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[robot-thighs]

rank the dragon age companions by how likely they are to fuck a transformer and which one. you pick the game.

oh my god. this is so powerful.

you KNOW I have to go with DA2. Starting from least likely to most:

#9 Sebastian: His body is for the Maker only 🙏

#8 Carver: He won't let himself be open-minded enough, for one thing. And I don't think he'd get off on multi-million year old war criminals. I don't think he would fuck Armada Starscream, but I think he should fuck Armada Starscream so they can work out their inferiority complexes together.

#7 Fenris: He's so bitter and intolerant I can't imagine him getting this close to a robot but given the opportunity... IDW Drift.

#6 Aveline: I mean, I feel like she'd shoot the idea down initially, but if she were properly wooed, she could definitely get down with a good robot fuck. She likes 'em boring and honorable. Definitely IDW Ultra Magnus.

#5 Bethany: She's tenderhearted and open-minded. She would definitely fuck a Cybertronian if they showed her some kindness and understanding in turn. Also, mages aren't shy about xeno in my humble opinion. TFP Arcee. -nods sagely-

#4 Varric: He's down. It would make a good story. Like how can he even top a story like this. TFP Predaking for pure virtue of the fact that he's both a robot and a dragon and that makes the story even better.

#3 Anders: He's a tortured soul but he's got his kinks so I'm gonna say TFP Soundwave.

#2 Isabela: Naturally. Why wouldn't you fuck a Cybertronian if you were given the chance? Like, just to say you did? Right? Someone high profile, too. But still sweet. She would be the one to land IDW Optimus Prime.

#1 Merrill: This freak would fuck Unicron himself.

[reykjabitch]

upcoming gif packs;

PROJECTS I HAVE ACTUALLY STARTED GIFFING

aaron tveit as danny bailey in schmigadoon! (updating weekly)

phillipa soo in the bite

alicia vikander as gloria steinem in the glorias

deniz can aktaş as baris havas in menajerimi ara (ep. 9)

laura berlin as eva grünberg in notruf hafenkante

matthew goode as jeremy hutchinson in the duke

PROJECTS I DOWNLOADED AND HAVE IGNORED FOR A MONTH

ben whishaw in bright star

gamze karaduman as gülin in menajerimi ara (ep. 9)

kylie bunbury as claudia king in the twilight zone

matthew goode as finn polmar in the good wife (s6)

matthew goode as matthew roydon in a discovery of witches (s2)

nazli ünal as julide in menajerimi ara (ep. 9)

ONE DAY... THESE MIGHT GET DONE... ONE DAY....

ben whishaw as brutus in julius caesar

matthew goode as matthew clairmont in a discovery of witches (s1)

nicholas braun as cousin greg in succession

sza in various interviews

vanessa kirby in various interviews