#joe pontaliano

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Guys

While I’m watching The Futgitive (1993( for the UMPTEENTH time),  EVEN WHEN I WATCHED THIS AS A VERY, VERY YOUNG TEEN, I COULD TELL KIMBLE WASN’T POSSIBLY NEAR GUILTY - AND NO MURDERER WOULD EVER WANT TO LEAVE THEIR DNA OR CLUES TO BE INCRIMINATED - I HATE THE CHICAGO POLICE!!! AAAARGH

Noah Newman now very much appeals to me. I’ve always found Harrison Ford and Tommy Lee Jones handsome - but being a fully grown woman... Newman... mmm.

I wonder how Ford acquired that scar - he had it in Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, too. Which I do enjoy as a film. I used to crush so hard of Shia Lebouf, but now I just tend to watch it every so often because why not. It’s not un-entertaining.

THAT GUY VOMITING IS OBVIOUSLY BEING SO SUS but also what a nice guard that he still wants to protecc - but too bad he snitches on Kimble at the hospital WHEN HE SAVES HIM TWICE!! But duty and all that, I suppose. YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PRISON GUARD, OTHER GUARD!

Copeland, you fuck XD

NO - DON’T TAKE THE WEIRD KNIFE THING OUT - nevermind

KIMBLE IS A HERO

I’m not drinking, you are.

Ooof... Kimble must really be questioning his existence after that Train Wreck. 

I love this film so much btw. It is my favourite thing to watch with my grandad. Ever since I was like... fresh teen. That and Under Siege. And Stalag 17 - which is a black and white obscure film which can be found on youtube, as far as I am currently aware.

TOMMY LEE JOOOOOOOOOOOONES

Also, Newman. Mmmm. Adult me has other fixations on this film now. Hehehe. 

These Police departments are ridiculous. But plot, I suppose.

That Guard.... CUNT.

TLJ to the rescuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUE

FARMHOUSE, HENHOUSE, ETC. ICONIC! LOVE IT!!! Also referenced in B-99

Who is Wyatt Earp?

“You know we’re always fascinated when we find leg irons with NO LEGS IN THEM!”

XD

FARMHOUSE, HEN HOUSE, DOG HOUSE AND OUTHOUSE

ICOOOOOONIIIIIIIC

I could probably do better than 4 miles an hour, won’t lie. But then I’m a week away from 21 and have the legs of God knows what.

Tommy Lee Jones has such a handsome face. 

THINK ME UP A CUP OF COFFEE AND A CHOCOLATE DOUGHNUT WITH SOME OF THOSE LITTLE SPRINKLES ON THEM

Kimble was very intelligent of what to do very quickly and I respect him so much for it. You go avenge your wife, sir! Unravel that mystery! Bunch of cunts!

Harrison Ford was like 50 in this film and daaaaaaaayuuuuuuuuum

Mr Johnson XD

You!..... fucking prison guard... 

Why did you nick an ambulance.... nevermind... Erin Poole is the best

Joe Pontaliano is awesome, lol

TOMMY LEE JONES IS SO AWESOME 

“GO CATCH THE FISH THAT ATE HIM!”

I don’t have the alcohol tolerance to continue this - but my god. I have watched this film so many times and I cannot stress enough how good it is. How much I love it. And Harrison Ford and Tommy Lee Jones in it. I’d love to get my Grandad their autographs. 

DID A GODDAMN PETER PAN OVER THIS DAMN

Can we go home no?

NO