#kayfabe off

[zwoelffarben]

Ya'all.

Gonchpost responsibly

Tag your unreality

[imnothingimnobody]

Why did Andy wear the neck brace for months and tell everyone the injury was real?

Situationists didn't just exist in Europe Kayfabe didn't just exist in Japan We have a tradition steeped in Mamphis-rasslin' A form of tumbling with simulated violence Months. The hospital techs believed him

[manty-monster]

the american 2 party system is baby sensory video coded

a middle aged man clapping at the blue team elephants on tv yaaay 🥳🟦🐘!!

[numberjuancontender]

it sounds like dominik got a new ps5. i think dominik just wanted a sugar mami tbh

[bang-bang-gang]

the fact that so much of the discourse surrounding britt baker is sexist/misogynistic makes me feel defensive of her. but, while i absolutely dont wish her ill health or injuries, i do personally wish she’d take another extended break or vacation or just maybe leave the company altogether cause man i do not like her.

[jinouchibhue]

I just feel like that time could have been used to build up swerve (THE DAMN CHAMPION) more instead of having him in blood of guts for hangman's old shit like do something else sorryyyyy

[heelhausen]

WWE2K23 wants u to hate Gabriel Slade so fucking bad but the truth is Crash takes one look at him and goes. Hm. You are the first person who was nice to me here and therefore am in love with you. Please come to Japan with me and be my tag partner for these matches. Let me know if u ever need ur shit slonked sloppy style btw I will do that

[hyenaboycunt]

I'm dealing with "strangers who I find attractive consistently find me attractive in return" suddenly and for the first time in my life. So I tried to vent to girlthing about how it's confusing to once again be relearning how to navigate social interactions. But she's been hot the whole time. So she has literally zero helpful advice.

[zwoelffarben]

Gotta say, the best thing to come out of the goncharov meme, for me anyway, is the perfect polycule shipping diagram. I'm getting some real mileage out of it.

Like, just put a character in each of the boxes and you've got yourself a fucking laugh.

[vegaseatsass]

Super grateful I cracked and bought tickets for today's World Tour stream, v emotional atm.

One thing I'm thinking about a lot is how Kinn and Porsche's happy ending = Kinn buys Porsche his dream bar on a stadium-sized beach, where they sing together, and eyefuck, and they're surrounded by thousands of adoring voyeurs.

Like I get that the actual scene is just MA including the audience in their happy beach bar ending, but it's hilarious to me to do that because I do feel it fits the characters. Goodbye dad controlling our lives and keeping us locked in a tower; hello thousands of horny staring eyes.

Kinn: You're such a slut Porsche. You want thousands of people to see you naked

Porsche: You're so promiscuous Kinn. You want thousands of people to watch you fuck me

and they're both right, and they live happily ever after in exhibitionist bliss <3

[rcedge]

Me being pissed off about damian cashinhg in his MITB is sooo fucking funny as an edge fan but

i dont care

[kraniumet]

I love fakeness and special effects and vfx and sfx and cgi and trick filming techniques but I miss actual stable cam dance and action choreography so much it hurts.

[cephalopodsquad]

oh... seth is losing that title at payback

[selchwife]

silly sleep deprived thoughts

i love mär so so much 🥺 this morning i was missing him a lot so i listened to the instrumental bonus tracks from idoido, bc those always make me feel secure & think of him, and it was really nice

i guess i’ve felt like, guilty that emet has definitely been commanding more of my attention and active passion, and it’s definitely a thing where like. even when i was in New Relationship Puppy Love territory with mär i also had some bad OCD fears about the relationship going poorly or breaking up with him. so it’s sort of come back in force, especially bc i go such long stretches so focused on emet by comparison.

and it’s like. it’s quiet and it’s loose and it’s not so focused and active, but it’s not like i don’t love mär anymore. the thought of not loving him like, really repulses and upsets me, and it always makes me happy to see him and think about him and hear his music. i don’t sit and think about him as much or engage with the albums and manga as much, but when i do that passion always comes back to me very easily. he’s definitely part of my life and heart forever regardless of that, yknow?

idk. i’ve been thinking a lot about it and i think it will help me with this silly guilt to talk about it openly. i guess a fear of mine in this vein has definitely been like, the worry about “well, if i fuck this up or if this relationship ends (nevermind that i don’t want it to), what will people Think?”, especially because i’ve been with him for so long and it’s been a big part of my Presence Online and within this community for years. i think there’s pressure i’m putting on myself to “perform” my feelings for mär for no real good reason, and i think some of it probably comes from the shitty waifuism subreddit standards i felt beholden to. really a lot of communities like that are VERY about publicly performing your relationship and attaching yourself at the hip to your f/o monogamously for all eternity such that any hiccup in the relationship feels like a loss of identity, and probably most people involved in those spaces are the same level of neurotic as i am in their own ways, so it shouldn’t surprise me that this is a struggle in my life.

it’s kind of frustrating to be back to where i was at 21 where i have not infrequent intrusive thoughts that scare me about having to break up and what that would mean about my personal and public life. obviously i think in this context not wanting to break up and finding it deeply objectionable kind of proves the fear a little absurd; if it were over it would be over, to be tautological about it. i don’t have to think about mär every waking moment or consistently perform love and attraction for that relationship to matter. it’s been six fucking years. i can chill. it’s understandable it’s not the same relationship as it was at the beginning more than half a decade in and with another more recent partner in the mix. gee whiz

[withswords]

i can't get on board with "only fringe weirdos actually think all kink is harmless" because you'll never see someone whip around to defending the total sanctity of kink faster than you will in a conversation about raceplay

[blizzardsuplex]

HOW IS THIS AN HOUR LONG HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHA