#itformedoutofspite

[smolbabbun]

I'm guilty of using the former, so this list is super appreciated!!! I'm a big fan of "I'm going to eat my shirt", personally.

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

i'm being so brave about it

fuck it we ball

god had to nerf me because i was too powerful

i'm too pretty for this

all according to plan

feel free to add on