#jack harlow smau

[hoodharlow]

The Bae Area (insta AU)

AN: I got a few asks asking me more about this concept so I decided to revive the chapter I scrapped but while y'all wait here's an Insta AU. Cal petting gif by @uservalentine for my El Novio girlies, our faves make a cameo lol

Requested? A few anons

Warnings: Claudia haters and nosy fans

Word Count: n/a

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@'mdmupdates: Miriam at Jack's show in LA via Instagram Stories

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@'5sosupdates_: Calum and his gf seemingly are in San Diego. The 2nd video isn't cooperating but in the video Miriam Dominguez, Calum and Calum's gf were at Jack Harlow's concert in San Diego

@'miriamstan: my girls <3 also not Miriam with a fake septum piercing. I just know she's mad it's not gold like her necklace lol

@'claudiahater: can C-word not post Cal like we get it, he's your boyfriend 🙄

@'claudiaytfan: crazy how a few years back Claudia interviewed Jack for her college's radio station and now she's at his concert

@'5sosstanthatlikesclaudia: everyone thank Claudia for the Cal update 🥰

@'jackstan: this is so random

-> @'5sosstan: not really, Miriam and Claudia are besties and Miriam is friends with Jack. Someone literally commented above that Claudia interviewed Jack for a college thing. The video is probably on YouTube since Claudia uploaded several to her channel

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@'mdm: just me and this specific shade of green against the world <3

Also can't wait to show y'all a little something that I did with @'complex and @'jpl at my favorite place in the country aka @'SneakerStoreinOakland

@'jackharlow: you're welcome for the NB hook up

-> @'mdm: tyyy amiguis <3

-> @'mackshipper: miriam please get him out of the friend zone 😭

@'haileybieber: the best color on the best girl

@'shawnmendes: 😍

->@'shawnfan: *ariana what are you doing here*

-> @'mdmfan: wasn't he at Jack's show in LA 👀

-> @'shabrinaship: he was there with Sabrina Carpenter

@'miriamstan: Miriam finally did a sneaker shopping video

@'complex: our new record holder

-> @'mdmxjh: I don't even wanna know how much she spent 😭

-> @'sneakerhead: you mean how much her daddy spent, she doesn't do shit. She's just some rich girl that's appropriating sneaker culture

-> @'miriamfan: based on your profile you're just some white man that buys and resells shoes. If anyone is appropriating sneaker culture it's you, you ugly loser

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@'jackharlowsource: Jack via Instagram Stories

@'jackstan: who did he crop 😳🤔👀

@'jackfan: that def looks like Miriam’s hand and she was at his Oakland show

-> @'jhstan: she was also at the San Jose with her grandma

-> @'jackfan: I bet they're fucking. There's now way you go to 4 shows back-to-back just bc

-> @'miriamstan: y'all chill, she has a boyfriend. The other day she tweeted about how her man hit it and left her feeling nostalgic lmao

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@'mdm: the bae area 🤍🤎🖤

@'saintclauds: the prettiest 🤍

@'jackharlow: not you cropping my girl

-> @'mdm: you know damn well she couldn't sit still. Also don't act like you're not above cropping

-> @'mdmxjh: *druski voice* what do you mean by that 👀

@'zendaya: 😍

@'lilnasx: the 3rd pic, okay tiddies

@'shawnmendes: ♥️

->@'mackshipper: como dice Demi Lovato 'GET A JOB, STAY AWAY FROM HER'

->@'2018shawn: omg I've been manifesting this since he broke up with canola oil 😫

-> @'mirawnship: I noticed he's been interacting more and more on her posts. He fits the guy in the middle picture 👀👀👀 plus we all know they stopped fucking around when he started to get close to the racist for the PR bullshit. Maybe they're a thing again

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@'jackharlow: More inspired than I've ever been...never had a better pen...never felt truly understood until now...I knew I was a star but I finally got the evidence...I'm the truth and I think it's finally setting in...I think they finally acceptin in

@'mdm: superstar ❣

->@'mdmxjh: no bc she used the same emoji to credit her bf on her post and Jack commented on it

->@'jackharlowfan: it's not that deep plus I'm pretty sure Shawn is her bf

@'urbanwyatt: they're not ready

@playthehomies: ⛲⛲⛲

@'claybornharlow: this one is gonna be a game changer

@'lilnasx: 🥵

@'jackstan: anyone see the video of Miriam and Jack leaving together 👀

-> @'jackgossipacc: it was her? All the videos I've seen were blurry so I couldn't make up the girl's face

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[starrvsn]

☆ going public on national boyfriend day

with urban wyatt and jack harlow

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ynmiller happy national boyfriend day to the man i call mine @‘jackharlow 🩶 thank you for making my life better and being the one to show me what true love looks like. i admire everything about you, youre hardworking and passionate in what you do and even though we aren’t together right now i just want you to know how much i love you darling 💞 pls come home i miss you and your cute smile !!!!

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jackharlow don't make me cry now sweetheart 🥹

i4yn this is so cute what

druski jus know i was the first choice

jackharlow @'druski no you were not man

lomljackman im so happy that jack found someone that loves him sm 🥹🥹

daydreaminyn why am i just hearing about this now ????!???

claybornharlow only y/n can say corny ass words and make it work

ynmiller @'claybornharlow the backhanded ass compliment >:^(

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yneden happy national boyfriend day to my one and only @‘urbanwyatt 🤍 my forever smoke buddy and my biggest supporter thank you for being there for me whenever i need you and always showing me the most love. you always know what to say and know how to have the most fun !!! i don’t know how i go through most days without you and even though you’re sitting next to me while im writing this, i love you sweet cheeks <33

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urbanwyatt love you forever and always baby 🤞🏼

gardenofyneden sweet cheeks :''')

lomljackman couple of the century tbh

jackharlow TRAITOR

edensource eden and urban together ???? i can die in peace now

jackharlow i helped them get together yall, jus know that

urbanwyattupdates @'jackharlow LMAOO MATCHMAKER JACK ?????

sereneeden can't wait for the photo dump urbans gonna post of y/n now theyre official

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star left a message! jus know that i put them in the same post just for the sake of it and i wanted to do something for my baes hence why the usernames for the reader are a bit different and urbans the reader goes by eden :)

make with love, star ♡

[gabigabigabby]

industry baby | e. smith rowe

emile smith rowe x celeb!reader

a/n: jack harlow kinda been on my mind lately so here's this monstrosity. also, this plot is set where arsenal wins the prem. and inspired by my fav christian smau 🥰 enjoy! ⭐️

synopsis: when bf emile gets jealous of your friendship with america's white boy jack harlow

face claim: bruna marquezine

ynusername

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ynusername i <3 vetements_official

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jackharlow Dat ass

jackharlow Permission to hit that?

esr jackharlow no way jose

jackharlow esr it's Jack buddy

ynfan not ems and jack fighting over y/n 😭😭

esr come back to london i miss you

ynusername esr flying back tmr miss u more 💋

kendalljenner rawr

ynusername kendalljenner 😘

esr

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esr PL champs! COYG ❤️

tagged: arsenal

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ynusername proud of my baby🤯💋

esr ynusername my girl🩷

jackharlow Big deal

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odegaard.98 ❤️💫

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bukayosaka87 My guyyyyy

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arsenal Our Emile ⭐️

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arsenalfan FINALLYYYY ❤️

haleends10 COYG ❤️

ynusername

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ynusername and this one is for the champions... ❤️

tagged: esr

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esr celebratory lasagna👅

ynusername esr u love it

benwhite Get drunk 🤪

ynusername benwhite i'm sure u will 😂

bukayosaka87 Family ❤️

liked by ynusername and esr

jackharlow Send her back to her footballer boyfriend with my handprint on her...

ynusername jackharlow poetic

esr jackharlow last i checked it was my hand print🤔

arsenal ❤️

ynusername arsenal ❤️

esr

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esr only right that i am this amazing club's number 10 because i've got a perfect 10🩷

tagged: arsenal, ynusername

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ynusername magic boy 🥹

ynusername best pic i've ever taken of u

esr ynusername what about our selfies

bukayosaka87 Yes because who are we to you anymore

esr bukayosaka87 rah don't say that bruv

odegaard.98 Too cute

_gabrielmagalhaes Good oneeee

arsenalfan4 mr and mrs smith rowe 🥹🥹

dejesusoficial Why so sour face ynusername

ynusername dejesusoficial Emile is too cute

jackharlow Okay Emile you win

[harlowsthetic]

Rules and Guidelines!

🎤 Please read this before sending any requests in, if I see a request that breaks my guidelines, it'll be ignored and deleted. 

🎤 Please also respect my rules, and don't send hate because I don't write a topic you want.

◦ Who I'll write for!

◦ Well of course Jack Harlow himself and Jeremy [WMCJ]. Might add Urban Wyatt and Clayborn Harlow, later on, wanna see how I do with Jack first.

◦ Can be either platonic or romantic requests.

◦ What I'll write!

◦ Pregnancy, marriage, friends to lovers, soulmates/fated mates trope, smaus [Instagram lives, college au], enemies to lovers, enemies to friends to lovers, friends with benefits, second chance, childhood friends to lovers, insecurities etc. If you don't see a trope you like you can definitely ask if I can write it in my ask, just make sure to follow rule 008 down below.

◦ fem!reader, black!reader, albino!reader, mixed!reader, oblivious!reader, insecure!reader, grumpy/sunshine!reader [grumpy/sunshine!character], plus-size!reader.

◦ I can write light smut/suggestive content, nothing too heavy.

◦ What I won't write!

◦ R***, self-harm, su!c!de/su!c!dal thoughts, incest/stepcest/pseudo cest, gore, eating disorders, heavy trauma, heavy violence, sexual assault, underage sex, and non-consensual activity, if the reader is black, I won’t be doing people hating on her skin color cause I’m black and that makes me uncomfortable. Please note that I only do black!reader cause I’m black myself, I’ll not be doing any other race.

◦ Rules containing requests!

001. If you want to know if requests are open/closed, you can check my navigation which will always be pinned or linked in my bio.

002. Please always send requests through my ask box, will not be accepting ones that come through my messages because I'll forget it's there.

003. Please keep in mind that I won't work faster if you rush me. Writing can take time.

004. If you're going to send a request, please make sure you haven't already sent it to another person, if I find out someone else did/or received the same request, I’ll not do it.

005. I accept fluff, angst to fluff, funny fics, hurt/comfort, and angst but nothing with death.

006. I accept headcanons, imagines, one-shots, mini-series, series drabbles, and thirsts.

007. You can request black!reader just specify in the request. Otherwise, the reader's race won't be mentioned in fics so it can be inclusive to everyone.

008. Feel free to be as specific in your request, it really helps my writing when you're detailed in what you want to see in the fic. Like if you want enemies to lovers trope, you need to tell me why they hate each other.

009. I do smaus as well so if you want it just specify it in your request.

010. You can also give ideas for a series for any person that is on my who I'll write for list.

011. You have to be 18+ to request and read nsfw works, please note I'll only do light smut/suggestive content, still new to writing smut.

012. No posting my work on other platforms, only I have the right to do so.

◦ Other Things!

🎤 Anons are always welcome here if you want to have your own emoji, specify in your request + send your pronouns [you will only have to on your first ask so I know which pronouns to use].

🎤 You can always talk to me in my ask box about anything, it doesn't always have to be about requests, send me tiktoks of Jack 🤣

🎤 Just don't trauma dump.

🎤 Always treat me with respect and kindness, and remember to treat people how you want to be treated.

🎤 Please note these rules may change over time so always check.

🎤 If you read this far, thank you and I hope to see you in my inbox.

© harlowsthetic 2023.

[yodizshota]

ABOUT ME

person

05 line, black, she/her. english speaking + learning standard korean. friendly chat is always welcome!

hobbies + likes

bass guitar, crochet, reading + writing, poetry, painting, language learning (currently learning korean+a bit of spanish!), and music. i listen to all sorts of genres but indie is my favorite!

my music taste outside of kpop includes: drake, 21 savage, jack harlow, kota the friend, nicki minaj, beyonce, arctic monkeys, the neighbourhood, lana del rey, liana flores, cage the elephant, deftones, cigs after sex, joy again

bias line

scoups, mingyu, dokyeom, shotaro, sohee, jay, jake, jaemin, johnny, hongjoong, mingi, bang chan, han

about my works

i am a very lazy writer! due to this, i often push back the dates of my works. i'm also almost always semi-sleep deprived so there's lots of errors. beta readers always welcomed!

i write a lot of smut but am up for sfw content too, as well as smau. i can write dubcon to an extent, but will draw the line at certain topics (omo, vomit, scat kinks, noncon/torture). won't write major water sports but can do squirting. dubcon means that the reader does enjoy it.

DNI

basic stuff; pro israel, racist, homophobic, putting kpop over morals, forces religion (i am christian), rude or overall impatient. minors can interact with me, not my 18+ works.

[hoodharlow]

We Created This

AN: in my head Miriam has the vocal range to sing like Billie so in the El Novio universe Miriam sang "What Was I Made For" for the Barbie soundtrack <3 (also fun fact I actually had the Palm Beach Teresa Barbie but I gave her bangs bc she had that big ass forehead lol) Luke pic from @kindahoping4forever. Enjoy <3 💗💖💕💓🐙🌺🌷🌸💌💞💓💗💟💕🧁🍨🎀🧸🛍🩰

Requested? No

Warnings: fans tryna be messy lol

Word Count: n/a

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@'mdm: tell me why I'm wearing the same outfit as one of my old Barbies that I used to play with at my grandparents' house

@'josephdominguez: you even have the same forehead

-> @'katdominguez: I was just gonna comment this LMAO

-> @'mdm: I hate y'all

@'jackharlow: 😩

@'barbiethemovie: it was what you were made for

@'miriamfan: y'all what if Miriam is the surprise singer for the Barbie soundtrack 👀 she was at the LA premiere and she's been posting a lot of Barbie stuff

-> @'mothermiriam: I see the vision. She has the vocal range for a ballad like her song for Placebo Junkies or the songs she sang for In the Heights.

@'barbie: this Barbie is a superstar

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@'mdm: cant believe I'm saying this but im part of the @'barbiethemovie soundtrack!!! My song is officially out now along with the music video 🥺🥺🥺 ty to @'lukehemmings and @'claybornharlow for working on this with me 🐙🌺🌷🌸💌💞💓💗💟💕🧁🍨🎀🧸🛍🩰

@'lizzo: welcome to the Barbie soundtrack family

@'giahunter: y'all (24÷12)+6

@'saintclauds: you will pay for your crimes 😭😭😭 had my ass crying in a random theater in Argentina

@'katdominguez: my baby sister did THAT

@'alinahunter: the most important song in the soundtrack, imho

@'hardcarebarbiegirlie: wtf is this shit? This is BARBIE why did you make a sad song

@'miriamstan: okay I heard the lyircs and 🤔🤔🤔 is she dissing Jack? Are they broken up because the lyrics hint at a breakup? He didn't even comment on it

-> @'miriamshipper: maybe watch the movie before you make your inaccurate conclusions? The movie gives you the context lol

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@'jackharlow: I don't know how to feel but someday I might

@'medegutierrez: 🦦

@'urbanwyatt: *bites lip*

@'claybornharlow: 🙄

-> @'miriamhater: Blame on Me hits different knowing you produced a diss track for his ex 🖕🏻

-> @'mdmxjh: the caption is a line from Miriam's song you fucking headass

@'jackfan: Ariana Grande leave SpongeBob and get at Jack

@'mdm: 👀

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@'mdm: the making of What Was I Made For with @'lukehemmings and @'claybornharlow 💗💖💕💓💗💖💕💓💗💖💕💓

@'lukehemmings: it was a privilege to work with you

@'claybornharlow: thank you for trusting me with this, sis

@'jackharlow: ❣

@'giahunter: lmao the aubrey video

@'calumhood: y'all had Claudia sobbing snot

-> @'saintclauds: why do you always to expose me 😭

@'mackaremyparents: see Jack was there so obviously he knew what the song was about

@'miriamhater: I want better for Jack. Miriam is using him to get at his brother. It starts off as help to produce a song next thing they know they're reproducing babies.

-> @'mackfan: babes, he commented "sis" please bffr

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@'jackharlowsource: Jack via Instagram Stories

@'jackstan: I just know he took Miriam to see Barbie

@'mackshipper: the antis are foaming in thr mouth 🤭

@'antimack: their trying to save face but y'all don't see it because your so far up they're asses

-> @'mackaremyparents: tbh I couldn't process anything with all your incorrect use of your/you're and there/their/they're lmao

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[hoodharlow]

Happiest Time of the Year

AN: there was a fic but fuck it insta AU

Requested? No

Warnings: none? Annoying fans I guess lol

Word Count: n/a

IHEARTRADIO via tiktok, Dec. 11

@'iheartradio: he also smells really good 😍

@'miriamdominguez: why are y'all that even close to my man 🤨

->@'annoyingtwittergirlie: stfu, don't act all fake jealous when you haven't even gone to any of his shows. I've been to more shows than you have

->@'Miriamismother: she has a job unlike you if you're out here stalking her man

@'miriamxjenna: oh he's like tall

@'Celtics: our favorite fan 🍀

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Dec. 16

@'mdm: Pamela Islas 🪴🌱🌿🌾🌵🌲🌴🌳

@'mdm: earrings are custom from this shop in Alamitos Beach near Long Beach

-> @'fan: girl what do you know about Long Beach

-> @'mdmstan: she was born there 😭 and she's talked about how spent most of her formative years there before her parents moved them to Calabasas

@'mamimiriam: Miriam’s chola aesthetic is something that could be so personal

@'lesliegrace: Poison 🌿

-> @'mdm: mi batichica 🦇

@'jackharlow: ♥️

->@'miriamhater: get a girlfriend who goes to your concerts

->@'mackaremyparents: why don't you wait until Jack's show to see if she didn't make it before y'all are under comments talking shit 💀

->@'mdmsource: there's a video of Jack picking her up at the airport in Louisville

-> @'stalkertwittergirlie: I had the misfortune of sitting in the same row as her in first class and she was a fucking bitch the entire flight. I tried making conversation and she covered herself with her blanket and ignored me the whole flight

-> @'mdm: that was business class babes, there's no first class from New York to Louisville

->@'mdmxjh: GAG

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Dec. 19

@'jackharlow: finally home

@'mdm: there's no place like it 🥺 also I'm gonna need my pants back 💛

->@'jackharlow: fine then I'm gonna need all my hoodies, shirts, and sweats back

->@'mdm: 😦😦😦

@'urbanwyatt: 🖕🏻😝🖕🏻

@'claybornharlow: where's my jacket?

@'mackshipper: their height differences are everything to me

@'nickiejohn: mf icon

@'mdmxjh: notice how all the antis are quiet now 😂

->@'mdmupdates: literally haha, I know that clip of them making out in the background of Urban's live had them in shambles 🤣

->@'mackshipper: that was them?

->@'mdmupdates: yeah the red hair threw me off but that's def her ass that he's squeezing lol

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Dec. 28

@'mdm: aquí nomás

@'medegutierrez: Daisy's face 🦦

->@'mdm: her ass was out here acting like she didn't spend 2 winters in Aspen lol

@'katdominguez: abuela Tere said to put on a sweater pa'que no te de un resfrío

@'jackharlow: 🤞🏻

@'haileybieber: my heart 🥰🥰🥰

@'haileesteinfeld: Daisy is so precious

@'jackandmiriam4life: their mirror selfies are always either super couply or they're on the verge of them starting a couples OF page lol

@'claybornharlow: owm to rescue my niece from the cold

->@'antimack: rescue Jack too

->@'annoyingtwittergirlie: she doesn't deserve them

->@'claybornharlow: y'all fucking can't take a joke 🙄

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Jan. 3

@'jackharlowsource: Some pictures of Jack at his new year's party

@'jack_stan: obsessed with these

@'mackshipper: not Jack photobombing the group picture lol

@'antimack: she's trying so hard to be liked by his friends

@'jhupdates: where did you get the first picture

->@'jackharlowsource: Miriam’s sister posted and deleted it on her ig stories

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[hoodharlow]

Who You Good To

AN: idk just vibes, also for the El Novio girlies, Lori Harvey is how me and @cherry4everrr picture Gia <3

Request: by an anon, REMINDER REQUESTS ARE CLOSED

Warnings: none, mostly fans being nosy

Word Count: n/a

@'mdmupdates: Miriam with Gia Hunter at Jack Harlow's sold out show at the VIC Theater in Chicago

@'mdmismother: Jack Harlow got Miriam shaking ASS

@'giaandlukearemyparents: two pretty besties

@'miriamfan: not Jack's friends looking anywhere but where Miriam's ass

@'miriamhater: she's just there to get clout 🙄 I bet she doesn't even know any songs

-> @'mdmxjh: are you fucking blind she was singing along to all of his songs 😭

@'mackshipper: even if they're just friends, I love how supportive she is of him

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@'mdm: Tell me what you bad for, tell me who you good to

@'jackharlow: I'ma need a magazine or something I could look through

@'mackshipper: this is the 6th time since May that she's used a Jack lyric 👀

@'giahunter: the prettiest travel buddy 💖

@'saintclauds: miss you bebe 🥺

@'medegutierrez: 🦦

@'russ: I'll be good to you

-> @'mdmfan: like when you had the bitch fit on Twitter because she couldn't stand your corny ass

@'katdominguez: are those my jeans

-> @'mdm: no they're Joe's lol

-> @'Josephdomimguez: bitch 🖕🏻

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@'jackharlow: Lollapalooza...just WOW

@'jackharlow: 📷/🎥: @'urbanwyatt

@'urbanwyatt: that waddle *bites lip*

@'mdm: oh you got like FANS fans, not just fans

-> @'jackharlow: 😒

@'jackfan: need him in a way that could get me sent to the psych ward

@'lilnasx: baby daddy 🤤

@'colebennett: missed you bro

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@'jackharlowsource: Jack via Instagram Stories (July 31st)

@'mdmxjh: they're everything to me 🥺

@'jackfan: does anyone know if they dating? I saw a video of them on Twitter standing really close at the after party

-> @'mackarefriends: I wouldn't read too much into it, the club looked pretty packed. They're just friends

@'miriamstan: they're fucking for sure, she was shaking ass and none of Jack's friends tried anything

-> @'miriamhater: or maybe they knew better than to try anything with someone like Miriam. They could do WAY better than her

-> @'miriamfan: no offense to Jack and his friends but we are talking about Miriam Dominguez. Jack and Urban are literally fans of her dad and wear his Chelsea jersey all the time. If anything Miriam can do way better than Jack but she's in her funny white boy era like Zendaya

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[hoodharlow]

The Humptons

AN: just bc

Requested? no

Warnings: no just jackman being silly

Word Count: n/a

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Miriam via Instagram Stories

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@'mdm: giving him duality

@'jackharlow: thought you were giving me head

-> @'mdm:

@'katdominguez: I still can't believe your ass showed up in a coat 😭 girl we're in July

->@'mdm: and yet your ass took it because you got cold

@'saintclauds: 🤤🥰

@'miriamstan: can Jack fight 🥴

@'winnieharlow: the most gorgeous girl

@'fanguy: she's too fine

@'mackupdates: two years ago they had us scrambling for clues about them spending the 4th together and now they're going to parties and allowing themselves to be seen together 😌 that's growth 🤌🏻

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@'jackharlow: we found our GOAT vaccination spot

@'mdm: two pretty best friends styled by me 😇

@'lilnasx: that should be me🎙

@'dbook: the finest out there

@'jackfan: that joke still makes me laugh lol

@'mdmxjh: why is Druski kinda 😏

@'claybornharlow: couldn't make out your arm with Dru's shirt

-> @'mdm: look for his watch, it's like Where is Waldo 🤭

-> @'urbanwyatt: took me a second but I found it

-> @'jackharlow: y'all are annoying

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@'mdm: The Humptons

@'jackharlow: how about you hump me a ton

-> @'mdm: you're not as funny as you think you are (but yes I will)

@'dualipa: you look so good in my set 😍

->@'mdm: your whole collection has me obsessed

@'mackshipper: Jack and Miriam are always dressed like they're going to two different places and I love them for that

@'zendaya: 😍

@'cornymanbaby: if this whore was my girl, I wouldn’t let this shit slide. I would have put her bitch ass in her place if she pulled this shit on me. Why the fuck does she think it's okay to disrespect Jack Harlow like this? She's so fucking thirsty for likes and clout. Jack is who made this bitch famous.

-> @'mdmxjh: I just checked your page and it screams loser. You're 40 posting videos of yourself trying to rap but you can't even keep up to the simple beat

@'miriamstan: not you saying that Jack Harlow made THE Miriam Dominguez famous as if she's not a nepo baby who's made a name for herself. She's literally one award from an EGOT. Worry about yourself and your shitty career

-> @'jackharlow: I've seen way too many fucking comments like this. I don't own my partner. She's her own fucking person and can do whatever she pleases. She looks good in anything so who am I too dictate what she wears. What I won't let slide is men like you think you can slut shame my girl just because she decided to post a few pictures. If it bothers so damn much, gtfo (pinned)

-> @'mackaremyparents: Keke Palmer's employee should take notes

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[hoodharlow]

Zouk Night

AN: <3

Requested? By an anon kinda lol

Warnings: none

Word Count; n/a

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@'mackupdates: Jack and Miriam via Instagram Stories

@'jackfan: what's H Street?

-> @'mackshipper: it's one of the San Diego locations of the taco place. Miriam always goes when she's in SD

@'miriamhater: of course she's there 😒

@'otrahater: we can never have fun when she's there

-> @'miriamstan: you weirdos were bitching that she should have taken him on her family’s private jet when his last Vegas show was canceled and now that she did, you're bitching about it? Make it make sense

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Jack via IG Stories

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Miriam via IG Stories

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@'mdm: see you on the pink carpet

@'saintclauds: la Barbie más chula 💗

@'americaferrera: 💓

@'jackharlow: never seen you this excited for anything

@'shaymitchell: this barbie is obsessed with you

@'miriamstan: Miriam is going to the barbie premiere we WON

@'miriamfan: I'm kinda unimpressed, I expected more from her. Like this is BARBIE

-> @'mdm: I'm not gonna out do Margot Robbie at her own movie premiere, please be serious

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[hoodharlow]

Que Asterik pt. 2

AN: bc why not lol

Requested? No

Warnings: Jack and Miriam roasting each other on their IG stories

Word Count: n/a

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@'jackharlowsource: Jack Harlow via Instagram Stories (June 22)

@'mackshipper: I just know Miriam took his phone away lol

@'spicypiscesjack: I can't with him 💀

@'jackfan: HELP the first one is still up

@'mdmxjh: why did he do her like that laugh 🤣

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@'mdmsource: Miriam via IG Stories (June 23rd)

@'mothermiriam: she's so unserious 😭

@'jackxmiriam: not Zack catching strays

@'mdmxjh: she's getting him back for yesterday lolll

@'jackstan: not the Hey Big Head lyrics, she's so real for that

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@'chismeblog: #JackHarlow and #MiriamDominguez were out with friends in Paris when a group of paparazzi began to tell the daughter of EGOT winner Isabela Miller and soccer star turned CEO Mateo Dominguez that she should get a better boyfriend. The 24 year old actress had gone inside the restaurant but minutes later she stepped outside and told off the paparazzi. We were told paparazzi were escorted off the premises after she entered the restaurant. Click the link our bio for more detials 🔗

@'mdmxjhupdates: one thing about Miriam is that she doesn't play when it comes to her man.

-> @'mackshipper: remember at the Grammys when she told off the guys who heckling Jack and saying that he looked weird and they were also escorted from the premises

@'OFbot: am i the hottest 20 year old

@'47yearoldloser: this generation lacks manners, in the bible we learn about turning the other cheek

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@'mdm: he said he want me to London and Paris him or whatever are the lyrics in 21C/Delta

@'claybornharlow: he's a lil bitch, he always flies in Spirit

-> @'jackharlow: 🖕🏻

-> @'mdm: be nice to my fave

@'zendaya: ❣

@'giahunter: girl bye 😭

@'medegutierrez: 🦦

@'saintclauds: the most unserious 🤭

@'winnieharlow: okay I see you 🤑 also fuck it up cousin

-> @'jackfan: are you and Jack really cousins? It's been almost 2 years and y'all haven't cleared that up 😭

@'mackaremyparents: can you also London and Paris me 🥺 👉🏼👈🏼

@'miriamstan: not Miriam in her sugar mama era lmao

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Miriam via Instagram Stories

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[harlowsthetic]

ʚɞ ⁺˖ ⸝⸝ everything you need to know before requesting!

GENERAL RULES

+ this blog writes for both sfw and nsfw, so users must be 18+ to interact. 18+ to request smut please respect this rule. this blog interacts and posts nsfw content.

+ my asks are open to whatever, no requests when requests are closed and thirsts are probably always open unless stated otherwise.

+ do not follow me if you are a minor, uninterested in nsfw content, you’re racist or anything anti LGBTQ+, anti-choice, don't come in my inbox or comments w hate cause it will be ignored and deleted. minors, blank, and ageless blogs will be blocked.

INTERACTION RULES

+ you can always claim an emoji so i can recognize who you are as we talk regularly, here is the emoji anons list so you can see which emoji is already taken + don't be a ghost emoji anon, you don't have to talk to me all the time but just let me know you're still here w me.

+ please don’t ask me to follow/dm you without having interacted with me in asks beforehand. don’t trauma dump in my dms or asks. i’m not a therapist and it makes me uncomfortable. the best i can do is give advice on day to day scenarios.

+ if you’re blocked don’t ask why. you’re either a minor, an ageless blog, you make me uncomfortable, or you interact w someone i don't fuck with. i curate my tumblr experience and do what’s best for me. same rules apply for if i break a mutual.

+ don't come in my asks badmouthing one of my moots, if you do whether you're on anon or not, you're getting blocked simple as that.

REQUEST RULES

+ i accept: headcanons, imagines, one-shots, mini-series/series suggestions, prompts, drabbles, thirsts, fluff, angst to fluff, hurt/comfort, smut + angst.

+ who i'll write for: jack harlow + jeremy for now, might write gossip girl on here as well.

+ i will write: pregnancy, marriage, modern aus, parent au, anxiety, infidelity, cheating (only where reader gets cheated on and jack comforts her), smaus, protective/possessive behavior + insecurities.

+ kinks i'll write: age-gap (as long as both are of age), light bdsm, somnophilia (w prior consent), breeding kink, dom!character/sub!reader, praise kink, daddy kink, lactation kink, ownership/claiming/biting, cockwarming, quirofilia, gagging/choking, voyeurism, exhibitionism, belly bulge, corruption, anal/anilingus, orgasm denial, biting, impact play (to an extent) + katoptronophilia.

+ tropes i'll write: friends to lovers, soulmates/fated mates trope, jealousy, enemies to lovers, office romance/coworkers to lovers, forbidden love, enemies to friends to lovers, second chance, childhood friends to lovers, rivals to lovers, rivals to friends to lovers, exes to lovers, opposites attract, blind to love, rich vs poor, fake relationship, forced proximity/stuck together, best friend's brother/sister, brother’s best friend, amnesia, dad’s best friend, sex worker/pornstar au, best friend’s dad, holiday romances/flings, friends with benefits, one bed, grumpy x sunshine, sworn off relationships, oblivious to love, unrequited love, alpha/beta/omega dynamic, best friend's ex, matchmaker, old enemies, unexpected pregnancy, secret admirer, fling/one night stand, long distance relationship, love at first sight, reunion romance/the one that got away bet + road trip.

+ types of readers i'll write: fem!reader, black!reader, albino!reader, mixed!reader, oblivious!reader, bimbo!reader, virgin!reader, insecure!reader, grumpy/sunshine!reader, plus-size!reader + drunk!reader.

+ i won't write: r*pe, abuse, self-harm, death, yandere, su!c!de/su!c!dal thoughts, abortion/miscarriages, cheating (where reader cheats on jack or jack cheating on reader), incest, gore, eating disorders, heavy trauma, heavy violence, sexual assault, pedophilia, underage sex + non-con.

+ kinks i'll not write: heavy bdsm, age regression, vomit kink, mommy kink, foot fetishes, piss/feces kink, pegging, DDLC, knife play + gun play. 

+ tropes i'll not write: kidnapping (as in like reader falls in love w the person who kidnapped them).

+ please always send requests through my ask box, will not be accepting ones that come through my messages (except if you need to ask me a question) and comments because I'll forget it's there.

+ if you're going to send a request, please make sure you haven't already sent it to another person, if i find out someone else did/or received the same request, i’ll not do it.

+ feel free to be as specific in your request, it really helps my writing when you're detailed in what you want to see in the fic. like if you want enemies to lovers trope, you need to tell me why they hate each other. / please specify if you want mixed!reader or black!reader or albino!reader.

+ if you don't see something listed here, you can send me an ask and ask me if i'm comfortable doing a trope/kink and i'll let you know.

[starrvsn]

𝑾𝑹𝑰𝑻𝑰𝑵𝑮.

𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘬

til death do us part

slow dancing with wally

‘my yellow’

𝘫𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘰𝘸

when you come home to me

baby cupid

little things with boyfriend!jack

𝘣𝘰𝘺𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘢𝘵

pretty as you

to be loved

𝘥𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘦

heart and mind part two: two halves of one heart

winners bliss

𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘶𝘭𝘢 𝘰𝘯𝘦

𖥻81⠆ bewitched with oscar piastri ﹙smau﹚

𖥻04⠆ how can you be mad at lando?

𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘶

soft launching with jack harlow

speculations with jack harlow

jack harlow crushin

going public with urban wyatt and jack harlow

forever valentine with fictional!don hume and joe rantz

𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘴 — 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘨𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘹𝘺 !

milo manheim, the man that you are

milo with facial hair to keep me sane

milo & louie

kpopification of jack

…now jackman

whore for jack harlow

milo you fine piece of man

hottie don

fav boys in the boat letterboxd reviews!

don drafts getting out of hand…

boys in the boat obsessed…? maybe?

ownership of starrvsn.