#ive been binging masterchef

[eclown4hire]

What if Niki but Masterchef

[wileys-russo]

Tbf, Ive been binging Masterchef and seeing all the places they go to and how beautiful they are, does make me wanna go there on holiday

There’s loads of gorgeous places, great food, very friendly locals, lots of positives! And some of the wildlife that aren’t spiders is very very cute

[futurist]

My fucking grandma has more vigour in her, and she's dead!

Gordon Ramsay

[sublimesublemon]

having been in a school where a reality cooking show was filmed puts a really funny spin on those kinds of scenes when i watch them. like, rn ive been binging masterchef, and just now they did a whole "the contestants returned to their hometowns for a week" thing, and there was a scene where one of the chefs (a teacher) was in her classroom, and ALL OF A SUDDEN GORDON RAMSEY SHOWED UP AND ALL THE STUDENTS WERE SHOCKED AND EXCITED AND WOW!!!!!

and like i know it's an ice cold take to say that reality shows are super scripted, but like. again, i was in a school where one of those took place, so it's just. extra funny to me, to know explicitly how it happens from the inside out

[velvetchen]

get to know me tag !! ✨

i was tagged by @flxwercafe thank u so much sweetheart!! 💖💖 

rules: answer the 30 questions and then tag 20 people 

nicknames? mer?? asdfjkn i have more w my real name but ,,, gender? genderfluid star sign? scorpio height? 5'2" .-. time? 7:37 am birthday? nov 3 favorite bands? in kpop - shinee, exo, vixx, snsd, nu'est, seventeen! out of kpop - hollywood undead, starset, nothing more, separations, skillet, and seafret, + karmin, totf and tsfh except theyre technically not bands they're duos but w/e favorite solo artists? not many in kpop but out of kpop i like zack hemsey, varien, seven lions, generdyn, aurora and rihanna song stuck in my head? uprising bc after i streamed elyxion i went back and binged all the old concerts asdfvjk and also the opening of elyxion where chen sings geu nalkkaji …. hoo boy i cant get over that!! last movie i watched? i honestly can’t remember smdnmnf i don’t have the patience to sit through movies :-/  last show i watched? masterchef australia 😶😶 when did i create my blog? almost 4 years ago??? wow i cant believe ive been on this hellsite for that long what do i post? kpop, humor posts, my fics, pretty pictures!! but um mostly kpop, i used to be an aesthetic blog  last thing i googled? polyprotic acids and bases (sdkfnsk i still dont understand) do you have other blogs? i have a poetry/aesthetic blog that’s under construction, a dead shinee sideblog and a dead bookblr lmao how do yall keep up with more than one blog!!! ;-; do you get asks? yeh sometimes but i take 367467 years to answer them im so sorry 😭 why did you choose your url? i wanted one with chen + something soft and my icon at the time was chen wearing a velvet jacket so there u go!!  following? i cleaned it up it’s at 1.8k now (lol looking at all of yall with < 1k following how do you do itttt) followers? 1.1k  favorite color? pinks & yellows but i also like sage green, grey and purple! red is ofc a classic, i love a nice orangey red  average hours of sleep? 5-6 heh u know what they say about “less is more” lucky number(s)? 9 do you play any instruments? i play the piano but not that often now :-/ i learnt for 10+ years and then quit  what am i wearing? yoga pants and a polo shirt (i’m a fashion icon, i know!) how many blankets do i sleep with? 1 ... 2 if u count the one i put down on the floor dream job? singer :((( i think i sing p well and i love love performing but i’m really shy adjsfdsk :(( otherwise astronaut? or professor? dream trip? china, damascus, maldives, kenya, seoul, iceland, peru! tbh anything with historic sites or interesting landforms bc i am a nerd ethnicity? south indian favorite song right now? love - taemin, run free - tsfh 

i tag (no way this is gonna be 20 people hahha): @whimsical-ness @romantichen @cuddlyjd @fuck-me-up-fam @cyberksoo @chensoo-l @sehunsface @ineedyixing @pcystation

sorry if u don’t wanna be tagged/you’ve already been tagged 🙊

[sergeantjbcrnes-blog]

james b. barnes; a headcanon list

i. he’s always arguing in his head. there’s at least three people up in his head, meddling his thought process with a lil spoon. there’s bucky, the old cranky man who coughs up memories from time to time. there’s the asset, who kicks in during red level situations. then there’s james, who’s just trying to buy some damn plums goddammit. 

ii. this causes strange arguments within himself. bucky hates winter. it brings in a cold draft that makes his bones ache, his feet hurt, his nose is always frosted. the asset likes the winter. in fact, as Russian, it's the only form of weather he knew for a long time. after all, cryo meant sleep right? james just wants plums and you don't get that shit in winter.

iii. for the record, vodka? horrible. poison. the soviets weren’t doing themselves a huge favour by making it cheaper than water - it’s just a cheap substitute to pesticide. he prefers bourbon (at least some part of his is still american.) 

iv. he doesn’t sleep. he doesn’t know how to sleep. cryo is the only form of sleep he’s known for close to seventy years and this is the longest he’s been out of it. he doesn’t know how to say it out loud because– it’s so stupid, dammit Barnes.

v. three knives. that’s the minimum he has on his person at all times. he’s perfected the art of sneaking them into public places. “’m sorry officer, prosthetic arm, y’know? sets off the damn scanners always. d’you wanna– yeah? thanks loads, officer” works like magic all the time

vi. that’s a glock in his pocket by the way. no, he’s not happy to see you. 

vii. blame it on the jewish mother but instead of buchanan, superstitions should have been his middle name. He still spits three times whenever someone mentions something horrific. He has a red thread tie around his human arm. He makes sure all the windows and doors are open at least an inch whenever he leaves the house. Let’s just all be glad he let go of the habit of pulling ears whenever someone sneezed.

viii. Masterchef US satisfies the reality drama queen budding inside of him. He secretly binge watches Masterchef Australia and GBBO but no one has to know. and hey, disney movies? so much better than the star spangled man with a plan.

ix. He named his Siri Dorothy, after that girl he almost fell for. We all know who he actually fell for. Off a train. From a mountain. 

x. on your left? yeah steve stole that right out of buck’s vocab. it was his version of watching your six during the war, when captain fucking america somersaulted straight into anything that shouted DANGER DO NOT ENTER with goddamn springs in his step.

[asgardianhammer]

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MasterChef is the only one I really keep up with out of Gordon's shows, but Hell's Kitchen will always be my binge-watch guilty pleasure lol

(( MasterChef is my baeeee ;n; i luv it so much. esp The Australian version it’s really amazing. ive been binge watching hell’s kitchen these past weeks to catch up and i’m just... annoyed af at it XD none of these people should be head chef anywhere, i can cook better than them and i’m not even exaggerating.