#just that the benchmarks and consequences for not meeting them are entirelyyyyy made up | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

mashkaroom · 1 year

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i have carried 2 cups of soup and some food in between plates vertically in my back-pack back to my dorm without spilling a single drop! I can do anything. Specifically *through gritted teeth* i can do this stupid essay

#the thing with school is that it's like role-playing real life #except it's not real and it doesn't matter #not saying that education doesn't matter!#just that the benchmarks and consequences for not meeting them are entirelyyyyy made up #and i am very tired of roleplaying lol #like honestly if a prof was like 'the deadline is midnight on sunday but please pretty please make sure you submit it by tuesday morning'#'bc that's when i start grading and if you don't submit by then it'll really screw me over'#i'd be like 'of course king!'#but when profs are like 'if you submit this at 12:00:01 you are getting a Zero i'm like #then i am getting a zero bitch. who gives a shit #this is not a great quality to have lol but alas

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