#ive decided her last name is Fitzsimmons btw

[jemwolf]

Hello friends I wrote in Cyrillic just for a silly joke that only like three of my friends will care about 😎

The proportions are... way off but trying to draw anything yesterday was such a struggle that I just called it good. I might try and fix it up digitally someday tho!

Anywho, the joke here is that Scout is originally Drachman (basically FMA's equivalent of Russian) and I headcanon that Patricia also knows some Drachman, so they just gossip right in front of people sometimes when they know they won't understand them.

Translation! (Big thanks to @mewi-or-lara so I didn't butcher it with google translate):

Scout: So Casther slept in Val's room last night.

Patricia: *gasp* No way-

(Also, if anyone else finds it interesting like I do, here's the pronunciation!)

Scout: I tak, proshloy noch'yu Kaster spal v komnate Vala.

Patricia: Ne mozhet byt'-