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i swear i have the body of a 50 yr old. i did something mildly active for less than an hour today and my back Aches. who authorized this
#my back: oughhhh im so weak you need to lay down and be still for ten hours#honey i do not have the patience nor the time for that#i am chugging this soup and then im Really Fuckin Crunching The Packing & Cleaning#my mother gets here at like 2 am and i want to get shit done before she arrives#so that i can be told i did a good job for once in my damn life#sorry that was pathetic!#i actually am just a spiteful creature that wants to prove that Hey. maybe i can be relied upon this one time#bet she expects to get here to see an absolute mess w/ not nearly enough packed#JOKES ON YOU FUCKER IM DOIN IT ALL ON MY OWN#i got shit done Without you. ha!#also i want to go whale watching tomorrow#i need to be on the water... i need it.... big aminal please...#rambles from the bog#i feel so. Independent. and tired#took the cats to the vet all on my own. got them a prescription. rode in two ubers and made casual conversation both times#completely fumbled a brief interaction with a really cute girl who was definitely outta my league#me: wants to talk to cute girl. if she offers to get the door for you say Yes#brain: look at the floor. ignore her. say 'no ive got it' when she offers to get the door for you#sobbing and wailing. totally won otherwise lmao#my cats were so good!!! they were so sweet and they Listened!#they stayed on the weighing plate & let their claws be clipped#they were so friendly and nice and WELL BEHAVED WHAT WAS THAT#when i try to clip their claws i get squirmy mc wormie and little miss war crimes#i walk away with new scars and nothin to show for it#but noooo. vets do it and not a peep. not a single wriggle. no hisses or meows. just hangin out#man. at least my cats are comfy enough with me to be up front w their desires#fuckin fakers... beautiful sweet well behaved fakers....#the vets absolutely loved them btw. all three people that were in the room loved how sweet my little critters were <3#i am Proud tbh
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You know what? Fuck you. *Bloodbornes your Pinnochio again*
#sin scribbles#(hi im back from finishing ng++ on lies of p and now i have nothing left to do so my vacation in krat is over)#(ive since changed my mind. now i have literally every amulet every weapon and a grand total of 420 levels LMAO MAYBE I WILL DO THE DLC!!!)#(when the dlc eventually and inevitably comes out that is)#(but for now i have returned to yharnam and thought itd be funny to do a pino run bc i am simple and easily pleased.)#(watch the joke fully be on me when i get attached to this hunter and he just becomes his own thing tho LMAO)#(ahhhh....bloodborne. i missed ye dearly)#(as much fun as i ended up having with lop once entering ng+ lmao)#(oh yeah my new adhd meds came in today so wish me luck!! i may be finally able to return to my art properly now!!!! AAAAAAA)#(should i livestream the pinnochio run 😂 i feel like that would be fun. i still mean to start streaming i just been...so waylaid)#(so much has happened!!!)#(unironically love this boi already tho tbf)#(he does have his freckles.....)#(as much as i love ruza and aloysha and as much love as i put into their profiles omg they are kitted out 2 the max)#(did you see people modding the bloodborne gear into lop tho lmao genius stuff i love mods i wish i had the pc version tbf)#(ANYWAY HI!!! OMG HOW ARE YOU ALL i feel like its been years since i was actually active here sobs)#(adhd is a hell of a curse for my hubris)
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did my loveless ace self really just sink three hours of my life into a fucking dating sim?
#yes and i will do it again because i will SCORE all the POINTS and WIN at LOVE#ok good at least you can still tell im ace haha#listen i watched ddadds polarize this entire hellsite when it was a thing but i didnt have money at the time#so i saw it was 15 bucks of my adult technical degree money and decided to experience it for myself#to add to my aceness im just messaging all the dads methodically in the order they are displayed and got about halfway through#so far ive gotten S on every date except mat and that B is going to haunt my sleep#im an achiever when i play video games can you tell#the 'one chance at everything' vibe is kind of exciting in the moment sometimes and i get invested#and whats good about playing this game in adulthood is i can feel personally attacked by every old man bad knee joke#in a way i just wouldn't have in 2016 or whatever#i just love how pastel my ps4 menu is... my taste in books/movies/music is sgt sprinkes pinkie pie and my taste in games is canon pinkie pi#rhythm games and... apparently... this#ddadds#so the family of my increasingly less cryptic posts is all together
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If you have been paying any attention, I’m a big lifelong Beyoncé fan. September 4th is her birthday so I’m using writing as another excuse to listen to her music on repeat. Give me a character and a song from this list. I want to see what I can come up with. (I recommend every song on this list btw. But that might be obvious lol)
CUFF IT
Crazy In Love
BODYGUARD
Love On Top
Baby Boy
MY ROSE
DAUGHTER
ALLIIGATOR TEARS
Pray You Catch Me
Sandcastles
Jealous
I Miss You
Start Over
Sweet Dreams
Flaws and All
Freakum Dress
Resentment
Listen
Poison
TYRANT
#is this the silliest thing ive done about requests#yes#am i still gonna do it#also yes#expect most of these to be on the shorter side#I feel like i should start writing the fic for cuff it cause i may have hyped that one up prompt wise#its mostly there as a joke prompt but i genuinely love that song#its just the contents are uh let's just say i will not write smut#i'll imply it but i wont write it#If you made it this far#you can request songs by her that arent on the list#This is more for those who don't know her discography to be surprised by what they asked for#Also i guess my top 3 albums by her real quick cause that's not a controversial take at all lol#Renaissance Lemonade 4#My reasons are I love a good disco vibe#Heartbreak and healing is great#This is the album that came out in middle school for me#it brought me joy watching the music videos after school
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Funny how it's called "no devotion" when my devotion to that stupid gifset goes beyond most tangible things in the universe
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Someone please get rid of this rock
#the legend of drizzt#the forgotten realms#drizzt do'urden#catti-brie#jarlaxle baenre#bruenor#look I read the summary for the next book in the series#and figured while I was on a shitty photoshop kick I had to make this too#I was gonna put ARtemis in this too but no great images honestly#this is the first thing ive photshopped in like years#so yes I know its bad#anyway whom else watch bob l'eponge#I had to make Catti just a bit taller than Jarlaxle#I knowww hes tall#but when we played waterdeep we made so many manlet jokes#that im still making peace with the fact that hes super tall for a drow
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there was a post about the hbomb video where someone (i dont remember if it was OP or an added comment) said that hbomb "came out quietly a few years ago in an unrelated video" or something like that. and i keep thinking about it and getting mad because. literally the whole point of his hp lovecraft video was about being a queer man who enjoys lovecraft. it was about a movie adaption that made it about a gay man and how he hated it when he saw it at first but now he can recognize its merit and how it reflects his own queer experience. what do you mean he came out quietly. he literally made a video about it. is it because the video wasnt titled "IM BI 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈"
can't believe some of you are out here claiming to be hbomb fans. fake fans. im gatekeeping.
#anime life#im not actually gatekeeping. this is a joke#however it does annoy me because ive been an hbomb fan for years and years#and ive been TRYINGGGG to get everyone to watch him#and now all the posts are like 'wow did you guys know that hbomb is bi??? have you ever heard of his dk64 charity stream????'#YES I WATCHED THE STREAM WHEN IT HAPPENED
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so magical that yakuza 1 and shadow the hedgehog came out the same year........ 2005 the best year for sega honestly.....
#snap chats#AND DAYS APART TOO IN JAPAN (rgg1 dec. 8 while shadow was dec. 15)#the gap is significantly wider for US releases but thats not important.....#japanese kids were winning on christmas i swear#'snap why are you bringing this up' isnt it obvious. i am playing shadow the hedgedhog#and i keep thinking about daigo playing shadow and then later down the line just talking to mine bout it cause he can be a lil sillay#i hope he had dreams where he and shadow got to be besties. and by Him And Shadow i mean he dreams himself as sonic#because obligatory Same VA Joke Is Obligatory IF WE CAN GET ONE (1) W FROM RCS VOICING DAIGO. LET IT BE THAT AT LEAST.#for me..... let it slide for me..... yes ik it was jason griffith voicing sonic (and shadow) back then but let it slide this once..#i refuse to acknowledge modern shadow. unless it's from that one uhhh fuck what was the cartoon called#its on netflix Point Is the one time shadow was actually like his old self girl i sobbed. too bad sonic was a dipshit though#a soul for a soul ig.... i think its ok just this once....#im getting so off topic but this is how i inflict my other interests upon you lot#i trap you into reading a post vaguely about rgg and then i make it about something else :)#look at my pfp you fool. i legally have to talk about shadow the hedgehog like once a month ok let me have this#while im here. like /i/ know this game is nine years long but sometimes i forget HOW long#326 endings and for what. because they love me thats why.#fym 'revenge at last' is only ending 11 that seems like the third route or so you'd take (only black doom missions)#ok ive talked long enough. anyway bye im gonna uhhhh god idk.... i keep getting distracted#i started watching kagerou while my sister was playing mysims the other day but i got too engrossed by her playing to continue#mysims was like. A White Whale of sorts in my house for a while since it was one of like five games my sis actually played#and it was her fave but one day 1.) we lost it 2.) our wii stopped working. since that day she's blamed me for losing it#WELL then i found it and i got the wii u working SO all that can stop now 👁️👁️ ok ive fr gone on too long#unfortunately i cant talk about EVERYTHING i want to lest i just turn this into a general games blog. but i wont i prommy#for now. bye fr i think my sis just got home actually LMAO
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I'm gonna take a wild guess and say you like crackshot too
perhaps...
#joking aside yes i very much like crackshot#i honestly dont even care that much about fortnite but i considered getting into the game#just for the sake of buying his skin and maybe even play the events where he appears as a character#ive even looked for crackshot merch every few weeks just to squirm like a dying worm over how expensive he is in my currency#ive only watched da vids of like two events where he appears n thats like da only things ive been able to consume this entire time so if#theres any other event where he appears im begging on my knees u tell me about it#if i had the time n energy i would absolutely make a long analysis on his personality n why everyone on r/FortNiteBR is wrong about him#THEY DONT GET HIM LIKE I DO!!!!! AHGHGH!!!! AHGHGHHG#TLDR he means the world to me
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there are two wolves inside of you: one feels impending doom at the thought of tomorrow’s race. the other feels immensely hopeful that oscar will get his first win tomorrow or at the very least a mclaren 1-2. you are a formula one fan.
#i’m literally about to fucking throw up#this race doesnt even start for another 8 hours but i feel actually sick#like this is keeping me up#(yes i have a TOTALLY normal and healthy relationship with this sport)#you guys literally dont even understand the ways of which i need oscar to get his first win tomorrow#like i can literally feel it in my bones i just KNOW he can do it#like i know he can and i really feel like tomorrow is the day for it#however i am very very scared that the more i keep thinking about it and saying it the more i am jinxing it#like i’m literally imagining everything that could possibly go wrong#but i’m also beautifully imagining the way that oscar is going to get a perfect start and overtake lando (so sorry lando)#and build a big enough gap to where he can win the race#i need the mclaren pitwall to lock the fuck in today like i am nowhere near joking when i say i will start hysterically sobbing#if they fuck it up#alternatively i will start hysterically sobbing if oscar/lando wins so really theres no winning for me in that sense#but also i cannot even imagine the amount of pressure that both lando and oscar must be under right now#like i do not know how they do it because imagining it is further making me sick#me when i develop an anxious attachment style to two drivers and also an entire sport#lol#didnt have that on my 2024 bingo#anyway so im lraying to fucking god that the race goes okay because otherwise im killing myself#and i think i am perfectly valid in saying that#im also getting lunch with my two other friends who watch f1 a few hours after the race tomorrow#so regardless the race is going to be talked about but it will very much vary oh whether or not its good or bad#anyway im going to stop talking about this now because ive been doing nothing but talking about it all day#and i like genuinely need to shut the fuck up#SO i am going to hopefully go to sleep#we’ll see how this ends up going for me#lacey talks
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posted about my experience with abridged fans and everyone seemed to agree... so then i did it again specifically about being a seras fan with the 'bitches love cannons' joke and then everyone is like Boooooo Booooo.... fascinating.....
#like if u guys dont care about the show outside of alucard i cant really stop you but damn.#the patterns are pattern-ing#also dont come to me with 'abridged is still funny!' yes it is ive watched it over five times now.#it's just shitty to like a character and then have them condensed to ''cannon girl'' how hard is that to comprehend#OH SHIT also this isnt about the liminal space joke that was really funny. some other ppl are just being lame#hellsing
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im gonig to start eating drywall
#im not actually my mind is just spinninggggggg with thoughts#period started like. uh. an hour ago#and its hitting my body FAST#this does not help the stress im under. this does not help the autism. this does not help the tired#DOES make me think a lot about L/ucifer though what the hell#cannot get over him unfortunately#most attracted ive been to a fictional character in like ever not a joke#thinking about how my whole body temperature actually went up when i was watching a L/ucifer edit the other day#like i genuinely felt feverish. i've only had that happen when i found real people attractive befor e#idk what kinda crack they put in him but L/ucifer is hotter than sin#yes that joke is on purpose
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need to make one of those cash grab ad filled mobile games or something for a quick buck
#this is half a joke i would never exploit people like that#ive had thoughts about how i would go about funding free games though and thats by having optional ads that you have to click for#instead of fuckin. forced ones or banner ones#there would be nag windows though: hi there. would you like to watch an ad for a bonus? [yes] [no] [stop asking]#if u say the last one the window will say [i won't ask again for 24 hours. if you want to permanently disable ads and this window please bu#no ads in the shop for 4.99]#like its still annoying but.. other option is just making a paid game#which is fine too ig#it always fucking annoys me when people put their no ads thing as a weekly subscription for like 25 fucking bucks like ???#AND ITS NOT EVEN ALL ADS#ITS ONLY FORCED ONES#IF IM PAYING THAT MUCH THEN I SHOULD GET ALL BONUSES FOR FREE#the state of mobile games today depresses me#thinks about lone survivor for mobile and how great it was
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I know hello future me is like. THE guy who talks about avatar the last airbender in all of his videos. But did he really have to do it like that in the one about the japanese human experimentation death camps? Its part of his central thesis about how japanese war crimes arent in the cultural memory like german ones are but. It should have been like. An example at the very end. Not the first thing he talks about right after the intro.
Like call me a prude but i think talking about how the fire nation is inspired by imperial japan between clips of graphic descriptions and heartwrenching witness testimonies of japans crimes against humanity is uhhhhhhhhh bad taste!
#shut up pandora#hello future me#it should have been two videos#one about japans war crimes with maybe a mention of how ppl dont talk about it anymore#one about how bc ppl dont talk about it shows like avatar fail to represent the full extent of it#it was nice of him to make the video bc this kind of thing needs to be talked about more#but man. did he really have to bring the vhildrens show into it this much#this is about war crimes honey! not your fandom this time! i dont care if its your brand!#if you wanted to make a video about imperial japan then dont bring avatar into it#and if you wanted to stick with your avatar brand then dont make a video about one of the worst war crimes of ww2#now the comments are filled with chuds joking like 'lol i knew youd talk about atla in this you so silly'#imagine if someone made a video describing the holocaust and compared it to fucking steven universe#anyway not the worst video ive seen but definitely in bad taste#and yes i did watch the video#i know he didnt compare war crimes or anything bc hes right! it would be disrespectful!#but again he shouldnt have been mentioning atla this much at ALL
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love it when people agree with me. like, as you should
#⚠️#personal#my opinions are correct forever#i keep getting videos in my recommended of people reacting to igorrr and most of the ones ive gotten so far theyve been impressed like yes#as you should you agree with me thank you#tried to watch anthony fantanos review on that one album and he gave it a 5????? also pretty sure i heard he said something about machine#girl sounding liek a death grips ripoff or something along those lines. i am a huge hater now#imagine being wrong. i could never#joking btw#kind of
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my least favorite thing about star trek is that there's a lot of it and I have a really bad memory and also some weird shit happens in it so I can never tell when people are joking about it or hyperbolizing. you could tell me anything happened in star trek and I'd just believe you. I would literally never know the difference
#am i the only life long star trek fan that doesnt know shit about it#yes ive been watching star trek for 20 years. no i dont know the names of any of the alien races 😩#i have a friend whose one of the people who knows every episode by name and hes constantly expecting me to know what hes talking abt#and im just like aaron please. i can barely remember my own name sometimes. i have no idea what youre talking about#this is also why i cant get into lower decks. so many of the jokes are references to things i cant remember
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