#izzy hands is a massive masochist

[carrymelikeimcute]

Izzy teaching Stede to fight hand-to-hand as an excuse to get to mock him and make him feel bad about himself, only as Stede gets better and actually manages to land some hits, Izzy realises he's kind of getting off on getting knocked on his back by this idiot. Like, the first time Stede makes his nose bleed, Izzy's severely tempted to get nasty right there on deck.

Just, Stede immediately panicking because he just hit IZZY in the nose, and there's blood, and he's apologising and waiting to be stabbed to death and Izzy just like 'fuck yeah...do that again, but harder'. And that's it, that's the moment Stede's like...holy shit, am I...into this???

So they keep 'practicing' until eventually they're both leaning on each other to stay upright and Stede tastes blood on Izzy's teeth when they kiss.

Ed witnessing this utter train wreck with a coffee in one hand and just being like 'ha, noice'.

EDIT - so this is in my wip folder now...

EDIT 2 - I wrote it (with some changes to the above scenario as plot demanded) now set post s2 ep7...

[carrymelikeimcute]

Honestly surprised that I have yet to see any cenobite-izzy art/fics.

because....mmmmmmmm yes