Another BG3 dialogue compilation - Elfsong Laff Riot jokes! (And associated companion approval.)
ROUND 1
Willoughby the comedian, folks! Were his jokes good, or did he just smell funny?
Elfsong Audience Approval
Approves +1: Lae'zel, Gale, Wyll, Karlach, Minthara, Minsc, Halsin
Disapproves -1: Astarion, Shadowheart, Jaheira
Say, what's the difference between a dwarf and a bulette? You can't toss the bulette!
Elfsong Audience Neutral
Disapproves -1: Everyone
Hey! I asked my wizard to cast Shatter. He said, 'Shatter? I hardly know 'er!'
Elfsong Audience Disapproval
Approves +1: Astarion, Gale, Shadowheart, Wyll, Karlach, Minthara, Minsc, Halsin
Disapproves -1: Lae'zel, Jaheira
[BARBARIAN][CHARISMA] Laugh. Now.
(on success) Elfsong Audience Approval
(on failure) Immediate Loss
Approves +1: Everyone
ROUND 2
You know why I hate vampires? They just suck.
Elfsong Audience Disapproval
Approves +1: Lae'zel, Gale, Shadowheart, Wyll, Karlach, Jaheira, Minthara, Minsc, Halsin
Disapproves -2: Astarion
I tried sleeping with a dragonborn the other night, but it didn't work out - he had a reptile dysfunction.
Elfsong Audience Approval
Approves +1: Astarion, Lae'zel, Gale, Shadowheart, Wyll, Jaheira, Minthara, Minsc, Halsin
Approves +2: Karlach
I asked a zombie reanimator out on a date, but she said she wasn't interested in nec-romance.
Elfsong Audience Neutral
Approves +1: Astarion, Gale, Shadowheart, Wyll, Karlach, Minsc, Halsin
Disapproves -1: Lae'zel, Jaheira, Minthara
[INTIMIDATION] What do you call a room full of people who don't applaud? Dead.
(on success) Elfsong Audience Approval
(on failure) Immediate Loss
Approves +1: Everyone
ROUND 3
The Dead Three, am I right? What losers. You know why Bane worshippers will never conquer the world? They don't have the Bhaals!
Elfsong Audience Neutral
Approves +1: Astarion, Karlach, Minthara, Minsc, Halsin
Disapproves -1: Lae'zel, Gale, Wyll, Shadowheart, Jaheira
A mind flayer's duergar slave lost his nose, so I asked the illithid, 'How does he smell?' and it said, 'I have eaten its brain.'
Elfsong Audience Disapproval
Approves +1: Minsc
Disapproves -1: Lae'zel, Astarion, Gale, Wyll, Shadowhewart, Karlach, Jaheira, Minthara, Halsin
Our cleric tried to cast Healing Word on a ham, but it was already cured.
Elfsong Audience Approval
Approves +1: Everyone
[INTIMIDATION] CLAP, OR I'LL RIP OUT YOUR SPINES.
(on success) Elfsong Audience Approval
(on failure) Immediate Loss
Approves +1: Everyone
Fun Notes:
Everyone approves of you threatening the crowd.
Everyone likes making fun of vampires except Astarion, who disapproves double.
Everyone likes the sex joke and ham. Karlach likes the sex joke more than everyone else.
Everyone in the group takes a stand against dwarf-tossing.
Minsc likes every single other joke (including the terrible third-round one everyone else disapproves of).
The religion joke is the most divisive, followed by (tied) the necromancy pun and whether or not to heckle the MC.
Liked Joke Count (not including threats):
Minsc: 8
Karlach: 7
Halsin: 7
Minthara: 6
Gale: 6
Wyll: 6
Astarion: 5
Shadowheart: 5
Lae'zel: 4
Jaheira: 3
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