#just classic noor bakwas

[nooruleman]

"My child is fine." Your child stays up until a ridiculous time in the night because they feel it's the only time they're free of pressure and expectations, can be totally alone and can just vibe being themself for a while.

[nooruleman]

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

I just found out.

That apparently,

THERE ARE JAB WE MET FANFICTIONS?

WOAAHHHHHHHH

I AM SHOOKETH

[nooruleman]

Okay but

Jab We Met's music album is criminally underrated.

[nooruleman]

"There's no aesthetic, it's only pathetic."

~@rf-rida

[nooruleman]

It's missing Beckett Harrington hours in here.

*cue cry sesh*

I MISS MY BOY SM. HE'S THE DORKIEST BOY EVER AND I'M SUCH A SUCKER FOR HIM STUTTERING AND BEING AWKWARD WHILE BEING A CUTE SOFT LIL STUBBORN BEAN AND A NERDY BOOKWORM WHO FALLS IN LOVE FOR MY TROUBLEMAKER MC AND I LOVE SO HIM SO MUCH HE COULD LITERALLY KILL ME AND I'D SAY THANKYOU, SOMEONE GET ME A BECKETT HARRINGTON-

Okay imma go die now thankyou very much ya'll

[nooruleman]

Desi fam everytime @aadya-said-chal-be asks us to sleep:

[nooruleman]

If my first kiss isn't as dramatic as Rancho and Piya's, I do not want it at all.

I mean,

[nooruleman]

Janab...

Look at my cutesy USB💊💊💊

Aur rozay ke kya haalat hain?

SJXJSJJXJSJXSJXJS AWWH-🥺

That. Is so FRICKING CUTE-

It also looks like a mini missile which makes it even better, ngl🥺😂

P.s the picture took a while to load and I legit thought your USB would be an actual medicine capsule. The emoji really do be on point, tho😌

[nooruleman]

Brown girls listen to 'Nainowale ne' as they wash dishes and pretend they're in a fantasy world.

Brown girls is me. I am brown girls.

P.s if you don't do a dramatic flair and flick around soap everywhere as a consequence during the 'aha!' part, you're not living the full experience.

[nooruleman]

I just wanna play dumb games and enjoy the rain is that too much to ask for-

[nooruleman]

Aloo

~Kachaloo beta kahan gaye the,

Baingan ki tokri mein so rahe the,

Baigan ne laat maari, ro rahi the,

Mummy ne pyar kiya has rahe the~

[nooruleman]

Understandable, have a nice day.

[nooruleman]

aloo

'Tis lovely to be graced by your presence.

[nooruleman]

Do you also get the feeling of warmth and fuzziness inside when you see a tumblr post / reblog of a mutual on another social site as if you're watching them grow?

[nooruleman]

I just went to get pads from this shop and as I was putting them in that brown bag thingy, I muttered under my breath that 'eik baar D.C banne do, sab se pehle to yeh pads ko bag mein dalne pe ban lagaon gi' (Translation: once I become a D.C the first thing I'll do is to put a ban on keeping pads inside these bags) and a salesman standing close looked at me with an absolutely horrified expression and it's the best thing that has happened to me today.

[nooruleman]

Join us didi

Aye haye betay, aj kal ki larkiyon ko to dekho? Khule-aam baal khol ke sarak par selfies bana rahi hein. Na sharam, na lihaaz. Kaisa zamana agaya hai. Koi tehzeeb hi nahi hai is generation mein. Uper se dhoop mein khari hai, rang kharab hojaye ga, kon karega ab shaadi? Astagfirullah astagfirullah. Khair, humein kiya lena dena ap se beta, karlo jo karna hai.

~now that my toxic desi aunty commentary attempt is over, erhm~

~side pe ho yaar, meri baari hai~