#just...kmglfdlsfg...R o u x l s...🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

[starleska]

I know nothing about this Rouxls Kaard character but I'm very intrigued 👀

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omfgggg. honey, i would be delighted to gush all about the ridiculous menace that is Rouxls Kaard 🫠🫠🫠🫠

so, who is this fine piece of glass/goop/diamond/darkness/we're not quite sure? why, it's Rouxls Kaard (pronounced 'rules card'), AKA the Duke of Puzzles! 😉 Rouxls serves as a minor antagonist in Chapter 1 of Deltarune (and a beautiful nuisance in Chapter 2 😂). in the game you play as a human teenager named Kris Dreemurr who (along with their bully-turned pal Susie) falls into a 'Dark World' in their school supply closet. this Dark World is full of 'Darkners': eccentric beings who guard huge power sources called Dark Fountains. Rouxls is one of these Darkners, and he serves the King of Card Castle. he's this...bizarre, hilarious, canonically 'hunky' freak who forces you to do very easy puzzles, and he talks exclusively in terrible, fucked-up Early Modern English, or Shakespearean English. beholdeth:

Rouxls is...oh my god, he's so fucking funny dude. he's obsessed with puzzles, but he's absolutely dreadful at them, and he gets so furious when you easily solve his work 🙈 he thinks he's the smartest and most handsome man in the Dark World (and to be fair, he does have a lot of admirers), but my god he's a moron 😂 despite his lofty claims, he is deeply unloyal, and easily switches sides claiming that he was always on the right one!! however, he has a soft spot for Lancer, the King's son, who has claimed Rouxls as his 'Lesser Dad' 😭😭 god, i can't tell you what 2018 Deltarune fandom was like on here when we met this guy. we were ill about him. i didn't think about any other character for a whole year, swear to god 😂 not only is Rouxls deranged and gorgeous, he's a pathetic cringefail boydad!!! 🥺🥺 and he may or may not be much more powerful than he appears if certain theories are to be believed 👀 for a treat, please enjoy this fabulous animation by @sweebread, with vocals provided by @manontheinternet, one of my favourites 🙈💖 a bunch of talented people came together to make Deltarune: the (not) Musical, by crafting fabulous songs over the banging Deltarune soundtrack. the backing track here is Hip Shop, which plays when you visit Rouxls' shop!! if you're even a little bit interested in him, i bet this will tip you over 😉