#jace's bsd textposts

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Sure Dead Apple is already insane enough but Dazai and Chuuya worrying about their fits at the end of the movie like Dazai wasn’t held hostage in evil dragon ville and Chuuya didn’t fly across the city is hilarious like. Let’s not forget that Dazai somehow pulled a Miraculous Ladybug to change his fit at the end of the movie cause where tf did he pull his full ass ADA attire out of the rubble of a fucking castle. And Chuuya’s like “Wanna help me find my hat” to Aku like I get how it’s a heartwarming scene but YOU LAUNCHED YOURSELF ACROSS THE CITY POOKIE YOUR HAT IS GONE. They fr didn’t wanna be caught lacking and I respect them for the grind.

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“They’re Japanese, gay marriage isn’t legal in Japan. This isn’t realistic.”

The main character is a WERETIGER

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We need more fics with tough love Chuuya. I love soft Soukoku as much as the next guy but I would rather see Chuuya drag Dazai out of their apartment by his socks because he knows Dazai hasn’t been outside for three days before dumping water on him and cussing him out for not washing the dishes. Idk it just feels more accurate to me.

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Dazai canonically not being able to drive is so funny to me. This is a genius ex-mafioso, the youngest executive in the port mafia, the demon prodigy, Mori's strategist, the only one capable of going head to head with Fyodor. But if you put him behind the wheel of a minivan he can and will crash it into the nearest building, sink it into a lake, and get you multiple demerit points and traffic tickets in the process.

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Instead of rock paper scissors, teen skk would settle their beefs with the dance machine at the arcade. So almost every arcade in Yokohama has their names somewhere in the high score.

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Skk is not enemies to lovers, they’re enemies and lovers, they do in fact try to kill each other while they’re getting railed. They try to slit each others throats doing the devils tango. Can confirm neither of them stop while making out till they’re blue in the face because one wanted to make the other pass out and neither of them wants to lose their impromptu game of kissing chicken.

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The way Dazai and Chuuya pulled off the grandest heist of all time just now, but they thought that lifting up Sigma and dropping him a bunch of times would wake him up from a coma is genuinely hilarious to me.

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Teen Dazai being like 'Chuuya is my dog' then proceeding to be a million times more animalistic and insane is always hilarious.

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Dazai buys them matching pajamas for gags and Chuuya never wears it. One time Chuuya gets so buried in his work he doesn’t have time to do laundry and as a last resort wears the pajamas. Because god hates him that’s the day Dazai decides to let himself into Chuuya’s apartment.

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The Bungo Stray Dogs dynamic between Nakahara and Dazai is hilarious with Dazai being the instigator. It gets even funnier when you remember that in real life Nakahara was the prime instigator and regularly bullied Dazai until he cried.

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If they ever got married (unlikely, they’d have to get past the denial stage first), Soukoku would go on their honeymoon in Vegas.

Their excuse for getting married would be some shit like. “If I get married then this asshole won’t be available to find a partner they’ll be happy with and I get to make their life miserable for eternity mwahahahahaha”

Fucking losers.

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Can’t talk I’m going insane over how amazing Akiko Yosano’s character design and story is only for her to be reduced to a #girlboss.

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Soukoku’s courting rituals are the wildest events in the series. WDYM CHUUYA FOUGHT A DRAGON?!

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Something about Soukoku gently kissing instead of making out sloppy style with teeth and blood. Something about the fact that they both know it isn’t the norm for them but doing it anyways because neither one wants to correct the other.

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Dazai really got kicked into a wall and fell in love, what a mood. Love at first body slam ❤️.

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I'm so in love with the 'Dazai can play the violin' headcanon, because it's such a beautiful instrument. However it takes so much patience to learn, I can only imagine.

The Demon Prodigy, standing in the middle of his shipping container, playing the violin. The acoustics of the container carry out throughout the yard, throughout the toxic atmosphere of the illegal dumping ground. To anybody nearby, the sound of the violin coming from the abandoned yard, Dazai's abode, would be eerie. But Dazai thinks it sounds beautiful.

It's something he can create that is beautiful without being destructive.