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people who write on their phones (word mobile, gdocs app, scrivener mobile, notesapp, etc) how does it feel to be taunting god every single day
#keep notes 💡 beloved#I also use googledocs but usually have something on my laptop as well... eventually#my most unhinged ones are when I'm doing something like typing in a search bar on my phone and then get a great idea#so I type the whole thing out and then select and “cut” all of it and just pin the blurb on my phone keyboard's clipboard#this is one of those posts that I think of often when I have what feels like at least 500 words of story on a note app note#here I am. Living on the edge.
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They would be bestie is all im saying 🫣

Oh wait 🫷hear me out actually🤌
Cardinal Lawrence resigns, just as he wanted after ****** becomes the new pope. Now no more cardinal Lawrence, only Thomas (doubting™). He travels to Zubrowka and stays at a nice hotel for once (his friend Aldo insists "God forbid you to enjoy the luxury of a real vacation").
Thomas loves the Grand Budapest Hotel at first sight: the alluring building reminds him of some prestigious dollhouse come to life. Not to mention there's a church nearby, convenient to drop by and light some candles.
He's welcomed by a well-mannered blonde man. The man looks like in his forties and oh he aged well, in fact he aged like fine wine. Blonde hair styled neatly. Kinda makes Thomas miss his younger days with full hair on his head, oh he wishes he had those hair. The man wears a purple suit tailored perfectly to his body, really compliments his waist (thank God that waist hasn't been tampered by wine yet). The bow tie stays neatly on his neck. What can he say, "neat" is the best described word about this alluring man. There's something fresh about him, Thomas concentrates on the air. Oh right, the man uses perfume, something Thomas can't name.
"Your eminence, it's our pleasure to serve you here. I'm Gustave, if you need anything please let me know".
NOTE: Oh fuck it we ball, I'm just trying to shove some ideas for the crossover and here I am writing a ficlet 🤦 whatever here's my 3 cents 💡
Thomas and Gustave recite poems together. They become poem-friends (idk is that what they call?). Occasionally Thomas would reference something from the Bible.
Gustave accompanies Thomas to the church. They pray together.
Zero (our beloved lobby boy) sees them spend too much time together and wondering if Mr. Gustave has changed his type. Since the new guest is neither blonde nor superficial 👀
Aldo frequently calls to check on his friend, sometimes bitching about his colleagues but most of the time insinuates that he misses his friend (very much) and hope they can have juicy tea like the old time 🫖
Too bad now Thomas has a new bestie who is so charming, has a sweet mouth that always knows what to say ☺️
Do they have a fling or not? 🚬 well let's look at the canon to decide. Mr. Gustave "I go to bed with all my friends" or Mr. Lawrence who sleeps like a vampire to keep celibate 👀 idk I'm curious af too 😭
#cardinal lawrence#thomas lawrence#gustave h#ralph fiennes#conclave fanfic#grand budapest hotel#conclave#cardinal bellini#zero moustafa
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🍁 Canadian Date Squares (Matrimonial Cake)
A beloved classic with layers of buttery oat crumble and luscious date filling—simple, wholesome, and irresistibly delicious!
🌟 Why You’ll Love This Recipe
✅ Naturally sweet (dates provide rich flavor without excess sugar) ✅ Perfect texture (crispy golden top + chewy date center) ✅ Make-ahead friendly (freezes beautifully for future cravings)
🛒 Ingredients
(Makes 16 squares in a 9x9" pan)
Date Filling
✔️ 2 cups pitted dates, chopped (about 12 oz) ✔️ ¾ cup water ✔️ 1 tbsp fresh lemon juice ✔️ ½ tsp pure vanilla extract
Oat Crumble
✔️ 1½ cups old-fashioned rolled oats ✔️ 1 cup all-purpose flour ✔️ ¾ cup packed brown sugar ✔️ ½ tsp baking soda ✔️ ¾ cup unsalted butter, melted ✔️ ¼ tsp fine salt
📋 Easy Layered Method
1️⃣ Prepare the Date Filling
In a saucepan, combine dates and water
Simmer over medium-low heat for 5-7 minutes, stirring frequently, until thickened
Remove from heat and stir in lemon juice and vanilla
Let cool slightly (it will thicken more as it cools)
2️⃣ Make the Oat Crumble
In a large bowl, whisk together oats, flour, brown sugar, baking soda, and salt
Pour melted butter over dry ingredients
Mix until crumbly and evenly moistened
3️⃣ Assemble & Bake
Preheat oven to 350°F (175°C)
Press about two-thirds of the oat mixture firmly into the bottom of a greased 9x9" baking pan
Spread date filling evenly over the base
Sprinkle remaining oat mixture over the top, pressing lightly
Bake for 25-30 minutes until golden brown
4️⃣ Cool & Serve
Let cool completely in pan on a wire rack
For clean cuts, chill for 1 hour before slicing
Cut into 16 squares
💡 Baker's Notes
🔸 Date options: Medjool dates work best, but any variety will do 🔸 Smoother filling: Blend cooked dates for a jam-like consistency 🔸 Storage: Keep airtight at room temp for 3 days or freeze for up to 3 months
🌰 Delicious Variations
Nutty Crunch: Add ½ cup chopped pecans or walnuts to the crumble
Spiced Version: Mix 1 tsp cinnamon into the oat mixture
Chocolate Twist: Sprinkle ¼ cup chocolate chips over the date layer
Perfect Pairings: • A hot cup of black tea or coffee • A scoop of vanilla ice cream for dessert • Packed in lunchboxes for a sweet treat
(Fun Fact: In Western Canada, these are often called "Matrimonial Cake" because the layers symbolize a happy marriage of flavors!)
#dessert#recipe#recipes#food#cooking#caramel#delicious#canadian#quebec#toronto#calgary#alberta#ontario#date#Date squares#recipe ideas#cooking tips
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🔗 Link to Google Doc.
This is how I’ve been building Shadowheart in my past few playthroughs! Unfortunately, this build is not very thematic for a Cleric of Shar – but it does do a lot of the legwork in Act 2. This build is particularly thematic for a Cleric of Lathander, Corellon Larethian, Eilistraee, and Helm, who are all Light Domain deities… and, due to this build’s effectiveness in Act 2, possibly Selûne. 💡✨
The goal of this Light Domain Cleric is to deal Radiant Damage and apply the Radiating Orb condition to anything that dares to enter Shadowheart’s general vicinity. The undead fear her; shadows evaporate in her presence. It is glorious. I now refuse to play Act 2 without my beloved Radiating Orb Beyblade of Death (Shadowheart). 😁
The focus for this guide is on ability scores and gear interaction. Some of this gear includes the Luminous Armor (Act 1), the Blood of Lathander (Act 1), and Luminous Gloves (Act 2).
This Light Domain Cleric build is phenomenal in Act 2, but still does enough damage output to carry its weight in Acts 1 and 3. Light Domain’s special Channel Divinity action, Radiance of the Dawn, is excellent when dealing with clusters of Invisible enemies (such as Duergar, Shadow Creatures, and Bhaalists).
(Fair warning: Possible spoilers ahead!)
Leveling
Please note that this guide is really just my personal preference! I recommend fully reading through the Wiki page on BG3’s Cleric so you get a good idea of what this class can do. In this guide, I’ve added a star (⭐) next to each of the class features or spells that I especially like.
To start with, I’ll recommend these base stats:
In the early game (Act 1), it’s a good idea to keep Shadowheart’s Wisdom and Dexterity Ability Scores up. Wisdom affects Shadowheart’s spellcasting effectiveness, while Dexterity affects her Armor Class (AC) and Initiative in combat.
But the most important score for this build (after Wisdom) is Constitution. The first feat I recommend addresses this (Resilient), as do my preferred boots on her (Boots of Striding).
The Cleric class has prepared spells, so I’ll just make a note of the feats I take in this section!
Level 4
Feat: Resilient = Constitution
By taking the Resilient Feat, Shadowheart gains +1 to her Constitution Ability Score as well as proficiency in Constitution Saving Throws. This will help her maintain Concentration spells such as Spirit Guardians.
Level 8
Feat: Ability Score (ASI) = +2 WIS
Level 12
Feat: Ability Score (ASI) = +2 WIS
Honor Mode
The above is a pretty good set-up for the Explorer, Balanced, and Tactician difficulties. However, if you’d like to make Tactician mode easier on yourself or you’re planning on taking her to Honor Mode, I’d recommend the following set-up instead:
Level 4
Feat: Ability Score (ASI) = +1 CON, +1 WIS
Level 8
Feat: Alert ⭐
Level 12
Feat: Ability Score (ASI) = +2 WIS, or
Feat: War Caster (Advantage on Constitution Saving Throws to maintain Concentration)
In Honor Mode, having high Initiative can make a huge difference, especially when fights get more intense – hence the Alert Feat at Level 8!
Final Composition
By Level 12, Shadowheart can have the following notable qualities:
Due to Light Domain, Shadowheart will have:
Warding Flare (Level 1) – As Shadowheart levels up, she’ll eventually have Improved Warding Flare (Level 6), which allows her to use a Reaction to impose Disadvantage on an Attack Roll against either herself or an ally.
Potent Spellcasting (Level 8) – Add your Wisdom Modifier to the Damage of your Cleric Cantrips.
Access to select non-Cleric spells – Flaming Sphere, Scorching Ray, Fireball, Wall of Fire, and Destructive Wave.
Recommended Spells List
The following list are the Cleric spells I tend to favor. Because Light Domain Clerics have a lot of great offensive spells (hello, Fireball and Flame Strike!), I usually have Shadowheart running offensive rather than defensive (healing, buffs). She’s like a fake Evocation Wizard, haha.
Basically, I tend to favor (usually AOE) spells that deal some amount of Radiant Damage. While Sacred Flame is notoriously easy for enemies to Save on, its Damage does eventually scale with your Cleric level, making it comparable to a Guiding Bolt by Level 8.
A good Fireball every once in a while doesn’t hurt, either. 🤭
Gear
The goal of this gear selection is to broadcast Radiant Damage (and therefore Radiating Orbs) to as wide a range of enemies as possible. To do this, I favor Radiance of the Dawn, which is the Channel Divinity action specific to Light Domain Clerics. Notably, like Spirit Guardians, Radiance of the Dawn only harms hostile creatures and will not damage (or inflict Radiating Orbs upon) your allies.
Spirit Guardians is also a very reliable source of mass Radiant Damage. Spirit Guardians requires Concentration to maintain, hence this guide’s emphasis on bolstering Constitution Saving Throws.
ℹ️ "But why the emphasis on Radiating Orbs?" you may be wondering. Radiating Orb inflicts a -1 to Attack Rolls on the affected entity (not bad!!), and causes them to emit Light. The Light is great when you're in a dark environment but someone on your team (eg. Human, Githyanki, etc.) doesn't have Darkvision.
Headwear: Holy Lance Helm
Smite the Graceless: Creatures that miss Attack Rolls against the wearer must make a DC14 Dexterity Saving Throw or take 1d4 Radiant Damage.
+1 to Constitution Saving Throws.
Armor: Luminous Armor
Radiating Shockwave: Whenever the wearer deals Radiant Damage, they cause a Radiant Shockwave (inflict Radiating Orb in a 3m/10ft radius).
Cloak: Vivacious Cloak
Arcane Vivaciousness: Gain 8 temporary HP for four turns after casting a spell while in melee.
In order to cast Spirit Guardians to full effect, Shadowheart will be in melee. Alternatively, the Cloak of the Weave is powerful on any caster.
Handwear: Luminous Gloves
Radiating Orb Gloves: When the wearer deals Radiant Damage, the target receives one turn of Radiating Orb.
+1 to Strength Saving Throws
Footwear: Boots of Striding
Focused Stride: When you cast a spell that requires Concentration, you gain Momentum for one turn. While Concentrating, you cannot be pushed or knocked Prone.
Shadowheart will often be Concentrating if your combat priority is casting Spirit Guardians.
Amulet: Amulet of the Devout
High Spellcasting: +2 to Spell Save DC.
Godswill: One additional use of Channel Divinity per Long Rest.
An additional use of Channel Divinity gives Shadowheart an extra charge of Radiance of the Dawn.
Ring A: Coruscation Ring
Arcane Radiance: When the wearer deals spell damage while illuminated by a light source, they inflict Radiating Orb on the target for two turns.
If Shadowheart is carrying the Blood of Lathander, she will always be illuminated.
Ring B: Callous Glow Ring
Callous Glow: Deal an additional 2 points of Radiant Damage against illuminated creatures
If Shadowheart is carrying the Blood of Lathander, all creatures near her will be illuminated.
Melee Main Hand: The Blood of Lathander
Lathander’s Blessing: Once per Long Rest, when your HP is reduced to 0, you regain 2d6 HP. Allies within 9m / 30ft also regain 1d6 HP.
Lathander’s Light: Sheds holy light within a 6m / 20ft radius. Fiends and undead in this light are blinded if they fail a DC14 Constitution Saving Throw.
Sunbeam (Level 6): Cast for one turn once per Long Rest.
Because the Blood of Lathander as a mace does relatively low damage, Shadowheart should be carrying it as a passive buffer/debuffer rather than as a melee weapon. Sunbeam is nothing to sniff at, either.
Alternatively, you could try The Sacred Star or the Moonlight Glaive.
Melee Off Hand: Shield of Devotion
Additional Spell Slot: Gain an additional Level 1 spell slot.
Shield Bash: Use a Reaction to possibly knock an enemy Prone.
Shield of Devotion: Aid: Cast a Level 3 Aid once per Long Rest.
+2 to AC.
This is a great shield on any Cleric! An additional Level 1 spell slot essentially gives you an extra low-level (but potentially clutch) Healing Word or Guiding Bolt.
Alternatively, you may want to use Ketheric’s Shield (great for casters in general) or Viconia’s Walking Fortress (great in general).
Ranged Main Hand: Bow of the Banshee
Blood-Curdling Emission: On a hit, possibly inflict Frightened. Gain a +1d4 bonus to Attack and Damage Rolls against Frightened creatures.
While Shadowheart may rarely, if ever, use a bow instead of a spell attack, the Bow of the Banshee is a really excellent clutch weapon. Since it’s just a shortbow, it may not be extremely useful on your more dedicated archers (who may prefer heavy crossbows, longbows, or hand crossbows); as such, it’s good to have on a character who’ll only be using their Ranged Weapon situationally.
A nice Sharran bow for Shadowheart is also the Least Expected, which is especially great on a stealth-based team.
Ranged Off Hand: N/A
Number Crunching
The following table should give you an idea of how Shadowheart performs on the battlefield as a result of her gear synergy. This table assumes that Shadowheart is Level 12.
She’ll also have up to 7 charges of Radiance of the Dawn per Long Rest. (2 at the start of the day, 2 after each Short Rest (for 4 more), plus 1 from the Amulet of the Devout.)
While it’s difficult to say how much DPR Shadowheart can consistently dole out, this is a very effective build for debuffing your enemies and reliably picking off any stragglers.
Conclusion
A Light Domain Cleric is a great option for an offensive Cleric, but at the end of the day, she’s still a Cleric and will perform best as a complement to your team, rather than as its star player. By debuffing enemies, Shadowheart sets your high DPR characters (like Fighter Lae’zel 😎) up for success on the battlefield.
This build also works pretty well for any Cleric, but works especially well on a Light Cleric! You may have noticed that I mentioned Radiance of the Dawn one billion times throughout this guide… but it really is very good, haha.
If you feel that this build has too many Radiating Orbs (😂), good gear items that are still synergetic with a Light Cleric include:
Boots of Stormy Clamor, Gloves of Belligerent Skies, and/or Spineshudder Amulet with the Thunderskin Cloak
Boots of Speed, Haste Helm, and/or Crusher’s Ring for battlefield mobility (if you favor Spirit Guardians)
Additionally, you can find an alternative r/BG3Builds guide to Radiating Orb stacking here.
Thanks for reading, and hope this gave you some ideas for your Cleric or Radiant Damage builds! :)
#chelle.txt#ch.build#shadowheart#hooray!!!!! i love making these i hope they're helpful hahaha#i might fiddle w the banner image next week haha but i currently lack access to the psd file i use for these posts :')#and i just rly wanted to post this LOL
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🤥💡🗡🎵✳ for Walter beloved <3
🤥 LYING - are they good liars? do they have tells to show they're lying? 💡 LIGHTBULB - is your oc a planner? do they write down every small detail or just wing it? 🔪 KNIFE - how do they react to injury / misfortune befalling their loved ones (significant other, family, friends)? do they put themselves at blame? I think book 1 Walter wouldn't care all that much. I mean, he's not got a lot of ppl close to him, but for example: He leaves Rosie to fend for herself when he finds her when he's going to get the rat king. And if she would've been seriously hurt he wouldn't care. They're friends but he's not gonna put himself in harms way or feel bad about her being stupid. He does however feel bad about putting Ortega in the hospital after their fight at the gala. He doesn't really blame himself for it though, he feels like Ortega could've left and was being stupid as well. Mortifer was obviously kicking his ass, and like...he was trying to protect fucking Herald of all people. *Mortifer voice* lmao ok Book 2 Walter does get upset when ppl get hurt. And starts thinking back on things that happened in the past and feels bad about that as well. (Like hurting Danny to the point that he's got what appears to be a permanent limp.) He also WORRIES a lot more that ppl he loves will get hurt or have something bad happen to them. 🎵 MUSIC NOTE - what is their playlist like? their favourite artists? do you associate a particular song with them? I already answered this but i'll expand on it!! BC MUSIC!! He also listens to a lot of death metal, especially when he's in Mortifer mode. It pumps him up and kinda puts him in the right headspace for "doing what he has to do." Born in winter One day you'll walk the world and keep in mind The heart you've been given in winter time And through the bitter cold, with opened eyes You'll find the strength to fight and stand upright and I think the last one is ❄️ SNOWFLAKE - do people consider them cold? if so, what made them this way? Walter would 100% come off as cold. He tries his hardest to push people away and to make them leave him alone. And he doesn't like to look people in the eyes, shake their hands, smile or anything like that. Not that he's rude to people, he knows to say thank you and smile in shops etc, but that's it. (Book 2 Walter kinda loses this habit a little bit. I mean he'd never have considered letting Danny speak with him if he didn't change this habit lol.) And what made him like this.......uh......life I guess lol? Everything that's happened to him by book 1? Feeling betrayed, hurt, used, lost for so long changed him. (Vigilante days Sidestep Walter was definitely not like this. he was very charming, friendly and as open as you can be when you're trying to keep your face and identity a secret to most people, lol. ) send me emojis and i'll answer questions abt walter <3
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