#jadeblood wilbur

[hiko-the-teacup]

you've already seen tealblood quackity... but why is NOBODY CONSIDERING CARAPACIAN QUACKITY

it goes so well with the fact he used to be undermined and all that i CANT!!!

also it drives me insane that we don't use the actual signs of the characters for the blood idk why (i still love the cobalt wilbur designs don't get me wrong im just obsessed with details and stuff like that-)

ill post the rest of designs i have, maybe a little bit of classpecting??? maybe draw a few god tiers??? who knows,,,,,

[anachronistic-falsehood]

Aaaa sorry for all the asks already but ill be so annoying about this sorry LMAO. No thought only Pac (just some guy) and his 8 feet tall fancy jadeblood crush (Wilbur),,,

NEVER APOLOGIZE i love seeing things in my inbox!!! wilbur 8 ft tall jadeblood... ur so right ur so right <3 i think pac would be a bronze for sure (he's so tavros coded) and mike is a goldblood in my mind for sure :3 cellbit cannibalistic rustblood maybe.... so many thoughts....

[rabble-dabble]

so non actually liked my idea a lot?? anyway i have more of it shdfkjashs

i guess the main plot here is that tuhboo, the rebellious jadeblood straight up stole a fuschia grub he was supposed to cull, went to ranboo and said 'let's run away from our duties :))))' and then tommee went and asked them wtf they were doing, making him join in so he can protect his dumbass friends from the empire.

and tommee questions wtf would make his friends do this and...

well the grub is pretty adorable hsdfjahslfjhasdf. (tommee wouldn't ever admit it)

still raising this grub is like a handful for ALL of them so the type of shenanigans they get into....

oh yeah sbi!!!! they're on the benchtrio's tale, like, ALL the time, but for some reason every time they get close to trapping them benchtrio literally....avoids it???? uhu????? what???????? it infuriates wilbur so, so, so much.

(woah ho ho i wonder why philza mincft has dyed hair.....not like its a trend or anything ahah ahhaah.....)

oh yeah also remember how i said they'd hyjack a space ship to try and explore space? @a-non-ymouswriter gave me a splendid idea and now there's more (angsty) lore!

yeah they don't make it off planet and tommee get's captured. :)

[relaxxattack]

oh if we're headcanoning blood colors i want to contribute:

purple ranboo (black/white clown makeup joke here)

i see all of original lmanberg as lowblood honestly. gold wilbur, red jack, brown fundy, olive niki, olive or gold tubbo. violet eret would be funny just for contrast. like oh boy wonder whos gonna betray them.

jadeblood philza. blue sam? purple bbh. cerulean schlatt. olive ant.

olive ant doesnt win you a prize that was a bit Obvious huh. LMAO

i agree about og lmanberg for sure

clown makeup ranboo…. So real. actually maybe the clown-mode thing can even be related to the enderwalk….

[tntblrconfessions]

I also made a dsmp homestuck au (wilbur is a jadeblood and quackity is a human so their kismesitude is extra weird), but I’m also making a wings of fire au.

Quackity is a SandWing named Nevada who joined the outclaws after Schlatt took it over, Wilbur is a Rain/Night hybrid named Moonbow who started his own kingdom for hybrids after being rejected from both of his tribes.

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[anothermcytblog]

I can't blame 3am for this one but have the rest of the Homestuck au things I wrote. You do not get a choice /j

Note: For some of them I didn't actually use their birthday for their blood color because I thought something else fit better ya know? I'm 100% open to suggestions and things, especially considering this is an older AU, but yeah! Just a general HS au.

Bench Trio Here

Wilbur Soot (Need to find way to make soot six letters)

- Virgo / Jadeblood (Rainbowdrinker- unaware)

- Handle: thespianRenegade // histrionicSeditious (need to nail one down)

- Lusus: Whale / Philza

- Lunar sway: Derse

Jebdia Shlatt (Prefers Shlatt or JShlatt. Only Wilbur knows his full name)

- Scorpio / Ceruleanblood (Mindcontrol- aware)

- Handle: ??? (something to do with trickery, slyness or capitalism- capitalistFraudster maybe?)

- Lusus: Ram

- Lunar sway: ???

- Classpect: Thief of Hope

Philza Watson (Might change later)

- Leo / Oliveblood (Subject to change)

- Handle: hardcoreSurvivalist

- Lusus: Bird

- Lunar sway: ???

- Classpect: Rogue of Breath

Techno Bladeh (H silent)

- Pisces / Fuchsiablood

- Handle: indestructibleTyrant

- Lusus: Gl'bgolyb / Philza

- Lunar sway: Derse

- Classpect: Bard of Heart

Alexis Ickity (Prefers Quackity)

- Libra / Tealblood

- Handle: disingenuousStooge

- Lusus: Massive fucking duck

- Lunar sway: ???

- Classpect: Heir of Life

Eret

- Scorpio / Ceruleanblood

- Handle: turncoatContrition

- Lusus: ???

- Lunar sway: ???

- Classpect: Prince of Light

Fundey

- Libra / Tealblood

- Handle: underrateMachiavellian

- Lusus: ??? (Fox maybe?)

- Lunar sway: ???

- Classpect: Maid of Void

BBH

- ???

- Handle: ???

- Lusus: ???

- Lunar sway: Prospit

- Classpect: Heir of Mind

Skeppy

- ???

- Handle: ???

- Lusus: ???

- Lunar sway: ???

- Classpect: ??? of ???

Karl

- Human

- Handle: ???

- Lusus: ???

- Lunar sway: ???

- Classpect: Knight of Time

Niki

- Human

- Handle: ???

- Lusus: ???

- Lunar sway: ???

- Classpect: Sylph of Hope

Sapnap

- ???

- Handle: ???

- Lusus: ???

- Lunar sway: ???

- Classpect: Knight of Heart

George

- ???

- Handle: ???

- Lusus: ???

- Lunar sway: ???

- Classpect: Bard of Blood

Dream

- Corrupt MSPA Reader

- Handle: ???

- Lusus: ???

- Lunar sway: ???

- Classpect: Prince of Mind

[lorilu]

(Most) Dream SMP members as trolls

This is more of a joke than anything and I did it in like, 30 min on discord lmao, so don’t expect anything great or even a good grammar (I’m spanish, cannot write lol) but I found it extremely fun and I thought maybe someone wants to share what they think x member could be in the troll universe.

This is a light hearted post talking about to which blood cast they’d belong to, nothing else. Also, there are certain people I know more information about than others, so don’t be surprised if there are some I did not talk about, since I have so little information about them :3

Maybe dream is a fuchsia one? He is the ruler of everything and he's been shown to have great power over everyone, tho he might also either be a cerulean because manipulation, I actually think cerulean fits dream

Georgenotfound... Hmmmmm... pretty privileges here and there and sleeps a lot.... Weird dream stuff. He sounds like a lowblood that gets everything he wants because he has a higblood on his side so imma go and say he's maybe a rustblood in <> with dream, possibly

Sapnap, fire powers, he's a bronzeblood. I think it suits him, although instead of loving animals, he's more of the opposite......

Callahan....... I barely know anything about the guy. very quiet, a funny guy. i don't know why I picture him as a goldblood that has lost the ability to talk due to that golblood illness whose name I forgot

Awesamdude. This a hard one but not at all. Jadeblood. Children, he takes care of places people can't visit. it just fits. He's green too

Alyssa. i got no clue

Ponk. I barely know him either. Like. At all. But I know he steals sometimes? So maybe an oliveblood or a rustblood?

Badboyhalo. Extremely nice demon that gets scared easily and doesn't like bad language. he's an indigo. Why? He has some power over people and he has the profile, you know, some indigobloods have been shown to be pretty polite and well mannered. he's also strong irl and does shit like thrwing knifes, so indigoblood it is

Tommyinnit. Holy fuck a hard one. Rebel child that yells a lot and is incredibly obnoxious about everything he does. Extremely manipulated but still has his own ideas and desires. Hmmmmmm..... He's deffo a lowblood because come on it's impossible he ain't a lowblood. Part of me wants to say a rust, but he's way too demanding to be a rust.... Maybe a goldblood? I think it might fit

Tubbo. The guy is NOT  a lowblood. He's probs teal or more. Maybe oliveblood, but I think maybe he fits the quiet ceruleanblood role? He's pretty chaotic and is pretty interested in nukes, he's been also shown threatening people and I am starting to think he's a tealblood and it's so funny lmao

Fundy. Ooooffffffff. No one really cares about him, disliekd by most. Lots of pranks. he a fox. He must be a goldblood because computers. yup. He's an annoying goldblood

Punz. no idea

Purpled. I think he's a hitman, so oliveblood

Wilbur soot, at first I thought he might be high on the spectrum, maybe too a purpleblood level, but then I remember how hard dream fights against him and I thought "Maybe he's lower?" but I think imma stick to the purpleblood one because he's pretty much obsessed over an idea he has and lots of people followed him, not exactly a religion, but you get me. He also refuses to wear armor and he sort of reminds me of Gamzee when he lost his beliefs

Jschlatt. he's either a cerulean or a violetblood. I don't take criticism

Skeppy. What the fuck are you my friend. lots of pranks. Idk why I think he is a lowblood He's made of diamonds but he's susceptible to mind control. I think he might be like a goldblood or a bronzeblood?

Eret. Saw it one time and I can't change the thought of sewadweller eret. Can't change my mind. bye

Jack manifold. Red and blue hello goldblood

Niki, she's really caring and bakes things. Really soft. I assign you jadeblood because caverns

Quackity. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH MAN. I had this really clear before and now I forgot what it was but I know it was a highblood but I can't remember help ahahhahagjfdjashjs A TEALBLOOD HE IS A TEALBLOOD YOU CAN'T CHANGE MY MIND IT FITS PERFECTLY SHUTUP

Karl jacobs. What the fuck time player. What are you. maybe.... hmmmm..... started a kingdom, is with quackity and sapnap. Memory boy.... Deffo not a lowblood. He might fit the tealblood thing with all his books?

Hbomb. I am scared of you. Rustblood

Technoblade. What do I assign you my guy. Violetblood Antfrost. He a cat so bronzeblood?

Philza. Philza, you immortal being. Everyone see's you as a father. I name you the head purpleblood of everything. Also, son like father pog

Connoreatspants you are a hard one because I don't know you that well, so I'll go and say you are an oliveblood because I feel like it

Puffy is either a ceruleanblood or a jadeblood and you can't change my mind

Vikkstar. Who?

Lazarbeam. Whox2?

Ranboo. You might be a purleblood too, or maybe a goldblood. I just feel like he has powers. Tho he might be a limeblood? You know, cause special. I think I'll go with purpleblood because enderman

Foolish. I feel like he is a fuchsia. WHy? Have you seen how RICH this man is? I believe he is a fuchsia that got out of the picture asap and decided to disguise as a rustblood or something. Also, dream brother pog (It's not canon but papa puffy and mama puffy go brrrrr so brothers it is)

Hannah rose. Plants go brrrrrrrr, so maybe a bronzeblood. That's all I know about her

Slimecicle. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE IN THE SMP. The hell are you?!?!?!? You weirdo!! You are deffo aaaa........ You are a PURPLEBLOOD. Why? He tends to follow people's beliefs

[hiko-the-teacup]

DSMPSTUCK DESIGNS PT2

heheehehe tommeeeyyyy

he's so goofy, i tried to make him look interesting cuz i saw a lot of designs that were really simple and i wanted to add more silly details

so tommy is a human, but he is in fact an Aries, he is a Prospit dreamer and i believe he is a Heir of Blood (im too sleepy to explain just trust me on this one) so, hypothetically, if he were to be a troll he would be in the (canon extended zodiac's) sign of Arcer (sign of the officer)

OKAY SO TUBBO

i love the idea that tubbo had kind of a jade situation and had to fuse with his sprite which happened to have a ram and is actually god tier but uses normal clothes :)))

so tubbo is a human as well but he is a Capricorn, and i believe he is a Derse dreamer and a Bard of Breath

mostly because of the way he developed as a character, starting in a way, very attached to Tommy, looking for connections and trying to be the leader of a country, but in the end not being able to bare with it all and pushing people away

so hypothetically if he were a troll he'd fall on the sign of Capriun (sign of the cartographer)

fundy!

fundy is a human which also had a jade situation and became part fox!!

hes a Mage of Breath i believe, mostly because of the way he felt isolated from everyone

he is also a libra and a Prospit dreamer which would land him on the sign Libus (sign of the vibrant)

OMG MY FAVOURITE ONE :)

ok more like my second fave but still hehe

Wilbur, unlike many designs would lead you to believe, is actually a Virgo!!

i believe he is a Prince of Mind, and i will elaborate in another post (maybe) because i have a lot to say about him bc i LOVE THIS CHARACTER SO MUCH AGHHH

so anyways, he therefore is a Derse dreamer Jadeblood, Prince of Mind, which would fall into Virza (sign of the puzzle) ((fun fact that's also my extended zodiac sign)) (((i swear it wasn't or purpose i prome plz-----)))

JJJJJSCHLATT

slatt

he is also a virgo actually, that surprised me lmao

i believe he is a Witch of Rage, a Derse dreamer and being a Jadeblood that would give him the sign of viriborn (sign of the stringent)

i don't have much to say, this design was kinda lazy, i might remake it actually

ERET MY BELOVED

they would also be an ancestor design, i just couldn't render him cuz,, i got lazy---

but yeah he is a Capricorn and he is a Sylph of Heart♡♡♡, he is also a Derse dreamer and that would give him the sign Caprio (sign of the opaque)

FINALLY I GOT TO HIM I REALLY WANNA TALK ABOUT THIS

so first of all quackity is a Capricorn, HOWEVER i couldn't think of a very good design with purple for him specifically and so i was talking with a friend and came to this thought:

Quackity, like Jack Noir, was kinda pushed around and undermined,(more things i wrote but were deleted,ill do a deeper analysis when im more awake i swear)

essentially hes a derse Capricorn page of space, that would fall on Capriga sign of the surveyor

((edit;; oh my god it deleted like half of my post im going to die))

((ill post the rest tomorrow maybe))

[anachronistic-falsehood]

Pls ur inspiring me to make more Qsmpstuck art,,,, don't enable me,,,(/lhj pls do I need an excuse to post it i love my little jadeblood wilbur) also I was so silly for making Spreen(sprite) a rogue of doom

OMG PLEASEEEEEE MAKE UR QSMPSTUCK ART. I LOVE QSMPSTUCK IF U MAKE MORE ART OF IT I WILL BE SO HAPPY I WILL EXPLODE