episodes that i think every tv show should have:
timeloop
whodunit
musical
beach trip
random genre change (especially if it's to a noir detective thing)
one where they get randomly meta and fourth wall breaky but then never acknowledge it again
one where something happened but we as the audience don't actually get to see how it happened and only see it through the unreliable narrated flashbacks as recollected by the characters
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i have witnessed unspeakable horrors . the horrors weren't undescribable or anything, i just had to sign an NDA
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i would like to study the population of fic writers who are into both bones and stargate
not because i think it’s weird, i just find it’s larger than i expected
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I’m gonna scream my Chinese food got delivered to the wrong apartment and i went over and was able to watch the occupant go out, look at my food, and then do nothing about it and leave it out there. I just want my soup gdi
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he could've just named the horse. seems like they weren't doing a whole lot in that desert. he had time
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if you tag me in a chain post and i don’t do it it’s not because i hate you it’s because i am very lazy. i love you thank you for tagging me.
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this is such a bad syllabus I don’t care if the information is available elsewhere it should include basic information like when class is and also things like. who you (the professor) are. how to contact you. what are the office hours. perhaps the zoom meeting code.
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oh man it’s been so long i was briefly confused about why a 2007 season of a show was so short
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Demented Papercrane, 2010-02-15
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Is your window open right now?
I'm outside, buddy
No, the air quality is bad
No, my window is stuck
No, it's too hot
No, it's too cold
No, it's storming
Yes
No window
Something else
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I love Star Trek with all my heart, but good god, whenever I see them do "Science" it makes me laugh so hard because PPE and Safety Protocols are literally nonexistent
Not to mention WHERE is the fume hood......
And not a single Electronic balance to be seen
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I was telling my dad about how there are always hermits in Arthurian stories, just, you're out on a quest and you need directions or to recover from a wound so you look for the nearest hermit because there's usually one around. My Dad said "Like gas stations" and I have not been the same since
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Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster, on account that a bunch of monsters can turn you into a monster by biting you. Vampires, werewolves, zombies. those are the big ones, there are others
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so true beastie *we are laying in a field of dandelions and i am petting your massive snout* *you are 30 feet long and i love you*
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