#josh and jihoon probably fall midway

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BIAS TAG YEET

i got tagged by @adriana-willnever-cook to y'know pick ten of my biases and then answer questions. problem is, i don't usually bias. minghao was a fluke. i just love him a lot.

so these are just as close to a bias as i get

Xu Minghao / The8 - Seventeen

BamBam Bhuwakul (idk if i spelled it right tbh) - Got7

Park Jinyoung - Got7 (his vocals in New Era wrecked my life ngl)

Wen Junhui - Seventeen

Kim Namjoon / RM - BTS

Im Nayeon - Twice (she's a close first tbh i love my girls equally~)

Kim Jihun - TRCNG (i mean technically i'm not qualified enough to bias in that group but if i had to)

Park Jihyo - Twice

Lee Jihoon / Woozi - Seventeen

Jung Hoseok / J-Hope - BTS

i love my kids equally but if i absolutely had to pick,,, yeah

Between 1 and 4 who would you rather kiss?

o boy. starting with a bang. umm,,, well between my china line babies, i'd probably kiss jun bc idk, my intuition tells me he'd probably be about as awkward about it as me, unless he's acting. he'd probably be super cool about it.

also he's probably a good kisser.

Between 2 and 7 who would be your best friend?

well, i love bambam but i'm gonna go with jihun on this one, and not just cause he's close to my age. he's kinda extra, really talented, and tbh he'd probably fit right into my friend group.

Between 5 and 10 who has the better voice?

oh nooooo shit. umm,,,, ok so when it comes to speaking voice i could listen to rm for hours, but tbh i prefer j-hope's rap. vocals i can't decide so y'know.

Between 1 and 8 who's the funniest?

hmm. why are these so hard to me? idk. i'm gonna go jihyo on this one. minghao's "IMMA" was p legendary but idk my intuition says jihyo. her n her beautiful thomas the tank engine face (plus the eyebrow stamp that one time)

Between 6 and 9 who would you date?

ok so idk if y'all know this but dating terrifies the living fuck out of me. this one goes to nayeon, no contest. woozi i feel is an introvert so dates would maybe be full of awkward silence, but nayeon seems much more outgoing and would be able to start a conversation, something i suck at. also she's just absolutely adorable and bubbly and happy and did i mention i'm at least 30% gay, specifically for Twice? bc i am

Between 9 and 10 who would you do a collaboration with?

you're kidding.

ok well i guess i'm gonna go with,,,,,,, woozi. no shade to j-hope. just that i feel like maybe i'd work better w woozi bc i feel like i'd be working really hard to prove my worth (to myself probably). also bc i've only seen hobi write rap, from what i know (which isn't much) and i suck at rap.

Between 4 and 8 who's the best dancer?

well, i'm gonna go jun on this, if only because he's in the unit specifically designated for dance. no shade to jihyo or twice, but from what i've seen their choreo tends to be p simple, so idk, i haven't really seen her full potential in that regard. i know she trained for something like 10 years so i expect she's p good, but jun takes it for me (HIM IN MY I AND OH MY, OH BOY)

Between 3 and 5 who would you most likely marry?

oof. asking the hard ones hm? well,,, logically it's rm. he's responsible and serious but also knows how to have fun and i think any kids we have would adore him, and he'd probably be good at raising them (y'know, pick up my slack there,,).

Between 2 and 3 who has a better smile?

how dare you make me choose. alright fuck, we'll say bambam. why not. honestly though, his smile is v contagious and idk i just like it a lot

Between 6 and 8 who would you vacation with?

QUIT MAKIN ME PICK BW GROUP MEMBERS GAH ok well i'm gonna go with jihyo on this one too. idk i feel like she'd probably be responsible enough to help me keep my brain in one piece during packing to go there and when leaving. like i'm pretty good at packing, but i'm always scared of forgetting something at home or wherever i'm staying so idk i feel like she'd be able to keep me organized plus she's probably a blast to have around let's be real yo

ok so that was me waxing poetic about the people i love for ten paragraphs or something. hope you enjoyed or something idk.

I tag (if you want): @doyouseemecaring (idk why it won't let me tag you?) and @letsseehowhappyyouare (bc i see you two in my notifications all the time and wanted to spring this on u), @butterymyjellyfish (bc you're my new best friend) aaaand @iknowsongbutidontknowsongname (bc you tagged me in that lovely mutual appreciation post and i forgot to say thank you before i lost the post whoops,,,)

and @01woo just to freak em out ("who tf is this nerd? why are they tagging me? idk who you are get away from me u weirdo")

also i accidentally analyzed who in seventeen was most likely to enjoy spin the bottle in the tags so if you're interested hit see more ;) you'll regret it, none of it makes sense and it's all late night intuition