#iz it turns out i actually don't like ed so im gonna beat the shit out of him with a whip this is fine cuz stede prob wont like it
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Obsessed with the idea that Jack going off to fuck with Ed and Stede was a favor to Iz and not like any care to Ed at all. Sad emotional baby Izzy shows up crying and touching candles and Jack's like "yup whatever this guy wants". Everyone in the world is at least slightly in love with Edward Teach meanwhile Jack is aggressively neutral and only interested in his angry and anxious housewife sending him on side quests
#jack gets like nothing out of this lol#jackie gets her nose revenge and iz gets stede out of the picture#but like?? jacks just along for the ride i guess#i wish iz had been there so he could report back to him#iz you wont belive it i was harassing steve in the woods#and he fully looked at my dick and then to his and then back at mine amd was clearly unimpressed#iz help me blow up his stuff#iz it turns out i actually don't like ed so im gonna beat the shit out of him with a whip this is fine cuz stede prob wont like it#iz why is that gay man with the book eye fucking you from across the boat all the time#ofmd#our flag means death#izzy hands#calico jack
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