mammon: there is nobody i disrespect more than a man who constantly gets a woman's name wrong.
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ash: *going on a rampage in town because he has a toothache, spitting molten lava blasts almost everywhere*
satan, sitting up on a high perch where he can see everything: ...it's so beautiful. all that destruction...
ryan, sitting next to satan: i know, right?
satan & ryan: *high five*
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