#ive made this post befur

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tell me your classpects NOW so i can see how much of a fool i was

HAH. peons. watch this

oh also proffy m is a,,, something of life idk.

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nobody but me efur thinks abt how dibs furst alien contact was listening to the tallits . like befur he knew zim he heard those little bitches talking about curly furies. woag

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ok listen im about to make a post thatll only make sense to deranged people

dib is sollux if he was vriska if she was eridan. zim is jake if he was karkat. gaz is dave if he was jade. skoodge is tavros if he was terezi. red is dave again if he was equius. purple is roxy if she was kurloz. do mew understand boy

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I don't think I've ever seen any tallest x dib content before you, I'm curious about how you see them together and what made you ship them

theres like,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, maybe enough dib/tallestshipping art on deviantart to count on one hand purrobably. there was some ofur guy befur me doing it. and then theres like <10 on r34 paheal and xxx respectively and theyre all terrible

BUT

that is not what u asked abt

what MADE me ship them,,,,,,,,,, was an rp i have with my brother. we were just being sillay. fucking around. and then we found out and now its like really compelling to me actually and i started considering it in canon iz too and now im insane furefur. thanks id. couldnt have done it without u bro

how do i see them togefur,,,

to summarize: two fancy meangirls and their weird rabid feral dog they found on the side of the road that they found silly enough to keep around

ive made whole posts abt them befur but ill KEEP TALKING ANYWAYS bcs i love being enabled and they are unfurtunately my favorites </3 ((not the same thing as my otp or what i think the Best ship is,,,, thats obviously zadr but these three make me insane in a diffurent way))

to summarize again: they all SUCK

theyre terrible awful selfish people who wouldnt know what sympathy looked like if it slapped them in the face. at least two of those faces are purretty. dibs is not. uggo. sadly they bond ofur this which makes all of them worse. mostly dib. its not easy being worse when ur already a murderous space dictator

and then theres my insane hc about both of the tallest but especially red being defective,,, there is So Little basis fur it in the show but ive somehow extrapawlated "catholic guilt purreacher boy" out of red and i at least think it makes him a little more inch resting

dib being his manic demon nightmare boy, of course

and purple,,,,,, is just the hedonist. he doesnt care much fur anyone ofur than himself, but those two can stick around he Guesses,,,,, if they entertain him enough. and he even hasnt thought about the pawssibility of being without red

dib, meanwhile, is a stupid fucking idiot. this is a pawertrip fur him. his ego could not be bigger. which is saying a lot when he was already an egomaniac befurhand. but i mean. if I was tolerated by the most pawerful people in the mewniverse id be a little smug about it too. he keeps purrojecting his Thing with zim on them but to a lesser degree though, since theyre Evil Aliens and hes the Hero to Stop Them. except he goes on a Heroic Tirade™ detailing how hell defeat their evil plans while literally hanging out on the couch with them while purple flicks cheeseballs at his huge forehead ((hard to miss!))

mew enabled me so this is what mew get

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can i have some information on sacrilegious? Is it a dib with 2 irken paks? or your own guy with 2 paks? whos paks are they? etc...?

i love their design but im a bit lost on the basics of who they are :)

breaks knuckles

ive done a whooole post abt sacril befur but since u asked so nicely i will go insane here instead. mew dont mind do mew?

sacrilegious ((not his actual name, but just what i call him. but dont ask him what his name is beclaws theyll give mew 3 diffurent answers)) is a horrible wretched abomination born furom dibs complete inability to get to the "acceptance" part of the 5 stages of grief

and also comes furom a very long extensive currently year-old au in which purroceeding zims disappearance the tallest get saddled with Dealing with Him instead. things are learned, furiendships are made, the three of them are the worst polycule this side of the mewniverse and no one can stand them beclaws theyre legitimately purrobably the worst people mewll efur meet. they make eachofur worse.

i cannot put into one post let alone one paragraph how much lore there is and how much these idiots genuinely mean to eachofur fur as much as they also despise eachofur

anyways then the tallest get assassinated and mew know what happens next

and thats how sacrilegi are made

hes like zib but infinitely better

and also all 3 of them are completely conscious. whoops. they have that to deal with on top of the constant insatiable hunger fur irken and human blood. maybe a vampire + 2 tallest wasnt the best idea

mostly this means that they argue with eachofur fur 4 hours straight ofur which outfit to wear and also literally efurrything. and are very very unstable and unpurredictable and insane and efurry synonym mew can think of. its hard being 3 people when mewre 1 guy ((although to be more specific, dib has 60% control and the ofur two share 20%. when they work togefur to furce dib to get donuts its a real pickle))

and theyre still tallest! theres no rules that say a dog cant play basketball, so now theyve gotta rule ofur all these motherfuckers while dealing with eachofur and also decimating the local drone pawpulation

i could say so so so so much more but im already rambling atp sooo if mew have more specific questions feel furee to send those too ✌

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Do you have any headcanons about Tak?

heres my sad sorry confession:

if i dont get capital a Attached to a character i do not think about them much. characters can become Attached ((fur example, believe it or not i hardly thought abt the tallits too much befur i went insane)) but as of right now tak is not that

its not like i dont have headcanons! but the few i had, ive already posted a long time ago

nobodys done tak right, nobodys made her blorbo to me yet