#its really just the fucking hooker! thats sending me but you know how it is

[etoilesbienne]

i am very aware its because the automated translator has something against spreen in particular but holy fuck sometimes the stuff it spits out makes me lose my mind for some reason. hooker!

[gutmeats]

Fuck It i am going to talk about my lovelink mcs now <3 i was kinda waiting for someone to send an ask but actually i dont care for waiting to see if something will ever happen

this is pel

and this is harvy (i havent drawn him yet so hes a sim)

abouts under the readmore bc i just know its gonna be kind of long

pel is in his 40s, and hes a welder and an artist. he can also do a bit of electrical work but he sticks with welding bc its what he likes best. his full name is michael-tyler pelman & hes a middle child with A Lot of siblings (im not gonna say the exact number bc me and my friends like to play fibbage 3 as our characters to help flesh them out and i want to drag out using his number of siblings as much as i can <3)

hes the mc i play as to romance sheng, oliver, mamoru, and dr vile and i consider him romancing them all one at a time to be one universe (theres canonical multiple universes right??????). the story that i have is that he dated sheng up until sheng’s coronation, when he panicked and booked it from the airport bc sheng declaring his love for him on live tv was Too Much Too Soon, rebounded with oliver until the date where oliver ignores the safeword, wherein he punches oliver in the face and blocks him <3 mamoru was the next rebound and they were pretty close until the part where mamoru has to go to pallay, and pel admits that he was actually lying about not knowing anything about pallay bc he panicked and didnt want to admit He Boned The King Of Pallay And Then Ghosted Him and they decide to slow things down a little. and then all the stuff with dr vile happens <3 (im still trying to decide if pel should actually be the heir to meneki or not bc on one hand it doesnt make sense for someone with as many siblings as he does to be the heir but also at the same time i think itd be funny if the lost heir of meneki appears for a week, talks about how stupid he thinks monarchies are, and then fucks off to do evil shit in space) (also i do think that pel, vile, and mamoru would be a cute thruple <3)

ingrid, nicholas and garrett are also his li’s, but “non-canonically”

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Harvy is in his mid to late 20s, canadian (hes from vancouver, spent most of his time on hastings) , and an “ex”-hooker however unlike my boy avalon (who was a very classy gigolo and only did the weird stuff if the price was right), harvy will do the weird stuff for $10 and a burger from some shitty fast food place. (i feel like this song is a really good description of him). he also used to be a part of a gang but something happened and the gang leader helped him go into hiding. also hes trans <3 and has every sti <3 also a bunch of fake identities. like liam/min-jae, he changes his hair color every few weeks

his “canon” li is austin in the sense that hes the one that you match with, but bc of his history as a hooker who did the weird stuff he’s really into gross dudes while he does try to help austin out he has considerably more feelings bennie (the feelings being disgust and horniness <3). i think after he gets the dna evidence from bennie (which does not involve bennie getting stabbed but instead getting consentually laid) and turning it into the police, he convinces bennie to go into hiding with him by saying that he himself did sometihng to get the police on him and that he wants bennie to go to canada with him (harder for cops to do things when country lines are crossed). it does get austin off of death row. thats about as much of their story as i have planned out. mostly the whole point of it is sometimes its fun to write about fictional characters who r toxic to each other (meaning that. bennie and harvy r toxic to each other, his relationship with austin is pretty okay except for the unreciprocated feelings)

his noncanon lis are emmerson, liam, phillip, alex and mayyyybe tiros? im still trying to decide if i want to make a new charcacter specificially for tiros on account of you literally Cannot go back to sleeping with regular humans after being with a centaur. it wont be the same

[msbellucci]

i never wanted to befriend this bitch. the moment i stop talking to her, i get all of these texts saying my mans cheating on me and shit..and that my man talks shit about me..and just dumbass texts saying some dumbass shit. bitch its so obvious that its you sending me this shit....okay so this bitch is married to this armenian dude...and he happens to be related to one of my mans closest homies..so they met years ago. 3 years ago i met my mans homies cousin, and his wife. shes latina, so her and i would speak in spanish and she was whatever..she would talk about some way out shit and i would never really believe the shit she would say. because it was always so far fetched way out shit. five mins into my first conversation with her, shes telling me how she was a stripper cuz she had to provide for her son and herself..that she came here alone to this country. its crazy shes been here for like almost 20 years but doesnt have her papers. i know its a dificult process, and it reqiures a lot of money, but yeah..anyways it was a bit weird. she would always brag about having all these businesses. and she would tell me how she was on TV, and how she was a model..and im like girl...like she isnt tht pretty, not to be fucked up but she aint...shes shorter than me..and im 5'5"...models have to be hella tall, skinny, and beautiful..she would brag about how she was hella skinny and it was just weird af how every time her and i would run into one another, she would only talk about how she used to be a model, this tht and the 3rd.. and how she was on TV.. and in my head, im like bitch..you be tellin me the same exact shit everytime i fkn see your ass..like wtf??? do you feel that insecure around me that you gotta tell me some bullshit about you being a fake ass model everytime yu see me? really? -__- please bitch. shut ur dumb asss up. ive always disliked her and her man...her man is on drugs being a psycho causing problems for me. 3 years ago when my man and i were stayin in a hotel, we came out to our car in the morning and he had taken all the air out of our tires and scratched up our car. i was so pissed, i ran up on his wife to fuck her up but my man grabbed me. cuz shes a cop calling ass bitch. so yeah i never trusted those motherfuckers and my man kept giving her husband 2nd chances. and i would get into it with my man over it because i didny fkn like them...i dont forgive easily and i dont give out second chances easily..my mans different he does have a big heart but now he doesnt give a fuck about those ppl and he cut them off and we changed our numbers and im so fucking happy. that pathological ass lying hoe lies on me and my man and its disgusting and weird as fuck to watch cuz we aint never did nothing to this bitch and her family. if anything weve helped them. my man and i went out shopping one night and my man told the bitch, get anything you want...a normal ass girl, like me..would turn the offer down. i would say no thank you i appreciate it but i dont need anything, this bitch started grabbing shit and putting it in the cart and i was disgusted yo..im lowkey glad she did it cuz it shows her true colors. a hoe ass prostitute bitch.. thats what a prostitute does, lets some other dude buy shit for her..i know my man did it out of the kindness of his heart cuz he likes her husband and her kids so we just did it to be nice cuz we know they broke as shit. they couldnt afford their fkn business they rented out no more..theyve been telling us for a week they cant afford it and they gotta leave the spot...so we said, maybe we will pay the rent and open up our own business llike a smoke shop or some shit. my man and i called up our business partners to come down and look at the spot, and they loved it. when they went down, this hoe and her man started to get all fkn territorial sayng "oh this is our business we arent gonna leave it,,blahblahblah" like they flip the script so fkn quick and it was lame af on their end. they looked stupid as fuck. so i blocked the bitch..and my man stopped talking to her husband. we dont kick it with no fake flip flopping ass hoes. anyways. a couple nights before this happened, this dumb hoe asks me and my man "do you really think my husband loves me?" bitch if u gotta ask other ppl if ur own man loves you...then youre not confident in ur relationship, or with urself..and he probably doesnt love you...when she had asked that..i didnt really know how to answer her. my man said "well hes cheated on you...youve caught him in the bathroom of a casino gettin his dick licked on, you caught him in a hotel with 3 naked bitches...when you love someone, you don't cheat on them." thats what my man had told her..and then two nights later..the shit with the business went down..i started to get messages from a weird number saying "oh ur man cheats on u he goes to hotels with hookers and talk shit about you.." HAAHHAHA nice try hoe but my man is always with me...shes so fkn jealous because my man and i have an honest relationship, we are loyal to one another and idk why she cares so much and shes gonna text me dumbass shit..i got more texts from another number, saying simaliar shit, but this time the person texting me was speaking so highly of tht hoe ass bitch saying "oh you should talk to her she is so perfect and has a good character." like bitch you legit just burned urself out...its YOU sending me this dumbass shit..i changed my number..because im done. the 2nd batch of messages i got, my man run upstairs to their apartment and started to kick their door, telling them to open the fuck up..my man almost grabbed her husband by the throat..because theyre just tryna get between me and my man and thats so fkn dumb to be honest..its ridiculous how much of a low life this bitch is...

[sophiainspain]

Morocco

I’ll be super basic and start this next post by saying I just got back from the most amazing trip of my life. When I jokingly and sarcastically say something was life-changing, I never thought that its almost offensive to the times that I will encounter a genuinely life-changing experience.

The 40 of us all abroad in Granada were split into groups of about 15 people, and my entire group was full of people that I had either only heard of, or had never met in my life. Still, we knew we had to be friends before for four straight days we were going to be inseparable, naked, and really, super smelly.

The first day, while driving from Tangier to Rabat, we stopped on the way to ride some camels and it was absolutely electric.

After that quick, and somewhat random pit stop, we split up into groups of 2 or 3 and were assigned to different homestays with Moroccan families that we would stay with for two nights. My house was so beautiful, with a wide open main area, and rooms with only curtains as doors where the bedrooms were. Our host mom on the second day dressed us in traditional Muslim robes and hijabs, and I have never felt more like a bean, but also super ~*cultured*~.

It was around dinner the first night that I realized Moroccans eat legit only carbs, which was a fantastic realization for me, seeing as I only eat carbs to begin with, but going multiple days without any type of vegetable was a little tough on the digestive system; I learned quickly why Moroccans usually don’t have actual toilets and squat over a hole. (I will be investing a squatty potty, I actually had the most amazing poop of my life in Morocco, and had no issues telling my group so I guess I can also tell my parents via this post seeing as they’re probably the only ones who will read it, and if this isn’t my parents, I was joking, girls don’t poop).

The second day, we adventured around Rabat with Moroccan students who spoke amazing English, one girl told me she was taking English classes for a year, and was fluent af. Impressive? Sure. Moroccans are so cool. 

We also went to the mausoleum of some old Moroccan rulers. It was absolutely beautiful, and every corner of the place was covered in guards on horses, or holding Moroccan flags, and a man sitting in the corner next to one of the coffins reading the Quran. 

If you’ve read this far, you deserve to know about the most amazing experience of my life, that made me realize how lucky I am to have a functioning shower with water that comes out from above on its own, but also made me realize that people can be so cool. We went the the hammam, which is a traditional Moroccan bath, where most people shower once a week in. Picture a sauna with tons of little spouts that pour water into buckets, in which you take a then smaller bucket and dump the water all over yourself, scrub yourself super clean with an exfoliating glove, and try not to make direct eye contact with any other woman’s nipples.

My group all decided before going inside that we were going “Nips Out.” We entered the hammam, stared at each other awkwardly and then said “fuck it” and all stripped off our shirts. It was super awkward in the beginning, analyzing each others nipples and pointing out the insecurities that we all felt about ourselves and realizing that everyone else had them, too. But once the woman working there told us to line up against the wall and proceeded to dump water all over us anyone that would have still felt uncomfy and covering their boobs immediately let their guard down, as one does when an overweight Moroccan woman with saggy boobs dumps water on you, tells you to lay down on a table, scrubs off every inch of dead skin (including your butt crack) and then sends you off to another fat naked woman who cleans your hair for you. I love my mom, but her head scratches are nothing compared to Fat Naked Saggy Boobed Moroccan Lady #2.

The next step was to lay face down on the floor that had to have been absolutely saturated with our dead skin that had flown off our bodies at a velocity equivalent to the Concord. Moroccan Lady #1 then stood on top of me, aggressively rubbed the back of my body, paying extra attention to my feet once I started hysterical laughing, and then told us to flip over. I then went to second base with her, I know our nipples made contact with each other and I’m not sure if I should tell my boyfriend because I think that’s cheating?? My boobs literally got massaged and this woman did it like there was no issue with just rubbing an oiled up, half naked, 20 year old girl. I guess that’s her job, though, and I’m kinda jealous she gets to hang naked in a sauna all day.

The third day we travelled to Chefchauen, which is a super touristy city thats all blue, and got harassed by men trying to sell us weed. Our tour guide told us not to buy it otherwise we’d end up in a Moroccan jail and he said he didn’t feel like bailing us out, which is pretty understandable. Our hostel had a gorgeous rooftop and my entire group stayed up late talking and also celebrating one of our friend’s 21st birthday. We weren’t allowed to drink for it because in Morocco, apparently the only people who drink are sad middle aged men and they only go to bars to find hookers. Our tour guide again warned us not to go to the bars, because as much as he didn’t feel like bailing us out of jail for weed, it would have been a little bit worse to bail us out for potentially being prostitutes. Again, understandable.

The rocky boat ride back to Spain was the only thing that went wrong with our trip, but the nausea that consumed me while I was inside was disintegrated the second I stepped out onto the outside deck to get fresh air and saw the cloudy views of the Moroccan mountains slowly leaving us. Definitely was sad, but then returning home to my host mom in Granada to a freshly made salad and omelette as well as new bedsheets that just say “strawberry” on it was super worth the fact that I had to leave the most beautiful, confusing, and weird country I’ve ever seen. The whole time felt like a Wes Anderson movie, and for those of you who know me, Wes Anderson movies are life goals, so you could say I’m living the dream. 

[atomickrakatoa]

Episode 7 - “And I have no idea what a Willa is.” -Chips

Bryce

I guess Liana voted me? how odd. Colin voted Nicholas I presume but uh me and Quillynn lived which is all that matters tbh! Im happy that we get to live another round I was scared(pumpkin)

Colin, from the grave

fuck these hoes

QuilLynn

So.. I survived tribal! I'm super happy that we were able to get out Colin, as much as I love him as a person and would have wanted to work with him under different circumstances it was the only thing that made sense. Basically Bryce and I put ourselves in a position where we were the swing votes between Colin leaving and Nicholas leaving. Although there were benefits with both options, we knew that Colin would be harder to convince to also vote out Liana if we lose again, and we feel safer (for now) with Nicholas. At this point I feel great, I don't want to sound cocky, but I now just don't see either Bryce or I leaving before merge! 

Dana

Hello Dads and lovers! I don't have too much to say about the game, except the tea is that i'm ready af to merge. The fastest way to kill me is to make me go to tribal on this tribe. Chips hates me, Jay O knows about my friend group premade, and Kelsey is inact af. Zach and I want to convince Kelsey to vote with us, but umm basically i'm going to pressure him into playing some advantage. I'm going to make him king of paranoia and tbh it won't be hard. Also i'm an actual slut for letter # like i crave it. So thanks hosts!

Trixie

hi my tribe is gonna lose this challenge xx

**Malam loses immunity**

Bryce

We got 2nd in immunity thats iconic. but im afraid ppl will see me as a threat but like.... I had to score since quillynn and liana did nothing and nicholas wasnt on much.Im just happy we won and are one step closer to merging where i can try to meet back up with bryan!

Bryan

So me and trixie fought our hardest but we still weren’t able to win. EMPHASIS ON ME AND TRIXIE AND NOT OUR ACTUAL FUCKING TRIBE! THESE BITCHES DIDNT DO JACK SHIT! I was talking to trixie about it, how we are fighting the hardest when we aren’t even the ones at risk and they don’t even care. But the votes are probably going to be heading towards Willa.

Zach

WE WON IMMUNITY! WIG! I expect Trixie to use her idol that I provided her... my impact. I shouldn;t have, and I kind of regret it but I don't. It's weird. I want merge to come pleASEeee

QuilLynn

One step closer to merge! My team of icons won immunity again! Although, to be honest I didn't really try or participate, because I would rather us go to tribal again. We have the numbers on our tribe to vote out Liana and I want to do that before we get to merge and she just acts as Chips' double vote advantage. 

Trixie

My tribe loves going to tribal apparently! We’ve lost/come close to losing every single challenge that I’m praying to the furby gods for a mercy merge. 

Being a villain, naturally I have satan on my side. Although I had described zachary rae as being an angel, he’s more akin to a devil because he’s left me a gift that I don’t know what to do with yet. I feel like I have Bryan and Christian down to vote Willa. Willa, on the other hand, thinks we’re going to vote Christian and is “willing” to go to rocks, which is a big fat lie imo. I feel like he’s going to try and flip the heroes on me, and I’m hoping they won’t listen. After all, I do a lot more for my tribe than he does. 

I’m always worried something will happen, and I don’t wanna be that fool who plays the idol when unneeded, but I also don’t wanna be the bigger fool who goes out while holding one. help

Willa

I'm being voted off is this necessary 

Chips

Alright, so the challenge was the one where you get letters and then you make words from them. In general, I'm pretty decent at it... but also I never have any time online for that sort of challenge so I saw if I could sit out... and I did. http://imgur.com/dYxDGuG.gif And then I wasn't added to the chat or whatever so I was kinda in the dark about our team's score (which is odd, because I believe that in the show when they sit out they are still at the challenge) but I was hoping that we could be successful and not have tribal. Then the results were posted and our team was number one! So no tribal! And the marshmallow tribe is going to tribal... https://68.media.tumblr.com/744c19eadd3d19f73b4dfece4e0ae798/tumblr_olvj861Lu01u2ragso1_500.gif On that tribe are Bryan, Christian, Trixie, and Willa! Bryan I'd like to stay because I think he's most likely to work with me in a situation where we are reunited. Christian is here and there, but would likely stick with me as well. Trixie is basically QuilLynn so if she were to go it wouldn't be bad for me. And I have no idea what a Willa is.

Bryce

I hope Bryan plays his idol

Christian

I don't know why Willa doesn't like me, when I've never spoken to him or even played a game with him. Unless he friends with someone in the community that hates me lolol. I lowkey feel like he has an idol, and I'm gonna get idoled out. But I guess we will see. If I do go tonight, I'm not mad about it. It is what it is. But once confessionals are released, Willa feel free to tell me why you have it out for me. Ctfu 

Liana

I'm so glad we won because if we proved anything the last tribal, it's that this tribe is a mess.

Jay

I just got out of work ahhhhhhh!!!! Anyways im super happy my tribe pulled out a win because i did NOTHING in the last challenge. I've worked for the last 4 days so i was either at work or tired af during the challenge. Hopefully (!!!!) That changes and i can start pulling my weight.

**Willa is voted out, round 8 begins**

Bryan

Lol at Willa thinking we were going to rocks when in actuality he was going

Kelsey

The sitch is that once again; the foxy lady gets to stay~! I feel very grateful that I was able to stay out of tribal the last week. This streak of safety is sooooooo nice to rely on and now...we're heading into the top TWELVE of the competition! I can't say I ever saw myself making it to this stage of the game and gosh...merge can't be far away! At this point, I just want to break away from this sort of "tribe" game and I just want to get started on playing in the final traction of the competition! You know what? I DESERVE to make it to the end and, at the very least, I deserve to FIGHT for it. On this tribe, I do believe I've tightened my relationship with Dana as well as with Chips. And if I do have to vote someone off, I'm quite comfortable switching over with the villains to eliminate Jay as I trust him less than Zach. I just...I feel CONFIDENT! I feel so ready to keep going! I'm filled with excitement and I just wanna- I want to be in the heat of it again soon enough! I said this earlier, but they're going to have to rip and TEAR me away from the crown and I'm pumped to fight for it! Send home the next hooker already, I'm raring to go! And THAT'S all there is to it~! But who are you pointing at? -Kelsey V Mikaelson #TeamIBelieveInYall #TeamBEES #RIPColin #RIPWilla

Bryan

VL DR: YA BOY SLAYED THIS DAMN MAZE! "Hard AF maze" YEA RIGHT

**Malam loses immunity again**

Bryan

JKNFCDBEJLWBFCHJLBWEHJCLBHWJBC I GOT FIRST PLACE AND THEY BOTH GOT LAST!! THIS IS SOO DAMN FRUSTRATING!!! but i dont want to vote out Christian or trixie. Christian has been loyal to me. and trixie is so nice. i have my idol and i want to use it but i also dont. im afraid trixie might flip christian on me. and thats scary. 

Zach

kisses we safe xx kay now i'm expecting trixie to idol, considering i think bryan/christian are friends. whom will she vote? idk?

later...

I kind of feel really good on my tribe. I do want merge though cause I think it may get more interesting. It's kind of bitter sweet because A) It's SUPER boring tribal wise rn, but that's because of B) my ass ain't going to tribal - and i wanna keep it like that!

QuilLynn

We won immunity (well second place but w/e we’re safe!) that means we’ve probably made it to merge which I’m super excited about! We still have Liana, but her joining up with chips might make her and more importantly chips easy targets. I like them both but see 0% chance of us working together in this game at this point so they’ll definetly be the first people that i’ll be wanting to take a shot at. 

Bryan

Ok so. Christian thinks I’m voting trixie. And trixie thinks I’m voting Christian. Or there is this epic blindside coming. But I’m leaning more towards keeping trixie. I can def count on Christian to be a loyal goat but I know trixie has the skill to be able to make big moves with me.

Bryce

Um liana ditching last second was scary but we won so im happy. Malam keeps losing so its awk LOL. But im happy me and quil are safe with nicholas

Liana

Haha, Malam sucks. Enjoy tribal!

Christian

I'm pretty sure I'm gone tonight lol. There's not much to say, considering there's only three of us left on our tribe. Everything is just open I guess. 

Bryan

VL DR: Trixie is such a troll. I was wondering why she never goes on video chat. But i know now. She is one of the trolls from that shitty animated movie so called trolls. 

**Christian is voted out and round 9 begins!**

[survivekohsai]

Episode 5 - I Just Want To Go Chill On The Beach With My Friends ~ Quillynn

THIS TRIBE IS FUCKING UGLY OH MY GOD  IM GONNA SCREAM. *screams* dana Im going to kill you and yes I blame dana for everything. Anyone, putting me on a tribe IN THE MINORITY  and on a tribe with ryan of all people... well might as well just dig my grave now. Like rest in peace regan. May 28th, 1998- October 2nd 2017 rip

I'm glad this is happening. We have the comp beasts besides Regan on our side, AND we also have Akito. So it's tit for tat. Hopefully we can have some Yala tribe alliance going. However, I like Jackson. He's seems really nice. Also Jordan can go because he hates us all so bye. And why did Ry block Akito? I now love that they mutinied.

wow i mutiny'd, blocked this whole tribe, didn't use my idol and still stayed during tribal. lol 

So I talked big during the voting confessionals. AND GUESS WHO JOINS!!! Bryce... AINT THAT NICE but tbh i talk big yet i cant help myself but now I have to lie about certain people because i need to build trust and relationships.

I swear to god if they send Jordan Means to Exile im quitting because people should want him gone ASAP!!!! He's a target in everyone's radar and if he makes it to the end like god almighty it's like Drew All over again.

*clap* I hope we win!

Okay havent done one of these since the swap but here goes. I am not happy with this swap because even tho i have raf as an ally im not really liking not being with richie and regan seeing as how they actually do well in challenges. Luckily the other tribe still has a bunch of inactives but regan and richie have shown in the past that they can solo carry a chalenge so im worried. Especially since trixie wanted to go to exile and then wouldnt let us send regan. i was away at the time and it sucks because i really think we should have sent regan or richie so they couldnt compete instead of quinlynn who idk if they are really playing. Luckily the challenge is something im not bad at so maybe I'll do well. Plus we did  win reward by a landslide so maybe the other tribe will bring regan and richie down. speaking of the reward i think some people like erased their names last minute which is sus but w/e!! We still won. But im looking to make something with jackson and raf because i like them both and maybe rtp but i feel like raf and him wont work together idk?

Im going to miss kelsey and linus but fuck regan and jordan lol! I don’t even care game wise i just want to go chill on the beach with my friends~

The curse is broken!!!! Final 13 and possible Merge is coming!!

Hi I'm Jackson and this is my fifth confessional.

I'm not going to to tribal!! Thanks to a tribe swap that basically gutted old Rayong (leaving only me and Akito left), new Rayong won reward AND immunity and THEN we gained Quillynn from a mutiny! this is the best shit ever because now Ryan and Jordan (who i don't want to play with) are stuck on a losing tribe with Regan (who I've heard can be temperamental) and it's going to drive them up the wall. Hopefully Jordan's wasted idol play will come back to bite him and he'll get voted out because I would still prefer that Kelsey and Linus survive. Anyway I've gotten to know pretty much everyone on the new tribe except for Eric and Ryan T., who seem nice but haven't really been responsive to me except for in the group chat. If we lose, I'd kinda like to see one of them go but to be honest I'd be fine with riding a series of wins until the merge. Okay bye I'm procrastinating too much

i hate..... everything i was on a tribe that didnt lose a single challenge, i didnt have any 1 on 1 private conversations or relationships with anyone on the tribe but we all got along well and had worked well as a group so i was satisfied.... then yall swap and now im on a tribe of 7 where 5 of the people were from the flop tribe so not only am i in the minority but i'm in the minority where the majority was on a tribe that couldnt win a challenge to save their lives so unsurprisingly we lost this immunity and now its time for tribal with people who ive never talked to :) :) :) quillynn mutinied so thats one less person to have to worry about but still it could easily be a 4 vs 2 vote and the 1 person from my original tribe is regan who i love dearly shes truly one of the most iconic people of all time but in my list of people who are reliable game strategists i can count on to come up with plans and bounce ideas off of shes not necessarily someone i can do that with...... i did talk to Ryan a little bc we were on the same starting tribe before he mutinied so i got some light tea from him regarding the dynamics of the other tribe and he said that the alliances on the pther side were a 5 person alliance of akito, Jackson, quillynn, Kelsey and linus versus tyler, isaac and jordan.... tyler and isaac are gone so jordan stands alone from that minority group + its kinda weird that quillyn mutinied onto a tribe where original yala has the numbers especially since she was on a tribe with linus and kelsey who ryan said she was in an alliance with????  but maybe shes closer to akito and jackson + the other tribe is full of the people who kept winning challenges so idk but regardless idk whats going to go down for this vote but im annoyed that im on a tribe with a bunch of people who suck and im miserable

I AM A CHALLENGE GOD!! NO MATTER WHAT TRIBE IM ON I WILL BE INVINCIBLE BET EVERYONE WANTS TO BE ME HUH. jk omg im so glad to be on this tribe thats winning. people joining this tribe? not cool.... hope Q is nice tho. I feel like jackson is a threat tbh but like im gonna idol myself and vote him when we lose so watch out

I don't even know what to say. Tribe swap, sure, now that Akito and Jackson are both gone, I'm stuck with an angry Jordan, an unsure Linus, Quill who's just...THERE and these new people. Richie seems very close to me and I do feel confident talking with him and then there's Regan...girl. I feel very shaky around Regan. She's hit or miss, and when she misses, she misses pretty badly...but eh, I'll work with what I've got. Now, going into the tribal, it would be spectacularly easy to vote out Quill because of her absences but I'm the LAST person to judge on that area so...it's hard. Now that Jordan is rather distant from me, I could easily vote him out but I really do want to be in the end of the game with him and I want us to do as swell as possible. Out of everyone...I don't know. I'd rather vote for Ryan. But GOD. I have been to FIVE. BLOODY. ELIMINATIONS. IN A ROW. Geez LOUISE, I hate that this is happening. Girl, I'll do whatever it takes to get the crown, don't get me wrong...but WHY is this HAPPENING?!? I can't keep doing this...I really can't. My tribe has GOT to pull it together. It's testing me, I'm really ready to just go off on everyone for their lack of trying. I know that I TURNED this last immunity out so...WHAT'S the tea??? I just hope that I will just get a week to SIT and RELAX with these people. Because currently, there's no time to talk about life, we have to cut hookers WEEK after WEEK and it's...tiring. Girl, I can't even tell you where I'm going this week. Hopefully, straight back to camp. Let's give it everything we got.... *sigh* And THAT'S all there is to it~! W-We've got to win eventually...right? -Kelsey V Mikaelson

I am glad we won the challenge because honestly, I didn't really know my position in the tribe and whether or not I could be a target. Everyone seems so social and I wouldn't be surprised that most of them are in alliances without me.

I am happy Quillynn is back with us? But also I feel like I have to stick with Jackson's Alliance... despite me wanting to make moves but looking at how this game goes on forward. Trixie/Regan alliance is far more powerful then us. So if Linus and Kelsey are still here to the end, I may have to betray Quillynn and Jackson at that time. I hope I can make it through. 

hi im happy to be on a tribe with jackson and quil. boba tea + fish has arrived!!

So what the fuck do i even have to talk about...havent lost a fucking challenge yet which is awesome...and now ppl are mutinying to us...its getting interesting...im still being the old gramps and no one is even talking to me...but we will see how this goes lmfao

I hope these people vote me out because I don't like them and I threw the challenge because I don't like them.

Here's your confessional stop blowing up my inbox!!

Voting Confessionals

Meh whatever, I vote for Jordan

Kelsey was medevaced

[ravingraeven]

cool scify dream recap w brief threat of rape

idk how age??? worked??? Idk how old i was meant to be, i think 21 cuz i was alone/watching over what was suppose to be kt i/we kept refering to one man as papa but idk if that meant father or grandfather. The other man in this dream, i have NO idea how old he was. he looked like hopper tbh but darker skinned.. ANYWAYS It starts with me being really angry and storming up the road to this other home and being like ITS YOUR FAULT EVERYTHING IS YOUR FAULT FIRST PAPA NOW WHERE IS SHE? and the guy im basically pounding my fists on the chest of is like WHOA BACK OFF. This AGAIN? and then the woman he was living with (i dont think wife based on later events unless he really is just a huge scumbag) was like jfc shes down at the abandon house with my daughter if you just LOOKED I screamed I DID LOOK! storming down to this place i hear sirens of a FLOATING CAR storm past the street for a fire and the girls came screaming out of the house (they were like 10 not 16???) and i yelled at kt and told her to go home while she ran off and i was grumbling my way back home another neighbor, who somehow i knew was friends while asshole and my papa, told me he was surprised i didnt figure out papas car yet I said what? i'd been through papas car looking for proof several times. he shook his head saying "look, i believe you but thats now what i meant. play with the hatch." i dismissed it but later that night i went out to where that abandon how was and out front was this rusted, beaten down floating car (but it had wheels? older model?) and i climbed inside it, I looked around at some of the stuff. Pictures of some pilots with my papa and the two other men, with 2 more, some old money, ect ect and i reached behind me, opened an area and pulled on a thing that i thought irl would be for a trunk??? but the whole seat i was in popped and made several noises, i quickly pulled my arm back into me as the whole seat transformed into a 1 man, round.... hover orb????? thing??? that had an operating system similar to siri i was in shock that i never knew about this. i started looking through THIS hovers compartments for nothing. no notes. just more money. I remember groaning and going "papa why couldnt you leave me something useful?!" and the system asked me where i wanted to go. i told it to the assholes house (by name cant remember his name) but to stay high and out of sight. but they were all there. so i asked the siri system if it knew if he owned any other spaces. it came back with an office room at a place closer to downtown. I said lets go there

Now the city was fucking CRAZY??? we were was similar to my old homes little area but the CITY was hover cars and these TALL ASS glass buildings and you could see a port in the distanct with arching???? cranes???? his fucking office room was super high up. and i was like... uh.... just stay hidden here the best you can.... the orb opened a little rectengle in the front for me to step onto the seat and climb out of, i opened the red window and climbed onto this guys desk. The first thing i did was hop down and look for the door... which was... a panel on the floor? that was some kind of elevator that i deemed normal in this dream. I'd have to be careful and find another way out if someone tried to come in. i started by peeking around and couldnt really find any other spaces. a bathroom. a door i couldnt open. so i settled at the desk. normal stuff. what looked like a scyfi computer, a phone. drawers... so i start digging. i find pictures of my papas old flight crew with ofc his face cut or burnt or scratched out. and i find this weird flippy compartment on the side of the desk. like... think how those trashcans do the flippy thing, but its made to look flat until you touch it and i find MAJOR MONEY in there! but i got frustrated cuz none of this means he DID anything. when i hear the crancking ofthe elevator. i look and i cant see siri orb to jump back into so i just. perch myself on my hands and feet on the panel as it lifts up, he doesn't send it back down so i planned on jumping in it and going but he freezes with his hand above the phone and turns around and im just froze there like a fucking cat burgler suddenly the elevator panel drops and i slam to the floor (idar him dismissing it!) and he grabs me and slams me on the floor beside the couch beside the desk and under him "I could kill you! I could rape and THEN KILL YOU! NO one would know! no one knows of this place! How did you-!" and i'm screaming back "I don't care I DONT CARE WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY PAPA" when he stops and hears his phone ringing "I know better. you're staying here." he gets up and shoves open the door i couldnt open and gets ready to call the elevator, making it so it cant be used without someone coming in first "youre gonna stay here" "STAY HERE? YOU CANT KEEP ME HERE theyll wonder!" he laughed "Watch me. theyll think you took off in precious papas flight hover. Nice find, btw" and he leaves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i look around the bathroom more. find a tub in the same flippity trashcan mechanic. the open door is some kind of bedroom. but i noticed the sun coming up so i climbed back up onto the desk and pushed open the window "uh.... can you... get me?" and it comes out of some cloaking mechanic??? so i hop back into my orb, close the window and take off for home, hiding it back in the beat up car.

the next day i make it a point to cross paths with him, my chest puffed out, "oh nice to see you today. and lovely office by the way is that where you take your hookers?" and hes surprised for like .2 seconds that i got out but brushes it off

this is where my memory gets fuzzy about the dream but i know the last part its night so i hop back into siri orb and take off for the office to look more. i think i went there 1 other time and found him waiting for me so i didnt get to find much

i get there, tell siri to stay hidden and sneak by the windows so we can see whats going on, the windows are open this time! and he tosses something that bounces off my glass and lands just on the edge of the window "nice to see you again, got you something" I'm furious but i dont say anything or tell siri to uncloak. i see that its somekinda red pendent when siri reads aloud to me about some kinda checmical being dangerously high, fire is iminit. i panic, i uncloak while calling for police/fire crew and open the hatch, closing his windows and hes just SMIRKING AT ME i'm panicking and i point to the little flame decal on his window, which looking back on it he had to have put them there on purpose. he nods and just keeps this look like "youre worried about me" and im just panicking because.... i didn't know why and as i started questioning myself, i dismiss it and tell myself the police will be there all morning. "siri, wheres downtown?" she gives me directions, and turns, and i see the port as the sun is rising. I told her to go that way and i woke up