#jeff talks for some reason

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um help there's fire in my oven

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would you eat jean eggs and ham? (help, I spent like an hour making this and it's still terrible)

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I think boys r cute

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fucking cosmic horrors isnt about whether we should, its about whether we could. and the answer is yes.

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...20 quadrillion ants.

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I want ice cream but I don't have any :(

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I have a question. it's a stupid question, because I know this place well enough to know the answer but...

would any of you enjoy a story about a kid who repeatedly stumbles into people and places that shouldn't exist?

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gold titanium sulfur titanium carbon

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free me from the hell that is Times New Roman

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so far, it seems I'll be fine. however, if you see something on the news about a person in an otter onesie getting arrested, accept we have died.

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can someone just. explain how I'm supposed to exist.

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I... I don't even know where to begin with this one.

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sorry I threw you at a wall. it will happen again.

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yea that's right. I figured it out.

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might fuck around and order $100 worth of random snacks. not like I'm a good person anyway