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it's genuinely bullshit that you should be required to own a mobile phone for participation in literally any aspect of life

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me: kinky sex! :)

the boys: relationship heart-to-heart

me: but he’s already tied up!!

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hyperfixation so strong i wrote a 2k fic in 2 days without adderall

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when you have a cat you can experience sensations! some of them are soft. some of them are painful. many of them are wet

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my lovely child

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“No one's ever ate your ass before?” Tim asked incredulously.

OR

Tim and I both have a thing about Raylan's asshole.

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and she will be like “kelcey. stop putting commas before ‘because!!’”

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watch i’m gonna be a big famous author, at the point in my career where editors can’t tell me what to do anymore

and i’ll still be like “wait we can’t publish this until marisa says it’s okay”

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lay vs lie my frenemy

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there are people with genders you will never comprehend and people fucking in ways you will never understand and people making art you just don't get and that shit RULES

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no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

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not writing but learning a lot about computer networks

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getting my google translate ads in spanish feels so targeted like

oh, you know a second language? but you don’t know every language now do you!!

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Hit the hay so hard last night that i found the needle

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different fic is now raylan interacting with a different oc but for the love of god tim cannot do this infodump