#julia hoffman

[cirilee]

time for a redraw !!!

[atimburtonfan]

[barnabascollins]

You’re complimenting me, Barnabas. You must want something.

[emster-ds]

I still stand by this

[multifandomfix]

Julia Hoffman Fluff Alphabet

A = Aroma (What do they smell like?)

Whiskey and cherries. No amount of perfume ever quite manages to cover it up, but you wouldn’t want it to.

B = Babe (What would they use as pet names? Do they use them a lot?)

Julia utilizes pet names mostly when she wants to ask a favor of you. She’ll use them more casually as well, but when she really starts laying them on thick, you know what she’s up to.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

She doesn’t consider herself a cuddler, but she is. Especially in her sleep. She likes to throw her arm over you in her sleep and she even holds onto you quite tightly sometimes.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? What would they think about living together?)

She’s not 100% sold on the idea of fully settling down, but she is very agreeable to living together. She wants to be able to share the same space as you whenever she wants.

E = Emotion (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

She’s more affectionate drunk than sober. She’ll hang on you when she’s drunk, but even sober she’s a touchy person.

F = Flirt (How do they flirt? Are they smooth or awkward?)

She’s a bit of a messy flirt. Sometimes she’s able to pull off a line that surprises you, and sometimes she can’t seem to string a coherent thought together around you.

G = Gifts (Are they a gift giver? What kind of gifts do they give?)

She’s really not much of a gift giver. Every once in a while she’ll come up with something so incredibly thoughtful that you’ll wonder how she did it.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Julia is pretty neutral on hugs. Sometimes they feel nice, sometimes they feel more stifling. It just depends on her mood.

I = I Love You (How fast do they say the L-word?)

Too fast, and probably drunk. There may even be a time or two she forgets she’s said it. But the first time she says it sober, that’s when she really means it.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

She can get pretty jealous, even if her jealousy is unwarranted. Usually she’ll turn doubly hard to a bottle of alcohol to numb the feeling.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you?)

You can always count on Julia’s kisses being full of passion. If she’s going to kiss you, she’s damn well going to make it count.

L = Little ones (How are they around children? Would they want some of their own?)

She’s not great with children, but she’s alright with them for short periods of time. She’s definitely not eager to have any of her own.

M = Meet (How did they meet you?)

At a bar in Collinsport. You kept eyeing her from across the room, so she thought she’d introduce herself and the rest is history.

N = Nurture (Are they good at taking care of you if you’re hurt/sick?)

If you’ve got a hangover then she’s your girl, but if it’s anything else, she’s not so great at helping you through it.

O = Out (What’s a typical date night with them like?)

Old black and white movies, a bottle of wine and conversation. That makes up the vast majority of your date nights.

P = Propose (When do you/they propose? How does the proposal go?)

A proposal may never come, and that’s alright with you and Julia. You like things the way they are, and you don’t need a proposal to solidify your commitment.

Q = Quirk (What small habit/feature/quirk do they have that you find especially endearing?)

The way she lowers her sunglasses at people when she’s judging them. It’s adorable and doubles down her intent to embarrass them.

R = Routine (What does a typical day together look like? Routines, schedules, habits?)

You usually have to get Julia up in the morning, which can be a struggle sometimes. And the rest of your daily routine is basically navigating around one another until you’re both so exhausted that you head to bed.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you?)

She doesn’t feel the need to be super protective. That’s not saying she won’t step in when someone is saying shit to you. She very much will if she thinks you want or need the backup.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, etc?)

Julia is usually a low effort type, but even so, you find the sort of nice, relaxing. Not everything needs to be an Olympic sport.

U = Unique (What’s something they’d only do for you?)

She’s come to rely on alcohol over the years, but for you, she makes a conscious effort to cut back. You may never get her to stop, but for you she tries her best not to overdo it.

V = Vulnerable (How long does it take them to feel comfortable being vulnerable around you?)

Julia is what she is and she’s going to be upfront about it right off the bat. She doesn’t have time to suffer people who don’t get her.

W = Wardrobe (What would they wear to impress you?)

Mini skirts. She has great legs and she knows you’re always going to be staring when she puts on a mini skirt. She loves to tease you that way.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

Julia loves your hair. Whether it’s touching it or smelling it, she just adores it. She’ll go to the bathroom just to smell your shampoo sometimes, especially when you’re away for some reason.

Y = You (What are some things they would like in a partner?)

Someone who isn’t afraid to be themselves and won’t judge her for being her. That’s really all she asks.

Z = Zzz (What are their sleep habits?)

Julia truly sleeps like the dead. It’s a monumental effort in waking her sometimes. The house could be on fire and she’d likely not even know it.

For @fairyfaefiction

Julia Hoffman: @iticaboopsyou, @jona-lea, @music-bird, @fairyfaefiction, @chillinftladygaga, @geekyandgay98, @tissaiasdarkone, @thekirbishow

[whatithinkaboutdarkshadows]

Episode 480: Bring your medallion

Mad scientist Eric Lang has been building a Frankenstein’s monster out of body parts his assistant, a man named Peter who prefers to be called Jeff, has dug up out of the cemetery. Once the body is completed, Lang will “drain the life-force” from recovering vampire Barnabas Collins into it, bringing it to life and freeing Barnabas of vampirism once and for all. The time has come to fasten a head…

[dancurtisowesmemoney]

Dark Shadows’ Hottest Character?

[twice-my-age-simp]

Julia Hoffman

[hotpinkboots]

I already write with:

Red Harrington Bellatrix Lestrange Emily Madame Thenardier Rose Weil Julia Hoffman The Red Queen (Iracebeth) Mrs. Lovett

So you can request with any of them, but I'm looking to add new Helena characters in.

Note: If you select the "other" option, make sure you tell me in the comments/message me what character you want, otherwise your vote won't have helped me out.

[pandorasboxofhorrors]

[lexie-squirrel]

[cirilee]

i'm falling back in love with them ❤️💕

[barnabascollins]

willie and julia’s respective ‘lying to the cops’ faces are very them

[emster-ds]

Edvard Munch’s “Love and Pain (Vampire)” 1895 but make it Dark Shadows✨

[multifandomfix]

Julia Hoffman Smut Alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

She’s usually pretty well spent after sex, though if you were to draw her a bath after, she’d be hard pressed to refuse.

B = Body part (favorite body part of their partner’s)

She adores your neck. Finding that sweet spot that makes you just melt under her touch is just the thing she needs after a long day.

C = Collar (do they mark you as theirs in some way?)

She’ll definitely cover you in hickeys unless you specifically ask her not to for some reason. She loves seeing the marks she left on you.

D = Dominant (who is in control? are they a top or bottom?)

Julia can really swing either way, and sometimes you don’t know which side you’ll be getting. There are times where she just needs to let it all go and let you take the lead, and other times where she’s more than happy to play the role of domme.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

She might not be an expert in all regards, but she definitely has a good amount of experience. She knows what she’s doing, but isn’t afraid to use your guidance to help please you.

F = Fuck (do they prefer to fuck or make love?)

Either or, really, but she leans a little more towards fucking.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Julia falls somewhere in the middle on this one. She likes to try and keep serious, but slip ups often get the both of you in a more silly mood.

H = Hot (what turns them on, gets them going)

Watching you deep in thought, chewing on the end of a pen, or your hair, or whatever. There’s just something about your expression in that state that gets her thinking about taking you to bed.

I = Insatiable (how do they act when they’re desperate to have you?)

Julia will make herself the only thing you can think about until you give in to her. Passing by so you can get a whiff of her perfume, sitting herself in your lap, anything to get your attention fixated on her until you’re just as desperate for her as she is for you.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

She’ll indulge herself quite often if she happens to be in the mood. She’s more than willing to explore her own body and pleasure.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Julia loves biting. Drives her absolutely mad. Whether it’s you biting her, or her biting you, it doesn’t matter. Neither does location. She loves it in any and all forms.

L = Location (favorite places to have sex)

She mostly prefers the bedroom, but she won’t say no to some bath time lovemaking or a heated session that lands you on the floor.

M = Mood (what’s the foreplay like? how do you get them in the mood?)

Again, biting is a great way to get her going, but you can also change something about your appearance throughout the day, like wearing significantly less clothing.

N = Naked (how do they undress? do they like to watch you undress?)

Julia undresses quick and dirty. She doesn’t have the patience to draw it out. She’d rather just get right down to it.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Though she does prefer to be on the receiving end, she does have considerable skill when repaying the favor.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

It’s a mix. She does like to be a little rougher on occasion, but it’s not a hard and fast rule.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

She does love a good quickie. It scratches an itch and with Julia, they really can be quite good fun.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Julia does like to experiment and take some risks. She typically doesn’t just dive right in to something new, but if you bring it up, she’s likely to at least try it.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

One maybe two on average. Each round can go in for a while though. Her stamina is incredible.

T = Tryst (are they into casual sex or one night stands?)

She’s been known to indulge in her fair share of both. It used to be the way she preferred things, but not as much anymore.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

She can either tease you for hours or cut right to the chase, with very little in between.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Julia can get loud. She also curses a bit, and depending on the type of play you’re engaging in, she can be a screamer.

W = Wait (how long do they wait before having sex with their partner for the first time?)

If the chemistry is there, then not too long. She likes to get you in bed early, see if you’re compatible in the bedroom before she puts in a ton of effort for something more.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Julia is beautiful. That pale skin practically shines under moonlight and she’s absolutely transfixing to behold.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

It’s on the higher side. She’s not insatiable, but she likes to be getting some pretty regularly.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Pretty quick, usually. She can fall asleep at the drop of a hat after sex. It’s actually kind of adorable.

For @fairyfaefiction

Julia Hoffman: @iticaboopsyou, @jona-lea, @music-bird, @fairyfaefiction, @chillinftladygaga, @geekyandgay98

[whatithinkaboutdarkshadows]

Episode 350: Own flesh and blood

Things have been happening fast on Dark Shadows for the last several days, and writer Ron Sproat was always aware of the need to let new viewers catch up. This is the first chance Sproat has had to write a Friday episode in some time, and since some people would watch daytime soaps only on Fridays, he goes in today for some extra heavy recapping about doings at the estate of Collinwood. As a…