#john constantine kissing dudes 2k14

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In episode 10 of Constantine, John says to Zed the Achilles tendon that nullifies magic is Chas' favorite trick. So he is into magic cancelling ropes... something to chew on. Happens around 5min into the episode.

sorry to have taken so long to answer this (though this is NOT the oldest chastantine related message i'm responding to tonight 😬) but also it's partly bc it's driving me insane that this wasn't a bigger deal when the episode first aired, or since then, bc obviously i went to look it up and:

(from a transcript site that doesn't uh identify the speakers, which is unhelpful, but that's john & zed).

i have to admit i haven't re-watched quid pro quo in literal years despite it i guess being one of the most explicitly (lol) chastantine-y episode, between the kiss (i still remember the showrunners being like 'ooooh just wait for episode 10, john's actually going to KISS a MAN' and then it was. chas and it was a cheek kiss which tbh i do still love but also the camera refused to actually let anyone perceive it fully, SO) and the arthurian curse that's forever binding chas to john (or at least till the 47 lives run out) and the hug and the pride flag hanging directly above john, zed, and chas as john looks smugly on at chas threatening someone w a shotgun.

but from what i recall there's a lot of talk in that episode about how well john knows chas (or how well john thinks he knows chas, which is actually what gets him in trouble/punched in the face, ultimately). so that exchange is a nice little hint of that early on in the episode, of john knowing that chas has a favorite (magic related) thing john does. and bc it's chas OF COURSE it's a magic-negating magic related thing (like, bondage potential aside, my first thought was -- was that the first magic-related thing john did for/around chas, to help protect him from whatever queenie was doing to him?) anyways i'm emotional about it, it's fine.

tho obviously the bondage implications ARE NOT LOST ON ME but i think i'd have to do a refresh by watching the episode itself to get a firm grasp on how that would -- potentially work.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Constantine (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Chas Chandler/John Constantine Characters: John Constantine, Chas Chandler Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Feelings, vague dreams, fluff and angst and smut so -- the usual, the year of id fic Series: Part 15 of Tumblr Prompts Summary:

Chas gives a warm, amused chuckle and shakes his shoulder again. "C’mon," he says. "I already let you sleep in."

"Oh, let me, did you?" John mumbles, rolling away. “You the ultimate bloody authority on when I get out of bed, now?"

"Well," Chas says, and the mattress shifts. He presses a quick, prickling kiss to the nape of John’s neck. “It is my bed."

John turns over. "So it is," he concedes, and Chas, sitting at the edge of the bed, smiles down at him.

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What To Do When You're Constantly Confused

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by minnesotamemelord

Gary Green does not like men. Or women. Or anybody, really. Actually, to put it in perspective, nobody ever liked Gary. And then along came John Constantine, demonologist, playboy, and the one person Gary ever found himself having feelings for. The only problem is, John doesn’t seem to realize it. To make matters worse, the Legends are making a stop in New York, 2018, where unfortunately, Gary, Ava Sharpe, and most importantly, John, reside. What do you get when you put an awkward nerd who’s finally decided what he wants, a completely oblivious (but still charming) exorcist, a team of time-traveling superheroes who are all hooking up, and one massive anachronism? Who knows! But it must be Gary.

AU where the AvaLance breakup never happens and Nora Darhk hasn't become Mallus yet After the events of s03 e15 Necromancing The Stone

Words: 1633, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Constantine (TV), DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, M/M

Characters: John Constantine, Gary Green, Sara Lance, Ava Sharpe, Nora Darhk, Ray Palmer, Mick Rory, Zari Tomaz, Amaya Jiwe, Team Legends (DC's Legends of Tomorrow), Nate Heywood, Waverider (DCU), Wally West, Gideon (DC's Legends of Tomorrow), Abraham Lincoln, John Wilkes Booth, White Canary (DCU), Damien Darhk

Relationships: John Constantine/Gary Green, Sara Lance/Ava Sharpe, Nora Darhk/Ray Palmer, Mick Rory/Zari Tomaz, Nate Heywood/Amaya Jiwe

Additional Tags: Post-Episode: s03e15 Necromancing the Stone, Double Dating, Opposites Attract, Advanced Dungeons and Dragons, Canon Gay Character, Canon Gay Relationship, Canon Bisexual Character, Awkward Flirting, Awkward Romance, Oblivious, Fluff, New Year's Eve, New Year's Kiss, Central City, Time Travel, Light Angst, Fluff and Smut, Smut, Hate Sex, Pet Names, Anachronisms, Pyromania, Hate to Love, Justice Society of America (DCU), The Waverider (DC's Legends of Tomorrow), Gideon (DC's Legends of Tomorrow) Ships It, Enemies to Lovers, Historical References, British Character, Ratings: R, Queer Character, Canon Queer Character, Queer Themes, Queer Culture, Queer Friendly, Gay Male Character, Gay Character, Gay, Gay Sex, Male Homosexuality, Female Homosexuality, Bisexuality, Bisexual Male Character, Bisexual Character, Bisexual Female Character, Lesbian Character, Canon Lesbian Relationship, Canon Lesbian Character, Canon-Typical Violence, Heterosexuality, Heterosexual Character, Bottom John Constantine, John Constantine Kissing Dudes 2K14, Dom Mick Rory, Bisexual Sara Lance, Minor Sara Lance/Leonard Snart

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it makes me happy that john constantine kissing dudes 2k14 is an actual fucking tag

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I know a lot of us were a bit meh about the kiss in the last episode but... I just can't get over how John cradles his receptacles' faces when he kisses them.

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oh also i forgot to mention, the “chas’s favorite trick” has the same energy as “a chas suggestion. nice on the skin” in that they both have me like this:

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thinking back on Constantine (2014), i can’t believe john has the audacity to look surprised that chas and renee are separated when he’s. y’know. been living with john in atlanta for months at that point. 

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the johnchas vibes tho

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Re: the post u reblogged about couples actually enjoying spending time with each other/having in-jokes & whatnot. What would u do w that for John/Chas 👀👀

UGH anon i can't believe i didn't answer this very important question before, and esp bc i think maybe you were hoping for a full fic and not just. this random assortment of headcanons, but, obviously i have thots:

one of my fav John & Chas comics canon scene is when they goof on some rando at a bar bc he looks like a character from spinal tap, from which i infer: they probably watched it together, or else must've discussed it (w nostalgia given their own ~touring days) enough that john knows chas'll get the reference. HENCE i have inferred that they have at least somewhat similar tastes in pop culture and i assume that holds true across canons.

comics!john is also someone who canonically referenced dr who, star trek, and star wars, ergo, a BIT of a (sci-fi) nerd, which you wouldn't expect looking at him HOWEVER. chas knows 👀 and probably teases him about. not that chas is like. COOL but i see him as having idk more basic tastes. Airport fiction, etc. Stuff he can consume on his (minimal) downtime as a cabbie/dad/chauffeur/bodyguard/personal chef.

BUT anyway, obviously, i think they watch enough movies & TV together (or separately, but have similar enough tastes) that they have the same reference bank so in show canon i assume it’s like, john makes a lot of random snarky asides, chas laughs at it, and zed has no idea what they’re laughing about and after the first few times she asks, decides she really doesn’t want to. 

additionally, show canon is, when john is in town, they go to bars & music shows together (or i guess at least bars where live music is played? but either way john keeps him out ALL NIGHT and renee obviously hates it).

I think John maybe sometimes forgets that Chas isn't 100% aligned w him on stuff? I just recall TV john having that rambly convo w the bartender at the end of the [aired] pilot where hes talking about the sex pistols vs the ramones & then chas shows up [looking like an absolute DILF in his three layers of clothing in ATLANTA of all places] and im not sure if this actually happened but i can just picture john like, trying to rope chas into that discussion & chas being like, 🙄. 

Another john/chas friendship is just based on its longevity. chas has obvs known him a long time & remembers john in his "cutting up his t shirts & safety pining them back together " baby punk disaster stage, and/or his "frontman in a truly terrible band" thing, so even when john is being all broody (esp when john is being all broody) and/or the worst, chas can't completely divorce that from skinny, messy, but in some ways probably happier or at least less traumatized teenaged/early 20s y/o john.

Relatedly, comics!chas has nothing but disdain for Mucous Membrane, despite being their roadie. (i’m assuming he took the job bc he thought it would get him girls tbh.) And he's not afraid to mention it to john, even when john HAS not asked. Just full on roasts him about it, and john takes it so personally! A DELIGHT. any area where chas has a SLIGHT upper hand on john & relentlessly exploits it really just balances them and thus i’m always a fan.

theres a bit in show canon (I'm p sure it was in the New Orleans ep?) where john, chas, & zed are in the car & have to go talk to the police about something, and john starts throwing out different backstories they can use w the implication that they're the ones he & chas have used in the past, and chas is just like nodding along, and idk it's a small moment but it speaks to the fact that post-fire & pre-zed, john & chas DID engage in at least some spooky shit shenanigans, just the two of them. or maybe their ~bits go back to the MM days, or when they were even younger & john was out there just conning people out of things? Either way, EXCELLENT friendship history vibes.

(I actually just had kind of a sad thought which is, the fun hanging out & drinking in dive bars while listening to local bands stuff was a pre-fire/arthurian spell thing, bc after that chas may have mostly been hanging out w john bc they were doing ~spooky shit stuff)

also i’ve said it before but show!john & chas GO GROCERY SHOPPING TOGETHER IN THE PILOT and we DON’T get to see it and it’s NEVER referenced again and this is BIPHOBIA even more so than the fact the camera drifts when john kisses him in the bar

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chas: That wasn’t magic. That was…pathetic.

john: 

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the drunken fondness/adoration in john’s smiles in this scene:

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show!john around chas is literally just like -- "we're friends but i would fuck you if you asked jk jk....unless?????"

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that handholding tho

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i think i’ve started getting over john/chas as a pairing and then i remember the hand size differential and i’m like oh ok there’s still gas in that tank after all