#kaeya headers

[is2power]

hi!! do you have any header for this icon? pfp max_eera :)

Here!

[1eaf-me-alone]

𝔾𝕖𝕟𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕟 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕒𝕤 𝕞𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕤

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Ningguang:

Kazuha:

Sayu:

Qiqi:

Bennett:

Zhongli:

Barbara:

Heizou:

Kaeya:

Klee:

[kaeyacollection]

Who's ready for my Master Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss Crepus Theory!!

I originally posted this over at Hoyolab and people there seemed to really like my favorite joke theory that Crepus just tries to gaslight the whole of Mondstadt right after obtaining Kaeya

Majority of this will be the same but with little tweaks for the wonderful tumblr audience

This joke stems from Kaeya's introduction:

and the use of the word "rumored"

Cause it's not like it said beyond Teyvat or the seven nations just Mondstadt

And I mean like c'mon how many families are living off the grid in Mondstadt

(Actually... Don't answer that I forgot Glory's boyfriend is just

Out there in the bush with Razor...)

Initially I had the idea of Crepus walking around the markets one day carrying Kaeya with Diluc beside him running into Varka who asks:

"Who's the boy?"

"You mean my son?"

"Not Diluc the boy you're carrying"

"I have two sons? You know this??"

But then the Caribert quest came out mentioning Kaeya ran away from home near immediately and was dragged home by Crepus just as fast and it became even funnier

Cause imagine you're by the docks one day and richest man in town gets off the boat with no cargo but instead a tiny child you may not have seen before that Crepus seems to be very cross with at the moment and threatening to turn him into a leash kid if he runs off again

In a small town that loves gossip do you know how fast that information is spreading? Cause I do and Varka's knocking on Crepus's door 30 minutes later like:

"Is this what we're doing? We're just taking kids now?"

Both paths lead to Varka asking where Kaeya comes from and getting hit with a

"I think you're a bit too old to still be confused about the birds and the bees Varka"

Varka getting frustrated to the point he just starts demanding Kaeya tell him what's up

Love to see him following in his fathers footsteps of stressing Varka the fuck out

And upon hearing how his birth father left for juice and didn't return Varka went

"Good! That was ALL I needed to know!!"

Follow ups on if his father intended to abandon him or got lost in the storm and needed a search party?

Don't care!! You weren't kidnapped!!

Welcome to the knights! 🤝

Which bringing it back to it only being a rumor

In a town of alcoholics, who's gonna call out the one guy with the winery?

Here's some add ons that got sparked from the comment section 😘

Bonus panels would have included Varka showing up with Rosaria one day mimicking Crepus about "wHaT you ForGot I haD a Kid" sparking a trend within the community of just adopting random children to the point posters are made saying "In Barbatos name: See a child Take a child"

Alice seeing it and pulling a "when in rome" tucking both Albedo and Diluc(who is yelling he is an adult) under her arms and telling Klee if she ever sees someone in need of a mom let her know she'll send over the paperwork right away

And then the last bonus: Venti wakes up, walks in through the gate while playing a tune, and stops when he sees the poster, not sure if he needs to start yet another revolution, or if this one is fine actually

I imagine the posters had to be taken down because visitors were losing their kids left and right and the solution of parents pinning a note saying "not dead & still want custody" to their kids shirt didn't catch on but the saying still lives strong in the hearts of Mondstadt's citizens I mean look Bennett and his 27 dads Mondstadt may have a lot of orphans but the demand is even higher

Comment on original post:

"I have a headcanon where Kaeya fooled first Crepus, then the rest of Mondstadt but.this is too funny!! I want to see this happening!"

Which prompted one of my new favorite lines at the end:

"Wait by fool Crepus first do you mean like Crepus finding him out in the storm bringing him inside to ask him where he lives and Kaeya's just

"? I live here? You adopted me? Are you feeling okay?"

Cause I'm absolutely cry laughing over this that's so good but that also means when Kaeya runs away Crepus is just

"hey no no l'm not misplacing you a second time come home" "

[hazznothere]

Grip

[exil1um]

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[veonaa]

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[kaelily]

ʢ-̫͡-ʔ͏ KAEYA TRANSPARENT ICONS

reblog if you use!!

[chilumitos]

genshin random meme bios

eu e kaeya querendo cair de cara em peitos

kazuha, eu vou contar ate tres, se voce nao devolver A MINHA maconha eu vou te chutar

itto vc eh o gostoso mais burro desse calcadao

porra q tetao eh Esse alhaitham slk 🔥

xiao por favor diz que me ama diz diz diz diz

ayato rico e gostoso do jeito q o diabo gosta

[ fiquem a vontade para mudar os nomes :D ]

[pansexual-ceo-procrastinator]

Another stupid headcanon, but this time its Genshin.

Kaeya has a silent panic attack whenever he receives a mission that involves killing Hillachurls, Abyss mages, y'know, monsters that people usually have no remorse for?

If his mission is, for example, to destroy all the towers, he wouldn't bare to hurt the creatures, breaking the wooden towers and running away. He has tried to talk to them, but none understand Khaenri'an anymore, having a new, jumbled, and not-quite-right language.

He almost always ends up killing them in the end, digging small graves near the camp to mourn for his people.

[mykolaguts]

move a little closer, listen to the clock tick !

( >﹏☆)  ‹𝟹  matching chaeya tumblr / twt themes !

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[yumeross]

— Kaeya layouts!

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[5seraphim]

kaeya tumblr layouts

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credit to use!

[lichedits]

GENSHIN IMPACT: KAEQING ✦ 600x240 discord profile banners                     ✦ like/reblog if using + please credit

[ichigoohinatsuma]

Kaeya

[kaeyasimpski]

I was browsing my files and I found some of my headers and icons I've made 💕 so feel free to use them as well💗

Credit is optional don't feel pressured pls(⁠*⁠˘⁠︶⁠˘⁠*⁠)⁠.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡