#johnny is bi but u kno.

[nortess]

diversity wins! the guys who wanna destroy your timeline are gay!

[maneswrites]

 👫 bitch !!!! u kno who

send a 👫and i’ll write four headcanons i have about our muse’s relationship

this is hard because we headcanon literally all day every day but i stretched my brain. 

i. over the last ten years mona and striker , as well as the brothers , had grown close . they found solace in each other — the broken tend to seek out those similar to them and , god , were the two of them shattered beyond repair . on a loose bi-monthly basis they would load his cargo bed with unperishable food , blankets and , if they were lucky , a toothbrush to share , jetting off over the new mexico desert to enjoy a rather dry ‘ picnic ‘ . the barren wastes were hydrated by a supply of cheap beers and home-brewed moonshine . they would tell scary stories illuminated by the light from striker’s dimly-lit nokia , would play games of ‘ who-would-you-do ‘ and ‘ desert island ‘ , and snack on pork rinds and jerky until they fell asleep beneath a foul-smelling blanket at opposite ends of the front-seat bench . 

ii. in the times they weren’t searching for a suitable place to camp they were burning rubber , mona sprawled out on the passenger side and striker whipping his truck around corners and traffic cones with a singular hand on the wheel . their playlist , courtesy of mona’s spotify ( for striker’s phone was a few decades too early for ‘ apps ‘ ) they would blast all the best songs by the ramones , johnny cash , roger miller , joan jett & alanis morissette ; striker would complain whenever his bands weren’t playing but , secretly , would drum his hand against the accelerator , humming off-beat to semi-familiar tunes .  

iii. they would share all their clothes . plaid shirts , graphic t-shirts ( that were way too short on striker , closer to crop tops ) , boxers , socks, pants — thanks to his slender hips — and whatever else could be found laying around the apartment / trailer . it would reach the point where they don’t even ask anymore who bought the garment — if they can fit , they’ll wear it . would striker accidentally wear a pair of panties that were meant for sexier times ?? he would protest no , and yet his fingers would be digging in his crack to pick out a lacy number from between cheeks after hunching beneath big bertha for her daily milking . 

iv. much like how his tattoos cover aged scars from his father’s hand mona’s marks would soon replace the need for new ink , destined to settle into his skin ( and cause issues once it was infected with horse shit and kicked-up mud ) . indentations of her nails would embellish the cigarette marks over his spine and the white lines striping the tops of his arms . imprints of her teeth would layer bruises , self-inflicted or otherwise , reminders that , although his body was broken and tainted from a violent past , there was somebody who loves him for every physical imperfection . they would also remain as physical proof of their unconventional sex life ; animalistic , desperate and downright atrocious . 

[spector]

champions are sjw 

[tokyoknj]

a load of tags! ✨🌟☀️

lmao i was busy doing uni stuff but now i finally got round to these so Enjoy !

obviously u don’t have to do all of them just do whatever u feel u kno? anyway

i’m tagging u all up here lmao so i’m tagging @namsieur @wingscomeback @sugaegyc @sugasideup @sheloveskook @cryptidhobi @gaycypher @namjooniewifey @iluwonho @jiminsarroz @stigmz @dreamjimn @mochiminii let me know if u don’t want to be tagged in stuff like this !! 

get to know me tag

answer the 20 questions and tag 20 followers that you would like to know better.

i was tagged by @monnyoongi​ thank u zuza!

name: alice

nickname: i don’t really like any of my nicknames? lmao

zodiac sign: cancer

height: 5′8″

orientation: A Whole Bi

nationality: british

favourite fruit: mangos! 

favourite season: either summer or autumn

favourite flower: either roses or tulips

favourite scent: like just a fresh summer evening lmao

favourite colour: pink, red + orange

favourite animal: sharks !

average hours of sleep: i think 9?

favourite fictional character: clarice bean

number of blankets you sleep with: always just the one

dream trip: either dubrovnik, mykonos or the amalfi coast

blog created: last april

get to know me again

rules: answer 30 questions & tag 20 blogs you would like to know better

tagged by @yoongicrew​ thank u rena !!

1. nicknames: still none lol

2. gender: female

3. star sign: cancer

4. height: 5′8″

5. time: 4:24 pm

6. birthdate: july 21st

7. fave band(s): bts, blackpink, red velvet, lany

8. fave solo artist: gallant, Queen CRJ, kehlani

9. song currently stuck in my head: saw you in a dream - the japanese house

10. last movie watched: spiderman homecoming and i Loved it

11. last show watched: first dates

12. when I created this blog: last april

13. what I post: 95% kpop, 5% aesthetic

14. last thing I googled: “that flute song” still don’t know what the song is. its not mask off tho

15. any other blogs?: my aesthetic blog dadcrisis that i’ve had since like 2012... christ

16. do you get asks?: not very often but its all good

17. why I chose my url: i love mister rap monster

18. following: 919

19. followers: 809

20. fave colours: pink, red, orange

21. average hours of sleep: 9

22. lucky number: 8

23. play any instruments?: drums

24. currently wearing: my pyjamas xoxo

25. how many blankets I sleep with: just one

26. dream job: oh idk. charming radio host probably

27. dream trip: just v scenic places across europe

28. fave food: any cured ham... Hell Yes

29. nationality: british

30. fave song currently: you better know - red velvet

kpop q’s

tagged by @teambusan​ thank u sabes xoxo

1. who was your first female bias?

i think it was jennie i was very late to girl groups lmao

2. who was your first male bias?

namjoon.... what a guy

3. who are your current biases? other than the above:

johnny, jinjin, rosé, jiwoo, wonpil, dahyun, luna, jooheon, shownu + dean

4. in the entire kpop industry, who is the closest to your ideal type?

probably shownu... like he’s a sweet n humble dad who is just also fine as hell... thats what i’m about ! also jennie like she’s just Gorgeous™ like i would lay down my life for her in a heartbeat tbh

5. have you ever attended any kpop concert / fanmeeting / fan sign?

How Dare You

6. if yes, which group / artist? how was the experience?

i cannot believe this disrespect

7. which group /artist would you like to see live?

bts, blackpink, monsta x. day6 !

8. how did you get into kpop?

my friend showed me fantastic baby (lmao) when we were like 15 and then i dropped it for a bit but then i saw a dance practice for no more dream like last year so now i am Here

9. who are your otps?

whom????

10. when did you start to ship them?

🤔🤔🤔

11. what is your favorite fanfic genre?

honestly i’ll read whatever turns up on my dash as long as it’s not involving furries or anything Truly Nasty

12. what is your favorite music genre?

pop has and always will be my fave but i like other stuff too ofc xoxo

five things tag

Rules: you’ll have to tag 15 people at the end of this challenge

tagged by @cypherpart420​ thank u linsey ily!

five things you’ll find in my bag: purse hand sanitiser keys vaseline water

five things you’ll find in my bedroom: Trash Mountain nik naks fan approx. seven 1d posters radio

five things i’ve always wanted to do: go to glasto ! go on a trip just to look at palaces across europe lmao see bts ! adopt 2 dogs and live my best life go somewhere with a really clear view of the stars and just Cry

five things that make me happy: family dogs my pals xoxo listening to music baking

five things i’m currently into: fake nails crafting my Brand lmao big brother hydration arrested development

five things on my to do list: embark on my Fitness Journey get my professional blog going plan what i’m doing for my bday get a skincare routine get money

once again, get to know me

i was tagged by @parkmochibean​ thanks natasha!

RULES: you must answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people

THE LAST: 1. drink: water 2. phone call: my sister 3. text message: my friend explaining exo sub-units to me lmao 4. song you listened to: young & free - xiumin and mark 5. time you cried: probably looking through val from bake off’s insta she’s just the cutest 6. dated someone twice: no 7. kissed someone and regretted it: yep ! 8. been cheated on: no 9. lost someone special: yes 10. been depressed: only my whole uni career 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: only twice i know my limits now lmao

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS: 12-14. pink, red and orange

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. made new friends: yes 16. fallen out of love: no 17. laughed until you cried: ofc! 18. found out someone was talking about you: yes lmao 19. met someone who changed you: yes 20 found out who your friends are: yes  21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: no

GENERAL: 22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: all of them 23. do you have any pets: no :’( 24. do you want to change your name: no i enjoy her 25. what did you do for your last birthday: went for afternoon tea w my family 26. what time did you wake up: 11am its summer now i do what i want 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: idk chilling i guess 28. name something you can’t wait for: my birthday !! 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: like an hour ago 30. what is one thing you wish you could change in your life: idk if i’d been confident Forever i think that would be pretty good? 31. what are you listening to right now: faking it - kehlani, lil yachty, calvin harris 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: yes 33. something that is getting on your nerves: my older sister she’s just so Loud 34. most visited website: this or youtube 35-37. lost questions?? 38. hair colour: brown 39. long or short hair: i want long but i’ve got medium rn lmao 40. do you have a crush on someone: no 41. what do you like about yourself: i’m good 2 my family and i think i’m quite nice? tbh? 42. piercings: ears + nose 43. bloodtype: idk yikes 44. nickname: none lmao 45. relationship status: Single™ 46. zodiac: cancer  47. pronous: she/her 48. favourite tv show: bojack horseman, rpdr 49. tattoos: just one (1) 50. right or left handed: right 51. surgery: on my hand and i was awake for it but they played me some 1d so it was chill 52. piercing: ok i literally just answered this 53. sport: thats cute 55. vacation: just various fancy places across europe before brexit ruins that free movement 56. pair of trainers: i only wear my adidas but they’re on the verge of death now rip

MORE GENERAL 57. eating: werthers originals i’m a nan 58. drinking: water 59. i’m about to: go tf to sleep 61. waiting for: my birthday lmao 62. want: money and ideally a job that looks promising 63. get married: Who Can Never Be Sure? 64. career: either radio or social media 

WHICH IS BETTER 65. hugs or kisses: hugs 66. lips or eyes: eyes 67. shorter or taller: don’t really mind 68. older or younger: older 70. nice arms or nice stomach: also don’t mind lmao 71. sensitive or loud: sensitive 72. hook up or relationship: relationship 73. troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant

HAVE YOU EVER: 74. kissed a stranger: yes 75. drank hard liquor: yes 76. lost glasses/contact lenses: my first pair of glasses... rip 77. turned someone down: yes 78. sex on the first date: no 79. broken someone’s heart: probs not? i hope not 80. had your heart broken: no 81. been arrested: no  82. cried when someone died: yes 83. fallen for a friend: yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. yourself: Always ! 85. miracles: sure why not 86. love at first sight: no 87. santa claus: he’s doing his best 88. kiss on the first date: sure 89. angels: idk?

OTHER: 90. current best friend’s name: robin 91. eye colour: green/blue 92. favourite movie: i’m basic it’s love actually

shuffle tag

tagged by @kpopeyton thank you !

rules: you can tell a lot about a person based on the type of music they listen to. put your music on shuffle and list the first 10 songs, then tag 10 people. no skipping!

wake up alone / amy winehouse

first love / bts

pyramids / frank ocean

i didn’t just come here to dance / carly rae jepsen

girl girl girl / triple h

21st century girl / bts

you better know / red velvet

wolves / one direction

coffee / miguel

view / shinee

[akahawkeyehype]

Did u kno Johnny storm was my first childhood crush and now he’s confirmed as bi/pan like that’s some destiny right there

[dek0pon]

hey u geek do all the fruit asks

>:V yr the geek here 

peach: do you have any piercings or tattoos?

my ears are pierced n i have three tats (stick n pokes I gave myself) 

raspberry: favorite flower?

i’m not super particular but if i had to pick prolly roses or sunflowers

lemon: do you have any pets? what are their names?

yea i have a dog (jack) n a betta (oswald)

mango: what is your trademark?

ion know wht this is supposed to mean uhhh probably brightly colored hair??

passion fruit: how would you describe your style?

uhhh “i do what i want” / street/alt/punk i guess

pineapple: sexual orientation?

bi but very into men/masc people

strawberry: favorite desserts?

answered you fool

cherry: can you play any musical instruments or can you sing?

i used to play trumpet and i can sing just not well

grape: if you could take a vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go?

iceland or new zealand

banana: favorite horror movies?

i hate horror movies bc they jack my paranoia way up so i haven’t seen that many but i can tolerate cabin in the woods

blackberry: is your life an action film, a comedy, a romantic comedy, or drama?

it’s a shitshow is what it is

pomegranate: when do you feel the most confident?

sappy but when i kno tht people believe in me 

guava: dark & dramatic makeup or natural makeup?

tangelo: if you could be any mythical creature, which would you be?

demon prolly or a dragon

plum: favorite clothing brands?

a lot of my clothes come from the arc thrift near my house but if im gettin brand new clothes old navy or uniqlo usually

coconut: favorite perfume?

i don’t wear perfume but i currently generally smell like old spice krakengard

lychee: satin or lace?

also already answered

blueberry: what do you want to dress up as for halloween?

zuko from atla or johnny test lmao

apple: what do you use more, tumblr or twitter?

tumblr even tho its the worst

kiwi: what's something that fascinates you?

honestly cults

watermelon: do you have a job? if so, what is your job title?

im technically employed by my school as a technician so i just do lights & sound for events in the theatre

papaya: what song describes your aesthetic?

idk if i can pinpoint it but a song im listening to a lot rn is sex by eden

cranberry: favorite time of the day; morning, afternoon, dusk, or night?

super early morning or late night

nectarine: would you consider yourself an emotional person?

yea but it’s all internalized

orange: do you have long eyelashes?

i have no reference point here for whats long and whats short so who could say ?? yeah??

apricot: what do you do when you're sad?

sadpost or smoke

star fruit: favorite sea creature?

sharks or stingrays

dragonfruit: do you drink alcohol?

sometimes i prefer to smoke tho

[ginkgou]

Mai No nickname?? 19? Female Bi? I kno ur Asian but idk where specifically Married to yuzuru Gintama, ice skating, sehun Kais nose and yutas chin Ur #teamtaeyong like me but u also lowkey love johnny

i would’ve given u 9 points but i’m taking a point off bc u said i like johnny (TEAM TAEYONG OR DIE NO HOLDS BARRED)