#keep the fae away from my baby girl tho

[littlestgamer]

I have the Stardew Mod that lets you go on dates with your spouse, so me and Shane ended up with having our baby born in the middle of Cindersnap forest.

[amazingmsme]

Y’all are so lucky my campaign friends follow me & I can’t post a ton about my dnd ocs cause spoilers. But I am filled with so much love I absolutely MUST share. So please feel free to ask away about my babies!

Here’s my girl Naomi. She was orphaned as a little itty bitty fawn. She’s a ranger & the sweetest chaotic baby you’ll ever meet. Been robbing people in the forest for necessities since she was 4. She’s 69(nice) now, tho in fae years she’s in her young dumb 20’s. When she was in her real 20’s, which is like satyr pre teen years, she was basically adopted by this badass dragonborn named Yernad. He raised her & taught her how to fight & was basically her big brother, though after a few years he died while fighting some death slaads.

Ok if you’re in my campaign you best not be peakin’. Trust me, this will be better if it’s a surprise & I’ll cry if you read this. Y’all know who you are. On mobile & too lazy to look up a mobile read more link so...

My boy. My main man. The absolute LEGEND. Born to the ruling dragons on his island, he is a prince of his home country Zenodrale & is 3rd in line to the throne. When he was 14 the clans from the neighboring islands tried to siege it and take over. He became the general of the army & quickly rose to power, winning the war and uniting the clans to become one country.

The war lasted several years and afterwards he went off to discover himself and kill monsters to clear his head. That’s when he found Naomi. She helped him through a lot and taught him to love himself more and was able to keep his ptsd in check. And then he died.

Except maybe he didn’t! Necromancy is a thing that exists you know. After his resurrection he goes back to traveling the world & is afraid of what might happen if he tries to see Naomi again, but he checks up on her from time to time. But after his life 2.0 he’s been having strange visions & is trying to work things out.

If you like this & wanna hear more just dm me! I would love you forever if I got a chance to gush about them & maybe finally share some of this sweet spicy plot! If y’all like them I might even treat y’all to some tiggol headcanons. Tho let’s be real I’ll do that anyway.

[taytei]

More Ancient AU facts

Stuff that got asked and answered over on my insta that I figured I’d share here as well!

- Lance asked keith out first out loud, but Keith kinda already figured they were dating at that point already (they totally were)

- Keith’s wings are only vaguely sensitive on the webbing on the inner side. They’re actually incredibly durable and can be used practically as shields.

- Soulmates are a thing in this au now by the way

- When you meet your soulmate, it’s an instant connection, a gut feelings. The idea of being separated from them is just so viscerally upsetting, it’s almost painful. Most people meet when they’re older.

- Lance and Keith tho, met when they were babies, so you can imagine how two kids throwing monstrous temper tantrums cause they want to see each other can go sahklhkglsa

- so they didn’t actually realize that they were soulbound until they were older shakhlgsa

- they realized it because, when people get older, they get restless and feel the need to travel to find their partner. Keith and Lance never once felt that way. The closest to that was whenever they were separated from one another. And it just clicked that, “oh, yea, that makes sense” but also kind of “goddamnit, of course it’s him”

- Also, if you are an Ancient’s soulmate, but you yourself are not an ancient, once you soulbond, you basically become immortal so you can stay with them forever

- Lance and Keith intertwine their tails a lot, it’s basically like holding hands

- I just wanna clarify also, that Lance isn’t strictly a mermaid in this AU. He’s an Ocean Descendent, an Ancient one at that. He sticks mostly with the mermaid form because that’s what his parents found most comfortable, so it’s his default. He can take on the form of ANY water based mythical creature if he so wants.

- Also, don’t touch his tail. Unless you are family, a close friend, or given explicit permission, you do not touch his tail.

- Keith takes Lance flying, whether Lance asks him to or not. sometimes he’ll just scoop lance up out of the water unexpectedly

- wing hugs. Ever since they were little, keith has tried his best to wrap his wings around him and lance, even if they weren’t big enough. Once they grew to full size, he would often just cacoon the two of them in his wings whenever he was feeling vulnerable, needy, or protective

- Lance and Keith own an apartment together gsakhlsa

- but they also have their own island that they escape to whenever they feel the need to get away (it was a gift from Hunk for their wedding)

- On their first official date, Lance called in a favor from Allura and asked for a “cosmic light show that’s gonna sweet Keith off his feet and right into my arms”

- something like the northern lights with exploding stars and a metero shower happening all at once ended up being of the most nearly-life threatening but also romantic moments they could have asked for

- i say “life-threatening” but Ancients can’t actually be killed.

- they can be wounded and hurt badly enough that they go into a “resting/healing period”, which is mostly a meditative coma, but they can’t be killed by an outside source.

    - when either Lance or Keith is in their resting/healing period, they experience the same feelings as when they’re separated, only like 500x more potent. They’re restless and anxious and more protective and it’s practically impossible to pry them away from the other’s side

- they decide when they want to go out, and once they do, they join The Colony of the Cosmos, where Allura and her small group of people reside.

- Only the Ancients go to the Colony once they decide to die, everyone else on the planet just gets reincarnated over and over again.

- Lance, Keith, Hunk and Shiro’s families are all Ancients, so they all get to go to the colony when they decide its their time

- A bit about the Colony, they’re people of pure cosmic energy. Ruled by Allura and her family. (Honerva and Zarkon are happily married, and Lotor never grew up troubled, they’re perfectly happy).

- When any of the Ancients become cosmic beings, they lose their descendent-attributes (Lance would lose his ear-fins, Keith would lose his horns, etc) and they would gain the Altean-esque ears and specialized markings

- but Cosmic Beings can alter their appearance however they want, so they can always give those attributes back to themselves if they really wanted them

- Lance’s home in built into the underside of a massive island right off the main shoreline

- which Keith visits on quite a few occasions, once he’s granted the Blessed Breath (which is an enchantment that involves an Ocean Ancient tracing a magic rune along their throat that allows them to breathe under water. It’s generally permanent, if used consistently and as long as the caster doesn’t dispel the magic)

- he was only allowed to have it once he actually learned out to swim

- also, it’s impossible for Lance to ever ever drown, even if he’s in his human form

- keith’s is basically the equivalent of lava girl’s land, filled with volcanoes and lava rivers, but there ARE forests of Ash trees and they have beautiful hot springs

- It’s really hot there tho. Lance can visit and endure the heat pretty well, since he’d been visiting since he was little, but he needs to have a canteen of water at hand at all times.

- plus the kogane family had a cooling spring implemented for when lance and his family decided to visit

- Everyone has the ability to look entirely human, no scales, horns, wings, tails, etc, but it’s not really necessary, unless they enter a “Human Glamour required” zone

- Everyone is aware that Ancients exist. they just kind of assume they stay in their “pristine palaces, too good to mingle with the common folk”, not realizing the doofus that just dabbed and the boyfriend that got whacked in the face because of that are two of the most powerful beings in the world

- and being ancients, they’re KIND of famous? once people find out that they ARE ancients. Cause really, they blend pretty seamlessly among everyone else. Most people just assuming they’re common ocean/fire descendent civilians

- people are usually more like “whoa, what? really? YOU’RE an Ancient? I just watched you coke on a baby carrot for almost a solid minute”

- usually that’s followed by people asking just how old they actually are

- Lance & Keith: “it’s been a long time, lost track”     - Keith: *actually lost track of how old they are* Lance: *refuses to reveal just how old he actually is*

- Keith gives Lance gifts of gold and jewels and cool weapons that his people either find in their caves or craft from their magma

- the trident that lance has is actually a gift from Keith’s family. The metal is unable to rust or age, it’s completely unbreakable, and with an utterance of a spell, the metal will heat to the same temperature as if it was being forged (like the sun-forge elf blades from the dragon prince)

- meanwhile Lance gives keith ocean found objects, pearls, sea stones, shark teeth, weapons coated in some of the sea’s most poisonous creatures, stuff like that

- Shiro: “I uploaded my music to the cloud, look”     An actual rain cloud: *starts playing Africa by Toto*

- Shiro also CAN have normal human feet, but he actively chooses to have bird legs cause he can pick stuff up with his toes without needing to bend over

- When Lance was first learning how to walk, he first went to Allura so he could surprise everyone with how great he is at walking. Only, she taught him by basically playing QWOP with his legs. (google it if you haven’t heard of it, it’s fucking hilarious)

- Hunk is an Earth Ancient, able to shift continents and form mountains with nothing but a thought

- he popped up a statue of Keith for Lance to take to his underwater cavern where Lance keeps all the jewels and gold that Keith gives him, where he basically performs a Part of your World on a constant.

- Pidge is NOT an ancient. She’s a new Age, and gained the figurehead position at a young age because she founded a new type of magic

and FINALLY

- how Shiro lost his wing, how he met adam, and can he ever fly again???

- the accident happened back when he was still a teenager, when Lance’s and Keith’s parents were still the ruling figureheads for their territories. There was a brief moment of imbalance in their world when either Krolia or Lance’s mom was severely injured and wnt into a healing period.

- with the balance so suddenly being thrown off so early in the world’s creation, there was a power backlash throughout the Ancients.

- Shiro got zapped right out of the sky by his own lightning, his wing got fried, and it broke when he crashed landed down

- he lost his wing, since there was ... absolutely no way to salvage it.

- he went to the Forest Fae, as they were renowned healers, when his wing was still aching, and hoping maybe there was an alternative for his wing

- And that’s where he met (one) of his soulmates, adam. (eventually they meet Curtis, cause damnit, shiro deserves two soulmates, LET THE MAN BE LOVED). Adam helped with the phantom pains and worked his best to help the wing heal properly, even if it wouldn’t ever be able to grow in full again

- and as for whether shiro can fly, there IS an alternative.

- a super complicated spell called the “Spirit of the wing”, which basically gives him a spectral wing to make up for what he’s lost. but it is incredibly exhausting on the user, and tends to make his phantom pains act up more severely

- so he only uses it when he absolutely needs to

sorry that this was so long! But I thought that i would share them!

[strangegreensoul]

My family emigrated to this country five generations ago... I'm the fourth born here... I carry last names that aren't theirs cos someone wouldn't pay attention while writing them down or they wouldn't understand a dialect. Sometimes I blame them sometimes I don't.

I don't know my family story, they had a farm, says my grandma. I ask names but they cant remember anymore.

One thing I know is my grandma's grandma was what we now call a witch, she passed that down to most of the women on her family. Her name was Calogera.

My father's grandma was an Arab descendant woman from whom I have no idea but her skin color and her name. Amalia. The woman that could actually buy enough food to make her family a fancy meal.

Another grandma had to leave her husband behind, a child or two came with her. She lived till she was 70. I cant remember her name. Her last name was Altavista. Another name that it's not in my family anymore.

My father's father is an asshole. He never loved his family, he now misses a wife that he cheated and mistreated her whole life. She died 10 years ago. He wants to dream about her but can't. My family says that's because he made her life miserable. Everyone hates him. He now sits alone in his house. We all grew apart from him. The children he would hit or mistreat. My father was practically raised by his uncle and a neighbor whom he spoke marvels of. He left his house at 16. Never went back. He hasn't talked to his father since my grandma died.

My grandma has six siblings, one of them died around two years ago. Two siblings. Twins. Were stolen when born, supposedly dead, one appeared a few weeks ago, he is alive and grew up 50 minutes away from my family's house. The other died a couple years ago. They say he was the living image of my great grandma. The sibling that still live are all women. I cant recall all their names but I know them by nicknames i gave them when i was a child. The funny. The grumpy, the witch and my grandma. Susana.

I dont want to forget my family.

My family is one of immigrants. Farmers. Woodworkers. All they did in their lives was work.

My grandpa was barely there when my mum and aunt grew up. He was working. He loves them fondly. My grandma and him managed to build a home. Several times. They are in love. 56 years of marriage. Political and economical instability broke them down but they got up again. My grandpa says they are happy cos I can go to college. They didn't finished school. My mum finished it at 50. They say my life is going to be better than theirs. The have big Hope's and dreams.

I learn about my family's homeland online, atleast i think that's it. The country is correct. The town isn't. Far folk and myths seem to be everywhere.

I dont want to forget my

My father's mother was an artist. Sometimes I think it was the only way she had to escape. She painted landscapes of forests and houses of stone. She talked to plants. I like to think she was a fae folk. The magic in her hands was passed down. My father is the best with plants, they remind him of her, he calls her by her name, not mum, Nelly. Her magic got to me too. I can do almost everything with my hands. My friends call me Plant Girl. Flora. I like to think she would be proud. Illness took her in a week. My family was never the same again. Her mother was still alive, noone would tell her she died. My mother did, everyone hated her for that. We never ate together at Sundays again after she died. My baby cousins barely remeber her. One of my aunts can't let her go. My older cousin was rised by her, she got her name tattooed. She'll graduate from college this year.

I dont want to forget

I have lots of cousins and a niece I don't know because her mother was 16 when she was born. The smallest one is 2, she has purple eyes. We used to meet a lot. My grandma died. I don't see them anymore. My father family is a mess. He loves his cousins fondly. We had lunch the other day. I found out my grandpa was sick. Cancer. 2009. He didn't die. He made a full recovery. Everyone hates him for that. My grandma died shortly after. He saw her best friend last week. She hates him. She told him the truth noone wanted to tell him. He deserves all that he haves now. He is alone. I felt pity for him for a long time, I dont anymore. I called him a couple months ago, he didn't notice it had been 4 years. The last time I saw his face he asked me for a naked picture. I told my mum, she doesn't let me go to his house anymore. I hanged up the phone. I have no more hope on him nor pity. He is a monster and deserves it. He never loved anyone.

My mother's mother family was from a farm. Her father was a drinker, her mother was forced to marry him. 7 kids 2 dead. He died when my grandma was a child. My greatgrandma fell in love again, he was married, they loved each other. She died alone. Catalina.

My mother's father mother died wanting to eat something she actually enjoyed. Victorina. She followed diets her whole life. People could talk. My mother and aunt did the same. Sometimes I think so many diet pills was what made them easier targets from cancer. My aunt was given 8 months of life when I was child. She decided to see the world. She had breast cancer. It's been 10 years. Last year she was told she was cancer free. We now travel together. My mum was diagnosed when I was 2, skin cancer. Surgeries left her body full of scars. She shows them proud. 5 months ago she finally got told that she was fine, that's was it. The cancer was gone.

When my mother was pregnant a economical and political crisis torn down the country. My father lost his job. The had to leave the house they loved behind. They came to the house we now leave at. When my mother was 6 months pregnant there was a problem. I was born with 7 months. A underweight child, no job, no education. They managed to bring me up. My mum tends to leave half her plate, says she is not hungry. Gives it to me. We are okay now.

I don't want to

My grandma tends to switch languages to make me smile. My grandpa takes pictures of us when we are cooking or sewing. They teach me everything they know. They say it is just in case. They dont want me to start from nothing as they did. I'm their only grandchild. At some point I will be alone, they'll leave me. All of them. My life is perfect now, I don't want it to change. My grandparents worked all their lives, they are paid the minimum.

All my family comes from this place I know I shouldn't call mine because it isn't where i am from, tho, I think it it where I belong. I'm afraid I won't belong nowhere in my life. The country I was born at usually doesn't feel like home. I dont want to emigrate but I know I most likely would have to. I love my country but still it doesn't feel like...

The violence and lack of work made my family come here and are the same thing that's going to make me or my children go back to their country. No. I won't be welcome there. Fourth generation, I can't apply for citizenship.

I don't want

When I was a child my grandparents had to sell their farm, my grandma got sick. They came to the city. She is fine. My grandpa is sad they had to leave behind that life. Victor. City air used to make them sick. They bough a small land in the countryside, made a home for all of us.

They got me a dog too. Moha. She is 12, I'm afraid I'll lose her. She is a puppy at soul. She loves that farm. A friend of my father found a turtle on the street. She's been with us for 13 years. She loves strawberries. Sol.

My mum says she'll teach me a healing prayer on Christmas, her mother tought her. Her mother was tought by her sister whom learned it from her grandma. My mum's greatgrandma. The witch.

I'll like to think there is something hidden about my family. There are too many of us for life to be so...

I don't

My grandma can't remember her grandma's name, I don't want that to happen to me. I want to remember them forever.

My greatgrandpa's name was Emilio. My mum says I'm like him. An anarchists, a naturist. He ate different types of meat in a sandwich, as i do. I never met him. He died. Someone on the street stole his pension money. He was so angry.

Two years ago I went to the cemetery with my grandpa, we went visit his mother. I saw him cry for the first time. She is in a beautiful place. Someone stole the cross from her grave.

There are people that roam my house at night, my mum says I shouldn't worry. That it is her grandma, the woman from the cemetery. I know it's not just her, my grandma visits from time to time too. There is a dog in the garden too. We say hi to hummingbirds and monarch butterflies cos my grandma used to love them. They are her messengers.

My grandpa's grandpa was one of three sibling that emigrated here. My father half knows something of the bloodline of one, the other was lost for a long time. I started college. We had a group assignment. I'm used to spelling my last name but this girl tells me to just tell her cos she is used to. She tells me she knows my last name. No one does. She was the classmate of triplets with the same name on secondary school. I cry when I get home that day, it's the first time I heard of someone with my name. I'm so happy. My father tells me I have a cousin that has it too, the girl that left when she got pregnant. I've never seen that classmate again. I have so many questions but I know it's dumb to ask her. She wouldn't know.

I visited my grandparents. We made a genealogical tree. I know so many people now. I have everyone written down. I learn names and places that I've never heard before. Grandma and I laught for hours, now i can keep track when she talks about her cousins.

I

[the-suriel-deserved-better]

Thoughts while reading Acowar.

Mind the swearing and spoilers kids. -2 years before the wall? Wait is this like a baby bat Rhys POV? -oh God this field isn't a nice place. Kinda like it tho. - omfg 6 High Fae... 6, to defeat one Illyrian... damn. - Rhys is so protective if his brothers it's killing me. -AGH PART ONE HERE I FUCKING COME. -Yes Feyre, burn this shit. -Already thinking about that wingspan Feyre? Can't blame ya. - Ugh Tamlin no can you not enter this moment just yet. Ugh Lucian I'm fucking watching you. -Oh for Fuck sake I gotta read about Ianthe soon to? -ugh I just want some smut and it's only page nine. -Feyre you can roll your eyes. God knows I am. - Oh hey Ianthe, go Fuck yourself Ianthe. -You definitely revived something from Rhys hands Feyre, but it was far more pleasurable than torture. -Lucian I won't ship you and Elaine. But please, for the love of God, kill Ianthe. -Oh hell fucking ni, Jurian, go fucking Fuck yourself and stay the Fuck away. -Oh snap, Nesta and Elaine already so powerful they can drain the cauldron. -Oh snap, Feyre laying down these facts. Also that's how I spell Miryaim's name. -Feyre you savage. -Jurian, talk about Elaine like that again and I will kill you. -Oh Fuck off Ianthe, I've read enough of you. -Okay Lucian, my heart is softening towards you. -God I missed you Alis. -Damn summer solstice is giving me goosebumps. -Rhys you are giving me life. -Uh Oh, Tamlin's getting jealous of friendship. -YOU FUCKING BURNED THEIR WINGS. -Ahhh Feyre you also cringing about Elaine being fucked by a fire blooded male?? Let me introduce to Azriel. He's far better in my opinion. -All these painting titles... we're they like, working title for Acowar. -Rhysand you get that tongue to work. -Also Tam you prick. -TAMLIN YOU MOTHERFUCKING PRICK HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A WHIPPING. -God Alis, my bae. -Feyre slit her throat. -Yes Feyre Fuck this bitch up. -Oh these twins. Can you fucking not. - Go Lucian Go. -Bring on Part Two. -"He can get in line," Feyre getting a list of people who wanna kill her to rivals Aelins. -Oh for Fuck sake, everything was going so well, until Lucian's brothers showed up. -OMG CASSIAN YOU'RE BACK. -AZRIEL MY CUPCAKE. -"There's no such thing as a High Lady," bitch excuse me. -Cassian you melt my stone cold heart. -Mor my darling. -OMG IT'S HAPPENING, RHYS IS COMING. -Amren, boo. Hru? -Lucian being called a girl, I'm dying -AGH RHYS. -"Go find somewhere else to be," I know what that means. -The smut was worth it. -Oh I missed the banter of my baby bats. -And Rhys' swearing begins. -Cassian sunning his wings. I wonder if a certain Nesta sees. -Cassian trying to be chill around Nesta is my new aesthetic. -Nesta reads romance. Hell Yes. -"You come between a male and his mate, Nesta Archeron, and you're going to learn about the consequences the hard way." Trying to foreshadow something there Cassian? I Ship. -No is mentioning the sorrow and longing in Cassian eyes, Feyre, for the same reason no one mentioned it when Rhys looked at you all those months ago. -Reading about Elaine is painful. -I'm relating to Elaine and all those open curtains too much... shit. -Cassian you're to precious. -I missed the Amren/Cassian banter so much. -Shit Mor is getting pissed. -Feyre keeps calling Rhys mate and I'm feeling bad for the Australian readers. -"Because I can't stay away" well Fuck me if they ain't mates. -Nesta looking as Cassian like he's the only one in the room. -Damn right there was a reason Lucian wore a fox mask. -Idk what to write but the nessian at pg.203. gahhhhhhh. -"Surely Nesta wasn't anything he couldn't handle," omfg Feyre, it's hilarious of you to think that. -Feyre were you not there for Acomaf. He was very clearly, cocky then. -Library sex? I'm in. -oh, so no library sex. -To the Bone Carver we go. RIP. -Oh so, the Carver, and the Wearer are- I'd be shocked only I read that spoiler. -Oh so the Carver is a mirror type of perosn? What even is a mirror person? Is it his kink? -Oh Nesta having death powers. -Feyre constantly calling Rhys mate tho. -Tbh all I wanna know is who or what the carver appeared to Cassian. -Everyone in this book be complementing Rhys good taste. -Ah Az and Elaine be starting. Az be carrying his ship. -Poor Cassian. Nesta will come around, I promise, I read the spoiler. -YES AZRIEL SHOW HER THE GARDEN. I'VE READ THIS SPOILER PAGE SO MUCH AND NOW IT'S MINE. -You know, I wrote a fanfiction about Az and Elaine in a garden and her calling his scars pretty. They kissed in it. -"Azriel isn't the ravishing type," Rhys you should read the fanfic I wrote about him. He loves to ravish. -omg Cassian calming Nesta- ugh how many more pages until this kiss? -Az, sunning your wings for Elaine? How scandalous. -"Why not make them mates?" Feyre babe I'm asking the same question. -FEYRE YOU SHIP ELRIEL TOO? Oh sweetie I love you more than Cassian rn. -Rhysand, let Feyre play matchmaker. -I was about to bash Kier for insulting Az, but Az got this shit. -Oh not this fucking Eris bitch again. -Rhys the Fuck you playing at? -Okay, ngl I know Mor is gay but those Eris know? Ffs. -Okay everyone is fighting and I'm more intrigued than I should be. -D'as Nessian. -Double d'aw Elriel. -Pg.303 and back to sassy Az. -Sassy Az KS giving me life. -It was at page 306 that I realised I was in love with Az. -Nephelle's be giving me goosebumps. -Yes bathtub scent with Rhys. -Oh it's actually a massage scene? I'm in. -Feyre are you trying to start a war? Cassian flying with Nesta. Dammit who am I kidding I wanna see that. -Yes Az, help Elaine in the garden. I am sailing this ship. -Nesta watching Cassian lick his fingers and I'm like, now imagine that kissing elsewhere. -Nes? I ship. -Some shit happening in the library. -ohhhh so we finally reached the part where people wonder if Elaine is a seer. -Yes Feyre, put Elaine's riddles together. -Okay that scene was intense but Nessian at the end was calming. -"Amren on the hunt," a novel by sjm. -Damn Az, took you awhile but bravo, she's a seer. God it couldn't be any easier to love you. -Lucian I swear to God if you die, looking for this sixth queen, I will kill you. -Also where is my Suriel. -Shit Alis don't die. -oh FFS, look, "king" of Hybren, old buddy. If you'd kindly fuck off. Only it's late, I don't need these plot twists. -Look, "King," I'd pay good money to see you try and take Feyre. -Rhys if you could destroy my upcoming exams the way you did those ships, I'd be grateful. -pg.379, more smut, hell yes. -pg.381, Nesta all concerned. -The amount of sex feysand are having. That wingspan must be truly impress you Feyre darling. -So Cassian is terrible at complements. -Ah yes boys, bringing up that wingspan again. -This Nessian tho. -"she threatened to freeze my balls off," Kallias, Viviane, welcome to my heart. -I'm in love with Viviane. -God sake, Tamlin Fuck off. -Tamlin, let me tell you, Rhys and Feyre have fucked so much I'm sure he could recount every noise she is capable of making. -Fucking shut up Tamlin. -Eris if you'd kindly shut the Fuck up too, it'd be a pleasure. -Pg.438, Nesta, damn, *blows kisses.* -nvm of 439, Go Feyre. Slay. -Helion.... wait... look I can't go around loving all these people. It makes me look like I have a heart. -You know I'd be surprised at Lucian being a whole, some air of dawn court, but I already read that spoiler. -Okay mor is gay why is- you know what, never mind, I give up. -Oh. Oh Fuck. -lol, I'm so tired, whenever I hear the wall mentioned all I can think of is humpty dumpty. -"Don't even start," Nesta, sweetie, we've been shipping this since the last book. -Part three here I come. -btw this is still the same day for me. I've read up to part three in a few hours. It's two in the morning. Never underestimate a fangirl deprived of her smut. -Jurian just has to show up, doesn't he. -idk who I am to believe anymore. -I wanna say Fuck this shit I'm out. But I am so in. -So am I meant to trust Jurian or not. -Damn Tarquin. -Nessian will kill me quicker than these plot twists. -Ayyy more shut, god I love you Sarah. -Yes, the Suriel is coming into play bitches. I'd been surprised by what happens only I've seen this spoiler too. -Okay first thing first, Ianthe please Fuck off Secondly rip Suriel 2K17. -Cassian what happened. Nesta please. I know the ending and shit but tf happened. -Feyre be joining up these dots about which way Mor floats. -This, Varian, Amren thing, yeah I'd like another five books of it. -Awww, Az, you're to sweet and selfless. -I'm so tired IDK how to feel anymore. -Oh greatttt, Feyre got hit with an arrow. Any more plot twists. -Wait Tamlin? Fuck, ugh. -d'aw, Elaine kissed his cheek. -it's four in the morning. I have less than one hundred pages left. -Shit. -Fucking hell Elaine stab them bastard. -Also Nessian hell yes. -Also...wait what's happening. -Rhysand you fucking bastard it's five in the morning don't do this to me. I know you live god dammit don't fucking do this. -oh thank fuck that's all settled. -This book. These plot twists. These ships. It's all so heart wrenching and shit. -Wait is she flying over Velaris in her lingerie. -Fuck it's half five in the morning. I read this book in under 24 hours. I need to sleep. *hours later* -omfg I need to read this shit again. It was so good. The High Lords, the banter, the near death experiences. The romance. The sass. Sarah you queen. -if the at least the novellas don't have nessian or Elriel tho I may be tempted to cry. And that, my friends, is a snippet of the roller coaster if thoughts and emotions I went through. I was too tired to cry during it but my heart was successfully ripped out a few times.