#jesper lindstrøm

[footballandfiasco]

9 & 29 🦅

[the-ic-corner]

they're throwing Jesper around like he's nothing!

[zer0n0tf0und]

Jesper: *Kicks the door down looking panicked* Inej: What did you do? Jesper: Nobody died. Inej: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

[charlykoerbels]

[incorrecteintrachtquotes]

Jesper, throwing a pokeball at Jens : Haugie, I choose you !

Jens, not looking up from his book and catching it : You need an ultraball to catch this legendary pokemon.

[fentybucky]

my danish babes 🇩🇰

[gxtzeizm]

lmaoooooo i forgot that he's no longer playing with frankfurt rn 😭😭😭😭

[ironwingedhawk]

Goodbye Jobbe.

At least it's not fucking Leipzig.

[pyroewelll]

[diegoalvesisgod]

Whumptober 2023

It's over. And it cured my writer's block. And it was amazing.

Here's a list of what I created:

blurred - Davide Calabria/Sandro Tonali, "But now this room is spinning while I'm trying just to fill in all the gaps."

sorry - Rasmus Højlund & Pierre-Emile Højbjerg, delirium

alone - Luka Romero & Olivier Giroud, solitary confinement

bruised - Simon Kjær/Alessio Romagnoli, "I see the danger, it's written there in your eyes."

bloody - Ante Rebić/Rade Krunić, aftermath of failure

betrayed - Olivier Giroud/Alexis Saelemaekers, forced to watch

silent - Toni Kroos/Lucas Vázquez, radio silence

saved - Simon Kjær/Kasper Schmeichel, outnumbered

bitten - Matteo Pessina/Salvatore Sirigu, mistaken identity

cold - Alexis Saelemaekers/Paolo Maldini, broken phone

fixed - Lorenzo Pellegrini/Nicolò Zaniolo, captivity

played - Marco Pellegrino/Luka Romero, playing cards

infected - Jens Petter Hauge/Jesper Lindstrøm, infected

sick - Daniele De Rossi & Alessandro Florenzi, "Feed me poison, fill me 'til I drown."

sentenced - Pierre-Emile Højbjerg/Kasper Schmeichel, suppressed suffering

frozen - Paulo Dybala/Nicola Zalewski, shaking

found - Nicolò Barella/Alessandro Bastoni, touch aversion

captured - Patrick Cutrone/Gennaro Gattuso, tortured for information

trapped - Theo Hernandez/Sandro Tonali, "I'll take one final step, all you have to do is make me."

sheltered - Alessandro Florenzi & Daniel Maldini, blanket

sold - Luca Pellegrini/Kevin Trapp, Sergej Milinković-Savić/Luca Pellegrini, restraints

torn - Manuel Locatelli/Matteo Pessina, vehicular accident

saint - Simon Kjær/Viktor Fischer, "It's gonna get me by the end of the night."

taken - Patrick Cutrone & Manuel Locatelli & Davide Calabria, goodbye note

buried - Ciro Immobile/Mattia Zaccagni (past), Ciro Immobile/Luca Pellegrini, buried alive

haunted - Jens Petter Hauge/Filip Kostić, drugging

scarred - Joakim Mæhle/Rasmus Højlund, scars

stabbed - Alessio Romagnoli/Sandro Tonali, "You'll have to go through me."

inked - Matty Cash/Nicolò Zaniolo, scented candle

sheared - Davide Calabria/Matteo Pessina, bridal carry

innocent - Paulo Dybala/Álvaro Morata, reluctant whumper

[footballandfiasco]

brb sobbing

[the-ic-corner]

on their way to the Pokal finale like...

[hr123pt]

Everton sign Jesper Lindstrøm

https://www.eyefootball.com/news/57050/Everton-Jesper-Lindstr%C3%B8m.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=tumblr

[charlykoerbels]

Jesper Lindstrøm flirting with trying to distract Hertha goalkeeper Oliver Christensen

[incorrecteintrachtquotes]

Merry Christmas y'all 🎄🎉

[nordnews]

Captain Kjær the survivor Injuries and poor form at club level are the primary reasons players miss out: Christian Eriksen, Andreas Skov Olsen and Jesper Lindstrøm, and Kasper ...