#kenifies

[bismuthno2]

doodles :p

[girlnadian]

[codiciarr]

i got a test tmrw but idgaf about that

[mellohiizz]

this is the first ever ask im ever sending so you know this shit is serious. dear mutual Please draw me kenifies and ill. I dont know. ill give you a gold star sticker

anything for my mutuals 🙏been wanting to draw these guys for a while anyway so here. more gay people ^_^

[eviltransmasccatboypili]

its so fun to draw wifies, cause like- hes just so goober

hes just a guy (who might be a little robotic, but i like to think that everyone who doesn't know about the clone thing just thinks hes a bit odd like that) in the world

what a goober

[matcha-gg]

I just woke up but you guys can have a little kenifies kiss, I've actually never drawn people kissing before so this was definitely an experience

[saiintvalentiine]

okay. sorry saiint for spamming your inbox but i am now actually considering horace x wifies. i think theyd actually be cute... could you write horace building something for wifies for free out of his own will this time because he thinks hes cute... this will be my last request i prommy... maybe

i cant keep defending myself against the "makes my mutuals ship weird shit" allegations..............

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Wifies does, in fact, feel incredibly bad for Horace and the builders. The whole payment thing is kind of. . . He’s not sure what to do about that, though. Parrot isn’t easy to convince, even when it’s Wifies doing the convincing, and they really don’t have much of anything right now. There is, though, one thing Wifies can do at least kind of effectively, and that’s baking really good treats. Ken skimmed off the top of this batch of stuffed croissants, but it should still be enough for the whole team. They’re working on the northern side of the island when Wifies finally finds them.

Horace is an easy form to spot, standing on top of a quartz support beam. He lands a few blocks away on the ground level and waves at Horace.

“Hey!”

Horace sees him and waves back, Elytra wings spreading as he hops down.

“Hey, it’s been a minute!”

“It has, sorry about that.”

Wifies digs a shulkerbox out of his inventory and places it down between them with a smile.

“I made ham and cheese stuffed croissants.”

Horace takes two before calling over the rest of his builders, who descend upon the shulkerbox like vultures. Golden carrots are great for healing, but nothing beats actual food in terms of taste.

“Actually, I wanted to show you something,” Horace says around a mouthful. “You got a minute?”

“Yeah, definitely.”

It’s difficult to not start worrying immediately. Horace finishes eating and waves Wifies down a paved path that weaves between buildings and courtyards and flowering trees that shiver with the void cold.

“So I noticed you don’t really like the color palette,” Horace says, scratching his jaw absently.

“I do like it,” Wifies says automatically. “It’s pretty. Regal.”

“White and blue isn’t for everyone.”

“Really, I like it!”

He’s more of a warm, jewel toned guy, but that’s neither here nor there. He’s left everything in regards to the building in Horace’s capable hands, and everything does look wonderful.

“Regardless, I wanted to show you this.”

The stop in front of a building that looks all the same to Wifies. It’s white with a blue roof, but the door is spruce strangely enough.

“Go in.”

Wifies doesn’t get the feeling that this is some kind of trap, but he slides a totem into his hand subtly as he pushes the door open. Nothing happens— of course nothing happens, duh— but he’s surprised by the inside decor. The whole room is warm with candles and lanterns, floor padded with deep violet carpets and walls lined with spruce planks.

“What?” he says dumbly.

“Come on now, enter properly.”

So he does, slipping the totem back into his inventory as he steps in. There's not a lot of space inside, but there’s a kitchen on one end and something like a couch-bed hybrid on the other end. Horace taps the lid of a stack of barrels lightly and grins.

“I wasn’t going to let you be miserable in a Civ I’m building,” he says as Wifies pokes around. “You’re way too nice. So I bothered Ken into telling me what you like.”

“Why not ask Parrot?” Wifies asks, picking up a black pillow and squeezing it.

Horace doesn’t answer. Instead he asks, “Do you like it?”

“I do. Thank you.”

Wifies turns to smile at him, hugging the pillow a little. Horace looks proud, practically preening on the spot.

“Did you just want easy access to my food?” Wifies teases.

“No! I’m chivalrous. I have good intentions.”

Wifies snorts but believes him anyway.

[vivienne-joi]

For @flickersprout and @girlnadian

I’d eat your works like a 5 star meal

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[cloudeecat]

so i stared too hard at what ken sent on discord as a sneak peek a while ago

will we get uu!kenifies for next ken video? probably not. do i care? no not really because it's a ken video and it's about unstable. rejoice

screenshots from ken's discord under cut

so for some reason i thought ken was building these beacons in honour of wifies... or something... and i’m halfway sure wifies was the one who made the yellow beacons in uu. as like beacons of hope or something. so my thought process was that ken was carrying on wifies' legacy??

idk my unstable knowledge is limited to the two (2) prison videos (especially proton), doomsday, and whenever ken appears

[kasperqq]

hi . sorry for. dying. UHM recent doodles nd a wip. i think they r neat

[arckade]

please.. art rq ..kenifies… we are starving

been a while since i've drawn these two lol

[girlnadian]

[codiciarr]

this is stupid

[eviltransmasccatboypili]

cw eyestrain

theyre in love ehe :3

sorry for not drawing much, been a little too sleepy to draw LMAO

[thefloweralt13]

I got possessed by a demon..

@kenifies (tell me to untag if you want, I remember you sayin somehting about being okay with beingbtagged in kenifies thinks, mb if im misremembering :3)

[saiintvalentiine]

saiint i need you to write ken and wifies (romantic or platonic i dont care) period cramp relief it would be incredibly funny. you can choose who gets the cramps

what if their periods bluetooth synced and wifies takes it way better than ken does

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There is nothing in this world more unifying, more emblematic of love, than your periods syncing up. It’s also incredibly evil and vile, and proof that God hates humans.

“Can you stop villain monologuing for ten minutes, Ken?” Wifies asks.

“No.”

Ken is laid out on their couch, curled up around a pillow as cramps beat him into submission. Wifies sighs loudly, but crouches down and runs his fingers through Ken's hair and scratches one of her ears. This is, unfortunately, highly effective in getting Ken to stop villain monologuing, and he presses his head into Wifies's hand.

“Our pain tolerances really are night and day,” Wifies says with a laugh.

“Shut up.”

Wifies gives Ken a few good scratches before standing up again and disappearing further into the house. Ken whines. His legs are starting to tingle with numbness. He doesn't understand how Wifies keeps in motion on his period, says it stops him from thinking about it too much. Ken is trying to stop thinking about it and it still hurts!

Wifies comes back with a pill bottle and a steaming mug. It smells sweet, and Ken groans loudly but sits up.

“You don't have to drink it,” Wifies says, putting the mug down on their coffee table. “It's raspberry and green tea. It's supposed to help.”

They do this song and dance every month. Wifies drinks some tea or other that he swears up and down helps, and Ken thinks it's bullshit but drinks it anyway because it's something hot. Wifies shakes out some painkillers into Ken's hand and caps the bottle. As usual, Ken submits himself to drinking the tea Wifies brought him.

“Should I get the heating pad?”

“You make me look like I'm some withering hospice patient once a month,” Ken frowns, fragrant tea warming his face.

“I think you're thinking about this too much.”

“What's the secret to walking off period cramps?”

Wifies rolls his eyes and says, “Be a clone who's made to ignore pain.”

“. . . That's just sad. I'm sad now.”

“There's no winning with you, is there?” Wifies pets Ken's head again. “I'll bring the heating pad. Sit tight.”

It's not like Ken can use his legs right now. He's numb from his thigh to his ankle. He's pretty sure if he stood up right now, he'd tip over and fall face first into the floor. So he sits with his tea and waits.

At least Wifies is a really good nurse.