, album repackage news today! idk what to feel bc my hot sauce albums haven't even arrived yet :D + i'm dead br0ke.

how do you even manage to read 30k TT__TT i cant handle long fics bc of my attention span :D also, yes, i found the user now, i'll check if i'll like their works soon. <33

YES YOU SHOULDVE BEEN THERE T_T what a day that was. i think seungmin is still sweet and active in bbl. not a single cent goes to waste with him. also i think i'll post the drabble some time this month.

and oml seungmin vs jake :o let's see how that goes O.O XDD

clickity-clackity AHAH do you have a mechanical keyboard? :c i wanted one too but i haven't got around to saving up for one. but yes indeed, typing asmr v relaxing \m/

sunny hyuck day, fullsun sunday, fullsunday T_T feels were very strong that day. i kept seeing edits on my twt tl and i would just s o b : D i've only stanned nct for a year but i've seen him grow so much i just wanted to crie i love him sm :') yk my mom didn't cook spaghetti for my birthday, but she cooked for hyuck's? : D

and i checked ur recs blog and indeed, full of nct T_T

also have i mentioned that your desktop thing amuses me so much HAHAH i got confused for a sec if i had twt opened or tumblr. plus, i've been wanting to mention that i noticed that our mobile themes are opposites. black and red, white and blue. it's cute XDD <3

help, people have been telling me that our asks are long but i highkey love it. i added a ‘keep reading’ for the mobile users though, sorry in advance hh.

honestly, both works. tiny font saves space but regular font does more justice for my poor eyes haha. its your call!

hybe comebacks :( yeah enhypen got lucky because they came back right before cb season so they got three wins (yay)! on the bright side, txt just got their first win and bts has six wins, so it all works out i guess. omg yes, the streaming thing is perfect. i stan like 20 groups so i have a never-ending cycle of filler mvs and its always so helpful. ooh for the final performances - you wont regret watching any of them! literally wild, kingdom's budget and talent are wild.

ooh, I don't watch any cdramas lmao. i want to but i can barely finish kdramas. if its a movie ill watch it! ive never heard of more than blue but ill check it out <3 where can i watch it?

yes yes i have just realized that sungchan is yujin's co-mc! i watched their special stage (which is literally adorable) and was today years old when i realized that the dude is sungchan pls. nct hollywood was so unexpected and i still have mixed feelings about it now. LMAO JUST ASIANS LIVING IN AMERICA...help. that would be interesting (?) but the concept reminds me of those horrendous awesomeness tv shows. lets hope sm pulls this off well and proves me wrong. lmao all 4 units coming back would probably happen, but i hope none of them get overworked :( i constantly feel like mork lee has four clones :'( also...sm filed bankcruptcy??? dang, what happened?

ugh omg yeah shotaros talent is seriously being wasted in the basement right now. as for fires, scary T-T i wasnt that fazed by them until the australia wildfires happened, and i learned about the consequences of fire and got really scared. its good that the entire mall didnt burn down though! although its weird that no one is opening it :( schools really need to tell us the difference between drills though, it might be dangerous for those rebellious kids.

yeah i just realized that the nct track is an endorsement which partly explains why i cant listen to it. the mv's visuals are stunning!! the set and people are so gorgeous aa i cant

oh yeah im not an atiny but i have acknowledged since 2020 that they have one of the best, if not the best stage presence and expressions on stage for 4th gen. i think their only worthy competitor would be stray kids actually. theyre truly one of a kind and all of them are cute especially that yeosang guy. i will definitely check out your song recommendations though!

oof the pd48 scandal is extremely complicated. to condense it in a few statements: all of the girls' rankings have been rigged since the very beginning and it was rumored that they already had their end group before the show even started. it was like this for pf48 and pdx101 (group x1) which was why x1 disbanded within a month of debuting, and izone were on hiatus for like 4 months. im not the best at explaining stuff like this haha, but i think you get it. you can check out yt or search up 'pd48 scandal', a ton of articles and videos. as for new groups, nothing has been made clear yet. theyve only made instagram handles for now and appeared on variety shows haha. as for acting career, hyewon was supposed to do acting but was forced to join pd48 so maybe she'll continue acting afterwards? nothing is confirmed yet!

lmao two similarities, its okay it counts. ah, true, i can see their similarities now that youve mentioned it, as well as how jeno is kind of like that. however, i am currently attached to jaemin so we'll see what happens from there hehe. i swerve easily.

jaemin on bubble grr, that would be a whole experience. from the bare minimum of vidoes ive seen for him wbk jaemin is so whipped for czennies. ah yes repackage! i saw the post on instagram and went to the comments to see everything screaming ‘iM bROke!’ and it was lowkey hilarious lmao. kpop is really trying to suck our money T-T.

ope the longest fic ive read is like...40k words i think? and it was by jeonginks. ill read anything eiko produces lmao, theres always so much substance in her work. ooh, tell me what you think of luvdsc’s stuff, i just finished binging their entire masterlist lmao.

seungmin vs jake yeah, i havent been catching up on skz enha content because im still obsessing over the dreamies but when that saga is over then im going to focus on my ults lmao (which might include dream soon, hehe).

yes yes i have a mechanical bluetooth keyboard that i use to connect to my computer! it literally sounds amazing lmao, its only 10am here but i feel like im going to doze off from the clickity clackitys already. i cant wait for you to get one! tell me when you do, we can match hehe.

hyuck is an aodrable brat please. hes like the best comedian of nct at this point, so hilarious and filled with variety i love him. he rose up my bias list pretty fast too. LMAO YOUR MOM IS SO COOL I LOVE HER ALREADY. if only my mom would cook for my ults’ borndays.

yes my rec blog is a mess right now, ill organize it soon haha.

omg thank you and yes my website theme is one-of-a-kind. even i get confused when i open it or edit it, and i constantly get comments about it. also i just realized our opposing theme colors and i love it! its adorable.