#joostwt

[filthyd0g]

Bicker, not banter

Plot: you and joost have been arguing non stop. when a storm causes you two to evacuate for the night, will you continue to argue? or will you two finally stop neglecting each other?

warnings: swearing, dry humping, not proofread

edited 6/22/2025 bc i was…let’s js say not with us when i wrote this

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Joost trailed behind you to the hotel elevator, his gaze fixed on you back, the irritation and the urge to argue with you still simmering just the surface. He fidgeted with his hands as you guys made their way up to the room, his jaw clenching as he fought back the urge to snap at you again

"This is just great. Spending the night at a damn hotel."

He muttered, the sarcasm in his voice almost caustic

Your apartment wasn’t an option tonight, since there was a warning to evacuate the Amsterdam area due to an extreme storm. You thought it would be nice to just go to a hotel and finally get along with the man you love. Wronggg.

“Oh im sorry, is it not enough that I took you to a nice hotel to get away from the storm we were prompted to leave from???”

Throwing your bag onto the bed, flopping down next to it, you look up at him with a caustic expression.

"Oh, now you're sorry? How generous of you."

He rolled his eyes, the sarcasm in his voice dripping with almost bitter irritation. The fact that she was actually right, that you had gone out of your way to find a nice hotel for you two to stay in... it only served to annoy him even more. He crossed his arms, his expression still tense and agitated

"Yeah, you've really made this whole situation great, haven't you?"

“Me?? All you’ve done this week is pick fights with me over stupid shit!!”

"Maybe because you're acting like this is some damn casual weekend getaway, instead of a situation that could get us killed?"

He snapped back, his frustration and anxiety reaching a boiling point. He couldn't understand how you could be so nonchalant, so calm... while he was a bundle of frayed nerves and panic. You weren’t any better. You’ve nitpicked everything he did all week. But for good cause. He almost blew up the damn microwave with a fork for christ’s sake!

“Well no thanks to you, we’re not dying tonight. If you panic and I panic, who the hell is going to actually get us out of the house??!”

The bickering was getting to be just too much for you, rolling your eyes as you searched through your bag for a bathing suit. You’ll be damned if you’re going to let Joost ruin this for you.

"Oh, so now it's my fault because I'm panicking? Because I'm scared of this situation we're in?"

He practically spat back at you, the last of his self-control snapping, the dam breaking, his emotions getting the better of him

"Maybe if you weren't so damn calm all the time, I wouldn't be the only one losing their mind here!"

“Oh cry me a river, Joost, seriously.”

As if you had a care in the world, you started to strip, slipping on the bathing suit.

“I can’t do this right now Joost.”

You grabbed your phone and started walking out.

“You’re fucking welcome for taking you here.”

With those last words, the door slams behind you. You left to go to the pool downstairs. Away from whatever storm Joost had brewing in his hormonal system.

He was lashing out, he knew that... but in that moment, he couldn't find it within himself to care.

Joost was left standing in the now-empty hotel room, the silence deafening. The moment the door slammed shut, he let out a frustrated shout, his hands clenching into fists as he paced back and forth across the room, his mind racing

He knew he had overreacted, knew that he had lashed out at you when you didn't deserve it... but damn it, he couldn't help it. He was terrified, and the sight of you being so calm and composed had just pissed him off even more

You on the other hand, were just starting to relax as you slowly dipping your body into the warm water. The pool was empty due to the fact it was about 12 am. The temperature seemed to ease that tension in your mind and body. Finally you’d been able to just decompress without Joost whining in your ear all the time.

He sat up, a determined look in his eyes. He knew he was probably being irrational, that he should probably just wait for you to come back... but the thought of sitting here, alone in this hotel room, was unbearable

He stood up, his mind made up. He didn't care that it was late, that he was only in his jeans and a t-shirt. He was going to find you, and he was going to sort this out right now.

The water gently lapped at your waist as you laid your head in your arms over the ledge, deep in thought. Was this how your relationship will continue?? Do you really want to spend your life fighting with Joost??

When he finally reached the pool, he let out a small sigh as he saw you. His irritation flared for a moment, but the sight of you... in just your bathing suit ... made his brain short-circuit for a moment

“Hey…”

he said while walking up to you slowly.

“Hi.”

Your voice was unpleasantly cold and calm. He didnt deserve the warm welcoming tone you usually had with him.

He shifted his weight slightly, his gaze still fixed on you. The irritation, the anger, the desire... all was still there, and he was trying hard to keep them all in check

"You uh... enjoying the pool?"

He asked casually, his eyes still roaming over your body, unable to look away

“Sure am.”

Your short responses upset him. He knew he was being an asshole, but he felt like you were doing this on purpose now.

“You..mind if I join you??”

With a shrug of your shoulders, Joost stripped down to his boxers, slowly slipping into the water next to you. He let his arms snake around your waist under the water, turning you to face him.

With hesitation, your head came to lay on his chest, the hair tickling your face ever so slightly. The contact felt foreign for a moment, considering all the fighting this week. But, it was nice to have some sort of …normalcy.

He let out a low sigh, his hand on her back continuing to trace soft, lazy patterns over your skin, his thoughts still in turmoil. Your own mind was warring between your desire for him, and your lingering irritation and frustration... but with him so close, it was getting harder and harder to ignore the former.

You shifted against him slightly, adjusting your position, his thigh sliding between your’s, your legs now intertwined in the water.

His thigh pressed firmly in between your legs made impossible for you to think about anything other than him and how good he looked in the water.

Soon you moaned softly, the feeling of him pressing against you, gently grinding against his thigh.

He raised an eyebrow, lowering his head to your ear.

“You’ve no idea how much I miss you, Schat.”

His own hips began to move, grinding his clothed cock on your thigh.

You gasped, you pussy continuing to grind against his thigh and pulls little moans and mewls from your throat. God you missed this, missed him.

“Fuck I can feel your clit rubbing on my thigh.”

His hands reached up to grab the under of your thighs, squeezing them as he continued to grind against you.

Your breaths got slightly heavier, your hips stuttering as you grinded on his thigh.

“Joost..”

Your moans echoed in the empty room, inching closer to your release until you just couldn’t take it.

“I’m so close..”

His lips left wet, open mouthed kisses on your neck.

You realized it’s been too long since you even had any remotely romantic moments, physical and emotional. You also realized you two should probably stop before you get caught.

Joost seemed to realize that as well when he felt your hips slowly ease from his.

The walk back to the hotel room was surprisingly peaceful, like everything that happened before sort of disappeared. But you knew it hadn’t. That’s why it got awkward once you two laid in the bed. You became distant again. You showered separately and didn’t cuddle or say goodnight.

But, as you felt yourself drifting to sleep, you heard his soft voice from behind you.

“I love you, Schat.”

He whispered those words into your ear breathlessly, as if some sort of apology for how the week had been going.

“I love you more.”

There was definitely more that needed to be said, but for now, you two were content for just a moment.

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Guys how did i doooo i chose to do this one instead of my og first fic i was in the middle of writing bc why not. I had to copy paste this from my word docs bc tumblr wasn’t letting me write and post it here:(

[stockholm-joost]

Can Twitter stop giving me a heart attack like once a month over stupid shit or false allegations

[teeheeandhaha]

Joostkleinukraine on instagram worded this better than i could’ve but “taken out of context” Is an interesting way to phrase it, Billie herself used that word to describe herself even changing her username on twitter to it, Either way it’s weird, Now if that’s the only thing you know about this drama then keep it that way!! Don’t go on twitter it’s a shitshow of weird accusations that are not true absolutely zero backing towards any of them, Honestly i still think joost should come out himself instead of people having to dig for this he’s a grown man and can defend himself!! Eerrm anyway i still have 2 hours of work left and im running a redbull i hope this makes sense 😀 (it’s funny i was gonna complain about joostwt a few days ago then this started)

[filthyd0g]

see this. THIS is the right way to handle this. It’s so disgusting to see death be wished upon him be these keyboard warriors for something that yes, is not appropriate at all. but we know that people can change, this man is now pushing his 30’s. yes we hold him accountable, and we need to wait for a formal statement to be made, but that doesn’t mean that it’s okay to go around calling him filthy names and genuinely hoping he dies. say it again for the ppl in the back ^^.

idk if you’ve seen the stuff going on rn. if you didn’t, don’t search for it, stay safe. if you did, i’m sorry.

i’m confused, upset and heartbroken. i’m taking a break until everything chills out. i’m not saying anything against him and also not defending him. no proof = no opinion.

i hope he’s doing okay. and you too.

because i’m not okay right now.

[killerlookz]

another think piece bc this is kind of getting ridiculous now and i feel so bad for the people on here who are constantly losing motivation or outright deleting their hard work bc of some dumbass kids on the internet

im genuinely curious now, bc i still keep seeing people post about their work being posted on joostwt... like it must be on purpose now right? look i can understand being naive and coming onto tumblr for the first time and just looking up a fandom you like and then being surprised when people are little freaks about it ... but i mean at this point you have to KNOW what is on tumblr we've been the talk of joostwt (and tikok honestly) for like over a month now... you're no longer "accidentally" stumbling upon nsfw works you're actively seeking it out. and specifically actively seeking it out to harass and degrade the people who made the work, to what? to prove your own "morality" in this fandom? do you really think joost feels better now that you've put some random person on blast? do you think he's going to get on his knees and thank you for fighting the evil disgusting tumblr fandom... omg get a GRIPPPP!

if the tumblr fandom bothers you so much... stop actively seeking out the tumblr fandom??? like if its so gross and weird to you WHY do you keep coming back. go block some tags, or delete tumblr off your phone and stop trying to live out your repressed high school mean-girl fantasies over the internet and go outside.

like personally i dont really enjoy the joost fandom on tiktok or twitter, so i just simply dont interact with them, that easy. sure if joost content happens to be on my feed ill probably like it, but other than that i dont go out of my way to search the joost tags, or seek out fan accounts, bc just not my vibe- i suggest the rest of you do the same for us on tumblr

and tbh like i probably assure you joost is not surfing the "joost klein x reader" tag on here 😭 he's not going to see this shit as long as YOUUUU stop reposting them other places. anyways if you want to complain about sexualization are you also going to complain about the women he sexualizes in his songs? or what about that short story he wrote where he talks about a woman going down on him in a club bathroom... are you going to complain that he sexualized that woman? or when he talks about how he stole his friend's mom's bra... are you going to whine about how he sexualized her? because that's him sexualizing a real-life person. i mean cmon if sexualizing real people is so bad, lets at least keep our morals consistent.

[filthydgs]

as someone who’s mostly used twitter, coming to the tumblr side of the fandom is so refreshing can u guys take me in

[jennatheratking]

oh alright now i’ve learned that joostwt is apparently full of those kinds of ’fans’ who just love to stir shit and start drama. no wonder this has blown up so bad over there. jfc i’m laughing at this point. people shocked to discover that 20-year-old boys online are insufferable

[emocafe247]

they're mocking a tiktok kid was jealous about Erika (as if Joost would date a minor like her lmao) and said something like "guys she's 31 years old, they cannot be dating", so they put pictures of other people instead and their ages, because apparently when you're in a photo with Joost it means you're dating

What is going on at joost twitter and why are you guys dragging my boy joji into this.

[catholicfacade]

i like to imagine joost edging himself to the thirstposts on here. like imagining him posting ass because he knows it will make ppl horny lmao. imagining him as a guest star on käärijä's onlyfans huehuehue

also, joost being worshipped and touched all over by a group of fans. edged and milked and fucked for hours. double penetrated, spitroasted, having his face ridden while being fucked, being creampied from both ends. "i love you all!"

first of all, käärijä has an onlyfans?! 😭 why have i literally never heard this?

secondly, i think all the time about how much joost is aware of his presence on the internet. he uses so many self references that i wonder if by this point he hasn’t come across a fic or two of himself in the wild. i wonder if he reads them and giggles and gets ideas from us, i wonder if he thinks we capture him well, i wonder if he simply enjoys the limitless creativity of fan work. i mean the man basically wrote fic about himself a few years ago! all his friends say he likes his ego stroked and i can’t imagine anything stroking his ego quite like insatiably horny fan fiction ;))

unfortunately i think due to stalkers [see: joostwt’s latest exposé] in the fandom, joost would probably prefer a lover who was not a fan :(( but i also can’t speak for him. maybe if you’re extra extra sweet when meeting him ;)) and he could go for hourrrrsss, like i know he can go round after round until he’s shooting blanks, poor thing🤍

[joostsmullet]

Joostwt is highkey entitled…so glad joostblr is chill <3

[gabberpopexclusive]

ngl as someone whos on joostwt aswell i enjoy joostblr alot more cause there isnt constant drama 😭😭 like over here its just chill n talkin about how cute he is all the time (as it should be !!)

[filthyd0g]

Making this one head cannons bc i love them more than anything…but i got a request for coloring in joost’s tattoos and vice versa so hereeee

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• If you don't have markers he'll genuinely go out of his way to get some for you

• I think he'd really like if you colored the minion one on his thigh

• If you also had tattoos he'd be even more excited to color yours

• He'd do all sorts of cool designs inside of bigger spaces

• If you don't have any he will draw matching ones on you so you guys are somehow closer than before

• Makes it an excuse to js be close to you and feel your skin on his

• He'd probably beg to color yours more than you want to color his

• He would totally show them off like

"Isn't my partner so cute and artistic??"

• At least one post with matching little drawing on your guys' hands

• He just generally would be so excited bc i js know he loves being expressive with how he presents himself

• He also loves you too much to say no :)

[infoneonid228]

Guys, "jailbait" was billie nickname..

Joostwt what the fucking wrong with you😭🙏

[sigbookofpoems]

seeing now joostwt getting all freaky and horny openly after a long time having beef with tumblr homies for nothing is actually a world is healing experience

[scaredforboomboom]

Tumblr fans are by far the least problematic. We just post our stuff on here, even telling people not to share it somewhere else. Then twt and tt fans come along and share it everywhere, making it more accessible and them deem us problematic. At the same time they are tagging Joost everywhere, straight up stalk him, release personal information/photos and bodyshame him. All on platforms where he is 100% active and sees the stuff. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

absolutely agree with everything you wrote 🫶

also this just in from insta oh my god he really did it he fuckin got fed up with those shitty random insta stories he had been tagged in for months

just the fact he had to draw boundaries speaks volumes. and I am so glad he did but at the same time I sincerely hope he is doing okay. he got a taste of his own fandom on insta (which is most of the time batshit crazy ngl, respect to all the normal fanpages out there) and it must be super fuckin weird for him 😭

and they are still gonna hate on us here on Tumblr? for what, making gifs? lmao we are fuckin GOLD compared to insta/tt/joostwt.

girl bye

[killerlookz]

lowkey never thought i’d say this but i think joostwt and joostblr actually need to get over our differences and defeat the real demons (joost instagram)