#ive had such writers block im such a let down guhegeroiger sorry world

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jon hamm  .  cis male  .  he/him .   /   that’s  conrad bernecker  walking  in  to  lakeview movie theater  -  you  know  ,  the  forty-seven year  old  psychiatrist  known  for  having attacked the camera-man at this wedding after his fiancé ran away  ?  having  lived  here  for  fifteen years  ,  their  neighbors  know  them  to  be  allocentric  &  adroit  ,  but  their  appetent  &  cosmopolitan  tendencies  shine  through  when  there  are  no  buses  in  to  the  city  . @30extra​

BASICS ; 

NAME.　conrad taylor bernecker 

ALSO KNOWN AS. con, conny 

ORIENTATION.　heteromantic / heterosexual

OCCUPATION.　psychiatrist

BIRTHPLACE.　new haven, connecticut 

CURRENT LOCATION.　lakeview, louisiana

RELATIONSHIP STATUS.   single

APPEARANCE ;

FACECLAIM.　jon hamm

EYES.　blue

HAIR.　dark brown / grey 

DOMINANT HAND.　left

HEIGHT.　six foot one

BUILD.　tall and broad, athletic but not toned

TATTOOS.　  a geranium flower on the right side of his rib in honor of his mother 

SCARS/BIRTH MARKS.　none 

AESTHETICS ; 

coffee rim stains on open book pages , plaid pajama pants , expensive colognes , plants in every room of the house , homemade pasta , political dramas , makeshift palettes on the floor made of all the blankets and pillows in the house , evenings spent in the dog park , ice cream bars 

before settling down as a psychiatrist in the sleepy little town of lakeview, conrad was devoted to research in his field. he has traveled to numerous countries to be a guest lecturer, give speeches, and attend conferences. its really something that the people who know him best know all about because he will never stop talking about it. or his plans to retire one day and travel the world by boat. 

anybody close to conrad is going to obviously know about the wedding fiasco that happened just a few months back. without a shadow of doubt it was the worst, most embarrassing moment of his entire life. it was also the first time he was in a situation where he lost complete control; he blew up in the chaos that ensued. the first crack in his calm and relaxed demeanor. 

he stands now as a testament to self love. he wears sweatpants to the grocery store now if he wants to. at least one day a week he makes sure he has no plans at all so he can take himself to the movies or to a nice dinner. he’s resolved to hit the world with a more “come what may” attitude and give up on trying to control every little facet of his life. he’s even started to let his grey hairs grow out instead of dying them like he us to.

conrad lives alone now with his dog, olive, whom he adopted just a month ago. she’s an excitable little german shepard puppy and pretty much his entire world as of late. while he’d never let it actually affect his work, a part of him can feel time slowing to a miserable halt when he’s with his last patient of the day and he’s so close to seeing her again. he takes a run with her in the morning and in the evening he takes her to the park.