#jk jk im really trying not to be weird i promise. but i dont usually have the attention span for movies or tv (especially movies) either

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

I was falling asleep because it's 4:30 in the morning but then a friend that I have a mild crush on texted me and asked what horror movies corresponds to which areas at camp, and clearly Climbing Wall is Vertigo, Aquatics is Jaws and Ecology-Conservation is The Birds, (these were her assignments) but she wanted to know whether Blair Witch fit Scoutcraft (basic scouting skills) or Handicraft (arts and crafts) more, and I said Handicraft because of the figurine things, then she asked what Scoutcraft would be, and full disclosure, I like horror movies but I don't watch a lot of them. I'm picky. Because I don't like gore or zombies and I have anxiety so it's difficult. Okay. So I literally Googled "outdoor horror movies" and tried to find one that I recognized, and thankfully Midsommar was on that list and I've seen and enjoyed Midsommar, so that's what I said. The only other horror movies I can remember seeing are Cabin in the Woods (masterpiece but doesn't fit) and one I can't remember the name of but it's about a video game and has Frankie Muniz and the guy that played Mary Lightly in Psych. And tbh, most of my horror movies knowledge comes from parody episodes of Psych. Especially the Hitchcock episode. I only knew Vertigo because of Psych. This post was a whole lot of inconsequential nonsense, but I get a pass because it's 4:30am and I'm talking to a cool girl.

[dolphin-enthusiast]

buonasera my moon and stars~! 🌠🌙💗 hello lovely!! as i always do, i hope you are doing well!! today was quite busy for me, which i think is a good thing for once! besides, being productive all day means i get to wind down by writing you after all! today's letter will be shorter since i still have late night work to do💖 first of all, that dream update was so entertaining to read!! i'm glad that it had a good ending (and that dream morgy didn't get hurt! 😊) (1/6)

"it must've been so stressful to dream about though!! i'm honored that we influenced that anon to the point of dreaming that up,, love you too anon!!! 💞 and morgy, i'm pretty rusty too when it comes to my singing,, to be honest with you, i like deeper voices like altos and contraltos, i find them to be more interesting than the standard sopranos and such, (no hate to sopranos though, i love them too!!) and yes, i am, in fact, a mezzo-soprano!! i'm not as good though 😅 (2/6)

and no worries my darling, my fingers are fine!! i iced them and bandaged them up today,, as i said before, i bruise extremely easily so it's normal for me 😖❤ (3/6)

a few hours ago i was helping my older brother to start packing up his stuff to move into his new college appartment,, it's a really bittersweet feeling to me,, we kept making jokes during it, but honestly i dread him leaving, things are more lively when he's around!! this is his third year at uni, and i should be used to this by now, but i guess i'll just miss him lots! (i'm too shy to tell him that though!!) he promises to try and visit once a month, so i think i'll be okay! 🌼 (4/6)

my cats came to cheer me up though, they're still snuggling with me as i write!! i love them so much, it's as if they sense my moods,, whenever i'm really upset they come to cuddle me! i've always appreciated cats, they're my favorite animals actually! i never get tired of seeing those cute little fluffballs (hairless cats are really cute too!!) 💓 (5/6)

it's late now! guess it's bedtime hehe!! nighty night deary, i'll see you tomorrow then love, and i want you to know that you DESERVE all of my praise 💌 - lots of hugs and kisses, waifu xoxo 💘💘💘💘💘💘💘 ps: i'd love to ramble about dreams under the stars with you someday 😳💖💖💖 oh, and i think this is long overdue for everyone, but my name is abigaille, it's a pleasure to meet you all 😘 (6/6)"

Damn dear i really gotta start being more productive soon but at least ur doing that instead wdhdjs but hey im happy to hear u like my voice type?? I just consider it weird since lots of ppl pointed it out in the past (even teachers) and it got me like🗿 but im p sure we could make a nice duet....one faithful day....haha jk unless 👁️👀

And wow ur brother already b leaving...we shall all wish him the best of luck esp in these trying times, may he drop some banger and make mozart real quiet soon😤

Also we will def share dreams dear😳😳 even if i dont usually remember mine or they're just annoying (often repetitive) nightmares i have a small amount of ones that i cherish and maybe we will talk abt them soon👁️👁️👁️ and i will say it again: ur name is acc so pretty its u n r e a l

[imreszekeres]

for the anon that wanted all 100

1. Name- Ash! 2. Age- 18 3. City that you live in- fear, usually 4. What do most people not know about you?- nothing really, i compulsively release useless information about myself 5. What do most people know you for?- being fat and annoying 6. Hobbies- makeup, youtubers, sleeping, writing, drawing 7. What are your passions?- writing 8. What do you search for in a significant other?- i really Really need to be understood, and someone who is patient is nice too 7. What are you most proud of?- I hav gone to State and gotten within the top 10% in my Journalism competitions, which puts me in the top .08% of all high school students in my state. :-) im good for some things 8. When was the last time you had a significant conversation with someone you love?- every day when I talk to @pizzasteveofficial <3 all our conversations are significant 2 me 9. Have you ever collected anything? What was it?- I collect my tears in a jar and store them, then shower in them every night 10. List 10 things off of your bucket list.- I want to get married in the snow, have a daughter, get a Heartagram tattoo (at least one lol), write a successful book, and.. idk what else :0 11. What was the last thing you learned?- jesus I dont know, you learn sth new every day! hard to remember 12. How many relationships have you been in?- um.. 7 I think i feel like im forgetting one tho. I wont name them obvi but i think im forgetting one? i feel like ive been in 8 oh well 13. Turn ons- validation 14. Turn offs- being alive 15. Favorite food- frozen yogurt! I like the vanilla or white chocolate flavor with looots of toppings 16. Favorite drink- Coke 17. What is the best birthday gift you have ever received?- i dont really know! I dont remember a lot of my birthdays for trauma reasons so  18. Are you optimistic or pessimistic?- pessimistic by far lol 19. Do you sleep during class?- its happened a handful of times, I try not to bc I HATE missing work its annoying 20. What is the most expensive thing you own?- myself?? jk its my laptop 21. What is the cheapest yet most useful thing you own?- a 1 dollar ELF blending brush. yall those things are bomb please go buy some! 22. How many times a day on average do you check your phone?- that number does not exist holy shit  23. Text or call?- TEXT BLEASE I HAVE SUCH BAD HEARING 24. Opinion on long distance?- it can work! ive done it a lot of times. distance has never been whats broken a relationship for me, not directly anyway 25. What is your definition of success?- success is when you’re happy. you do not have many worries, not the kind that keep you awake at night or make your tummy sick anyway. You have people that love you and, if you died, you’d be remembered as a good bean 26. Favorite song?- right now im really diggin “Hate (I Really Dont Like You)” by the plain white Ts 27. Favorite artist?- HIM!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 28. Celebrity crush/crushes?- Ville Valo ALWAYS lmao hes my god 29. When was the last time you read for fun?- like last month 30. Favorite flower?- roses 31. What is the best gift you could receive right now?- a plane ticket to Connecticut and like 1000 dollars 32. Any guilty pleasures?- pop... music... BUT LIKE THE GOOD KIND U FEEL? I DONT LIKE STUFF FROM THE LAST 2 OR 3 YEARs...  33. What is one thing you would like to change about yourself?- my weight, and that sounds so shallow but it. is taking a toll on me. 34. What do you search for in a friend?- someone who is like me! 35. How many times have you said "I love you" in the past month?- not enough 36. Where did you last go other than your room/home?- school.. 37. Why do bad things happen to good people?- because life isnt fair 38. In your opinion, what hurts more? Being left out or being stabbed in the eye?- what the fuck being stabbed in the eye have you ever been stabbed in the fucking eye? because i havent and i can already tell you that if my friends were talking without me and then someone stabbed me in the fuCKING EYE I WOULD BE JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE PREOCCUPIED WITH BEING STABBED IN THE E Y E  39. How many green shirts do you own?- none lol 40. Do you like anime?- sure! I dont watch it rn but i dont watch anything rn, haha 41. What do you invest the most time in?- sleeping,, 42. What was the name of the last book you read?- Rebecca :3 very gud book 43. What's the difference between loving and liking someone?- when ur main squeeze gets a hair cut and u still wanna suck their dingus u love em, thats it sorry i dont make the rules 44. Where are you most productive?- i dont.. know what this is asking lol I’m most protective over my romantic partners. As much as I’d love to say im most protective over Sarah, nothing compares to how “troll guarding his treasure” i am w/my loves.......... *eyes @my crush* 45. List 3 things you enjoy doing with friends.- talking shit abt rude ppl, playing vidya gaem, and talking abt life 46. List 3 things you enjoy doing alone.- watching makeup tutorials, watching lets plays, and thinking about everything and anything 47. Do you believe world peace will ever exist?- absolutely not. theres too many people on the earth to achieve that 48. Do you have any allergies?- Not to anything specific but i get them really often seasonally. i get them pretty much every time the weather changes :( 49. When was the last time you cussed at someone?- i mean.. every day of my life so like 50. What was the last promise you made?- idek dude 51. What was your last dream about?- IT WAS SO WEIRD IT WAS ABOUT MY CRUSH’S MOM? I DREAMT THAT SHE WAS A DEMON WHO STORED HER EGGS IN LITTLE PORCELAIN JARS AND THAT MY CRUSH HAD AN EAR INFECTION AND WE WERE IN A SNOWY VILLAGE IDK DONT ASK ME its weird bc my crushs mom is so sweet... 52. If you won a trip to Hawaii and you could take 5 people with you, who would those 5 people be?- i would literally only take Sarah bc i hate everyone 53. How many countries have you visited?- ive never been outside the US 54. What is your favorite medium of art? (Music, dance, painting, etc.)- writing :-) 56. When was the last time somebody complimented you?- those nice anons i got yesterday/the other day! 56. If you switched bodies with someone, how would you recognize yourself?- what do u even mean? youd know bc youd be like THIS ISNT MY BODY 57. Do you consider yourself mature?- kind of, yes 58. How many days in your life do you think you have wasted on tumblr?- too fuckin many 59. What is your favorite quote?- “Worship Satan!” -Ville Valo (no but rly any HIM lyric is my favorite quote, theyre so beautiful,,,) 60. If you started a new religion and you had to create 3 rules or commandments for your new followers to live by, what would those 3 rules be?- dont hurt ppl unless they hurt u, dont touch ppl unless they want u to, and respect gender/sexuality 61. What is your greatest accomplishment?- going 2 state! 62. Do you believe in the death penalty?- yeah i actually think it should b used more lol, kill all rapists and p*dophiles :-) 63. What are your goals for life?- i just wanna b happy, man 64. What do you think your soulmate is doing right now?- being a fucking idiot, probably 65. If you could live anywhere, where would you live? The place can be in an imaginary, fantasy, or the real world.- CALIFORNIA LMAO IM SUCH A SUCKER FOR CALIFORNIA AND I NEVER EVEN BEEN THERE 66. What were you like in 2013?- awful but also really sweet... then again i wasnt TECHNICALLY the host so lol  67. Do you have a job?- no :( i cant drive 68. Tell us a story about your childhood best friend.- she was an abusive bitch who took out her parents hating her on me the end 69. If you could change one thing about society, what would it be?- i would make discrimination a way more serious crime than it is taken for rn. ppl who discriminate should b put in jail 70. How many all-nighters have you pulled before?- just one when i had to install the sims and it took 6 years 71. Is tumblr your favorite website? If not, then what is your favorite website?- my fave website is youtube 72. What is the craziest thing you would do for a million dollars?- suck a dick, i guess 73. Does money equal happiness?- not all the time but it sure can 74. How many times have you experienced true happiness in your lifetime?- never, i dont think 75. How many times have you experienced true sadness in your lifetime?- too many times 76. What is the funniest joke you have ever been told?- you know that joke abt the blind man at the beginning of Crazy Rap? yeah thats fucking HILARIOUS  77. When was the last time you looked at the news?- this morn :0 78. If you could say one thing to the world, what would you say?- im gay 79. What is your favorite animal?- RACCOONS!!!!!!!!!!!! 80. If you could earn a million dollars by pretending to be dead for 3 years, would you do it?- i mean sure lmao nobody would b upset about it so 81. What is one thing that everyone is bad at?- being a human. 82. What time do you normally sleep? How many hours of sleep do you usually get?- i usually go to bed at 10 and get like 6 or 7 hours 83. Does age necessarily equal maturity?- not at all! 84. What is your favorite clothing store?- hot topic lol 85. In the winter- beanies or gloves?- gloves b 86. Would you rather have wings or a fish tail?- wings?? why would i want a fish tail 87. If you had the power to erase one person from the world so that nobody remembered him or her except you, would you do it?- absofuckinglutely.  88. What do you fear the most?- being like my rapist. thats a little too deep than i like to go but im being honest, thats literally my biggest fear Ever 89. How many digits of pi can you recite?- 3.14 lmfao i hate math 90. If you could travel back to one year and relive it again, which year would it be?- 2004. I would stop it before it happened. :-( 91. Describe yourself in one word.- stupid 92. Describe your last victory.- i woke up today w/o killin meself 93. What is the weirdest thing you have ever seen?- bendytoots cucumberpitch’s face 94. What is something you will never forget?- prom.. something rly nice happened 95. Would you rather forget all of the past or remember everything in vivid detail?- forget everything. please 96. Have you ever broken a bone before?- nope! 97. Is it harder to love or to hate somebody?- probably harder to love them lol 98. Coffee or tea?- coffer 99. What are some little things that you do that have changed your life in a positive way?- I dont overdose on a constant basis in a BPD-fueled rage any more so thats good 100. How many hours have you spend on tumblr today?- probably 1 or 2?

[kilnkin]

@a-thousand-dreadful-things

aud grits her teeth and asks for a favour

kilnkin hey

kilnkin damian right

a-thousand-dreadful-things Hello. It says on your profile here that your name is Aud. May I call you Audrey?

kilnkin no anyway can you help me with something :0

a-thousand-dreadful-things I don't know you, so the answer is most likely no.

kilnkin do you know val cause honestly this is mostly for her

a-thousand-dreadful-things I have heard of her, yes. Tell me what it is first.

kilnkin haha ok so you know like maybe a week or two ago when you were rlly baked and running around in the woods ?

a-thousand-dreadful-things And what do you know of that night?

kilnkin ?? what i saw: you getting your cryptid on and what i smelled: a shitload of weed i mean if youre embarrassed ive seen worse lmao u ever heard of kupala night hahah

a-thousand-dreadful-things I never have. So what does your request have to do with my unfortunate venture into the woods?

kilnkin ok well you were there and i was also obviously there and i buried something and i was hoping you could help me track it down

a-thousand-dreadful-things What did you bury?

kilnkin blood lots of it

a-thousand-dreadful-things Thought I smelled something last night. Whose blood?

kilnkin doesnt matter you can keep some if you want

a-thousand-dreadful-things It does matter. I only eat human blood. And at a school like this, whoever it comes from may not be human.

kilnkin lmao were you gonna say no if you didnt get to drink it

kilnkin what happened to being a gentleman or whatever

a-thousand-dreadful-things I don't even know what it's for, or why you buried it. You only bury things if it's some big shit, Audrey. They used to bury my kind with spikes through our chests, to keep us down, to prevent danger. Is it a wise idea to dig this blood up again?

kilnkin one: not audrey two: thanks for the tip ill keep that in mind three: i told you this isnt even for me so the better question is whether or not you trust val wonderkid extroirdinaire

unfortunate pause

kilnkin lol ill take that as a no

a-thousand-dreadful-things If Valentine needs ingredients for her purposes I'm happy to help. But I'm merely pointing out that she wasn't the one who buried the blood. And again; whose blood is this? And how long as it been out of body? I may not be entirely motivated by hunger, but I wouldn't mind a break from the stale blood bags from the school cafeteria.

kilnkin fine its been out of the body for a while so you probably dont want it which means you dont need to know whose it is (: so are you in or what

a-thousand-dreadful-things Can you at least just tell me if it's human blood or not. For scent detection purposes?

kilnkin not

a-thousand-dreadful-things There's plenty of nonhuman blood strewn about the forest. I might get the scent conflated with any of that.

kilnkin you walked right by me when one of the jars cracked

kilnkin i thought maybe you could reach through all the pot and bad decisions and have a shot at remembering the smell but if thats too hard for you i can always ask someone else! maybe one of the hell hounds could do a better job

a-thousand-dreadful-things I'll help you. But you should know you've backed me into a corner where I now have to ask something weird.

kilnkin you definitely dont have to (: we could stop right here and just meet up later no further conversation required even lol

a-thousand-dreadful-things It's not that weird, hold on. Sense memory is powerful, so therefore the best course of action to remind me of the blood scent would be to prompt it with a paired scent. Which, since I am not smoking weed before heading into the forest to look for some mysterious blood, would be you.

kilnkin ugh

a-thousand-dreadful-things So to get to the weird question, would it be alright with you if I took a good whiff before we got started. I might need to place my face near or around your body. Wouldn't want to give you the wrong idea.

kilnkin fine. no talking

a-thousand-dreadful-things And I'll keep my hands in my pockets. I promise.

kilnkin very reassuring from the dude with fangs

a-thousand-dreadful-things Maybe when I take a sniff you'll be close enough to my mouth to notice I have no fangs, usually. They retract. It's very handy.

kilnkin oh sick i mean also no talking ahead of time about how close youre gonna get but thats pretty cool damn X)

a-thousand-dreadful-things It's convenient. Keeps things easy when partaking in the human world.

kilnkin please humans will overlook anything lmao i spent the whole winter break with a vampire in the middle of nyc and barely a funny look

a-thousand-dreadful-things A vampire, in NYC? One who isn't me, that is? How funny. I would've liked to connect, but unfortunately I was on house arrest at the time.

kilnkin lmao whatd you even do

kilnkin like partied too hard pregnancy scandal bad grades or like fingerwag son dont eat people youre grounded >:(

a-thousand-dreadful-things A little bit of both.

kilnkin wait for real???? serious?? pregnancy scandal?? jk lol

kilnkin anyway id say im glad you were off the streets before little old me ever got there but you seem way more harmless than people made you out to be so. eh

a-thousand-dreadful-things No one was pregnant, but not for lack of trying. And thank you? Though I sense that is an underhanded compliment at best.

kilnkin depends whether youre one of those EMBRACE YOUR ANIMAL NATURE types who gets all offended when someone implies youre defanged

a-thousand-dreadful-things Not currently offended, so I suppose I am not.

kilnkin thats the spirit (: like you more already

a-thousand-dreadful-things Thank you. I still feel more or less ambivalent towards you.

kilnkin haha trust me thats a win in my book (: dont get ahead of yourself tho

kilnkin "more" than a negative still isnt very much

a-thousand-dreadful-things That is perfectly fine. I was not getting ahead of anything. I am still firmly behind any possible thing.

kilnkin great to hear, love the modesty youll make marginally better company than the hell hounds

a-thousand-dreadful-things Hell hounds. Excellent. Just when you've thought you've heard the last of it with this school.

kilnkin surprised you havent seen them on your late night hiking expeditions also hot tip: dont ever think youve heard the last of it unless you really like being wrong which doesnt seem like your style (:

a-thousand-dreadful-things It does not indeed.