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epsilonnot · 4 months
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coming to the conclusion that the accommodation I most need is a secretary
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epsilonnot · 27 days
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brain bad. eat soup.
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epsilonnot · 1 month
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listen i’m a fan of “danny phantom and wolverine are trans” as much as the next guy but can we please stop acting like a female clone of a male human is scientifically impossible?? like you only need an error in a single chromosome, or androgen insensitivity or the like
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epsilonnot · 8 months
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watching cube (1997) and i’m simply. weak for david hewlett covered in blood
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epsilonnot · 10 days
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oh man it’s been so long i was briefly confused about why a 2007 season of a show was so short
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epsilonnot · 16 days
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definitely woke up and went “oh thank god that bloody nose was just a dream,” then looked at my hand which was just. spattered with blood
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epsilonnot · 18 days
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wish streaming sites had a “random episode” function so i don’t have to commit to a rewatch or decide what exact episode i’m feeling
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epsilonnot · 18 days
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haven’t had any adderall in a couple days bc the pharmacy is out of stock
anyway can’t figure out if i should watch something where im forced to pay attention (eg. foreign language drama) or where i don’t have to pay attention (eg. rewatching children’s cartoons)
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epsilonnot · 18 days
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couldn’t find my glasses this morning so i had to call my mom
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epsilonnot · 18 days
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my phone is so convinced i don’t need to wake up on bank holidays
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epsilonnot · 24 days
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point-and-click mystery games creators hate me bc i’ll take half a clue and brute force the rest of the puzzle instead of waiting until i find the other half
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epsilonnot · 25 days
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actually obsessed with the lack of secret identity in kim possible
like everyone really goes “it’s completely acceptable that this teenager we know has to save the world sometimes”
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epsilonnot · 1 month
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my pet peeve is when fic for older fandoms is unceremoniously updated to modern technology
like. do your research and find out what 2004 was like, or tag it as ‘modern au’ like a civilized person
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epsilonnot · 1 month
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was about to complain about how much it sucks when it’s cold and humid, but then i realized i was describing 70F as cold. how my weather sense changes between summer and winter every year
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epsilonnot · 2 months
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i’d rather be able to teleport objects than to teleport myself. i don’t mind walking places but what i hate is carrying stuff
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epsilonnot · 2 months
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*supervising my 3yo niece and 5yo nephew*
me: hey how do you keep these two from killing each other?
sister: well they haven’t managed it yet so.
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