#its like taking an alien invasion plot (quints) but instead of aliens its just some dudes

[arseniccattails]

the funniest kind of "get the autobots and decepticons to work together fic" plot is the one where neutrals gang up on them both. because. hfjhjwfweuihw ok many reasons for this. bear in mind I'm fucking sick right now and very stupid.

a) it turns out the decepticons were right, it's bad to protect civilians. jhdqejqweegqj? weirdest possible Moral Of The Story.

b) personally I feel like. it would not go very well. even when bots and cons whittle each other down to small numbers, those small numbers are like antibiotic resistant diseases. you think Starscream is gonna get got by a neutral who was hiding in a bunker for three million years? I don't think Bee can physically die unless he's in close proximity to at least five mecha who will be strongly impacted by his passing. these guys have been personally survival of the fittesting for millions of years. maybe they could pick off some newer mtos, which would mostly just serve to make everyone very mad.

c) they're still called neutrals when they're acting as a third military faction lmfao??