#just sam's ''goldfish are not magnetically attracted to water...'''

[picturefirelizards]

every so often I rewatch the ‘we’re gods!’ scene from the first campaign and it still makes me cry laughing every time

[crtranscript]

MARISHA: At the last minute, I’m going to (panicked squealing) and turn into a goldfish.

TRAVIS: Before you hit the water?

SAM: Or the rock?

MARISHA: Well, I’m assuming the goldfish would make it easier to hit water.

LAURA: Yeah, but you’re going to hit rock!

SAM: Goldfish are not magnetically attracted to water. They still just fall.

[nochiquinn]

episode 97: dorian darington

I am. So tired. Pls let me get through at least most of this episode.

Twitch is fucking up even with the preroll, so that's either an omen for the rest of the episode or it's getting it all out of its system now

edit from the future: it was an omen

oh noooo wendy's art of grog learning to read more like leave me here to die

I, as per usual, have taken my earbuds out, but taliesin with the cords on his head is my new favorite look for him

I grew up in a town literally called Riverdale so this new show is v confusing to me

Aaaand my roommate makes the "elrond of riverdale" joke every time. Every. Time.

keyleth no

"goldfish are not magnetically attracted to water" "that's ironfish"

"there's too many DICE to roll, MARISHA"

rip taliesin

it's too ridiculous to even be horrified

"STOP LAUGHING TRAVIS"

rip liam

"what the shit is this SHOW?!"

guys. guys. blood diamond.

"I'll stay until you need me to leave" me

it's like in skyrim where you think the water's deep enough but it's nooooot

vax no

"are you addicted to death" no that's vex

if I heal you you won't learn anything

"we could make another kiki out of what you're wearing"

"we had a huge fight with a fake thing that did no damage, and you killed yourself in four seconds"

"I would like someone extremely sketchy to search the vehicle. Vax!"

do taliesin and marisha have matching necklaces or is my poor video quality tricking me

gnome nepotism. gnomepotism.

two ridic deaths in an hour

ptsd machina

hilda's accent is every woman in fable, I'm half-expecting her to go "CHICKEN-CHASERRRRR"

"she could BE raishan"

"none of us are trustworthy!" "I know, I've read!"

jb is death gun

vex stop yelling at the old man

"there's a stool and a cheese wheel and a pot with five gold in it" "I'm gonna steal their plants from outside and throw them a chicken."

"there are the books I read as a child" no percy she said KIDS’ books

see matt knows

this is like when they hired sheska in fma

twitch has chosen this moment to be butts so I missed everything

I love that matt even gesticulates while whispering

"it was the backblaze dimension?!"

I'd like to point out the stream worked perfectly all through the whisper and only now that things are happening again has it fucked up

keyleth sacrificed herself for their rolls

I said in discord that vax was gonna make this angsty, vex made a liar out of me

lesbiwedding!!

waits for vex to start pestering percy about a ceremony

"he's not gonna sam riegel us again is he"

twitch I will kick you in the dick

oh no lost puppybot

oh right that's vex's bff

keyleth puts her hands on doty's head, dies immediately

"I'm getting my rogue character ready" I s2g sam

THE OLD PEOPLE ARE FIGHTING BACK

matt mercer is why I have trust issues

I KNEW IT I knew it was his dad

a train travelling by foot

I thought so, either hilda was a real person or the drow lady modified a LOT of memories

v e x

I love when you can tell matt's written a description ahead of time

I have just about given up on watching this episode live

"it's a theme"

highway bandits au

horse pate

tary embarrasin

vex/karin (kureen? kirin?) otp

no tary get her to give you the money in exchange for HER LIFE

"people shake when they see me walking down the street" with laughter

OH NO I didn't even think of that

taryon abstains (respectfully)

"what if he's being a father to his child?" "boring"

the book was for his daaaaaad

"The book's a diary now. It's for me, not for you."

oh it's dorian's dad 

laura's face

I do feel bad for the staff, at least, it's not their fault

wait so where did he get 5000 gold. or was that a lie? it was probably a lie.

called it

"every man and woman who has money has done bad things" percy: "accurate"

vex don't call the girl a bitch none of this is her fault

"we need to get you out more"

"we're very squishy gods. gummy gods."

"grog jumped off a roof and died" "nah, I was raging so I was fine"

"your logan's run crystal started flashing"

though ngl she (IC) kept talking about how stressed she was and I was like "keykey was that A Thing orrrr"

[mcklydia]

Goldfish are not magnetically attracted to water, they would still just fall.

Sam Riegel