#jesterheadcanons

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c!leo gives off biggest blacksmith vibes to me. like he just seems like the type of guy that loves to forge, loves to mine, loves to watch netherite melt for like 200 hours. of course you can create armor by magic, but there's something so exciting about creating everything by hand and leaving little things that just scream This Was Made by Leo Leowook! and shit. he's just a craftsman in general. sew? can do. crochet? absolutely. carpentry? don't mind if i do. fighting is fun, destroying shit is REALLY fun, but it's just as fun for leo to sit down and spend his time trying to design and create his own little things. he doesn't have much free time on lifesteal, but the time he gets he spends by improving minute's costume, engraving clown's name into pierce's sword or adding little gems to wemmbu's jewelry collection. it's not much, but if someone teams up with leowook, you can see it in all the care and love he puts into his teammates appearances.

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for a while, red was lowkey obsessed with lifesteal members. not anyone specific, just... in general. it's a place for weirdos, where rules of his world don't apply and no one really cares about what he was or what he did or who he is. red is just another guy, who's just as valuable and just as useless as everyone else. it created an unfamiliar sense of belonging. it made red so attached to these people he couldn't really do anything about it. not in a weird, yandere-eske way, just in a way that dog adores its human. in a way that deaf person firstly hears something. in a way that bees love their hive. red was lonely and he's still is, but not because he's weird or no one likes him, but because that how lifesteal works. for the first time in his life, this loneliness didn't feel like it was his own fault. of course, he healed from it. it took him a while, it took him a very good while, and deep down he's still really protective and possesive of everyone on lifesteal, but he feels better. not to say that lifesteal didn't totally fuck up reddoons in some other way, or that there's anyone close to him, but he's... better. better than he's ever been. and just for a bit, it's gonna be enough.

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day twelve: lifesteal poafa isn't really a human, he's made out of very thick, cloud-like fog. you can put a hand through him, but please don't, it tickles. depending on how he feels, he can grow more unstable or the opposite, stronger and more resilient. whenever poafa is really happy, tho, he becomes extremely soft, fluffy and bright and he's 100% the best guy to cuddle. ... but he's also extremely fucking heavy.

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day eleven: lifesteal everyone's perception of affection, love and care is a bit fucked up on lifesteal, but ash just build so different it scares almost everyone. thanks to his god complex, he always thinks that he knows best. and it's not a new concept, of course, but ash is also does not understand the limits of human (and other critter) body, so his display of love can be sometimes considered a straight up fucking torture. and he won't listen if you say stop or that it hurts, because ashswag always knows best. and because God's love is divine - why would you refuse it?

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day eight: lifesteal clown can play on organ! and he is fucking good at it. he actually installed it both in the casino in s3 and in the end castle in s4 so he can play creepy villain church music to branzy as his love language. he also loves making dramatic noises on it.

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day four: lifesteal / outsiders outsiders smp spoilers! reddoons is... very fucking popular. most of the lifesteal members don't know about it, just like they don't know about red's past, but to those who do know it's not a really suprising information. outsiders show is one of the most well-known tv program in the mcyt spaces, so red's popularity is very well-deserved (not only because he participated but also red is like a winner of at least five seasons(not a confirmed info)). still, even people who are aware of reddoons' affiliation with STARR, didn't quite realize just how popular he is. and it's very clear to see that red does not enjoy people recognizing him, so he usually calls himself a cosplayer and the biggest o!reddoons fan. it works only... some times.

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day two: lifesteal you could technically feed hearts to other players. it's a pretty bad idea, since hearts are based on a wither star and therefore, eating them would give a receiver terrible withering effect that won't go away just by drinking milk. and they taste absolutely fucking terrible, to the point where people usually just puke them back out because the taste is so absolutely horrendous it makes your body physically hurt. not a single sane person would eat them themselves because it's just simply not worth it. but lifesteal isn't really made out of sane people.

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day 13: lifesteal

mid has some very serious memory issues related to her dragon hunt and The Moon. she has a very hard time remembering anything new and her memories are oftenly blurry, messy and make zero sense. she can recall things that never happened. she mistakes her dreams for stuff that actually happened. whenever she meets a new person she feels like she already saw them somewhere. no matter how hard mid tries, she can't stop this, and she's really scared that at some point she'll go completely insane.

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day nine: lifesteal

leo sometimes calls cube "rat" or "mole" because when they were teammates, leo had to look for him in the weirdest, dirtiest places ever known to a mankind. and cube also spent like 85% of his time underground so whenever he showed up he would be covered in dust and dirt.

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day five: colorcrew dev was an emo kid who tried to be all cool and calm and collected so cool kids would notice him. which meant that he couldn't hang out with kier since kier is the farthest thing you can be from a cool kid. still, kier was (and is) a very clingy person who couldn't understand a hint so he just kept going back to dev and talk to him like nothing had happened. and while dev hated it, he couldn't just say fuck off to his kinda-but-not-really-ex-best-friend. so despite dev's very desperate attempts to be one of the cool kids, he failed miserably because he cared about kier too much.

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non-challenge headcanon but knd can't stand even a feet apart of each other if they're outside of their friend group. if anyone tries to separate them they both explode and die aka become really anxious and uncomfortable. it sometimes leads to strangers thinking they're dating because they're just that physically close, basically clinging onto each other. it creates a lot of awkward situations but they won't stop because they're so used to this

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day three: outcasts myles has a hard time understanding emotions and how is he supposed to feel in a certain situation. it's usually easy to cover up, since he's mostly surrounded by other people so he can just look around and be like: okay, time to laugh! but if myles is alone or if he's talking one on one with someone, he becomes the biggest mess known to a mankind. it's not like he doesn't feel at all, he's just too confused about how certain emotions affect his body and his well-being. he can start sobbing without really realizing that he's sad. it makes his life really, really hard, but other outcast members at least understanding of this.

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day six: outcasts outcast members don't really like talking about their past, especially if it's dark and uncomfortable. it creates a weird sense of "good vibes only!" where people feel low-key unsafe talking about their trauma. it's not lke anyone is gonna judge them. it's just that everyone scared of breaking that immersion that everything is good and perfect on the outcasts server and no one suffers from anything. unless it's an issue regarding the server itself, no one will talk.

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day сімнадцять: outcaTS astelina can turn into a white kibby kab. she usually does that when she's really tired and can't have anyone bothering her. or if anyone is stressed out and need a little cat frien to play with!

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day XV: lifesteal spepticle makes different beeping noises when he's frustrated or really happy. while most of the time they're mixed with his voice, if he's really excited or angry, he will just beep at you and probably will try to punch you (not because spep actually wants to harm anyone- he's just a ball of energy and he needs to spend that energy somewhere). yes all of lifestalers joke about how spepticle showers them with bad words and slurs. no speptice does not like those jokes.

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day fourteen: lifesteal

squiddo is an actual cartoony character who doesn't work by the same laws as everyone else. she won't fall unless she looks down, she will survive if you drop an anvil at her, but they will be squished, whenever you punch them really hard there's stars and ducks flying around her head... while it isn't hard to kill squiddo, it's definitely annoying