#its a one shot type thing but its wild to me cuz i woke up from that dream the same way people do from nightmares in movies

[mymomsaiditwasaphase]

Always thinking about the fanfic idea that came to me in a dream and I've never written cuz idk how to word

[liluzivert]

2016 finished off with a bang, and it was truly wild.

Anyways so first I had to sneak out of my house which was easy because I’m so good at it now. So I get to my friend’s house and we start pregaming and by that time I’m already drunk cuz I’m a lightweight. my friends are getting ready taking their time and I’m just sipping and chugging while they are getting dressed up. Halfway my friend mom’s starts calling her and comes to the basement and the whole squad literally ran with the bottles and we hid behind the laundry machines because her mom doesn’t even know that we there or she was going out. 

so we are all done getting ready and we make our way to the club. In the line up we only waited like 2 minutes cuz my friend’s friend had a section with bottle service so we got in for free GAG! also some random nigga in front of me covered my coat check DOUBLE GAG! so basically i was in an awesome mood and was ready to have fun. we make our way to the section and its filled with mad niggas and thugs and these randoms girls dancing on them for drinks. i quickly take my helping before they realize that a bati boy infiltrated their ranks (cuz my friend described me as a ‘homeboy’ cuz he doesn’t like gays ASUHDUIHA). anyways once im done drinking and nearly faded i go on the dance floor and start dancing. tell me why i literally saw everyone that night, old coworkers, old friends, old classmates, even my CURRENT manager AUHDOSHUSHFHS. good thing im a cute and flirty drunk so i was all good. my friends thought that half of my old guy friends where like my tings and i nearly fell on the floor dying. 

also lowkey there was a lot of butch kweens at the club, like two kept looking at me, especially this kinda cute one with a big head but like he never approached me sadly. we do the new years count down and everyone is getting their kisses and im just standing there by myself and i look around and i see the butch kween with the big head standing by himself too looking at me. WHEW the tension. nothing happened though sadly. so its now officially 2017 and my friend kept trying to bring me back to the vip section but there was mad thugs and gangsters in their now and for me i was doing the most on the floor dancing so i basically outed myself or whatever and knew it wasnt a good idea for me to go in that environment. also i didnt even like the guy who invited us there so i was okay to stay on the floor while my friends went back in there. also mind you most of the niggas in that section were like grown (late 20s and 30s) and most of the girls where fresh 18 to 20. my friends ended up going back to the section so i just stood around the bar a bit. some guys approached me and it was very much a friendly ting like everyone kept asking me where i got my shirt from and it was very much a lowkey flirt ting. also this uncle approached me and asked me how old i was DHAOHDOA oh shook then he left when my friend came back. 

my friend introduced me to her cousin/uncle and he was nice to me and he wanted to buy me and my friend a shot. of course i couldn’t say no to more free drinks so we tried to call the bartender but white fish was so stingy and rude and kept ignoring us. i kept my cool but my friend and her cousin/uncle whatever he were both like “yo homegirl”, “bitch!”, and i was honestly screaming. anyways we finally get her attention and she goes off on us telling us to wait when we have been there the longest and we were actually buying drinks. anyways another 10 minutes goes and my friends cousin calls her again and she literally lost her mind and starting screaming and she ran off somewhere. i was honestly confused and wonder where she went. next thing i know my friends cousin gets grabbed by like three bouncers and the club owner is in front of us and the bartender throws a glass at all three of us, the glass she threw at me had alcohol too so im drenched. the way the bouncers grabbed him was so aggressive and they grabbed him by the neck and literally it was brutality. my friend starts swinging at the bartender and ends up hitting the club owner and i had to grab her and we went to go hide in the crowd. we ended up dodging the attention but literally everyone saw what went down ADIHAIDHDAIHD. my friends cousin got thrown out and arrested and i felt so bad cuz he just wanted to buy me and my friend a drink.

so we continue to dance and have a good time and eventually the club is finally over. we try to look for our ride in the vip section cuz she was there all night dancing on those old ass niggas and we couldn’t find her. she was literally DRUNK like when she gets drunk she forgets who she is...... anyway we are just looking for our ride and like half way i get tired and just stand trying to collect my thoughts and get the details for the after party. next thing i know some random somali guy is in front of me and he asked me if i was somali, and i said yes. he then asked me if i was gay and i said yes. nigga went off and starting calling me khaniis and giving me all types of lectures and cussing me out. THE GAG OF IT ALL? he was DL. 

anyways we go outside the club now and our ride is still nowhere in sight. next thing i know these guys are all fighting and like it literally turned into a brawl. some guys even took out their belts and starting whipping each other with them. meanwhile the temperature outside is like -10C (20F or whatever) and its mad icy and snowy outside. so all these goons are sliding and slipping around. the fight was so funny until someone starting shooting and literally everyone scattered like roaches. the police also came and everyone was trying to escape. i manage to find a friend and get a ride with them and also i find out that the after party was canceled (what a flop) and make my way home.

by the time i got home it was 5am and i hide to sneak back in the house through the garage and changed into my pajamas and my mom saw me and asked me what i was doing downstairs. i told her i was just doing laundry for work tomorrow and managed to get away with this old wild ass night. i also woke up at 8am the next day for work. RIP me and my hungover body.